Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 366: Bikini Bottom Bad Guys Alliance!
Dionysus is in a bad mood now.

At this moment, he was hiding in the golden barrier that he had propped up with his divine power. Outside the barrier was huge sea pressure and ferocious marine creatures, but he didn't care about these. He just rushed to the deepest part of the trench as fast as possible.

"Fake."

The wounds on his body caused waves of severe pain, and the God of Bacchus could not help but groan and cursed through clenched teeth.

Yes, he did have blood on his hands and had killed thousands of innocent people.

But he only killed ordinary humans!

Wouldn't a natural disaster or an earthquake also take away thousands of innocent lives? Have humans ever hated the sky or the earth?
But these little demigods, each of them acted as if they had killed their own mother. They completely forgot the divine power and knowledge they had learned from them. Instead, they racked their brains to think of how to torture and kill themselves.

Huh? No, it seems that I really killed their parents.
But after thinking about it, he became more confident: "But if it weren't for me, how could those human scum have the genes of gods? How could they enjoy the superiority brought by divine power? These ungrateful wolves are so ungrateful!"

"Fuck, they are all a bunch of ungrateful people! If it were tens of thousands of years ago, people could gain divine power by sacrificing their parents, and the queue would stretch from Greece to India! Oh, it was better in the past, it was better in the past..."

The god of wine complained while reminiscing about the glory of the past.

He couldn't help but look up, and all he saw was darkness.

At his full speed, he would have probably dived to a depth of tens of thousands of meters. However, when he looked down, he found that there was still a bottomless abyss under his feet, as if an ancient sea beast with its huge mouth opened wide was waiting for him to fall into its trap.

“Are there really trenches on Earth that deep?”

Dionysus couldn't help but get nervous. He had originally not taken this mission seriously, but now he began to feel uneasy. No wonder Rango insisted on letting him explore the way first even though he was much stronger than him.

There's something clearly wrong with this place!

As he continued to dive, the surrounding environment became pitch black and suffocating. But for Dionysus, one of the twelve gods of Olympus, this darkness was not enough to bother him.

His eyes narrowed, and a golden light flashed in them. The next second, two golden rays of light pierced the surrounding sea water like searchlights in the dark night.

But no matter how he concentrated his divine power, his vision was always limited to a few hundred meters. What made him even more uneasy was that he could not see anything except the dark sea water and the occasional floating seaweed.

Under the water pressure at this depth, even marine life disappears without a trace.

"What the hell, I knew that bastard Rango had bad intentions!"

The god of wine cursed inwardly, and his hands quickly gathered divine light, and even the four horse hooves under his feet ignited golden flames. He was ready to use up his divine power and escape at any time.

Time passed by, and the eyesight of the god of wine was suppressed to the limit, and he could only see a range of one or two meters in front of him. The surrounding sea currents became more and more violent, constantly hitting the barrier he held up. If Annabeth and her group of little demigods came here, they would probably be crushed by the water pressure in an instant and die in this nameless trench.

Just when the god of wine was about to give up, a ray of white light suddenly shone from the seabed below. This light was as bright and warm as a sunny day after rain!
"Walter Falke?!"

The god of wine was petrified instantly, but in the next instant, the light completely swallowed him up like a tide!
Before he could digest all this, a cheerful song floated in his ears? !
Are you ready kids?
Aye, aye, captain!
I can't hear you! (Too quiet)
Aye, aye, captain!

Ooh~~
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SpongeBob SquarePants!

"Sea SpongeBob?!!!" Dionysus was completely confused.

At the same time, in the underwater town of Bikini Bottom.

"Xiaowo, be a good boy at home."

SpongeBob pinched his long nose, sang good morning, patted his pet snail's head, then opened the door with energy and skipped towards the Krusty Krab.

As a hamburger chef who loves his work, the happiest moment for him is when he wakes up in the morning and goes to work.

"Morning, Squidward."

When passing by his neighbor's house, he smiled and greeted Squidward, a cashier who also worked at the Krusty Krab. Squidward was slouching his shoulders and sipping coffee listlessly in front of the window. When he saw him, he immediately slammed the window shut, as if he would suffocate if he looked at him any longer.

"Squidward seems to be in a bad mood."

SpongeBob pouted and thought for a while, then he clenched his fist and clapped his hands, and decided to go to the Krusty Krab and make the second most delicious Krabby Patty of the day for Squidward as breakfast to relieve his worries.

As for the most delicious one, it is naturally reserved for the distinguished guests to enjoy!

Having made up his mind, SpongeBob quickened his pace. At this moment, a roar suddenly sounded in the air. He looked up and his mouth instantly became an "O" shape.

