Comprehensive Martial Arts: Relying on Pili Martial Arts to Achieve Dimensionality Reduction Attack

Chapter 448: Window Jumping Effect
Just when Lu Wushuang was wondering whether the person next to him was deliberately pretending to be blind to deceive him, he was stunned by the scene that appeared in the next second.

Lu Ping just waved his hand lightly over the food, and all the food disappeared without a trace.

There wasn't even a plate left!
The whole table was clean, as if the waiter had never brought the food.

What kind of trick is this?!

Lu Wushuang was stunned by such a bizarre scene, and even the waiter was stunned where he was.

"No... what about the food?"

"Where did all the food and wine go?"

The waiter put down the tray and searched the table, above and below, and all around Lu Ping.

Of course nothing was found.

"It's broad daylight, could it be a ghost?..."

In an instant, cold sweat broke out.

"Don't be afraid, little brother. Just bring the food up."

The waiter was still confused and did not respond.

Lu Ping frowned slightly: "I paid for it!"

Hearing the word "money", the waiter finally came to his senses.

Yes, this guest has paid, so what am I afraid of?
"Sir, please wait a moment. I will prepare the dishes for you..."

The waiter nodded, bowed, smiled, and ran away with sweat all over his forehead.

Immediately, a loud "bang bang bang" sound was heard from the stairs.

Just from the frequency, we can tell that the person who made the move is not completely at peace.

"How did you do that just now?"

"Where did you take the food?"

At this moment, Lu Wushuang didn't care that she hadn't ordered any food yet, and just looked at Lu Ping with curiosity.

"It's just a trick."

Lu Wushuang was stunned, hesitated for a few seconds, and asked: "...You mean 'jianghu magic'?"

Lu Ping did not answer.

The two of them just sat there quietly, one watching, waiting silently, until the waiter brought the food again, and then Lu Ping put the food into the space again.

Once, twice...

Before I knew it, half an hour had passed.

"Sir, your dishes are all served."

After the last trip, the waiter's expression changed from fear, anxiety and nervousness at the beginning to calm as water, and he was no longer surprised.

Facts have proved that no matter how terrifying a supernatural event is, it will become insignificant when faced with numbers.

"So fast?"

"Are you sure you have both?"

"It's all packed, sir!"

The waiter laughed and said, "Sixteen dishes, two servings of each, that's thirty-two dishes. We have them all!"

Lu Ping counted them carefully in his mind. Apart from the two dishes he was eating, there were still thirty dishes in the space. He thought they were all there, so he nodded.

"Okay, go and do your thing."

The waiter was as if he had been pardoned: "Okay, call me if you need anything!"

By the time the waiter disappeared on the second floor, Lu Ping had almost finished his meal.

When I turned around, I found that the table next to me was still empty at night.

"..."

"Girl, you've been looking at me for most of the hour, don't you want to eat?"

After being reminded by Lu Ping, Lu Wushuang finally came to his senses, and his stomach made a loud "gurgling" sound that almost spread throughout the entire second floor.

The girl's pretty face suddenly turned red, three parts annoyance and seven parts shame.

"Aren't you blind? How do you know I'm still here and haven't eaten yet?"

"…the blind always have very sensitive ears."

Since you want to pursue excitement, of course you have to carry it through to the end.

Lu Ping intends to continue playing the role of a blind man who can "locate by sound".

"All right……"

Lu Wushuang shook his head, looked away, and shouted to the waiter not far away: "Waiter..."

As soon as she shouted, a cold and sharp voice came from the stairs: "Where is the lame girl in white clothes you mentioned?"

The voice came first, and soon after that appeared a middle-aged Taoist nun with a beautiful appearance, holding a whisk and a voluptuous figure, and the waiter who had just served the dishes to Lu Ping.

"It's upstairs. The girl has been sitting in the store for quite a while and hasn't ordered any dish..." Customers who eat without ordering and occupy seats are not considered customers by the waiter.

Considering that the other party was holding a sword and obviously knew martial arts, it was even possible that he was a bad guy sent by the rival inn to disrupt their business.

So the waiter didn't seem to want to cover up for Lu Wushuang at all.

The middle-aged Taoist nun went up to the second floor and recognized Lu Wushuang at a glance. Her face became even colder: "Little bitch, you are here!"

This look, this tone...

