My chat group is full of female losers
Chapter 361 Gu
Chapter 361 Review
The air in the room seemed to freeze.
Seeing the message in the chat group, Si Ren's rage froze, Chang Hong's mockery solidified, and the Third Princess Jiang Liuli reverted to the fearful and vulnerable state she had been in before opening the chat group.
All three of them had a look of panic in their eyes.
Changhong was the first to react. She immediately adopted a respectful tone and replied cautiously, "Minister Feiwu, what brings you here? We were just discussing a plan to join forces and take down the group leader. But at the last moment, when we were about to succeed, there was just a slight disagreement."
Si Ren quickly followed up, changing his previous crude language: "That's right! That group leader is extremely cunning. We must be careful and not fail at the last minute. It is very important who will do the key part of the plan, so the argument is getting a bit heated."
The Third Princess also typed with a forced smile: "Hmph, just a cowardly coward hiding his head and tail. I could handle him in no time, but they just had to steal the credit!"
They talked amongst themselves, trying to gloss over the situation and pretend that everything was still under control.
However, Fei Wu was not a fool.
Looking at the three people's words in the chat group, Fei Wu suddenly burst into a wild laugh, then mocked, "Do you think I'm an idiot? Who do you think you are? You dare to try and fool me? Do you even have a brain?"
Fei Wu: "I'll ask one last time, what happened? Tell me everything you did, word for word. Don't think that just because you've worked for me, I'll be reluctant to kill you!"
Such a blatant threat of death sent a chill down the spines of the three, shattering their last shred of hope.
They dared not hide anything any longer and humiliatingly recounted their respective failures.
The first to speak was Si Ren. She said, "Minister Fei Wu, after I arrived in the capital, I originally planned to take the emperor's life with a single sentence during the Jietian ceremony in front of all the civil and military officials, to demonstrate the might of my great female ruler."
Who knew that two ignorant and foolish officials would dare to spout such nonsense as "women are inherently weak"? I flew into a rage and cursed them to death. As a result, our location was exposed, and we had to temporarily retreat.
She paused, seemingly organizing her thoughts to make her impending failure seem less humiliating.
Si Ren: "After that, the emperor kidnapped my maid Xiao Cui and set a trap for me. Humph, his traps and mechanisms are nothing but clay chickens and earthen dogs in front of me! I broke into the prison at night, and whether it was a deep pit, a huge boulder, or a steel cage, after I shouted a few words at them, they all knew their mistakes and made way for me. I rescued Xiao Cui with ease."
Si Ren: "Afterwards, I planned to press my advantage and kill the emperor at the Spring Banquet. Who knew that the emperor would get incredibly lucky and accidentally find a crazy, mentally challenged guard to be his personal bodyguard!"
That idiot was incredibly stupid; he couldn't even understand my insults, which made him immune to my attacks! But that wouldn't have been a big deal. I could have just found other strong female characters to deal with him. But then Changhong came along and caused trouble, afraid I'd do something great, which allowed that pig-headed emperor to escape again!
Seeing that Si Ren was actually blaming her for her failure, Chang Hong immediately panicked and said, "Minister, don't listen to her nonsense. The group leader specifically chose the idiot as a guard, which clearly shows that he saw through her weakness. He's already calculated this far, how could he not have thought that she would seek help from others? If she really finds someone to help, it will only harm the other female leads! She's just afraid of being punished and wants me to take the blame!"
"You're talking nonsense!" Si Ren was furious and about to curse.
"Shut up," Fei Wu said. "Did I tell you to speak?"
Si Ren was immediately frightened and dared not speak.
"Changhong, you continue," Feiwu said again at this moment. "Don't worry about others for now. How did you fail?"
Chang Hong: "Yes, Minister. Unlike Si Ren's reckless actions, I used my brain. I first spread rumors about the Empress Dowager's scandalous behavior in the palace to test the Emperor's abilities."
After discovering he was nothing special, they spread the colossal lie that he planned to perform a blood sacrifice to summon ghost soldiers, successfully provoking a joint army from the Jiang and Liang kingdoms to attack him.
Chang Hong: "That emperor is quite clever; he tried to use reverse rumors to gradually narrow down the scope of my location. But I was prepared. Through Shen Yanchen, the inside man I planted by his side, I learned of his plan in advance."
Subsequently, I instigated a rebellion among the high-ranking officials, persuaded General Huo Qi to besiege the capital, and forced the emperor to abdicate in front of all the civil and military officials. At that time, he was already deserted by all, with no way to escape, and it seemed he was about to succeed!
Her voice suddenly rose, filled with resentment: "But who would have thought! He had already discovered Shen Yanchen! He had been using a scheme against me, sending me false battle reports through Shen Yanchen, setting up ambushes, and annihilating the allied forces in one fell swoop! He even secretly poisoned me so I couldn't spread rumors anymore! If Shen Yanchen hadn't been so useless, I wouldn't have failed!"
