Evolution Paradise, are you the disaster?

Chapter 597 A Grand Funeral, Meng Kaka, Glory Won't Be Spent Alone

Unfortunately, there are no "what ifs." Meng Yi doesn't need two-faced lackeys, especially those who are used to lording it over others and whose way of thinking has become rigid.

Calling them 'evil' would be an understatement; these traitors and lackeys have no value in living except to serve as a warning to others, paving the way for Meng Yi's blood-soaked path and facilitating the smooth transfer of power.

Upon receiving the "meme" assignment, Russell readily began his old profession.

Within minutes, the entire public area of ​​the "15th-Level Test Ground - Unofficial History Headquarters" was filled with the sounds of gongs and drums, firecrackers, and red lanterns, creating a lively atmosphere just like the Lunar New Year.

"Ladies and gentlemen, guests! Welcome to the 'Fictional History Organization'!"

Wearing a festive red robe, Russell, who was making a guest appearance as the event's host, was quite flamboyant.

Russell, an employee of "Meme," announced into the microphone: "I hereby announce that registration for the first 'Version T0: Seventh Day Memorial Song King Competition' of the 'Fictional History Organization' is now open!"

"This event is fully sponsored and broadcast by the 'Fictional History Organization'."

"Registration closes at noon today. The event will last for seven days in the vast 'Uncertain Future' area of ​​'All Realms, Sea of ​​Time'."

"You can register successfully simply by entering 'HHHH·BBT0SL' through the 'Fictional History Organization' interface."

"The top prizes of this event include, but are not limited to, clearing away historical accusations, obtaining a '14th-Tier Primal Trait,' a '14th-Tier Primal Worldview,' and a 'Mythical Great Luo' job. Don't hesitate, what are you waiting for?"

Flyers for the "Version T0 - First Seven Days Singing King Competition" event were flying everywhere, and the entire "Tier 15 Test Grounds - Unofficial History Headquarters" was in an uproar!

The younger generation of "dengers" are after wealth, jobs, and networking opportunities, while the older generation is after the removal of historical anecdotes.

"Poseidon," who was just furious with Russell, has now changed his tune and registered for the preliminary rounds of the "Version T0: Seven-Day Singing King Competition" with a new account. Not to mention the other groups.

……

The event was in full swing, and the registration process has ended.

At noon, a noisy funeral procession, sponsored by "Folk Funeral Services Co., Ltd.", arrived at the "Fictional History Organization Headquarters Building" to pick up its only passenger, "Mythical Great Luo Version T0".

The "Mythical Great Luo - Version T0" lay peacefully in its coffin, but its path to death was far from tranquil.

Crowds lined both sides of the road, throwing all sorts of filth and beating the "Version T0" coffin.

"Holy crap! Where did this abyssal dung monster come from?! Why is it throwing shit at me?!"

Someone cursed loudly, saying that a piece of trash from the Abyss Grand Stage had no martial ethics and had ruined a "13th-tier derivative worldview" full of Abyss elements. The stench that exploded made the onlookers' expressions change drastically.

"Look at me!"

The expert from the "Transmigrator Alliance," unwilling to let the Abyss Monster steal the show, threw out a bunch of "Transmigrator Alliance" specialties, multiplying the Abyss Expert's defense by an "unlimited" multiple.

"Holy crap! There's another expert!"

The abyss pollution caused by the explosion of a "13th-order derivative worldview" was already outrageous enough, but to enhance it by an "unreachable infinite" multiple is just unacceptable.

I was soaked in the pollution of the abyss. Although the "Unofficial History Headquarters - Public Area" protection mechanism meant I didn't have to worry about fighting the "Dark Side of the Heavens - Final Abyss" imperial city, this thing was still disgusting!

"You son of a bitch! Just you wait! You just wait! If I don't beat the crap out of you after this event, you'll consider yourself lucky you cleaned up yesterday!"

Some people were furious.

Before being contaminated by the abyss, normal people would avoid this thing like the plague.

After being contaminated, there's no need to worry about falling into the "Dark Side of the Heavens - The Final Abyss," so let's share the joy instead of enjoying it alone!

The lively funeral procession quickly transformed into a chaotic scene of bizarre and unspeakable acts of skill and eccentricity.

There's no limit to how disgusting it can get; it all comes down to whose tricks are more ruthless.

Version T0 has offended far too many people; if we don't avenge this, when will we ever get our revenge?

