My chat group is full of female losers

Chapter 122 The Secret of the Chat Group (Part )

Qin Su continued: "Then..."

Suddenly, a large group of people in the chat group shouted to stop.

Hua Honglian: "Please wait a moment, please wait a moment, I, my head hurts a bit."

Luo Qingdie: "Novel world? Novel world!? Am I a character in a novel?!"

Zhu Shanlin: "You must be kidding, right? Wait, you said the group owner must be a person from the real world? So Chu Lu is from the real world?"

Xu Li Niang: "So... everything I do is arranged by others? No, even I myself am designed by others?"

Liu Ruyue: "Humph, my fate is in my own hands!"

Chu Lu looked at the collapsed crowd and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

He once wondered if he was a character in a novel, but now he doesn't have to worry about that anymore.

Qin Su frowned and tried to comfort them: "It's okay. The mature world of fiction is essentially the same as the real world. Even if you were puppets before, everything you do from now on will be of your own will."

Luo Qingdie: "But even if I say that, I still feel uncomfortable."

Hua Honglian: "Yes, it's so sad. I feel like my life is meaningless. So empty."

Zhu Shanlin: “I don’t want to do anything anymore.”

Yi Xiaowan: "I don't even want to marry the sixty-ninth sword anymore."

Xu Li Niang: "Alas."

Seeing how dejected they were, Chu Lu also joined in comforting them.

Chu Lu: "Is it that serious? What about the world of fiction or the real world? In my eyes, there is no difference."

Luo Qingdie: "Nonsense, think about it carefully, Chu Lu, your attitude has always been wrong. Your cultivation is much lower than mine, but you always have a sense of superiority! Tell me! Did you know that we are from a novel?"

Chu Lu: “I did have such doubts.”

At this time, Xu Li Niang was filled with righteous indignation and said, "I knew it! That's why you always act so high and mighty! You think you are a real person, so you look down on us who are in novels!"

Chu Lu: "No, I just think you are too stupid."

Luo Qingdie: "I'm not stupid!"

Chu Lu: "It's so stupid, okay? The stupidity has been marinated into the flavor."

Luo Qingdie: "Me!... Wait, am I not a character in the novel? So the stupid one should be the author who wrote such a stupid plot! She is stupid!"

As soon as these words were spoken, it seemed to have set off a chain reaction.

It also seems like a transfer of hatred, or a way of venting catharsis.

They began to attack the author frantically.

Hua Honglian: "Yes, there are bugs in my rice. It must not be because my sister hates me, but the author did it!"

Zhu Shanlin: "That's right! I'm an immortal, but I can't grow taller. It's not normal no matter how you think about it. It must be because the author is a short guy!"

Yi Xiaowan: "Master has been telling me to stop. It must be the author who secretly encouraged me to do this! What's wrong with me wanting to marry 1,200 swords?!"

Xu Li Niang: "I didn't perform well last night. It must be that the author is jealous of me and deliberately used a stick to trick me! It's not my fault that you are single!"

Luo Qingdie: "Qin Su, is there a way for us to go to the real world? I have something to say to the author!"

Liu Ruyue: "Break the void!"

Chu Lu looked at the chat group that was swiping the screen frantically and saw them complaining non-stop. He really wanted to say something fair. Some things could not be blamed on the author, but after thinking about it, he decided to give it up.

At this time, Qin Su looked at Chu Lu and expressed gratitude: "Thank you for your help. You are quite...good at taking care of them."

Chu Lu: "No, you misunderstood. This should be because they are good at taking care of themselves."

After making a lot of noise for a while, Chu Lu saw that they were not going to stop talking, so he spoke again: "Okay, stop complaining. Are you going to talk about business? Be quiet."

They finally quieted down, and then Chu Lu looked at Qin Su and said, "Go on. What happened next?"

Qin Su nodded and said, "Regarding the position of chat group leader, we originally planned to find a suitable candidate and let him do it. But then we found that it was not possible because there were too many novels."

