Extraordinary North America: Where are the magical partners?

Chapter 389 Peter and Louise
"Don't stop me, Louise. As long as I keep digging, I will be able to dig through here and escape from this prison!"

The man's fat belly shook violently, and the red marks from the edge of his underwear were clearly visible.

That’s right, this funny and stupid looking man is Rango’s biological father – Pete!
As for the short-haired woman with her arms folded and a helpless look on her face, she was naturally his biological mother, Louise.

She was wearing a dirty green shirt and equally worn jeans. Although she was in prison, she was in very good condition and had not changed at all from the last time Rango saw her during his time travel.

But what is puzzling is that these two native humans on Earth somehow followed the indigenous gods of the Earth to Pluto, and were imprisoned in a prison sealed by powerful divine power.

Listening to Pete digging the tunnel in front of her while twisting his fat hips, Louise took a deep breath, her full breasts rising and falling violently with her breathing.

Finally, he couldn't help cursing, "Even just once, can you be stupid again, bastard! This is Pluto! Do you know where Pluto is? It's 59 billion kilometers away from the earth! Where can you escape to if you dig through it? Escape to the vacuum of space and become a human ice sculpture?"

“Space?”

Pete suddenly turned his head, a look of surprise flashed across his dirty face, "You're right, Louise! We can escape into space, can't we just find a few space stations? Well, it's best to find a space station in the Far East, not in India, because it must be dirty and smelly, and maybe a cobra will crawl out of the toilet."

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Louise rolled her eyes speechlessly. With Pete's IQ when he was being stupid, it was difficult for her to explain to him how far Pluto was from the Earth, and the basic common sense that they, as ordinary humans, could not survive in space.

She even suspected that even if she put a NASA science video in front of Pete, this idiot husband would only pay attention to the shape of the astronauts' buttocks in the video.

But fortunately, not long after, a disgusting holy breath came from outside the prison.

Louise's face suddenly showed a look of extreme disgust, and Pete, who was digging a hole, also stopped.

His fat body showed amazing flexibility. After turning around quickly, he quickly took off his pants and squatted above the hole he had dug in the classic posture of stepping on both sides of the strait.

At the same time, his face turned red, and he made muffled "hmm ah ah" sounds from time to time, pretending that he was relieving himself.

Soon, particles of light emitting dazzling holy light appeared in the air of the prison. These light particles quickly condensed together and transformed into a handsome young man in a pure white robe with a golden halo on his head in the dazzling white light.

If you zoom in a little, he even looks a bit like Justin Bieber, the teenage idol who was all the rage among girls around the world a few years ago, except that there's a bit more divine indifference in his eyes.

As soon as this God appeared, the professional smile on his face could no longer be maintained.

He looked at Pete's actions at this time and said helplessly: "Pete, if you think I can't see that this squat toilet is actually a tunnel you dug to escape from prison, then you are underestimating me. Brother, I am Jehovah after all, the omniscient and omnipotent God. Can you give me some face and stop playing dumb?"

"Walter? I don't understand what you're saying."

Pete continued squatting. "I don't know what a tunnel is, and I don't want to escape. It's warm in winter and cool in summer, and there's food and drink - only a fool would want to escape."

As he spoke, under God's shocked gaze, a thick black strip fell precisely into the squat pit from under Pete's butt with an embarrassing "plop" sound.

God instantly turned into a group of light particles and appeared outside the prison in a panic and re-condensed.

At this moment, the previous friendliness and kindness on his face were gone, and his handsome face was filled with violent murderous intent.

"You damned fat pig! You have shit all over your head! Don't you really think I can't deal with you!"

God's slender finger suddenly pointed at Pete, and dozens of dazzling holy rays suddenly shot out from his eyes. These rays contained a divine power that was enough to evaporate a city.

In just a moment, Pete, who was still squatting on the ground, was shot through tens of thousands of times.

Pete's obese body was torn into pieces like a rag doll, with blood and flesh flying everywhere, and in the end only a pool of steaming flesh was left stuck to the floor of the cell.

However, Louise on the side just watched it all coldly.

She even leisurely took out a pack of crumpled cigarettes, lit it up and took a deep puff without even frowning, obviously not taking the matter seriously.

She blew out a perfect smoke ring and gave God the middle finger.

God snorted softly. Although his eyes were still fixed on the meat paste on the ground, his thoughts suddenly changed a little, and he unconsciously thought of other things.

As soon as he thought about it, the pool of flesh disappeared instantly, and Pete appeared in the cell intact, still maintaining the same squatting posture as before, even the number of hairs on his buttocks was exactly the same.

But the look he gave God was already filled with some substantial disgust.

“It’s incredible strength.”

Although this scene has been played out before him countless times, God still couldn't help but sigh.

