my beauty

"I don't know you, don't shout so affectionately." Ye Chen realized that he didn't know this woman at all, but this woman was smiling at him as if she wanted to pounce on him, so she might have some bad intentions.

"Aren't you Ye Chen?" The woman obviously didn't give up, even the pockmarked face was smiling.

"I'm Ye Chen, but I don't know you! Don't disturb me to find a wife, or you will die a miserable death!"

But anyone who tries to disturb Ye Chen to find a wife must be a bad person, regardless of whether he is a man or a woman, or neither.

"Woooo..." The woman was startled by Ye Chen, and even started to cry.

"Master Ye! You misunderstood." Just as Ye Chen turned to leave, deciding not to pay attention to this unknown woman, a voice came from the other side, and a man in his thirties came out from the cab of the police car. The young policeman in police uniform came over with a smile on his face. "Master Ye, I'm Xiao Pan! This is what I told you, my girlfriend."

"Oh, it's your girlfriend! No wonder she looks so ugly." Ye Chen's words made the woman with pockmarks on her face cry even harder, looking like pear blossoms with rain.

"Ahem..." Policeman Pan coughed a few times in embarrassment, hugged Mazi girl in his arms, and whispered a few words of comfort.In fact, Miss Mazi is still very pretty, with a slim figure and slender legs, almost reaching the level of a nine-headed body. The appearance of noodles in clear soup can have this kind of beauty. If you modify it and put it on the Internet, it will definitely be a beauty of the level of disastrous to the country and the people .

It's a pity that Xiao Pan has to admit that Ye Chen is right, who is Ye Chen?Su Wangcheng's son-in-law!No matter how beautiful Xiao Pan's girlfriend is, compared to Su Yingluo, she is still heaven and earth, not in the same breath. What's more, Xiao Pan also knows that Han Bingbing, the most beautiful cold beauty in the entire police station, is also one of Ye Chen's wives !

If there is a comparison, Xiao Pan's girlfriend is only slightly purer than Xiao Shaofu, but in terms of figure and maturity, Xiao Pan's girlfriend is still not comparable.

"Little Panpan! Is my policewoman's wife back?" Ye Chen suddenly became happy. In fact, if Han Bingbing is back, Ye Chen can know if Han Bingbing is back, but if you calculate everything, life will not be fun It can be said, what's more, the closer the person is, the more inaccurate Ye Chen's calculations will be. The ubiquitous way of heaven will affect Ye Chen's judgment of hexagrams.

"Ah...Master Ye, that's not the case. It's a trivial matter for me to ask you." Xiao Pan said with some embarrassment. It is impossible for a small policeman of this level to know. "Look at my girlfriend's face..."

"It's ugly." Ye Chen told the truth, and Xiao Pan's girlfriend cried even harder.

"No, no, I didn't mean that!" Xiao Pan hurriedly comforted his girlfriend with a few more words, finally made her happy, and then said to Ye Chen: "I will give you the talisman that Master Ye gave you." My girlfriend used it, but why are there freckles on this face?"

There is no woman who does not love beauty, and Xiao Pan's girlfriend is no exception.Although the freckles on my face are much less than before, but when I looked in the mirror in the morning, I found that there were still a few freckles left. When there were too many, these small freckles were not conspicuous. Now my face is clean, These relatively small freckles are more obvious.

"Oh, this matter is very simple, just get some sleep." Ye Chen glanced at Xiao Pan's girlfriend and said lightly.

"I went to bed last night, why is it still not working?" Xiao Pan's girlfriend asked quickly.

"Of course you can't sleep by yourself. You have to sleep with him to be effective." Ye Chen pointed to Xiao Pan, who was happily blooming next to him: "You know how to sleep, right? Don't ask me for help with this kind of thing. Very busy, besides your girlfriend is not pretty."

"No, no, no, no, no, no!" Xiao Pan quickly waved his hands, how could someone else do this kind of thing for him?As a normal man, working hard on a woman is an obligation a man should fulfill, but Xiao Pan has been dating his girlfriend for two years and has not broken through the last hurdle.

"He was the one who hugged me to sleep last night." Xiao Pan's girlfriend didn't know if she really didn't know or she was pretending to be innocent, and said innocently.

"That won't work, why don't you sleep with your clothes on—your body is obviously out of balance, just reconcile it." Ye Chen said with a smile.

"Ah..." Xiao Pan's girlfriend's face suddenly turned red, covering her face and wishing to find a crack in the ground: "You are so annoying!"

"I'm just telling the truth." Ye Chen said aggrievedly.As a great man, Ye Chen didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said.

Xiao Pan's girlfriend leaned into Xiao Pan's ear and whispered, "Go buy a condom after get off work."

"En!" Xiao Pan nodded quickly, overjoyed.

"Using a condom can't reconcile the imbalance of yin and yang in the body. It's like going to see a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine. If you boil Chinese medicine but keep it in the medicine jar and don't drink it, it won't work." Ye Chen explained in detail.

"Ah...do you want to drink it?!" Xiao Pan's girlfriend immediately turned red up to the base of her ears, and Xiao Pan stared at her red lips intently.Fantasies.

"Why are you so stupid?" Ye Chen said unhappily, "I just said that there is no need to use a condom."

Xiao Pan's girlfriend patted her small chest with a frightened look: "Oh, I thought I had to use my mouth, but in fact it's okay to use my mouth, but it's too hard to be human after drinking—" It seemed that I had just reacted: "Ah... what am I talking about, I don't care about you!"

Xiao Pan's girlfriend ran away, got into the police car and hid her body, and refused to come out to see anyone.

Ye Chen felt innocent: "It's your own dirty mind, how can you blame me, a great man like me..."

"Ahem...Master Ye, thank you! Thank you anyway!" For Xiao Pan, even using a condom is an unprecedented improvement. It's like a dream—you know, the cost of finding a wife is getting higher and higher. It is still very difficult for a low-level policeman like Xiao Pan to find a girlfriend like Xiao Pan.

Ye Chen smiled strangely: "Actually, this kind of thing can cure the small acne on her face once, but for the sake of your sexual happiness, I suggest you just say that I said it, and stick to two things." It takes a month to have the effect and not to relapse."

Xiao Pan nodded quickly: "I will definitely listen to Master Ye!"

Suddenly, as if thinking of something again, Xiao Pan leaned over and pointed to Xiao Shaofu's mutton restaurant, "Master Ye, there is one thing I don't understand. You have such a beautiful and pure wife, why are you still with me?" This kind of woman is mixed together? This woman is very open about that. It is said that there are more than a dozen men who have changed!"