my beauty

"Standing up to urinate...how could I do that?" Even though Xiaofang dared to say standing up to urinate in front of Nanmu and didn't feel blushed, but she was a little embarrassed to say so in front of a man.As for the members of Xiaoyun's basketball team, Xiaofang didn't regard them as ordinary men at all.

As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Xiaofang suddenly felt an inexplicable pain in her lower abdomen, and suddenly, a rush of heat rushed out of her body without warning.

"Ah...hahaha!" Nanmu stretched out his hand and laughed out loud without any image: "Pee standing up! You can pee standing up! Xiaofang, I admire you so much, I admire you so much! Really! It's a pure man!"

While speaking, Nanmu raised his thumb and cast a rather ambiguous look at Ye Chen.

"Ah!" Xiaofang screamed. After Nanmu's reminder, Xiaofang realized that a large area of ​​her close-fitting white skirt was wet. With the sound of screaming, Xiaofang covered her face Defeated, he ran away in despair, and from a distance, Xiaofang screamed: "Don't laugh! Nanmu, I'm not finished with you!"

Nanmu spread his hands and continued to laugh: "What does it have to do with me? You want to be a pure man yourself, so you can't act so impatient!"

It wasn't until Xiaofang disappeared from Nanmu's sight that Nanmu's laughter gradually subsided.

She is quite happy.Moreover, Nanmu could see that Xiaofang would never pee her pants for no reason. It must be the reason why Ye Chen was playing tricks, and after seeing Ye Chen's "superpower" that he could manipulate the flying sword by drawing a spell It's not surprising that Ye Chen can make Xiaofang diaper her pants in public, and it's easy to intuit that it must be Ye Chen's trick!

"Thank you for avenging me!" Nanmu really has a carefree character, and in a blink of an eye he forgot the displeasure caused by Ye Chen's once peeping at him openly, thanked him generously, stretched out his hand, and said : "In addition, thank you for being able to watch me play and cheer for me!"

Ye Chen held Nanmu's hand, which was a pair of rather hard palms, with a few calluses on the knuckles due to frequent practice.

"Actually, playing golf is not as good as when you change clothes!" Ye Chen said with a smile while looking at Nanmu's chest.

"Huh!" Nanmu pulled back his palm, "I knew you had nothing good to say! However, I'm used to your glibness, so I forgive you this time, but I warn you, what happened today, don't Speak out! If I find out, be careful... hum!"

Nanmu's eyes swept across Ye Chen's lower body: "Chicken and eggs! You understand!"

"Uncle, Uncle, what is chicken-and-egg fight!"

Just as Nanmu said a harsh word with a straight face, he heard the voice of a sweet little girl coming out from behind.

The next moment, the little girl who was clearly not a few years younger than Nanmu jumped up, hugged Ye Chen directly, and hung it around Ye Chen's neck: "Uncle, uncle, can you tell me?"

"Ahem... This is my new apprentice, Tan Xiruo. You seem to have seen it before, right? Xiruo, this is Nanmu who is going to play basketball today!"

Ye Chen introduced to the two of them.

"Oh! You are Brother Nanmu! Hello, my name is Tan Xiruo, I am seven years old..." Tan Xiruo smiled, reluctantly getting off of Ye Chen and was thrown off by Ye Chen.

"Seven years old! Little sister, you are developing so well!" Nanmu looked at Tan Xiruo up and down, looking very dissatisfied, and then said angrily: "Besides, I'm not an elder brother! You can't Development, the eyes are not developing! I think you are taking too much hormone?!"

Although Nanmu thinks she is a female man, she is mistaken for a man and almost becomes Nanmu's reverse scale.

When Tan Xiruo called him brother, Nanmu's expression changed immediately.

"Well, are you an uncle? You shouldn't be of the same age...Could it be, are you a sister?!" Tan Xiruo looked surprised and inexplicable: "Sister, you really should take hormones..."

Ye Chen spent some saliva before finally letting Nanmu understand that if Tan Xi is not seven years old, it is only because of illness that his brain has been damaged to a certain extent. Except for the problem of self-cognition, all other behaviors are still normal. .

However, Nanmu felt that Ye Chen had always had a strong taste, and he still had doubts about Ye Chen's explanation.

As for making Tan Xiruo believe that Nanmu is a sister, it is relatively simple.

Ye Chen picked up Tan Xiruo and let Tan Xiruo grab Nanmu's chest, so Tan Xiruo believed it, but the consequence was that Nanmu finally ran away again, chasing Ye Chen and Nanmu, and another meal Beat up.

This violent beating didn't end until the host repeatedly urged him to play.

Nanmu's battle was brilliant, he punched Ye Chen six times, and kicked Ye Chen by the way.

Tan Xiruo rebelled, shouting "Uncle, I'm on the same side as you", stood by Nanmu's side, and kicked Ye Chen secretly.

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After entering the arena, Nanmu thanked Ye Chen sincerely again and apologized: "I'm sorry, did it hurt you? Haha, did it really hurt? I did it on purpose!"

"Hey, actually, I asked Zhao Ming to come over to see if you are suitable to be his apprentice, but judging by the way you are now, you must not like the master I introduced to you..." Ye Chen was heartbroken , thumping his chest.

"Zhao, Zhao, Zhao Ming is coming! Ye Chen, Ye Chen, I want it! I want to be Zhao Ming's apprentice!" Nanmu was so excited that he jumped up on the spot: "Don't worry, I will definitely perform well in this competition Yes! I will definitely not let you, the introducer, lose face..."

"Hey, I was beaten up by someone, so I don't have face in the first place!"

"Ye Chen! I said seriously, as long as you can get Zhao Ming to accept me as an apprentice, you can beat me twice, no, three times! You can do whatever you want! I will do whatever you want me to do." What!" Nanmu vowed.

"Is it really the rhythm of the body?" Ye Chen said with a smile: "Okay, don't have any psychological burden, what you have to do now is to play well before Zhao Ming arrives, and try to play your best. The best level! Just leave it to me to worship Zhao Ming as your teacher!"

"Boom!" Nanmu was overjoyed, jumped up a little out of composure, and gave Ye Chen a mouthful. "Ye Chen! I love you to death!"

"Sister Nanmu, have you betrayed too?" Tan Xiruo came over and whispered.

"I...I'm talking about basketball!" Nanmu said shyly. "I will work hard and strive to play the best level! Come on! Nanmu! Go forward!"

"Rush forward? I'm sorry Nanmu, you have no chance... In this game, you are just a substitute."

Just when Nanmu was trying to cheer himself up, a disharmonious voice rang out. The manager Xiaofang, who was standing and urinating just now, had already changed clothes and walked in front of Nanmu, and said with a sneer!