"As long as my thoughts move away from you, you will be resurrected. I know all the gods since the birth of the earth, but none of them has such strange power as you, Pete."

Pete spat on the ground with disdain, then walked straight towards God in a carefree manner.

The golden seals floating around him seemed to be useless at this moment, and he easily stepped out of the cage that even a Titan could not break through in theory.

However, Louise and God present were not shocked at all, as if all this was natural.

"See, this is why I left Earth and took you with me."

God looked at Pete in front of him with emotion, his tone mixed with jealousy and desire, "This sealing spell was created by more than a dozen of us gods to seal you. If it were any other god, even Kronos with his dozen Titan brothers, it would be impossible to break out."

He pointed at Pete. "You're the only one who can do almost anything you want. Fuck! Pete, I wish I could have joined you guys when you guys were having barbecue with aliens."

God rarely uttered a curse word.

But before he could continue speaking, Pete's fist was already shoved into his face at an unimaginable speed.

This punch was plain and simple, but it contained some kind of power of rules that even gods could not understand, and it directly blasted the God into a state of flying light particles.

But soon, these light particles gathered into a human shape again, and God put his arm around Pete's shoulders intimately, like an old friend who had not seen each other for many years.

He couldn't help but lick his perfect lips, his voice full of hunger: "I can't bear it anymore, man, I really want to swallow you up right now, haha, maybe I can have your powers by then."

“Then you can give it a try.”

At this moment, Pete's previous silliness was gone. His expression was terribly serious, and a creepy smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "I can't wait to take a look inside your stomach. I have eaten aliens and demons, but I have never tasted the taste of God's liver."

"Hahaha"

God gave an unnatural dry laugh, his eyes swept over Peter and Louise, and then said meaningfully: "I have a feeling that you two will not be lonely soon. Maybe before long, you will be able to see your own children - called Chris and Megan, right?"

"Children of prophecy, I am looking forward to their arrival. Especially when they find out that their dear parents are waiting for them here, their expressions will be very interesting."

As soon as he finished speaking, this guy's figure instantly disappeared, and the strong holy aura also disappeared.

Peter thought about what God had just said, and couldn't help but raise his hand to touch his stubbled chin. "Did you hear what he said, Louise? He said Chris and Megan would come over to Pluto."

Louise nodded in confusion, "He seemed to be sure that Chris and Megan would come. Could it be that this narcissistic pretty boy deliberately took us with him when he escaped from Earth just to lure Chris and the others over?"

"Fuck!" Pete patted his bare belly exaggeratedly, "I thought he was jealous of my superpowers and wanted to slice me up for research."

He shrugged his shoulders, returned to the cell nonchalantly, picked up the spoon on the ground and continued digging.

"But did you notice, Pete?" Louise's eyes suddenly widened. She leaned close to her husband and said in a low voice, "This idiot Jehovah doesn't seem to know that we have a real biological son, Rango."

"yeah!"

Peter immediately perked up, a proud smile blooming on his greasy face, "This kid is my pride! Not only is he as handsome as I was when I was young, but he also has the same personality as me." He patted his chest, and his fat flesh swayed. "If my dad knew in hell that his grandson was so outstanding, he would probably crawl out of hell in excitement."

When it comes to Rango, the smile on Pete's face becomes much more sincere.

In his eyes, Chris and Megan had no blood relationship with him at all. They were purely created to deal with the ancient god Cross. His only real child was Rango.

Louise also showed a rare smile. "It seems that the myth that God is omniscient and omnipotent is about to be shattered. He actually missed Rango. This is good. Even if Chris and Megan come and die here, as long as Rango is still alive, it will be fine."

"That's right!"

Pete waved his rice spoon excitedly, "That guy might be married and have kids now, can you believe it, Louise? We might be grandparents now!"

The two of them chatted and laughed, as if they didn't take God's threat seriously at all.

In their twisted but true values, Chris and Megan are nominally their children, but their feelings are not.
Judging from their values, perhaps they are not as important as their old friends Joe and Quigmar.

After all, those two were partners who had experienced countless crazy adventures with them.

After Pete returned to the prison, he continued to dig the tunnel with the somewhat deformed rice spoon.

This is a shabby place. He can leave anytime if he wants.

But the problem is that Louise doesn't have his strange superpower. In order to protect his wife, he can only stay inside and think of other ways to escape with Louise.

But it sounds like Chris and Megan are almost there too.

Well, when the time comes, if three people dig a tunnel together, the speed will be much faster.
Meanwhile, in the vast space.

A strange spaceship that is hundreds of thousands of meters long and shaped like a giant yellow teddy bear is traveling rapidly among the stars.

The spacecraft is bright yellow all over, with two round black eyes that are actually huge observation windows, and that cute nose that is a multi-function radar array.

Its furry exterior hides the most advanced propulsion system in the universe, capable of crossing distances of several light years in the blink of an eye.