"Bang~~~"

The god of wine, in the shape of a centaur, descended from the sky and hit SpongeBob squarely!

"Shit! Shit! What the hell is this place!"

The god of wine struggled to support himself with his hands and kicked his horse's hooves. He finally stood up, looked around, and felt this sudden underwater wonder.

It’s humid, so humid!
Every breath you take feels like the salty sea water rushing straight into your nose. An ordinary person would probably be suffocated by the humid air after just a few breaths, but the strange thing is that there is not a drop of water here at all.

And why does this place look like a small town?
The god of wine looked around blankly, his eyes full of confusion.

Suddenly, a friendly voice came from below.

"Mr. Ma, could you please take your foot, no, hoof, off me?"

Bacchus looked down and saw a yellow square wearing brown shorts, a white shirt and a red tie looking at him innocently.

"Um"

The voice of this guy speaking is a bit similar to the singing just now, could he be SpongeBob?
The god of wine narrowed his eyes, then he suddenly stretched out his hand, picked up the guy on the ground like a chicken, grabbed one of his corners, and pulled him directly in front of him.

At this moment, he no longer wanted to pretend to be a kind old grandfather. With a gleam in his golden eyes, he asked in a low voice: "Hey, kid, where is this?"

"Biblige Bottom." SpongeBob answered, while squeezing out his deformed half of his body and arms. He looked at the god of wine cautiously.

"Bikki Bottom?"

Bacchus frowned. The name sounded new, but he also felt like he had heard it somewhere before.

He shook his head, not wanting to think about it, and instead stared at SpongeBob with a condescending attitude, with an oppressive tone: "Boy, is there a god here?"

"God?" SpongeBob shook his head like a rattle when he heard it, but then he seemed to remember something, held up two fingers and said, "Although there is no God, we have Sea Man and Ocean Ranger!"

"What the hell is this Sea Superman."

When Dionysus heard that there were no gods, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. What he was most worried about was that he had mistakenly entered the realm of a certain god. As far as he knew, most of the gods still left on Earth were extremely cruel and brutal.

As for Superman and Ranger... this is not a cartoon. It sounds like a combination of Batman and Robin. They are obviously insignificant minor characters.

"It seems that you know this place well." Dionysus looked SpongeBob up and down, then grabbed his head and began to threaten him to take him around the town.

But SpongeBob is now preoccupied with his work at the Krusty Krab. Although he really wants to show Mr. Ma around Bikini Bottom, he can't afford to be late for the trip.

So SpongeBob began to struggle desperately, trying to escape from the hands of the god of wine.

"I...I have to go to work!"

"Sangaofu bitch! You ignorant yellow cube, do you know who you are rejecting?!"

The Dionysus, who was furious with Rango and the others, attacked without saying a word. His tall body pressed down like a mountain, and his horse's hooves made a thumping sound on the ground.

He stretched out his strong arms, grabbed SpongeBob's sides, and tore hard, trying to tear the soft little guy in half.

But what shocked him was that although SpongeBob's body was torn in half, he was still alive and well, and even waved his hands with a smile, as if what had just happened was just a prank.

The god of wine widened his eyes, looking at the scene in disbelief.

How can it be?

Unwilling to give up, Dionysus decided to try with his divine power. He waved his hands, and the powerful divine power surged out like a wave, rushing straight at SpongeBob with destructive force.

But when this divine power that was powerful enough to destroy mountains touched SpongeBob's body, it was like a breeze passing through its body full of holes, without causing any harm.

The god of wine widened his eyes in shock. He had never seen such a strange thing.

Just as he was about to attack again, a voice that didn't sound very smart came from a distance: "Let go of SpongeBob!"

When Bacchus turned around, he saw a red starfish wagging its tongue and jumping out from an unknown place in an extremely funny way.

The guy's movements were clumsy and funny, but Bacchus felt inexplicably irritated.

Without hesitation, he drew out his divine power and struck Patrick hard.

However, the moment the divine power touched Patrick, it seemed to hit an invisible wall and was directly bounced back! The god of wine was shocked by his own divine power and took a few steps back!
"Damn it! Where did these weirdos come from?!"

He launched several attacks in succession in disbelief, but each time his divine power was easily bounced back by Patrick, and once it even almost hit himself.

Well, until this moment Dionysus finally realized it.

There must be something strange about this place! These two seemingly harmless guys were able to ignore his divine power attack!
For some unknown reason, alarm bells started ringing in Bacchus' heart, and he no longer paid attention to SpongeBob and Patrick.

