my beauty

"Hey, hey, be careful, that big belly is coming again"

"Why don't we report to the manager and list him as the least welcome guest."

In the barbecue restaurant, it was the peak time of passenger flow, and two clerks were behind the cash register, whispering.

And the man who surprised them so much was Ye Chen who strode into the store.

Originally, Ye Chen's favorite food wasn't barbecue. Ye Chen preferred instant boiled mutton, but since Xiao Shaofu passed away, Ye Chen's taste seems to have changed a lot. Although he still loves meat, it's obvious that Ye Chen comes to barbecue. The number of stores has increased.

Customers like Ye Chen are like scarabs in the field and fireflies in the dark night. When it comes to any barbecue restaurant, they always only need one time, and they will be deeply remembered by the shop assistants—this Ye Chen is simply too talented. have eaten!

The key is that the barbecue restaurants are all in the form of buffets. The price of this barbecue restaurant is relatively medium, 69 yuan per person. According to the diet of ordinary people, most of them can't eat so much. I saw it with my own eyes when I was there. This customer ate at least a dozen people's food. If it wasn't for the heavy traffic in the store, he would almost have lost his money that day.

"Hello, both of you." Ye Chen walked up and said with a smile, and then, a small head popped out from behind Ye Chen.

"Uncle, Uncle, it should be one and a half!" The follower next to Ye Chen is the little girl Tan Xiruo. At this time, Tan Xiruo is pointing to an advertisement bulletin board in the store, and said proudly. [

I saw on the bulletin board that children under the age of 12 and seniors over the age of 65 are half price.

Tan Xiruo insisted that he was only seven or eight years old, so he should be included in the category of children under the age of 12. Of course, it should be half price, so he could only be counted as half a person.

"Little sister, how old are you this year?" The clerk asked a little unhappy, a Ye Chen is very edible, and it would be a good face if you don't drive you out. Now this little girl is obviously about sixteen or seventeen. Still thinking about half the price, how can there be such a shameful person in this world!

"Auntie, I am seven years old this year." Tan Xiruo smiled sweetly. As the saying goes, beautiful women don't use knives to kill people. Tan Xiruo almost choked the shop assistant to death by saying, "I'm only 26 this year, okay? You are the auntie! Your whole family It's Big Mom!"

Tan Xiruo smiled and said, "Yes, yes, look, you look like an aunt, but you are actually only 26 years old. Look at me, although you look like 17 years old, you are actually only seven years old!"

"Where's the ID card? Take it out and have a look!" the clerk said angrily.

"Auntie, are you already a grandma, have you got Alzheimer's disease? I'm only seven years old, how can I have an ID card!" Tan Xiruo still smiled sweetly.

"Anyway, you can't half-price. If you like to eat or not, you can go to another place to eat!" The clerk said very dissatisfied. The reason why she dared to speak like this was to save some money for the manager of course. It's not in vain to hand over my innocence to the bad old man who is the store manager, not to mention that the bad old man promised to write this shop under her name after October [-]st.

Tan Xiruo pouted: "You are just an old lady! If you don't believe me, look in the mirror!"

Then Tan Xiruo flipped his wrist, and a spell floated up in the air, and then Tan Xiruo took out a lighter, and lit it with a bang in front of the clerk.

Tan Xiruo doesn't have Ye Chen's ability now, not only can't make talismans in the air like Ye Chen, even when using them, the spells drawn by Tan Xiruo can't spontaneously ignite. According to Ye Chen, Tan Xiruo's ability is not very good. It will be fine after a few days of practice, so Tan Xiruo always keeps a lighter on his body.

"Ahh... my face, my face..." The clerk suddenly felt that his face was wrinkled, and reached out to touch it, but felt that the skin on his face seemed to be looser than when he got up in the morning. Like the store manager with the orange-peeled face lying next to him in the morning.

The clerk quickly took a snapshot and looked in the mirror, and then a sharper cry sounded: "Ah..."

In the mirror, there was a grandma in her 70s and [-]s. The skin on her entire face was loose, hanging down limply, as if it would fall off if she didn't pay attention.

"I, how did I become like this?" the clerk exclaimed. [

"Ouye! My spell has worked, uncle, am I smart? You only taught me this spell once and I learned it!" Tan Xiruo smiled cheerfully: "Uncle, this clerk is too hateful I think she just doesn't want to entertain us!"

Ye Chen said: "Actually, it's not your spell that works, but this person, she has yin and yang imbalance, freckles from yin and yang imbalance, and she's aging fast!"

Ye Chen said with a smile, and winked at Tan Xiruo.

"Yes, yes, uncle is the smartest, and I think that's the case." Tan Xiruo stuck out her tongue, and said to the clerk, "Can I pay half the price? If it's half the price, you can still be a pretty big man." Oh sister!"

"Really? Really?" The clerk repeated twice, unable to believe his ears: "Half price, definitely half price, no no, I don't charge, as long as it can restore my face to its original appearance."

Ye Chen said with a smile: "It's very simple to restore the original appearance. Turn this spell into ashes, wash it with water, and it will take effect immediately."

The clerk took the "talisman" handed over by Ye Chen suspiciously. It was a piece of yellow paper with strange words drawn in cinnabar red, "This, this is all right?"

"If you don't use it now, you will age faster." Ye Chen spread his hands.

"I believe it, I believe it!" There is no woman who does not love beauty, and this clerk is no exception. He immediately found a cup, burned the spell into ashes, retched twice in a row, and then washed it down with water.Just after washing it down, the clerk felt that his face was gradually becoming firmer, and he no longer had that loose feeling. When he looked in the mirror, he not only recovered, but it was obvious that his face was much tighter than before. Even more juicy!Even the two chloasma spots on my face are gone!

"You two, please come here. There is a private seat here." The clerk accompanied her carefully and said tremblingly. Now she finally understands that these two are people who cannot be offended. Even if you pay a little money, you can't lose face ah.

So next, it was time for Ye Chen and Tan Xiruo to eat, but Tan Xiruo's mouth was relatively small, even if it was stuffed into a round mouth, it still couldn't keep up with Ye Chen's eating speed. In the blink of an eye, more than a dozen plates of meat were served. Seeing that there was only the last piece of cooked meat on the baking tray, Tan Xiruo said, "Uncle, Uncle, didn't you shake the spell just now? Why did you let her drink it? It's disgusting."

"I did it on purpose." Ye Chen said lazily, but when Ye Chen finished speaking, he knew that he had been fooled. This cheating Tan Xiruo tricked him again.