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Chapter 14 Luo Qingdie? She's so easy to deal with!
Chapter 14 Luo Qingdie? She's so easy to deal with!
"Who are we? We are her biological parents." Father Luo straightened his chest and raised his head and said, "Since ancient times, how could children not listen to their parents? I only need to say one word to make her go over obediently. She didn't even dare to raise her mouth!"
"That's right." Luo's mother also chimed in: "Don't underestimate her, calling her a Mahayana cultivator or the leader of the Sword-Asking Sect. She seems very powerful. In front of the two of us, she is just a little girl who grew up drinking my milk, had her shit and urine wiped by me, and ran around at our feet."
"Of course." Yang Ruying nodded and said, "Under normal circumstances, I would definitely not say anything, but Luo Qingdie's personality has changed drastically now, and it's hard to infer based on past performance. Simple family affection may not be enough, so I want to confirm... In addition to blood ties, what is your relationship like?"
"Master, don't worry. We treat that little girl very well." Father Luo said with a clear conscience, "Ask around the whole town. Is there anyone who says that we treat our daughter badly?"
"That's right." Luo's mother continued to chime in, "Other parents are very strict with their daughters. They don't treat her like a treasure like we do. We never let her do any dirty or tiring work, and we treat her as well as our younger brother. If her younger brother gets a new piece of clothing, she gets one. If her younger brother gets a bite of food, she gets a bite. Others are worried that we're spoiling her!"
"Really? That's good. But these are all things that happened in childhood, right? Luo Qingdie left home early and didn't spend much time with you guys, right?" Yang Ruying said again.
"It's not long, but we've always missed her." Father Luo said, "When her master wanted to take her away, we refused to agree because we were afraid she wouldn't be able to live well out there alone."
"Yes. We wanted to go together, or at least take our brother with us, but that damn old man wouldn't agree." Luo's mother also said, "What a big fight it was. When she left, we all cried at the door. She saw it all."
"And didn't we go look for her later?" said Luo's father.
"Right, right, right. How far is Wenjianmen? We walked for several months just to see her. If that little girl still had some humanity, how could she not be moved?" Luo's mother also said: "She cried her eyes out at that time."
"Later, we repeatedly told her to come home more often. Didn't she bring back a bunch of gifts every once in a while?" Father Luo said, "If there wasn't some affection, would she be so obedient?"
"And every time she comes back, we praise her for being promising and capable, and for being a good daughter. She is also very happy. We get along so well, how can our relationship not be good?" said Luo's mother.
"So that's how it is. With such good parents, no wonder Luo Qingdie is still so filial after becoming the head." Yang Ruying nodded with satisfaction, feeling that his chances of winning were much higher.
"I already understand the feelings between you two, but I still want to know what you are going to do specifically." Yang Ruying said, "If Luo Qingdie comes now, and you hear the rumors and go to see her. What will you say after you meet? How will you lure her into the trap?"
"This is easy! I'll demonstrate it to you, Master. Suppose Luo Qingdie is standing here now." Father Luo pointed to an open space. He thought for a moment, and his face suddenly became ferocious.
Then he slapped the air in front of him and said, "You evil creature, what have you done?! The whole city is talking about it! They say you kill innocent people and are jealous of the virtuous. Did we send you to ask Jianmen to do this? You have disgraced me and your mother!"
"Stare, you dare to stare at me?!" Father Luo was furious and slapped him again, "What? Do you want to kill your own father? You are so capable now. You have grown wings. Come on, kill me!"
At this time, Luo's mother also came over and cursed: "The ancestors were right, daughters are money-losing goods. I thought you would be different after you became an immortal, but you are still like this. I shouldn't have given birth to you. Go!"
Luo's mother pretended to pull her ears and said, "Let's go. Why? Of course, we are taking you to the government to confess your crime! Do you want to implicate us?"
"Go!" Father Luo kicked and said, "Useless thing!"
After the performance, the two stopped and said to Yang Ruying: "That's about it."
Yang Ruying: “…”
He was stunned for a moment before reacting, and said hesitantly: "Isn't this... a bit too much? What if Luo Qingdie can't bear the humiliation?"
"What are you afraid of?" Father Luo seemed to be still excited and shouted: "She is my daughter, it is only natural for me to beat her! If the gifts she brought back are not enough..."