When Si Ren saw this information, he couldn't help but sneer, thinking to himself, "Aren't you also trying to shift the blame?"
Unfortunately, due to Fei Wu's previous warning, she dared not say these words aloud.
Finally, it was the Third Princess Jiang Liuli's turn. She remained silent for a long time before speaking: "I am different from them. I did not beat around the bush or take shortcuts; I relied on my own absolute strength."
I unified the desert, declared myself king, and effortlessly destroyed Meng Xiao's 100,000 iron cavalry. The capital's garrison was utterly defeated. I marched straight in and reached the emperor's throne.
She seemed to recall the exhilaration of ruling the world, but soon that triumph turned into trembling.
The Third Princess said, "That useless emperor only knows how to talk big. I chased him down like a stray dog. I cornered him in an abandoned warehouse and thought victory was in the bag. But just then, the group leader appeared wearing a ghost mask."
The third princess said in a trembling voice, "I don't know why, my strength is completely useless against him! He sent me flying with one palm, kicked me through the wall with one kick, and kept beating me... I was no match for him, I could only run away..."
After all three finished reporting, the chat group fell into a long silence.
That silence terrified them more than any harsh reprimand. They didn't know how much time had passed before news of Fei Wu reappeared.
Fei Wu: "Heh."
That single word was brimming with sarcasm. All three could almost see Fei Wu's mocking expression as she clapped her hands with a sarcastic smile.
Fei Wu: "You guys are really amazing."
Fei Wu: "One was beaten to a pulp by an idiot, another was made a fool of, and yet another was beaten to his knees begging for mercy! Amazing, truly amazing. They are practically the epitome of our leading ladies, deserving a great reward from me."
Fei Wu: "Dealing with the native emperor of a male-oriented dungeon, you were completely wiped out, and you even managed to force the group leader to show up once. This is far beyond my expectations~~ By the way, what were my expectations? Oh."
Fei Wu's tone suddenly turned serious, almost through gritted teeth, "I want you to capture the group leader before I get back!"
The three were subjected to a barrage of sarcastic remarks and mockery, yet they dared not utter a single word in rebuttal.
Fei Wu: "Forget it, they're all useless. Anyway, I'm almost done with my business here, and I've already fooled Fu Jinyan. I'll come over in person after I've finished handing things over."
Fei Wu: "You three, just behave yourselves and wait here quietly. Don't get involved in anything else. Understand?"
The three of them quickly sent messages to let others know that they understood.
After that, Fei Wu's profile picture went dark.
In the private chat group, only the Third Princess, Changhong, and Si Ren remained. None of them spoke again. They all closed the chat group in unison, then stared blankly at what was in front of them, as if their souls had been ripped out.
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Late at night, in the royal palace, in the imperial bedchamber.
Chu Lu sat on the edge of the bed and stretched. To be honest, dealing with the Third Princess this time wasn't particularly demanding, since he spent most of his time just waiting for the right opportunity.
The few tasks available were merely interrogating Tian Shu's subordinates, and with the help of the correction value, this wasn't considered a particularly strenuous task.
However, the mental pressure was really too much. I was constantly worried about this and that, as if the second before checking my college entrance exam scores had been stretched out indefinitely.
It was quite painful.
Now that the Third Princess has been dealt with, he can finally relax and get a good night's sleep.
However, when he looked at the pillow, a subtle change appeared on his face.
After experiencing it repeatedly, he became quite certain of the patterns in the doll's dreams.
This dream is like a debt collector, always coming to collect just when he's solved a big problem and his mind is slightly relaxed.
So he was certain that tonight he would be able to watch the tragic sequel to the doll Xie Mingshu's story.
But we can't just stop sleeping because of this, and it's nothing compared to other troubles.
So he pouted and went to sleep fully clothed.
Sure enough, as he lay on the large dragon bed and sleepiness gradually crept in, that unreasonable pulling sensation returned.
He was once again dragged into that bizarre dream.
--really.
This time, Chu Lu felt no ripples in his heart, just like a moviegoer calmly waiting for the show to begin.
The scene before them lit up.
The dream began.
The first scene of this dream was an extremely elegantly decorated boudoir.
A little girl, no more than four or five years old, was sitting on a soft brocade couch, her two short, lotus-root-like legs dangling in the air, swinging back and forth, while she tightly hugged a cloth tiger in her arms.
The little girl looked very cute, but her face, her tightly pursed lips, and her downturned eyes were like dark clouds before a storm, terribly gloomy. Her big, round eyes were filled with a melancholy and sorrow that was inappropriate for her age...
anger.
(End of this chapter)
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