The visitor didn't even need to introduce himself, his identity was obvious.

A disciple of the Ancient Tomb Sect, Li Mochou.

"Oops!"

When Lu Wushuang heard Li Mochou's voice, his face turned panicked.

But she looked left and right and couldn't find any place to hide in the inn, so she had to drag her lame leg to Lu Ping's side, turned over and jumped out of the window.

The second-floor window of this restaurant is only about four or five meters from the ground.

Even though Lu Wushuang's martial arts skills were not very good and he had a limp in one leg, he was a martial artist after all, so he could easily reach such a height.

Although she was petite, her movements were very agile and the entire process of jumping out of the window took less than three seconds.

When Lu Ping looked out the window, she had already started turning into the alley.

Unfortunately, even though Lu Wushuang's reaction was very quick, it was still not timely enough.

When Li Mochou went upstairs, she caught a glimpse of the last scene of the person in white clothes disappearing from the window out of the corner of her eye. Then she quickly glanced around the second floor and did not see Lu Wushuang. She immediately concluded that it was she who jumped out of the window and escaped.

"Boy, let me ask you, where is the woman who was here just now? Did she jump out of the window and run away?"

Li Mochou came up to Lu Ping, looked at him unfriendlyly, and asked him harshly.

Lu Ping did not hesitate to turn into an honest young man: "Yes."

"Why didn't you stop her?!"

"That's weird!"

Lu Ping said with a "tsk". "That girl is not my friend, and I don't own this restaurant. Let alone if she jumps off the building, even if she wants to shit here, what does it have to do with me?"

"Puchi——" the waiter next to him couldn't help laughing.

When Li Mochou heard Lu Ping's words, she was stunned at first. Then she heard the waiter's laughter and she was immediately furious. Even her chest swelled three points.

However, she had cultivated herself for many years, so she was able to control her anger at the moment. She just looked at Lu Ping and sneered, "You little bastard, you look quite decent, but I didn't expect you to speak so obscenely!"

Is this obscene?
You are too naive...

Lu Ping put down his chopsticks and pretended to be serious: "Master, if you say so, then I won't accept it!"

"It is natural and reasonable for people to eat grains and excrete."

"Shitting, peeing, and farting are just like eating, drinking, and sleeping. They are normal things. How can they be obscene or shameful?"

The waiter's face suddenly changed. He trotted forward, pulled Lu Ping's sleeve, and pointed at the many onlookers who were looking over here.

"Sir, if you are full, please leave quickly. We still have business to do..."

He said this not just out of consideration for the other diners, but also because he was worried that Lu Ping would be too arrogant and be beaten to death by the female Taoist priest in front of him who looked like she was not someone who could be easily messed with.

Li Mochou wanted to retort, but after hearing what the waiter said and seeing people around her pointing fingers at her, she suddenly felt that chatting about "shit, piss and fart" with a young man in a place like a restaurant was really damaging to her image, so she quickly stopped talking.

"If you don't chase her, she'll run away..."

Thinking of this, Li Mochou glared at Lu Ping fiercely: "Stinky boy, you'd better not let me see you again!"

After saying that, he jumped out of the window, landed steadily on the ground, and then ran in one direction.

But just as she took a step, she heard Lu Ping's exclamation from the second floor.

“Antelopes leap, harriers land, cheetahs run?!”

"It turns out that this female Taoist priest is actually an expert in Xingyiquan..."

What the hell?

Li Mochou was distracted by the inexplicable exclamation, and she staggered and almost fell to the ground.

Fortunately, she had been in the martial arts world for many years, so she could handle this situation. She quickly calmed her mind and steady her steps, looked up and glared, and then walked away.

By the second-floor window, the waiter blinked.

"Sir, what does this stagger just now mean?"

Lu Ping didn't think twice and said, "That's 'Lion Paying Homage to the Mountain', and the steps you're running around in now are 'Rat Walking Through a Maze'."

The waiter suddenly realized.

The guests around also exclaimed, "amazing", "so amazing", "don't judge a book by its cover", etc.

"Little Second Brother, I see that you have amazing bones and are a good material for martial arts training."

"I give you this Thousand Jin Finger. I hope you will practice diligently and do more chivalrous deeds in the future!"

Lu Ping took out a book from his arms and stuffed it into the hands of the shop assistant, then turned over and jumped out of the window.

(End of this chapter)