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Chapter 170 The Guizhou donkey has no skills

Chapter 170 The Guizhou donkey has no skills

Wei Jin felt a sense of uneasiness in her heart, but she nodded and said, "That's right."

The passerby said, "It just so happens that I am here to listen to the Master's lecture, so why don't we go in together and listen, and exchange some thoughts."

Wei Jin said, "That's exactly what I want. Let's go."

"go!"

When the two of them stepped into Yihong Courtyard, Wei Jin was immediately shocked by the scene before him.

The entire interior of Yihongyuan had been extensively renovated, and the shiny rosewood floor underfoot had been replaced with dark ebony.

The original glazed bricks, silks and satins, and gorgeous and seductive dancers have all disappeared.

All that was left was a tall altar with the eight Buddhist treasures carved around it. On the altar was a low table with scriptures, a wooden fish and a small bronze chime placed on it.

The candlelight flickered under the altar, and the light and shadow danced on the mottled walls, like a silent Buddhist chant. The rising wisps of green smoke seemed to connect the earthly world with the Pure Land.

The faint scent of sandalwood in the air added a solemnity to the scene.

Chu Lu was wearing a golden red cassock and sitting on the platform. Behind him was a huge picture of the Buddha preaching. His face was peaceful and his eyes were like deep ancient pools, containing endless wisdom and compassion.

Chu Lu opened his lips slightly, his voice was deep and mellow, like a huge bell, echoing in the Dharma Hall: "All good men and women, today I am telling you this wonderful Dharma, you should listen carefully. All things in the world are born and destroyed by cause and condition. Like a dream, like dew and like lightning..."

In front of him, a group of devout men and women sat cross-legged, looking at Chu Lu with pious expressions. Some of them had a look of sudden enlightenment on their faces; some had tears in their eyes; and some put their hands together and prayed silently.

Wei Jin: “…”

——What the hell is this!

Wei Jin was immediately furious. She sent Chu Lu here to make him a rag. Who asked him to talk... How could a monk preach in Yihongyuan!

Wei Jin looked at the arrogant Chu Lu and became more and more angry.

She immediately stopped hiding her identity, and a powerful aura of a cultivator emanated from her.

Everyone present was suddenly shocked and turned to look at Wei Jin in horror.

"Get out! Everyone, get out now." Wei Jin said coldly, "I'll count to three. If you haven't left yet, you'll never have to leave again. Three!"

Everyone was so terrified that they had no time to listen to the lecture. They all stood up and ran away. Soon, only Chu Lu and Wei Jin were left in the Dharma Hall.

Wei Jin walked towards Chu Lu who was still sitting on the Dharma platform and sneered, "Master, I didn't expect that you are so happy in Yihong Courtyard. It seems to be more comfortable than in the Pure Land Zen Sect."

Chu Lu clasped his hands together, his expression cold, and acted like a great monk, saying, "If you have Buddha in your heart, everywhere is a temple. Donor, you are obsessed."

Wei Jin was so angry that he laughed.

All along, she was the only one who refuted the monks, and the monks had never contradicted her.

"If you say so, why build a temple? All you Pure Land Zen people should just come to Yihongyuan." Wei Jin laughed.

Chu Lu said calmly: "Then the madams will start to curse in the streets."

Wei Jin was suddenly speechless.

She had always been able to refute the monks, not because she was eloquent or silver-tongued, but because the monks in her world were dumber than her and were often speechless.

Now that she met Chu Lu, who had a normal mind and could refute her, she suddenly didn't know what to do.

She could only glare at Chu Lu fiercely, and then said fiercely: "Okay, okay! I can't argue with you! But wait, don't think it's over!"

After saying that, Wei Jin turned away.

Now that Wei Jin has left, Chu Lu no longer needs to pretend.

He relaxed, rubbed his stiff face, and asked in his heart: "Qin Su, is this considered another victory over her?"

"Yeah. Count. But it's quite unexpected." Qin Su said: "She didn't even ask someone to take your turn, and just left."

Chu Lu: "...You sound like you're quite regretful."

Qin Su: "Of course not. I'm not a female author and have no interest in this kind of thing. It's just a simple doubt. Anyway, you can't take it lightly. Judging from the harsh words she said, the next wave of attacks will probably come soon."

Chu Lu nodded and indicated that he would be careful.

As expected, trouble came just a few days later.

A group of ferocious demon monks rushed in and shouted, "Who is the Buddha's son? Where is the Buddha's son?"

After confirming Chu Lu's identity, they put him in a sack and kidnapped him.

Chu Lu: “???”

— Sack? Sack!? Are you acting out the panda head animation? Why don’t you just use a urea bag?
They went all the way to a place in the suburbs and finally released Chu Lu.

As soon as Chu Lu came out of the sack, he saw all these demon monks showing wet and salty smiles and looking at him with obscene eyes.