The interior of the spacecraft was so messy that it looked like a super amusement park, with people playing mahjong, eating hot pot, watching movies, singing karaoke, and even swimming and bathing.

Yes, there is a swimming pool and a fucking hot spring on this spaceship.

At this time, Rango was soaking comfortably in the hot spring, his strong arms around Gloria's smooth shoulders. While enjoying the comfort of the hot spring, they watched the gorgeous nebula scenes in the universe through the transparent dome.

Not long ago in the Marvel world, Rango used the Infinity Gauntlet to pull the Collector in front of him and told him his request, a large spaceship that could cross the universe.

I saved the old guy's life and preserved his huge collection. It should be a simple matter to ask him to help build a spaceship.

However, to his surprise, the old man refused.

Just as Rango clenched his fist and prepared to beat him up, the Collector made a suggestion that excited everyone.

He pointed at the Infinity Gauntlet on Rango's hand and asked with an idiotic look: "Since you already have this thing, why don't you imagine a spaceship yourself and let the gauntlet help you realize it?"

So, we have this most bizarre teddy bear spaceship in the universe.

Not only is its appearance incredibly cute, but its interior facilities are also luxurious to the point of being abnormal.

In addition to the basic entertainment facilities, Rango also added tens of thousands of mechanical maids built in the image of actresses from all over the world out of a sense of humor - this was purely Teddy's sense of humor and had nothing to do with Rango.

“Fuck!”

After losing another game of mahjong, Tony Stark unhappily overturned the mahjong tiles in front of him.

He looked unkindly at the three opponents opposite him: the mummy Murray wrapped in bandages, Grandpa Anderson wearing reading glasses, and Lucifer wearing an expensive suit.

He has lost nearly hundreds of millions of dollars along the way and is just short of betting all his shares in the Stark Group.

"You guys are definitely cheating, right?"

Tony pointed at the three men and accused them, his carefully trimmed mustache trembling with anger. "I don't believe there is such a coincidence! How could I light all the guns, and light your guns one by one!"

“Hey, kid! Speak with respect!” Grandpa Anderson retorted unhappily, “I’m Rango’s grandpa, how dare you accuse me of cheating?”

Tony's neck shrank when he heard this. The white-haired old man with glasses opposite him had a very bad temper, and he did whatever he wanted by relying on his identity as Rango's grandfather.

He didn't want to have a head-on confrontation with this guy. Who knew what this seemingly harmless old man would do.

He turned his gaze to the other two and asked in confusion: "By the way, I understand why Rango and the others went to deal with God and those gods. But you two——"

He pointed at Murray and Lucifer and said, "One of you is a mummy and the other is a fallen angel. Why are you so excited to follow us?"

Murray shrugged his shoulders, and a silly voice came out from the bandages: "Anyway, no matter who it is, as long as they are against God, I will go over to help them."

Lucifer took a sip of red wine gracefully, "I just want to meet old friends, such as Uriel, Raphael and the others."

He smiled meaningfully, "These Seraphim are really unkind. They left the Earth without even saying hello to an old friend like me."

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Tony raised his eyebrows.

Now it seems that, except for the group of people from their Marvel world, the helpers that Rango brought from the original world seem to have an irreconcilable feud with those indigenous gods.

Especially a group of teenagers who were undergoing intensive training not far away. They were wearing uniform combat uniforms and were simulating fighting against various mythical creatures.

Everyone cursed the names of the Greek gods, as if they had committed murder against each other.

Tony turned his head and shouted to Teddy who was playing with the joystick of the spaceship in the distance, "Hey, how long will it take to get there? If it doesn't work, just do a warp jump! It will only take a second to get there. Why do you have to drive it slowly like a classic car? How long will it take?"

“It’s almost there! It’s almost here!”

Teddy was speaking in front of the control panel without turning his head. He had really had a great time this time and was the first among everyone to have the experience of flying a spaceship.

Oh no, that guy Qiangba has also driven it.

Hearing Teddy's shout, the people who were originally scattered around for entertainment gathered in front of the viewing window.

Through the huge transparent porthole, a huge dark purple planet in the distance was gradually approaching.

The planet was shrouded in a strange fog, with sickly purple lightning flashing across its surface from time to time, giving off an overall ominous aura.

It looks like a cancer in the universe and is not at all a place suitable for any life to live.

Just as everyone was staring at this evil planet with bated breath, there was suddenly a loud "bang" and something slammed into their window from outside space!
When everyone saw the creature stuck to the glass, they were stunned.

Even Rango, who was smoking leisurely, couldn't help but take the cigarette out of his mouth and widened his eyes in disbelief.

"Walter-Fuck?!"

Outside the window, a yellow one-eyed Minion wearing blue overalls was jumping up and down excitedly and making faces at the people in the porthole.

(End of this chapter)