Before he could finish his words, Luo's mother quietly elbowed him.
Father Luo then woke up and said, "...Once she came back too late and made us very worried. I was so angry that I scolded her and then beat her, but she didn't dare to say a word."
"Not to mention that she was the one who made the mistake this time. What's wrong with me hitting her? I hit her because I love her!"
Yang Ruying frowned slightly, feeling that something was wrong.
He thought for a moment and said, "But after all, her personality has changed, and this plan cannot afford to fail, so what if! What if she really resists, what will you do?"
Luo's father and mother looked at each other and smiled again.
"This is also simple. It's a bit troublesome to explain, so I'll show you again."
Father Luo pointed to the empty space ahead and said, "If Luo Qingdie was here, and got angry, she would beat and scold us."
Father Luo took a deep breath, then staggered back a few steps. His eyes suddenly turned red, and he shed two tears as he said dully, "You hit me, how dare you hit me? Good! Good! You have become something! You even dared to hit your father! You are the leader of the Sword-asking Sect, a cultivator of the Mahayana stage. I, an old man, have no right to control you!"
Luo's mother sat down on the ground, shaking her arms and legs and crying, "Hit someone! My daughter hit her parents! Everyone, look, she's going to beat me to death! How could there be such a thing in the world? How could a daughter hit her parents?! I'd rather die. I'd rather die! What have I lived for in this life? If I had known this would happen, I might as well have aborted her! Wahhhhh."
Yang Ruying: “…”
After being stunned for a moment, he finally responded and said, "Alright, alright. I understand you two. You don't have to act anymore."
The two of them then changed their expressions and looked very proud.
"Master, don't worry. As long as we cry, no matter how angry she is, she will have to bow her head and apologize. She will do whatever we ask her to do." Father Luo said.
"Yes. I believe it. I believe in the methods of you two old people." Yang Ruying nodded with a strange look on his face. He didn't expect that these two people would be so skilled and use so many tricks to deal with his daughter.
He thought that anyone who still cared about family affection would not be able to withstand these two moves, right?
"Then I'll leave it to you two. Now you should go down and have a rest. Regain your energy." Yang Ruying said.
So Luo's father and mother bowed and took their leave.
But for some reason, Yang Ruying always felt a strange feeling in his heart.
He hesitated for a moment, but just to be on the safe side, he called his men and said, "Go and ask other people to verify what these two people said to see if there is anything fishy."
The subordinate immediately took the order and went back to investigate.
On the other side, on the way to Qingyun City.
Chu Lu suddenly let out a cry and stopped abruptly.
Luo Qingdie: "Chu Lu, what's wrong with you?"
"A trader in both worlds! A trader in both worlds! How could I have forgotten this wonderful point!" Chu Lu shouted while holding his head.
Luo Qingdie looked confused: "What is a second-level Taoist master?"
"To put it simply, I came here to get benefits from you." Chu Lu said: "You know that I am not doing very well in my own world, right? I am only in the late stage of Qi Refining, and the skills I practice are still flawed."
"Yeah, what's wrong?" "But I came here, with your support, and I became an invincible Mahayana cultivator!" Chu Lu said: "I can take advantage of this, get a bunch of exercises, and then choose the best ones to practice for myself, and take the rest back to wholesale and make a lot of money. Then I will rise, won't I?"
This is actually something that is easy to think of.
It’s just that Chu Lu was dressed awkwardly at the time, and he was thinking about Luo Qingdie’s affairs, so he didn’t react until now.
Although the transcoding function will be enabled after completing the task, what exactly does it do? What is the price? No one knows. No matter how you think about it, it is not as good as getting it for free.
"That's right. Chu Lu, you are so smart." Luo Qingdie said, "It just so happens that I have a lot of martial arts secrets and other things in my ring. Anyway, I can't use them, so just treat them as rewards. Take whichever you like."
"Thank you." Chu Lu thanked him, then quickly opened the ring. He first saw a pile of pills.
Something that can help with cultivation, help strengthen the body, and stimulate special abilities, but Chu Lu is not in a hurry to eat.
After all, he is still in the state of possessing Luo Qingdie's body. If he eats now, it is essentially Luo Qingdie who eats. It would be better to wait until he completes the task and leaves Luo Qingdie's body before eating.
Then he saw a large number of exercises, and after selecting some, he found a book on Qi-refining.
