My chat group is full of female losers

Chapter 58 Green tea again?

Yi Xiaowan: "Another time, I came back late. When I passed by in the middle of the night, I vaguely heard the broken sword that Junior Sister threw into the cesspool lamenting that she had a great reputation in her life, but ended up like this."

Chu Lu: “???”

Yi Xiaowan continued, "Another time when I was reading in the Sutra Library, I accidentally found a map inside an ordinary martial arts book. It seemed to be a treasure map."

Chu Lu: “???”

Yi Xiaowan said: "Then... Oh, there is one more. When I was cleaning the ancestral temple, I accidentally touched a magic weapon enshrined there. The light on the magic weapon reflected a martial arts book. That was the ethereal root martial arts that the ancestor practiced back then."

Chu Lu: “!?!?”

Yi Xiaowan said: "That's pretty much all I can think of right now. You see, there aren't any adventures."

Chu Lu fell silent.

If it was the first time Chu Lu saw such remarks, his blood pressure would soar. If it was the second time he saw such remarks, Chu Lu would vomit blood, but this was the third time Chu Lu saw it.

Thanks to the training from Luo Qingdie and Xu Liniang, Chu Lu is very calm at the moment.

He replied calmly: "It's a good thing you died!"

Yi Xiaowan: “???”

Chu Lu: "Could you explain why these are not considered adventures? I think normal people would think they are. I can barely understand the beggar's case, but I should be on guard against a person of unknown origin who suddenly appears, but what about the last three?"

Yi Xiaowan: "You don't know the details. They just look like something, but they are actually useless. Like the broken sword, I already have the Cloud Wind Sword, so how can I still go around looking for women and flirting with women? I am a loyal person!"

Yi Xiaowan: "As for the treasure map, it says that you need to be at least in the late Jindan stage to go there. I worked hard everywhere, and all my cultivation resources were fed to Yunfeng Sword. I can't improve my realm at all, so I can't go there at all."

Chu Lu: "Then you should upgrade first."

Yi Xiaowan: "I work so hard, but he still hates me. If I stop working, he will hate me to death. The same goes for the Void Spiritual Root Technique, which requires a lot of cultivation resources to practice. I can't practice it at all. Besides, it's useless to practice it. I am a sword cultivator, as long as Jian is motivated, I will help him silently and help him succeed. If he succeeds, won't I also enjoy the benefits?"

Chu Lu: “…”

Chu Lu: "You died a good death!"

Yi Xiaowan: “?”

Chu Lu rubbed his forehead and thought: Okay, I basically understand what's going on with this guy.

Chu Lu was not interested in criticizing whether she was right or wrong, but at least the conditions for carrying out the mission were barely met.

Chu Lu: "I can go over and help you, but before that, I need to confirm a few things. Do you really want that Yunfeng Sword? A forced melon is not sweet. Since they don't like you, forget it. Can't you just kill those two and then find a suitable one?"

Yi Xiaowan: "No! If it's not sweet, then sprinkle some sugar on it! Anyway, I want him, I like him. No one else will do!"

Chu Lu looked at the reply and felt strange.

It was the first time he saw such a domineering reply in a chat group, but it was a pity that the domineering response was directed to the wrong place.

Chu Lu: "Okay. Speaking of which... have you ever heard of the saying that spanking is love and scolding is love? Do you know what Stockholm syndrome is?"

Yi Xiaowan: “?”

Chu Lu: "Oh, my bad. Let me put it in more common terms. Is it enough for Yunfengjian to stay by your side and not run away with others? Are there no other requirements?"

Yi Xiaowan: "As long as I can be with him day and night, inseparable, then I will be satisfied."

Chu Lu: "Okay. I'll take the job. Is it convenient for you? I'm coming over now."

Yi Xiaowan: "No problem, come on!"

Chu Lu clicked to accept and activated the Boundary Breaking Talisman
【Task accepted.】

【Go to the 12th female frequency world. 】

The feeling was similar to the previous two times. In a flash, he arrived in the opposite world.

In front of Chu Lu, there was a woman with no makeup on and her hair tied up casually. She looked at Chu Lu with a look of shock.

"Yi Xiaowan?" Chu Lu asked tentatively.

"You are Chu Lu?" Yi Xiaowan said in surprise: "You came here so soon? Without any signs?"

"Well, it's always like this." Chu Lu was too lazy to talk nonsense and said, "Let's start working. I'm going to take your body first. Don't be nervous."

