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Chapter 117 Dai Mubai Barks Like a Dog
Chapter 117 Dai Mubai Barks Like a Dog
"Let me go! You've got the wrong guy!"
Two men in black held Dai Mubai, one on each side, and brought him to the center of the square.
However, at this time, he did not wear his usual clean and simple white clothes, but a beggar's clothes that he got from somewhere.
There was a smell of pig manure on his body, and there were even a lot of flies buzzing around him.
There was something similar to mud on Dai Mubai's face, and his golden hair was covered with dust like a bird's nest. He was barefoot and his feet were even covered with a lot of black dust.
The moment he was thrown to the ground, Dai Mubai kept his face close to the ground, not daring to let Dai Su see his appearance, while at the same time pinching his throat and making a sharp sound.
"Sir! You are mistaken! I am not Dai Mubai! I am just a beggar in the village. Please believe me!"
Dai... Boss Dai?
Ma Hongjun and Oscar have been classmates with Dai Mubai for three years. They are also the three Shrek villains. How could they not recognize Dai Mubai?
Dai Su frowned and looked at the man in black who carried Dai Mubai back, his eyes full of confusion.
"Are you sure this idiot is Dai Mubai? That coward is a prince after all, how could he end up like this?"
One of the men in black replied respectfully to Dai Su, "Sir, I just saw his face clearly. Although it is a little incomplete, he looks exactly like the portrait of the Third Prince. It must be this man!"
At this point, the man in black looked at Dai Mubai with disdain and said, "When I found him, he was lying in the villagers' pigpen. I think he did all this on purpose to avoid our search."
"Oh?"
Dai Su was delighted when he heard this. He rubbed the buttocks of the two women beside him and looked at Dai Mubai, who was curled up on the ground, with a playful look in his eyes: "Come on, come on, you who said you are not Dai Mubai, then raise your head and let me see."
"I am... I am ugly, so I won't offend your eyes."
But even though his identity had been confirmed, Dai Mubai refused to admit it and even dared not raise his head.
"I suggest you raise your head quickly, or I'll chop you up and feed you to the dogs!"
Hearing Dai Su's smiling threat, Dai Mubai had to grit his teeth and raise his head, but when he looked at Dai Su, his face had already been replaced with a smile.
"Sir...sir."
"Fuck! Ugh~ Lower your head right now! Ugh~"
However, Dai Su's smiling expression changed instantly the moment he saw Dai Mu's white face. His stomach churned and he almost vomited.
Dai Mubai's face was covered with black, lumpy pig manure, some of which was dripping down his bangs, and some of it seeping into the corners of his mouth.
It seems that what the man in black said about Dai Mubai lying in the pigsty was an understatement. The actual situation was probably that Dai Mubai was still rolling around in there.
"You guys hurry up and wash that stuff off his face, it makes me sick just looking at it!"
But just when Dai Mubai was about to be taken away to wash his face, Dai Su stopped him again.
"Wait! I got a good idea."
Dai Su looked at Dai Mubai, who was dressed as a beggar, and smiled mysteriously.
"He still has to beg for food. Don't make his face too clean, or he won't get any food."
Listening to Dai Su's words, Dai Mubai instantly had a bad premonition. As it turned out, Dai Mubai's premonition was correct. Dai Su waved his hand and ordered, "Everyone gather around! Let's pee together to wash the Third Prince's face!"
Hearing that Dai Su was going to humiliate him like this, Dai Mubai clenched his fists tightly together, his eyes... no, one eye was bloodshot, as if he was about to burst into resistance at any time to defend his last bit of dignity.
However, when a dozen men in black surrounded him and poured streams of light yellow water on his head, Dai Mubai still did not react.
Because he doesn't dare!
Dai Mubai didn't have the courage to resist. If he resisted now, he would most likely be killed on the spot.
However, Dai Mubai comforted himself in his heart, I am not afraid of death, I am just enduring! I will find a chance to take revenge in the future!
It's really ridiculous. Dai Mubai's last bit of dignity was thrown away the moment he rolled around in the pigsty, and now he is still deceiving himself.
"Now, look up."
Hearing the voice, Dai Mubai raised his head with another ingratiating smile.
"Uncle Su...Uncle Su, long time no see."
"Hey! Why didn't the Third Prince pretend anymore? Now he's calling me uncle?"
In response to Dai Su's sarcasm, Dai Mubai could only smile awkwardly, but the opponent's attack continued.
"But I have to say, this outfit really suits you now."
Dai Su pointed at Dai Mubai and looked at the group of men in black: "Look at him, one of his eyes is blind for some reason, and he's wearing beggar's clothes that smells of urine. Do you think he's going to join the Beggars' Sect? Should I find you another dog-beating stick? Oh! You're missing two fingers? Sorry, I didn't notice it just now. Can you hold the stick steadily with four fingers? Hahahaha!"
Dai Su has never been able to raise his head in front of the orthodox royal family. Now that he has a chance to humiliate the legitimate prince, he will certainly not let it go.
The other men in black were in a similar situation and immediately joined in the laughter.
These laughters were like thorns that pierced into Dai Mubai's heart, leaving holes in his self-esteem.
But not only could he not resist, he had to put on a smile because he didn't want to die.
"Come on, nephew, why don't you learn to bark like a dog? If you learn to bark a few times, maybe I'll be happy and pretend I haven't seen you today, how about that?"
Dai Mubai felt more and more ashamed, but he pretended to be surprised and asked, "Really?"
Then, as if he was afraid that Dai Su would go back on his word, he quickly imitated the barking of a dog.
"I'll learn it right away! Woof woof! Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!"
At this moment, how could Dai Mubai's martial spirit still be the white tiger, the king of beasts? It was just a stray dog with a broken spine.
This made Dai Sule very upset. He took out a chicken leg from his soul guide, shaved off the meat and threw it on the ground, leaving only a bone in his hand.
He waved the bone in front of him, and Dai Mubai immediately dropped to the ground on all fours, barking like a dog and crawling over to grab the bone.
Afterwards, the bone was thrown to one of the men in black, and Dai Mubai crawled over and was thrown to someone else. In this way, everyone started playing the "dog fighting" game.
Flanders was so moved that he almost cried. After all, if Dai Mubai hadn't attracted everyone's attention, they might have been killed by Dai Su.
He originally thought that Dai Mubai had deserted the battlefield, abandoning his companions and teacher to escape alone, but he never thought that he was using this method to delay time.
He is indeed a good student of Shrek!
(End of this chapter)
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