All enemies were willing to risk the horrific consequences of their impending defense to unleash their most disgusting and vicious tricks on the coffin of "Version T0," inflicting heavy losses on themselves and others, and even in death, they would not allow "Version T0" to rest in peace.

"Damn you, Mu! You dog, eat my 'Godslayer Spear - Modified - Thousand-Year Kill - Infinite Combo'!"

Affected by the AOE attack, a fairy-like woman with an ethereal aura was weakened.

She transformed into a "Cultivation Version of Piercing Duke," unleashing a devastating barrage of "God-Slaying Spear - Thousand-Year Kill" upon the enemy.

"Sword Tomb! Where the hell are you going to hit me?"

It's true that we can't hurt each other, but this move is too vicious.

Anyone who identifies as male will be horrified by this.

"Cultivating immortality, huh? Cultivate your mother's immortality!"

"I'll smash you to death with my 'World-Destroying Millstone Modified Brick Bombardment', you wretched creature!"

What the basic system is is not important. Once you reach a certain level, it becomes commonplace to understand one method and master all methods, and to be able to use all kinds of spells at will.

A tech-savvy guy named Chao Xiong retaliated in anger, and his skill in using "Cultivation Side - Termination of Law" was so high that it would make most pure cultivation side powerhouses blush with shame.

Funeral procession → A chaotic battle of demons and monsters → A legitimate, head-to-head brawl.

Anyway, no one can kill anyone in the "Unofficial History Headquarters - Public Area". Find out more details about the Sword Tomb that caused this grudge, and then take some time to put it in a sack and beat it up. Wouldn't that be great?
……

Before long, the funeral procession dispatched by "Folk Funeral Services Co., Ltd." arrived with great difficulty at the office of "15th-level Test Ground Foundation" in "Fictional History Organization", covered in all sorts of indescribable and vicious AOE.

Unless a powerful figure intervenes to eliminate them, projects run by the "Lord of Life and Death Cycle" of the "Should Not Exist - Cycle Theory" can generally be given an absolute "death."

"Fengsu Funeral Services Co., Ltd.", with which they have a long-standing business relationship, successfully provided a comprehensive death package for "Shinhwa Da Luo · Version T0".

The death ending granted by the "Cycle Theory" is so severe that even the "Mythical Great Luo Version T0" and the "Master of Fate" are helpless against it, guaranteeing that everyone dies without a sound.

The funeral procession, which involved kicking someone when they're down, has ended.

Among them, the remnants of the "Version T0" group who were trying to find a way to survive were the most zealous, but unfortunately, this was destined to be a futile struggle.

The preliminary rounds of the "Version T0: The Seventh Day After Death Singing Competition" are now open.

Just then, the "Fictional History Organization" used various excuses to expel the remnants of "Version T0" and directly kicked out its subordinates from the "Fiction Headquarters - Public Area".

Russell's audition continues, and Meng Yi calmly steps from behind the scenes to the forefront.

"Cough cough!"

Holding a "side view of the meme" as a microphone, Meng Yi coughed lightly, the sound echoing throughout every corner of the "15th-level test field - unofficial history headquarters".

"Gentlemen, 'Version T0' is dead, a cause for celebration." "The 'Lord of Illusion' has agreed that the 'Fictional History Organization' will temporarily seal off the 'Tier 15 Test Grounds - Fictional History Headquarters,' allowing entry but not exit."

"I hereby declare the inaugural 'Unrestricted Fighting Tournament' of the 'Fictional History Organization' open to the public!"

"Event participants:"

Survivors: Related to "Version T0".

The pursuers: All.

Organizer: "Fictional History Organization".

Note: Participants will temporarily receive the immortality buff provided by the "Myriad Realms: Unofficial History Phenomenon".

"All assets and their associated items related to 'Version T0' have been excluded from the 'Public Zone.' This event allows for 'zero-cost purchases,' and all items obtained will belong to the hunters."

"Great joy should be celebrated with the color red, and blood is a good choice."

Facing the puzzled gazes of countless people, Meng Yi took out the "Doomsday Horn" given to him by the "Secretary of Heaven".

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"!"

"!!"

The melodious bugle call sounded, and the "local holy war" that targeted the remnants of "Version T0" began.

"Holy crap! It's the real 'Doomsday Horn'!"

"Paradise Player - White Demon! That little guy who got the 'Vice-Lord of Heaven' and the 'Master of Fate' fighting each other!"