"Oh, huh? What?"

Chu Lu took out the body-snatching talisman and activated it directly.

In an instant, Chu Lu took away Yi Xiaowan's body. He blinked, and the vision in front of him had changed.

At the same time, Yi Xiaowan's exclamation rang in his mind.

"W-What's going on! Where is this? What did you do? Where is my body?"

Chu Lu was about to explain when he heard Yi Xiaowan yelling again: "Give it back to me! Give your body back to me!"

The next moment, a strong suction force appeared out of nowhere.

Chu Lu felt himself being dragged into some deep place.

His vision suddenly changed again, and he actually entered a place similar to a small dark room. There were two windows in the front through which he could see the scenery outside.

At the same time, he heard Yi Xiaowan's surprised voice: "Huh? The body is back!"

Chu Lu: “Huh?”

Chu Lu was stunned for a moment, then recalled what Xu Li'niang said when he took over her body last time, and suddenly realized what had happened.

——Xu Li Niang said last time that after her body was taken over, she felt like she was locked in a small dark room. This situation is exactly the same as now. In other words, her body was taken back again? Can it be taken back?
Chu Lu first tried to see if he could take it back, but he found that it felt like pushing a big rock. He could feel a slight shake, but he couldn't move it at all.

Then he tried to cancel the possession and give up the mission to return, and found that both worked. He felt relieved, at least he didn't have to worry about being trapped here forever.

"Well, can Yi Xiaowan hear my voice?" Chu Lu said.

"Ah? I heard it. What happened just now?"

"My origins are unknown and it is inconvenient for me to move around at your side, so I want to borrow your body to do something. I'm not deliberately plotting anything. It's always been like this before. If you don't believe me, you can ask in the chat group." Chu Lu said.

Yi Xiaowan then went to the chat group to ask, and after receiving a positive response from everyone, she said apologetically: "I'm sorry. How can I give my body to you now?"

"Try to let your guard down and open up?"

Yi Xiaowan relaxed as she was told.

Chu Lu tried again, and this time it pushed.

The vision in front of him turned, and control of the body was back in Chu Lu's hands.

Chu Lu clenched his fists, feeling a little relieved.

Fortunately, he discovered early on that the possession talisman also has its limits. It would have been a waste if he had waited until the next time he tried to possess the villain only to find out that it didn't work.

As for the conditions for winning or losing the battle for the body, Chu Lu guessed that it might be related to the realm of cultivation. After all, he believed that this was the only area where he could not compare with Yi Xiaowan. But in this case...

Chu Lu went to the chat group, and Ai Te Luo Qing Die said, "Did you resist when I took over your body last time?"

Luo Qingdie: "Ah? Can you still resist?"

Chu Lu: “…”——Okay, the mystery is solved.

After experiencing a series of minor incidents, Chu Lu sorted out his mood and quickly got down to business.

He first asked about the time period Yi Xiaowan was in.

Yi Xiaowan replied, "It was the day I caught Junior Sister and Yun Fengjian having an affair! I came back from working hard and went to the courtyard to pay tribute, but I saw that adulterous scene!"

Chu Lu thought: This is a good time, as I have plenty of money.

"Chu Lu, you haven't told me yet how you plan to help me win back Yun Fengjian's heart?" Yi Xiaowan said.

"The whole plan is quite complicated." Chu Lu was worried that telling her everything in one breath would scare her, so he said: "Anyway, the first step is to become stronger, so let's go back and confirm the value of those adventures first."

"Hmm? Become stronger? Why?"

"Well... have you ever heard a saying?"

"what?"

"If you bloom, butterflies will come!"

"what?"

…………

This sentence that Chu Lu accidentally saw when he accidentally entered the women's channel played a significant role and successfully convinced Yi Xiaowan to stop questioning.

Afterwards, under the guidance of Yi Xiaowan, Chu Lu headed towards Zixia Sword Sect.

After arriving at the mountain gate, familiar fellow students came to greet me immediately.

They first asked Chu Lu how he was doing outside, and then carefully reminded Chu Lu to be careful of his junior sister.

Chu Lu nodded and headed towards the courtyard.

"Chu Lu, do you want to go over?" Yi Xiaowan looked miserable, "I don't want to see that scene again!"

"I still have to go." Chu Lu said, "I have to meet those two people first."

"All right……"

After arriving at the courtyard, the first thing Chu Lu saw was a man and a woman practicing sword in an intimate manner under the willow tree in the courtyard.

