Huhua Tianzun is on campus

In the past few days, the Lady Windsor has begun to sail around a beautiful island in the Pacific Ocean. This voyage was not for traveling, but for having fun at sea.This is already the sea area of ​​Southeast Asia, and the climate is very warm even in December.

Every time it passes through a small island with pleasant scenery, the boat will berth for a day or two, allowing guests to go to the island to have fun.Lin Chen just stayed in his room for the past few days, everyone thought he was practicing, and no one bothered him.Everyone stayed with him on the boat instead of going to the island. Only the seven old ghosts happily ran to the beach every day to peek at the chicks in bikinis, drooling excitedly, but whenever they ran to call When Lin Chen was around, he was whipped by Monica a few times and fled out scrambling.

In the middle of the night, Lin Chen completed his third attempt, but he still failed. Depressed, he walked out of the cabin and came to the deck. Looking at the bright moon in the sky, he felt a surge of emotion in his heart and punched him hard. On the railing, there was a loud noise, and I lamented in my heart, after so many years, do I really want to live as an ordinary person, when I encountered some things that I could do nothing about before, and my master and the master uncle were there, He could point out the maze for himself, but now he was the only one left, Lin Chen suddenly felt an inexplicable helplessness, the warm sea breeze blowing on his body seemed extremely cold.

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from the empty deck, "Where is the child, knocking, scaring away my old man's fish."

Lin Chen was stunned for a moment, but the voice was the authentic dialect of Mount Emei. Surprised, he couldn't help but followed the sound and walked over. After searching for a long time, he saw a small man in a dark corner where the deck lights couldn't reach. shadow.

Lin Chen walked over slowly, and saw a thin, dry old man curled up, fishing on the deck with a fishing line on a branch, he couldn't help being surprised that this old man ran out onto the deck in the middle of the night Fishing, he has been dizzy for the past few days, and he doesn't know where he is and why the boat stopped, but how could there be fish in the shallows? Looking at the old man's half-branch, he couldn't help but feel funny. There will be such a weirdo, so ask, "So, have you caught any fish?"

The old man shook his head and said, "The fish I catch is quite different from ordinary fish. You have to wait patiently before taking the bait. Ten days and a half months are not too little, and three years and two years are not too much."

Lin Chen had never heard of someone waiting two or three years for fishing, even ten days and a half months.I thought that the old man must be talking nonsense and bragging, since I am fine anyway, why not tease him, so I smiled lightly and asked, "Waiting for so long, old man, what kind of fish did you catch?"

The old man suddenly looked around to make sure there was no one there, then moved closer to Lin Chen, and said mysteriously, "I told you, don't tell others, there are legends about Western devils, there are mermaids here. It is said that the upper body is a charming girl, and the lower body is a fish, have you seen it?"

Lin Chen couldn't help laughing. There are legends about mermaids, but the old man won't take it seriously, he couldn't help but said, "Yes, I've seen it before, but this mermaid can't be steamed or braised, what's the use of catching him Woolen cloth?"

The old man suddenly smiled obscenely, little brother, you only know one thing, not the other, this fish is of course useless, but this charming girl is a great thing, the poem says: Take off your clothes and bring them into Luo Curtain, shyly blowing the lamp with a smile; gold needles pierced the peach blossom stamens, not daring to frown loudly. "It turned out to be a obscene poem.

Lin Chen couldn't see that the old man was still thinking about it, so he couldn't help laughing, "Dare to ask, how can your golden needle pierce someone's peach blossom stamen?"

The old man clicked his tongue again and again, with an unteachable expression, he shook his head and said, "A woman's whole body is full of peach blossoms and nectar, and it's not just in the water curtain cave. There are small soft hands on the top, slender feet on the bottom, and a small chrysanthemum door at the back." , there are jade peaks and deep valleys in the middle, and there is a smelly tongue at the top, alas, young people are too inexperienced, and they are too inexperienced to be surrounded by a peerless beauty, so they are really reckless."

Lin Chen thought to himself that this is the most old prostitute he has ever seen in the world, and he really couldn't bear it. When he turned around and was about to leave, he heard the old man's last words, and suddenly thought of who this person was, his expression changed suddenly, and he turned around. He stared at the other party and shouted, "Okay, it turned out to be you!"

The old man waved his hand and hissed, "Young man, don't get excited, your good girl is really good, she is a first-class stunner throughout the ages, but unfortunately it doesn't suit my old man's taste, the old man hates blood-sucking monsters." I have no interest, I just wanted to get something to eat from the table behind her that day, but I was blown away unexpectedly, alas, helpless, helpless."

Lin Chen didn't look like the other party was lying, but what surprised him was that this person could see through Monica's identity, which is really not easy for a monk, so he suddenly changed his mind, yes, this old guy He must have traveled frequently in Europe, so he has seen a lot, otherwise ordinary monks are practicing non-stop every day, how could they have the heart to come to this place where the spiritual energy is thin.

"In this case, it was a misunderstanding. Please bear with me if I offend you. Lin Chen saluted casually, said something hastily, then turned around and left. He didn't like this old man very much. It's all right if you say it out, who will believe it if you say it from his mouth, if it's not for his current poor state, he must beat the other party violently.

Unexpectedly, the old man suddenly laughed behind his back, "Hehe, young man, I think your complexion is not as good as that of an old man like me. Could it be that you have kidney deficiency and yang deficiency, alas, you are like this at a young age, but you have wasted a lot of time."

Lin Chen burst into anger straight to the forehead, turned around and wanted to add harsh words, he couldn't beat him, could he not scold this old bastard, at this moment, the old man's words just flashed in his heart, Lin Chen's heart suddenly trembled, knowing that the other party meant something else, he suddenly eased his face, stood up and bowed respectfully, "The younger generation is stupid, and I still look to the senior for advice."

Under the moonlight, the old man had a wretched look on his dry face, with few hairs on his head, and the two long mouse beards on his lips, but there was no wind, and he smiled, "As the saying goes, there are yin and yang in the world. It is the sun, the moon is Shaoyin, and the yin and yang of this sky. Water is Taiyin, and fire is Shaoyang, and the yin and yang of this place are also. The sky is not yin and yang without darkness, the earth is not yin and yang without ebb and flow, and the sky and earth are not yin and yang and lose their clarity. Ning, all things are not yin and yang and have no way to generate and change. Then we know that the world is not yin and yang, and the world is also reduced to the appearance of nothing; .”