Comprehensive Martial Arts: Relying on Pili Martial Arts to Achieve Dimensionality Reduction Attack

Chapter 422 Guan Qi's Story

"Let me tell you, the Queen Mother is not only my wife, but to be more precise, we are childhood sweethearts. We have been in love since we were young. From the first time I saw her, I knew that I would never fall in love with another woman in my life..."

Childhood sweethearts? Mutual affection?
Guan Qi's words began to resonate with the audience.

The two Wu brothers looked at Guo Fu, Guo Fu looked at Yang Guo, and Yang Guo thought of Xiao Long Nu...

The Empress Dowager of the Northern Song Dynasty was Xiaobai.

Lu Ping knew the story between her and Guan Qi very well.

This story does not come from the original novel by Wen Ruian, but from the comic book "Wen Ruian's Heroes" by Situ Jianqiao.

The reason why we are so sure that this is the setting of this comic is that only in that comic is there the plot of "The Emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty offers a reward of three wishes for Guan Qi's head."

Guan Qi continued to tell his "love story": "Back then, I was just an uneducated and unskilled hoodlum who only knew how to cheat and steal in the market, until I met her..."

Several people listened very carefully, except Lu Ping, who compared what he heard with his own memory to verify it with each other.

According to Guan Qi's statement——

When he was still a gangster, a little nun saved him from being beaten by other thugs. That nun was Xiaobai.

Guan Qi fell in love with Xiaobai at first sight, and he thought about her day and night from then on. He went to the nunnery to look for Xiaobai every day. In order to make her happy, he stood upside down for seven days and nights without sleep. As a result, he realized the beauty of reverse thinking.

However, his harassing behavior was discovered by the nuns in the temple and he was expelled.

From then on, Guan Qi turned over a new leaf, worked hard, and by chance, he became a disciple of a peerless swordsman master.

A few years later, Guan Qi thought he had made some progress in martial arts, so he secretly went down the mountain to look for Xiaobai without his master's approval.

The two met again after a long separation, as if they had been together for a lifetime. Xiaobai cheered loudly, but she never thought that the cheers attracted the nuns in the temple...

"Fuck you! I was clearly behaving properly, but they slandered me as a flower thief and attacked me without saying a word... It's obvious that these evil nuns are guilty and want to kill me to silence me!"

"Of course, the result is that good prevails over evil, the hero saves the beauty, and they fly together to the ends of the earth!"

Speaking of this, Guan Qi looked quite proud.

The other people were also excited and secretly felt happy when they heard this. For some reason, words like "Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west. Don't despise the young and poor" popped up in their minds.

"Now that I hear this, my life experience is very similar to Senior Guan's!"

Yang Guo thought about his past. He used to be a small gangster in the market, and then he unexpectedly became a disciple of a famous teacher. Now all he had to do was find his past "enemies" to show off his skills and get himself proud!

Thinking of the 'enemy', Yang Guo couldn't help but glance at Guo Fu and the two Wu brothers who were not far away.

If he had any 'enemies' in the past, apart from those idiots in Quanzhen Sect who had bullied him, it would be the three people in front of him.

"I just saved their lives from the power gang a few days ago, so I guess I can be considered proud of myself...?"

Like Yang Guo, Xiao Wu and Da Wu also put themselves in the role of Guan Qi.

They thought that it was not so difficult to say that they had a hard childhood living in the streets, but their mother died and their father disappeared, which was just as miserable and desolate.

When they were at their lowest point in life, they both found a famous teacher (Guo Jing) and met their childhood sweetheart (Guo Fu). All they needed to do in the future was to achieve great success, hold their heads high, and win the heart of the beauty.

I feel a little excited when I think about it...

The man puts himself in Guan Qi's perspective, while the woman naturally puts herself in Xiaobai's perspective.

Guo Fu was fascinated by the story and before she knew it, she imagined herself as the nun in the story and Yang Guo beside her as Guan Qi in the story.

Back then, Yang Guo was also a little beggar living in the market, fortunately he (his parents) gave him a helping hand.

Although the two fell in love at first sight, they were ruthlessly separated by their families, forcing Yang Guo to leave his hometown.

Fortunately, Yang Guo seems to have found a famous teacher and mastered martial arts, and has come back to find me.

Then according to the development of the story, it should be my turn and Yang Guo's turn to 'fly together to the ends of the earth', right?
I feel a little excited when I think about it...