"Although novels have only been around for a few hundred years in the real world, the number of novels created in these few hundred years is already very scary, and the time span of each novel ranges from a few years or decades to more than a few thousand years. The group leader can't handle two or three thousand years, so he has to look for the next group leader. So far, the chat group has had dozens of group leaders."

"There were no problems with the first few dozen group leaders, until the last one." Qin Su's expression changed, confusion, anger, and self-blame surged up, "until I chose Zhang Lan to be the group leader." Qin Su: "Zhang Lan is a college student in the real world. She likes to read online novels and often speaks on various platforms, communicates with like-minded people, leaves messages under the authors, and encourages the creation of various unpopular works and fan works, so I think she may be a suitable candidate."

"Although after taking office, I found that her learning ability is not very good, and her cognitive ability also... has a lot of room for improvement, but I don't think this is a big problem." Qin Su said: "After all, every group leader has to serve for at least two thousand years, I have plenty of time to teach her how to be a qualified group leader."

Qin Su: "I did exactly that. I patiently guided her and taught her step by step. It took me hundreds of years to finally let her master all the functions of the chat group and be able to handle most matters. Then... something unexpected happened."

"That day, she suddenly told me that she was planning to invade the male-oriented world and transform all male-oriented novels into female-oriented novels. I asked her why she did this. She said she was thinking about the entire novel industry. Male-oriented novels are all garbage. She said that male-oriented novels are all about all kinds of beautiful women falling in love with a loser like me for no reason, and then I want them all, so I start a harem."

"She said: 'Why do you think the world revolves around you? Why do you feel superior just because you have a father? Why do everyone admire you and all the beauties love you? It's really funny. I hate men who pretend to be cool while having fun. They are really hypocritical, yueyueyue.'

'Male-oriented articles are full of dirty jokes, and they always mention big breasts and long legs, and obscene men. It's disgusting. It's like the cow and the brain fighting for the control of the body. The writing is good, and then the cow and the brain fight. The cow gets the upper hand and takes control of the body. Write something that the cow likes to read, and then the brain takes over the pen and continues to write! '

'The female characters either have no part to play or are dragged out to be insulted and tortured. The protagonist has a mean outlook and low morals. The writing of the novel is terrible, as if the novel has never been read. The plot is the same and has a strange smell. It's right that the TV series all failed! '

'The worst part is that the male-oriented novels can only develop thanks to the doting of female readers! Female readers provide 80% of the consumption. Men don't spend any money at all. They are small and spend very little money! As a result, these male-oriented writers use the money of female readers to write these things that only small readers like to read. Ugh!'

'So I want to transform the male-oriented world, which is good for novels and readers! '"

Chu Lu: “…”

He took a deep breath, held his forehead, and felt the blue veins beating strongly.

It felt like the blood vessels were about to burst at any moment.

——What the hell is going on here! How can she be so outrageous?! I want to kill her and chop her into pieces!

Chu Lu: "Well, is this really what he said? You are not exaggerating, are you?"

Qin Su: "All the words are original, with basically no changes. To be honest, I was very surprised at the time. I don't know where and by whom she was indoctrinated with these strange ideas. But such extreme ideas are obviously not what a chat group owner should have, so I tried to correct her and refute her arguments one by one."

Qin Su said, "I told her that there are very few useless male protagonists in male-oriented novels. The situation you mentioned often appears in early female-oriented novels. The female protagonist is ordinary, with mediocre looks and no merits, but there are all kinds of handsome men with noble status and super strength who like her. Oh, yes, it seems that the retro trend has risen again recently. There are many novels with ordinary female heartthrobs. The female protagonists are not only ordinary in appearance, but also behave in a vulgar way and use swear words frequently, but there are still a lot of men who like her."

"As for the pornographic jokes, male porn sites do tend to use this method to attract readers. But if you want to use this to attack, then female porn sites are even more serious. There are only two large-scale, commercial pornographic sites in the Chinese community, and both of them happen to be female porn sites.

A well-known website was once a pornographic website for a period of time in its early years, which openly serialized a large number of adult works. After being hit many times, it became more restrained.