The man was dressed in white and looked handsome, while the woman was petite, lively and cute.

The scene was just like a puppet show.

Chu Lu suddenly heard the sound of Yi Xiaowan grinding her teeth in his mind. The latter was obviously very angry.

At this time, the man and woman also noticed Chu Lu's arrival and immediately separated.

Chu Lu was about to speak.

The little sister suddenly had tears in her eyes: "Big sister, big sister, it's not like that. It's not what you think."

Chu Lu: “I know…”

But before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by the Junior Sister: "I didn't mean to do that. I just happened to pass by and then, and then I had never seen such a beautiful sword before, and I couldn't recognize it for a moment... Senior Sister! I know you have always disliked me, but I really didn't mean to do that."

Chu Lu looked confused and thought to himself, what nonsense are you talking about?

At this time, the sword spirit of Yunfeng Sword said with a gloomy face: "Enough! I've had enough of your endless jealousy! Although I am your spirit sword, I am not your slave. I can give it to anyone I want. Besides, she is your junior sister, don't you even have this little bit of magnanimity? It's really embarrassing!"

The little sister started to cry again at this time: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I shouldn't like the Cloud Wind Sword so much. But I can't help it, I just like it so much!"

When Yun Fengjian saw that his junior sister was crying, he became even more angry and said, "Look at what you said! How could you be so cruel?!"

Chu Lu: “???”

——No, I haven’t said anything yet! What are these crazy couple doing? Are they acting out a melodrama?
At this time, Chu Lu heard Yi Xiaowan's sobbing in his mind again.

Chu Lu: “…”

He has a headache.

He just wanted to meet people, but he didn't intend to endure such great mental pressure.

"That's enough." Chu Lu said, "I'm not angry. You can practice if you want. I didn't ask you not to practice."

The two were both shocked when they heard this, and expressions of astonishment appeared on their faces.

"Really?" the junior sister asked tentatively.

"Really, you can practice as much as you want. I don't mind at all."

"Great! Thank you, Senior Sister." The younger sister smiled happily, and then said to Yun Fengjian: "Brother Yun, look, Senior Sister finally acknowledged both of us."

And Yunfengjian just snorted and said, "That's more like it."

Chu Lu: “?”

——What do you mean by acknowledging you?

But he really didn't want to stay on this topic, so he didn't complain, but said: "But you also know that the Yunfeng Sword is a peerless sword, and you can't practice it in vain. During the period of sword training, the expenses of the Yunfeng Sword will be borne by you."

“Eh?” The little sister was stunned. She knew how much the Cloud Wind Sword cost. She stammered, “But I’m not well-off, and I also need to practice…”

"Didn't you say you liked him too much?" Chu Lu said, "I'm not rich either, and I also need to practice, so I gave him everything anyway, right? You can't be worse than me, right?"

The little junior sister's expression froze. She subconsciously wanted to say, "But he is your sword after all." But before she could say it, she realized that she couldn't say it, as it would make her even more passive, so she was speechless for a while.

Yun Fengjian's face also turned dark.

"Well, that's it. I won't bother you anymore." Chu Lu pretended not to see it, said goodbye, turned around and left.

After leaving the courtyard, the more Chu Lu recalled the scene just now, the more he felt something was wrong.

That little junior sister felt very familiar to him, and reminded him of the green tea girl Liu Yan'er in Luo Qingdie's world.

"Are you hiding something?" Chu Lu asked in his heart.

"Huh? No."

"That junior sister seems to be something extraordinary. Has she ever done anything famous?" Chu Lu thought for a moment and asked.

"This... I'm not sure. I've only heard two rumors, but I don't know if they're true or not." Yi Xiaowan hesitated for a moment and said, "One is that someone once saw Junior Sister wearing light clothes and secretly going to see the headmaster's spirit sword. The other is that Junior Sister accidentally threw a disciple's spirit sword into the sword forging furnace, burning both the sword body and the sword spirit. But some people say it wasn't an accident, but revenge."

Chu Lu: “…”

—Oops, the green tea flavor is getting stronger.

"Come to think of it, you once mentioned that as long as we can get the Cloud Wind Sword back, it doesn't matter how many people die, right?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"That's good. I just want to give you a heads up. After all, in the worst case scenario, I might have to massacre the entire Purple Cloud Sword Sect. Since you don't mind, that's great."

"Oh... Hey, wait, what did you say?!"

(End of this chapter)