As he stomped his horse's hoof, a raging flame ignited under his feet, and the whole person galloped away into the distance like a flash of lightning, leaving behind only a string of burning hoof prints and a burnt smell in the air.

Only SpongeBob and Patrick were left, still looking at the departing figure of the god of wine with unsatisfied eyes.
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Soon, Bacchus was cautiously strolling around Bikini Bottom, the sound of horse hooves clattering, when suddenly, he stopped abruptly.

In front of him, two weird old men were hanging in the air in a squatting position on the toilet, blocking his way.

One had a starfish on its nose and looked like it had escaped from the underwater world; the other wore a white sailor hat and had a nose big enough to be used as a fan.

The god of wine frowned, and his divine power slowly gathered.

These two old men are definitely not ordinary people!

As for the reason?

Need I say more?

Nowadays, anyone who goes out wearing tight clothes is either a psychopath or a superpower.

And the fact was exactly as he expected, Sea Superman and Ocean Ranger jumped out of their invisible sports car and stared at him warily.

As superheroes guarding Bikini Bottom, the moment Dionysus fell from the sky, they felt a powerful energy fluctuation and immediately chased after him.

"This. Brother Ma? Who are you?"

Hai Chaoren first coughed up a mouthful of phlegm, but just as he opened his mouth to spit out a few words, the centaur-shaped Bacchus in front of him had already run away for a long distance. He actually slipped away?
"Damn! This guy actually ran away!" the Ocean Ranger shouted in astonishment.

"Come on!"

Hai Chaoren reacted quickly. The two of them jumped up and sat on the invisible sports car. A string of black smoke came out of the air behind them, and the two of them flew out with a "whoosh"!
A few minutes later, Dionysus had already increased his speed to the maximum, but when he looked back, Sea Superman and Ocean Ranger were still sitting steadily in the air, chasing him like they were squatting on the toilet.

Dionysus couldn't help but feel angry. These two weirdos and their weird invisible sports cars were so fast! Even his own divine power couldn't shake them off!

"Fuck, why hasn't that bastard Rango come down yet? No, that damn guy better never come down."

Bacchus raised his head and roared towards the sky, then continued to speed up and rush forward, but Hai Chaoren and his invisible chariots seemed to have no limits and kept biting him tightly.

At this moment, a laser beam suddenly shot down from the sky and hit right in front of Hai Chaoren and the others.

"boom--!"

The invisible sports car exploded instantly, and endless flames emerged in the air, directly engulfing Sea Superman and Ocean Ranger!

Dionysus suddenly looked up and locked his eyes on a guy wearing a red tights and a blue hood. He was proudly shooting laser beams with his fingers with a smirk on his face.

This guy exudes the aura of a villain from head to toe!

And the moment he looked up, a yellow bubble fell silently from the sky and suddenly enveloped the god of wine.

“Fuck! Let me out!” Dionysus was caught off guard and struggled in fear in the bubble. At the same time, he attacked fiercely with his divine power, threatening: “Do you know who I am? I am Dionysus, one of the twelve main gods of Olympus! Dirty and despicable things, I will kill you all when I get out!”

However, an anthropomorphic face suddenly appeared on the yellow bubble, with big eyes flashing with surprise. It looked at the god of wine and said, "So, you are also a bad guy? Great, our Bikini Bottom Bad Guys Alliance finally has a new member!"

Bikini Bottom Bad Guys League?
After hearing this, the God of Bacchus was stunned. What a meaning of this uncool name?
Then, Bubble shouted to the ray demon in the air: "Hey, Mohong! We didn't save the wrong person this time. This guy is really a bad guy!"

“Oh?!” Upon hearing this, the ray demon showed the same surprised expression as Bubble’s, and shouted excitedly: “Great, Dirty Bubble! Come on, let’s find a place to celebrate the joining of our new partner!”

Whoosh whoosh!
As soon as he finished speaking, the Ray Demon and Dirty Bubbles took the God of Wine and streaked across the sky like a bolt of lightning, quickly disappearing into the distance of Bikini Bottom.

On the cliff of the mysterious island tens of thousands of meters high, Rango and others were monitoring all this through their laptops. They looked at each other with disbelief in their eyes.

After Bacchus jumped into the sea, he actually met SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick in Bikini Bottom, and fought with Aquaman and Ocean Ranger. In the end, he was rescued by this inexplicable Bikini Bottom villain alliance?
Teddy slowly took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, took a deep puff, and said helplessly, "Guys, sometimes I really wonder if we are living in some hodgepodge world of cartoons!"

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(End of this chapter)