But even so, they still try their best to touch the bottom line. In their novels, they describe endlessly how the heroine's breasts are, how her legs are, how she looks when she takes a bath, how she looks when she changes clothes, and then write about how the hero swallows his saliva in front of her and how his eyes turn red. Or they describe endlessly the hero's collarbone, Adam's apple, waistline, fingers, and abdominal muscles. And then they describe endlessly how the two people touch each other and how they tease each other. "

"If you're going to say that male-oriented writing is about alternating between the cow and the brain, then the brain of female-oriented writers...it has never touched the pen."

"As for the treatment of female characters, it's true. Male channels generally tend to ignore female characters, or treat them as tools. But in comparison, the female channels are more serious. Why? Because they are not even willing to give the female protagonist a decent name! Or they are extremely perfunctory and name the heroine x一. Then after being scolded, they learn from their mistakes, reflect on themselves, and change the heroine's name to x一一!"

"Do you know how I felt when I saw the main text was 'Xu Yiyi was not paying attention'? It's really the pinnacle of ABB templates!"

"And that's still considered good. Some heroines' names are just forced to fit the theme. Because the novel is about chasing idols, the heroine's name is Zhaixing. That's a modern urban novel!"

"Besides that, there are a lot of names like Feihong, Chendie, Nanchu, Zhuci, etc. that either don't sound like people's names or don't sound like women's names. What? Can't the protagonist's name sound like a girl's? Does it disgust you? Or by giving her these weird names, you can subconsciously treat her as a man and think you're writing a danmei?"

"As for the abuse of female characters, the number of female characters who have been raped, threatened, beaten, and had their organs removed in female-oriented novels could circle the earth three and a half times. Ninety percent of the female characters in miserable situations in online novels are from female-oriented novels. How can you have the nerve to blame male-oriented novels?"

"As for the poor writing and the same plots, they are all online novels, and in terms of average level, there is no difference between the two. Many so-called good writings in female novels are just pretentious. It is better to say that in terms of the same plots, female novels are much more serious because they are limited by the subject matter and a large amount of content cannot be expanded. If you check JJ's gold list every once in a while, if you are unlucky, you will feel that the books on it have not changed at all, but just changed the names."

"The only advantage of TV drama adaptations is that female-oriented stories are shorter, require fewer special effects, and are easier to produce on an assembly line. It has nothing to do with what you said."

"The same goes for the moral values ​​issue! The issues with women's content are so outrageous that they will be deleted if you just briefly describe them."

"Finally, regarding the issue of consumption, the gender ratio of readers can be seen in the background of male-oriented online novels. The number of female readers of most ordinary male-oriented online novels is less than 5%, and some popular works only have about 10% or so. It is not true that female readers support the male-oriented market. If you think there are many female readers, it is only because they like to speak more."

Qin Su: "As I refuted her one by one, Zhang Lan's face gradually turned red. Finally, she asked me which side I was on. Aren't you a woman? I told her that this body was just randomly generated. I am an assistant in the chat group. I am not a human being, so I am not on any side. I just say the right thing."

"But she didn't accept it. Instead, she flew into a rage and attacked me. Her attack didn't bother me at all. There was a difference in strength between us. I defeated her easily, but I was still very sad."

"I didn't expect that the group leader I carefully selected and cultivated would become so stupid and attack me. I sighed and told her that I was going to replace her. She was no longer suitable to continue to be the group leader."

"Her face suddenly changed, and she became panic-stricken and frightened. She suddenly knelt down in front of me, kowtowed repeatedly, and cried out that she was wrong and that she was temporarily bewitched. She asked me to give her another chance for the sake of our friendship of more than a hundred years. Seeing her embarrassed look, my heart softened immediately."

Chu Lu: “…”

—Wait, I have a strong sense of déjà vu.

Qin Su continued, "I let her go and gave her another chance. But I didn't expect that she would just behave herself for a while to numb my vigilance, and then one day she would lure me into a trap, attack me from behind, chop off my head with a knife, and smash my body."

Chu Lu: “…”

--I knew it!
The process of collecting materials for this book is like jumping into a cesspool to take a bath, which is really torturous.

Additional note: If some people feel that this chapter is awkward in some places, it is because some dialogues have been deleted.

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