Guo Fu was smiling foolishly when she suddenly thought of something - oh, no!

Now that little nun has become the empress dowager of the Northern Song Dynasty!
Will I be forced to become... the Empress Dowager of the Southern Song Dynasty in the future?
At that time, will Yang Guo be like Guan Qi in front of him, declaring war on the world for his own sake and becoming an enemy of the entire martial arts world?
Yang Guo is not as strong as Guan Qi. If he becomes an enemy of the entire martial arts world, he will die, right?
Even if he survives, he will definitely be seriously injured. What if he becomes as crazy as Guan Qi...

Guo Fu panicked. She suddenly didn't want to be the Empress Dowager of the Southern Song Dynasty anymore.

etc! wrong!
She is not a nun. She has a father, mother, grandfather, master's uncle and other masters behind her. They will definitely not sit idly by and watch her and Yang Guo die!
"My mother said that in the past, Senior Qigong broke into the imperial kitchen of the Southern Song Dynasty Palace and was able to enter and exit seven times as if he was in an empty place. Stealing the food in the imperial kitchen was as easy as taking something out of a bag."

"He's so powerful, shouldn't it be easy for him to save me?"

Thinking of this, Guo Fu felt more confident.

Guan Qi's stories were fascinating, but everyone had different thoughts when listening to them.

Wang Xiaoshi and Wenrou's brain circuits were relatively normal. They didn't put themselves in the story and just listened to it as a romantic love story. As for the other four people...

Some people are looking in the mirror, some are dreaming, and some are competing with Batman in wits and courage.

Lu Ping watched coldly, taking in the thoughts of Yang Guo, Guo Fu and the others that were almost revealed on their faces, and felt amused.

I really don’t know what they will think when they find out the truth of the story.

"I am a reasonable person. I hate bullying the weak the most. So I tried my best to persuade that old thief to reason and distinguish right from wrong. After much effort and hardship, I finally made her realize her mistakes..."

Guan Qi supported his waist with both hands, a confident smile on his face, and continued his story.

"Although there was no big red sedan chair or gongs and drums, our wedding was finally held in a solemn and sacred place under the witness of her elders. Seeing how serious I was, that silly girl... was so moved that she cried on the spot."

Everyone knew that the "solemn holy place" Guan Qi mentioned was naturally the nunnery.

A nunnery is a quiet and pure place, so this action is inappropriate.

But Guo Fu and the others were not very worldly-wise, Yang Guo had been rebellious since childhood, Wang Xiaoshi was thick-skinned, and Wenrou was immersed in Guan Qi's extremely confident love story, so they didn't hear anything strange about it.

"Then how did you separate, and how did she become the Empress Dowager of the Northern Song Dynasty?"

Wang Xiaoshi had now become a loyal listener of Guan Qi's story and continued to ask questions.

Upon hearing this question, Guan Qi's expression suddenly changed, and he secretly said with hatred: "It's a long story, but in the final analysis, it was all caused by that bowl of noodles! Alas..."

"Noodles? What noodles?"

"Damn it, isn't it that bowl of Sichuan braised noodles that made me travel day and night and across thousands of mountains and rivers to Sichuan just to taste the authentic flavor of hot Sichuan noodles!"

The air suddenly fell silent.

"Sichuan braised noodles... isn't it a food from Shandong? Why are we eating it in Shuzhong?"

Wenrou asked the question weakly, and the others were also curious and puzzled.

After Guan Qi's explanation, they realized that Guan Qi was an illiterate, so he mistakenly believed that Sichuan braised noodles was a Sichuan dish based on the name.

After hearing this, everyone found it absurd and funny, but they couldn't help but be moved by Guan Qi's sincerity.

"In fact, eating authentic Sichuan braised noodles is just an excuse. You took her all the way to Shuzhong. The real purpose was to give her a surprise and relieve her homesickness, right?"

Wang Xiaoshi has always been a meticulous person. When he heard that Xiaobai in the story felt homesick because of a bowl of Sichuan noodles, he guessed the real intention of Guan Qi's crazy action.

"That's right, to love someone you just need to give without worrying about the benefits, because her happy smile is the best reward that money can't buy!"

admire!

Great lover!
A role model for my generation!

Upon hearing this, everyone gave Guan Qi a thumbs up in their hearts.

His great and noble view of love is truly worth learning for every man!
(End of this chapter)