"Nonsense! What 'Little Deng'?! You have to call him Boss White Demon! I won't allow you to disrespect Boss White Demon!"

A bugle call silenced all other noises.

A hunting event where revenge is taken and grudges are settled, a zero-yuan purchase event where all the loot is yours, and even those without grudges can enjoy a feast...

"White Demon Kaka! Loyalty!!"

Whether they knew Meng Yi or not, whether they were related to him or not, everyone got the joke. They all pulled out their stun guns and grinned as they participated in the "Unrestricted Fighting Tournament + Zero Yuan Purchase".

In the temporarily deserted venue of the "Version T0·Seventh Day Singing King Competition", Russell chuckled to himself: "Wealth moves people's hearts, hatred moves people's minds."

"The 'Unrestricted Fighting Tournament + Free Purchase' is much more attractive than the 'Seventh Day Memorial Singing King Competition'!"

Logically speaking, Meng Yi could have gradually taken over the legacy of "Version T0", but he chose to use it as the starting point for his rise to the stage.

"This young man is amazing, he's got guts, and his wealth is something I envy."

Russell, who belongs to the "Genius" group, has a basic impression of the leaders of other departments who are about to take over as ruthless and decisive.

If there are no fundamental and irreconcilable conflicts with such a person, it's best to befriend them if possible. If you can't befriend them, it's best not to offend them. If you do offend them, you must strike them deadly and never give such a ruthless person a chance to recover.

However, the sound of the "doomsday horn" is so jarring, and with the "Crusader Group" backing them, it is far too difficult to stifle the new generation.

……

"Ah! Stop it!"

A lone "Mythical Daluo" participant in the event struck a "Version T0" henchman, "Daluo," in the mouth with a stick, and then broke the leg of the pursued "Daluo" with a second blow.

One blow to the mouth prevents begging for mercy, a second blow to the legs prevents escape, and the rest is all personal preference.

"Arrogant? Still arrogant?! Huh!"

"Weren't you very capable before?"

"They spread rumors about me, take my money, and then refuse to delete or spread these unofficial historical accounts. They're using their 'Top 0' status to bully me, creating a 'sinking effect' and further ripping me off."

Driven by a thirst for revenge, "Mythical Great Luo" grew angrier with each blow, and even kicking and punching couldn't quell his anger.

He struck the deprived "Great Luo," causing him to bleed profusely from his mouth. The "uncertain future" deviated into the "predestined future," leading to "destined death," and then traced back from the "present" to the "eternally solidified, predetermined past."

"I just realized how good 'Big Ronaldo' is; he's tough and can take more hits."

"Sword Tomb! We have a long life ahead of us, I'll take care of you slowly!"

……

At "Dream Come True Co., Ltd.", several "Mythical Luo" candidates who were planning to compete with Meng Yi for the position were stunned.

"Open the door! Check the water meter!"

A menacing group burst through the door.

"Kid, someone of your level shouldn't be qualified to investigate me."

The once-proud "Mythical Great Luo - Bo Bing Ge," a lackey of the "Version T0" faction, blustered but inwardly weak, demanding: "I want to see the 'Lord of Illusion'! I want to see the 'Genre'! Does this 'Fictional History Organization' have no laws left?"

"I'm a competitor for the 'Version T0' position, what right do you have to investigate me? What right does the 'Fictional History Organization' have to fire me?"

While using words to intimidate, "Brother Bo Bing" was preparing to break through the encirclement by striking first.

"Bam—!"

"Pangolin," who was mixed in with the rebels, spoke frankly with "Brother Bo Bing" from behind.

Facing the puzzled gaze of his longtime friend, "Pangolin" stood up straight and said without any apology, "I'm an undercover agent sent by 'Geng' (a nickname for a character in a popular meme). My goal from beginning to end has been to settle the matter and incite troublemakers like you to jump out and die."

"Pangolin" retreated to the rear of the group of pursuers to avoid being caught in the crossfire of his old friend's dying counterattack, while his little mouth chattered on and on about the rebel group.

"Pangolin! You traitor!!"

"Ah! Stop it!"

The scene was filled with cries of agony. Several "Mythical Great Luo" figures from the rebel group were knocked to the ground by their pursuers, and the war, which was far-reaching and far-reaching and involved endless dimensions of time and space, was escalating.

"Sigh, they're about to die, yet they still want to gamble everything on a desperate attempt."

"You guys always try to have your way with everything good; you're such greedy people!"

(End of this chapter)