The Qi-refining technique that Luo Qingdie has preserved until now is naturally the one she has practiced herself, that is, the top Qi-refining technique of the Wenjian Sect.
Chu Lu opened it excitedly, then was stunned.
Luo Qingdie: "What's wrong?"
"I can't understand."
"Ah? If there's anything you don't understand, I can teach you."
"No, it's not the content that I can't understand." Chu Lu frowned and said, "It's these words that I can't understand at all."
"How could that be? These are all very common words. Chu Lu, you can understand the storybooks on the bookstall, so how can you not understand the secret manuals of martial arts?"
"Hmm... I guess it's the chat group's fault." Chu Lu thought for a while and said, "Maybe the chat group realized this loophole early on, so they filled it up on purpose. Otherwise, wouldn't this transcoding function be useless?"
"I see. But I can understand it. Why don't I just read it to you?" Luo Qingdie suggested.
"Well, please."
However, when Luo Qingdie opened her mouth, the words that came out of her mouth turned into a bunch of gibberish.
So Chu Lu quickly asked her to stop and explained the situation.
"Is this not possible? The chat group is so cautious." Luo Qingdie complained, "It seems there is no other way."
"No, I have another way." Chu Lu thought for a while and said, "You can consider encrypting first and then decrypting."
"what?"
Chu Lu took out the book "The Story of My Fight with Luo Qingdie" that he had bought before and said, "I can understand this book, so let's do this. For example, the first character of this martial arts secret book is "王", and the first character "王" in this vernacular novel appears on the third page, sixth line, and fifth character. Then you translate the first character of the martial arts secret book into three, six, and five, and so on, turning the entire martial arts secret book into numbers, and then I translate it back. This way, we can bypass the restrictions of the chat group."
"Awesome, Chu Lu." Luo Qingdie exclaimed.
"It's just so-so." Chu Lu was very modest. After all, this was just the most basic knowledge of cryptography in his previous life.
After that, the two of them tinkered with it and successfully translated the technique into a way that Chu Lu could understand.
Chu Lu looked at the secret manual of martial arts titled "Six Qis to Break the Palace", opened it and read it excitedly, then froze.
"Eh? Looking for secrets in the human body? Breaking through the lower six levels and the upper three levels? Stimulating human potential? Releasing external scenes? What are these related to?" Chu Lu looked confused.
"What's wrong? Isn't this a very common Qi training method?" Luo Qingdie was stunned, then reacted and asked: "Isn't it the same over there?"
Chu Lu shook his head: "We train our Qi and blood, then blend it with the external spiritual energy to develop magic power and store it in our Dantian."
"Really? So they are different?" Luo Qingdie was surprised. "The names of the realms are obviously the same. Then can you practice them?"
Chu Lu pondered for a while and said, "I don't know, but I guess it may not be possible. The reason why the chat group blocked these martial arts secrets may not be to plug the loopholes, but to protect us. People from different worlds practicing martial arts from different worlds may have serious problems. And the transcoding function may not simply translate the text, but convert the content of the martial arts into the system of the corresponding world."
"But in that case, then you won't be able to take the pills, right?" Luo Qingdie asked.
After all, these pills are compatible with the cultivation system.
"Maybe. After all, these are just guesses. If you don't actually try it, you won't know whether it's right or wrong." Chu Lu said.
"But Chu Lu, you can't try it now, right?"
"Well, we have to finish this task quickly." Chu Lu's eyes showed a hint of urgency, "Hurry to Qingyun City and solve the problem quickly! Whoever stops us will be killed!"
"Um, this..." Luo Qingdie suddenly said.
"what happened?"
"Chu Lu, didn't you ask me before if there was anyone I cared about? I gave you a lot of examples, but I just remembered that I seemed to have missed someone."
"Who?"
"My grandma."
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Qingyun City.
Yang Ruying had just finished checking the situation of the magic circle and confirmed the sentinels distributed in various corners of the town to ensure that every detail was perfect and that he would receive a report immediately as soon as Luo Qingdie approached.
But no matter how many times he inspected it, the uneasiness in his heart could not be dispelled.
At this time, the men he had sent out before came back and whispered in Yang Ruying's ear.
After a moment, Yang Ruying's face changed slightly and he said, "I knew it! Call those two old men and women here immediately!"
(End of this chapter)
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