Chu Lu: “…”

"Qin Su." He said in his heart, "The turn you want is coming. It seems that it's not that there is no turn, but the time has not come yet."

Qin Su: "Yeah. That's normal now." At this time, those demon cultivators suddenly opened their mouths and started humiliating Chu Lu one after another.

"Hahaha, I never thought that the once arrogant Buddhist would now degenerate and engage in the flesh trade. Why? Does it mean that a pair of beautiful arms with thousands of people resting on them is also a Buddhist practice?"

"Master, why didn't you inform me earlier? If I had known, I would have come earlier to support you."

"Hahaha, how despicable."

Chu Lu looked strange when he heard this.

I don’t know if it’s because his actions are different from the original novel route, and Wei Jin is unable to make subtle adjustments to the follow-up, but the humiliation from the other side is completely out of touch with the facts and seems inexplicable.

It was as if those second-rate filial sons risked their lives to catch wind and fabricate some inexplicable black material, and then, as if they had found a treasure, used it to attack with confidence.

It was so ridiculous that Chu Lu even wanted to laugh.

Then, just as the other party was cursing and preparing to attack, and Chu Lu was also preparing to try out his newly acquired ability to isolate his body and soul, leaving only an empty shell for them to torture, there was a sudden crackling sound outside.

The demon cultivator who was watching the wind rushed in and shouted, "Everyone be careful, that witch is coming in!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wei Jin rushed in.

Her face was as cold as ice, and it was not until she saw Chu Lu was safe and sound that she relaxed a little.

Then Wei Jin said, "Get out of here!"

However, although the demon cultivators were shocked at first, they reacted immediately and shouted, "Don't be so arrogant, demon girl. Do you think we haven't thought of how to deal with you? Please invite the Demon Lord to come on stage!"

Next, a handsome man with a burly figure, wearing black armor and with black and red eye shadow walked out.

The demon lord was arrogant and looked at Wei Jin with disdain: "Are you the legendary witch? You are nothing more than this."

Wei Jin said coldly with a serious expression: "Stop talking nonsense and get started!"

The two men started fighting immediately, with all kinds of spells flying.

Chu Lu looked at the scene in front of him and immediately adjusted himself to the mentality of watching a show.

The two fought for a long time before the winner was finally decided.

The demon king turned pale, flew backwards, covered his chest, and spit out blood. Then he said viciously: "You have the upper hand today, let's go!"

After saying this, he quickly left with a group of demon cultivators.

Wei Jin stood upright at first, but after they all left, he suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood and then fell to the ground.

But even so, she still raised her head with difficulty and looked at Chu Lu nervously: "Are you okay? I'm not too late."

Chu Lu: “…”

"I won't act with you anymore," he refused.

"W-what?" Wei Jin looked puzzled.

"No, you don't really think you can fool me with such a clumsy trick, do you?" Chu Lu complained: "First you arrange a group of demons to kidnap me, and then you come to save the hero, I will fall in love with you, right?"

"No, no, you misunderstood!" Wei Jin finally understood and quickly explained, "This is not acting. They have nothing to do with me. I really came to save you."

"Oh, you mean that out of nowhere, a group of demonic cultivators suddenly showed up to capture me?"

"They are coming for your Ten Directions Infinite Buddha Eyes!" Wei Jin explained with a strong look, "The battle between good and evil is about to begin. In order to increase their strength and attack the Heavenly Palace, they need your Buddha Eyes that can see through everything. I have known about this for a long time. I abolished your cultivation and let you fall into Yihong Courtyard just to let you avoid this disaster and let them think that you have fallen into depravity and completely lost your Buddha nature.

But I didn't expect that you could stay out of the mud and stay clean in Yihong Courtyard, preaching the sutras every day, and your Buddha nature is stronger than before. In the end, you still attracted them here."

Chu Lu: "It's quite well-made."

"This is all true! Please, believe me!" Wei Jin said with a pleading expression: "Master, I really love you. Who would hurt themselves to such an extent just to lie to you..."

As he spoke, Wei Jin spat out another large mouthful of blood, estimated to be at least 3000cc. The scene was very exaggerated.

She continued, "You're injured like this!"

The sarcasm on Chu Lu's face gradually subsided, as if he believed it a little.

"In that case, are you willing to prove yourself?" he asked.

"I am willing." Wei Jin said with a sad smile, "As long as the master can understand my feelings, I am willing to do anything."

"Very good." Chu Lu slowly stood up, then suddenly picked up a sword on the ground and stabbed it towards Wei Jin's heart, "Then die!"

Wei Jin was startled and subconsciously dodged with nimbleness.

However, the moment he landed, Wei Jin reacted and his face turned pale.

"Pfft." Chu Lu laughed out loud. He looked at Wei Jin and said, "You are seriously injured."

Wei Jin's face turned blue and purple, and he was so embarrassed that he wanted to burrow into the ground.

This time she couldn't even utter a harsh word and just turned around and left.

(End of this chapter)

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