Evolution Paradise, are you the disaster?

Chapter 599 Meng Yi Receives Gifts, Gets Rich Instantly! (Fictional Thirteen Volumes)

"Oh, now that the dust has settled, you guys are finally willing to come out?"

"Geng" led Meng Yi to a small gathering place for the leaders of the various departments of the "Thirteen Departments" of the "Fictional History Organization," which was a way for Meng Yi to get to know his colleagues who he would be working with in the future.

As mentioned before, the "All Heavens Forces - Fictional History Organization" is divided into "Two Offices and Thirteen Departments".

The two offices are the "Office for Prisoners of Illusion" where powerful figures gather, and the office personally overseen by the "Lord of Illusion."

The heads of the thirteen departments and related departments are as follows:

"R&D Department" - "meme"; "Review Department" - "crack"; "Fabrication Department" - "rumor";
"Traffic Department" - "Name"; "Production Department" - "Craftsman"; "News Department" - "Presentation";
"History Department" - "Recorder"; "Personnel Department" - "Employee"; "Finance Department" - "Business Manager";
"Banning Department" - "404"; "Legal Department" - "Green Corpse Cold";
"Execution Department" - "Version T0"; "Mythology Department" - "Legend" and "Praise".

As we all know, there are five of the Four Heavenly Kings, so it is not surprising that there are fourteen leaders in the Thirteen Departments.

The main problem lies in the "Mythology Department," a notorious group of idiots. This department is a gathering place for old Deng fans, and its manager is only a "Mythology Grandmaster T3." Under him are a bunch of idle "Daoists or Open Source Builders" who do nothing but cause trouble and have fun all day long.

With the "Lord of Illusion" in power, the "Mythology Department," filled with wise men and talented individuals, is beyond its control. The result of this laissez-faire approach is chaos and disorder, so two department managers are needed to share the ever-increasing workload.

The "Fictional History Organization" is different from other "Factions of the Heavens".

Other "heavenly forces" often have status that represents power, with higher status indicating greater power; however, this is not necessarily the case for "fictional historical organizations." Talented individuals emerge from among the masses, and the "thirteen departments" on the surface are used as targets, which cannot represent the high-end combat power of "fictional historical organizations."

Many powerful figures who wish to remain anonymous use alternate accounts to post articles under the pseudonym "Fictional History Organization" as a side job; some even go so far as to post articles secretly without using any pseudonym, just to stir up trouble.

For example, the recent rumors about "Taoist Group, Heavenly Court Company, Six Emperors" and "Mythical Great Luo T2, Antarctic Longevity Emperor" were the work of an anonymous "Mythology Department" old man named Deng.

People of different levels associate with different circles. The fact that Old Deng dared to challenge "Mythical Great Luo T2 · Antarctic Longevity Emperor" head-on shows that he is a formidable figure of the same level.

To put it bluntly, the "Fictional History Organization" is a neutral "multiverse force" that prioritizes entertainment over warfare.

In terms of combat power, the "Prison of Illusion" among the two departments, with its more than fifty "True Infinite or Abyss Omnipotent Beings" and an unspecified number of "Those Who Should Not Exist," can fully represent a quarter of the top echelon of all the heavens and myriad worlds.

……

"You're the most proactive, so you definitely have to do it."

The "Mythical Great Luo" commentator from the "Review Department" made a sarcastic remark.

He paid little attention to the "meme" he had known for many years, and was instead observing with great interest the "Paradise Player - White Demon" who was about to replace "Execution Department - Version T0".

"These young people are something else!"

With a sigh, "Cao" conjured a "Caodian·Douqi Transformation Horse" with a wave of his hand, and pushed the horse-shaped figure down the table in front of Meng Yi's seat as a "greeting gift".

"Brother White Demon, you 'Paradise Players' are prone to making enemies, so you can't neglect your escape skills."

"I have nothing of value, so I'll give you this 'Funny Horse Transformation' as a suggestion, though it can also be used as a disposable item."

"I'll take my time to figure it out; the consumables are easy to use."

"As long as the enemy's level does not exceed the 'Mythical Grand Luo T3' cap, they cannot catch up with you riding the 'Flawless Battle Aura Horse,' because their horses are not as fast as yours!"

"Mythical Great Luo T3·Crap" patted his chest, clearly confident in the speed at which he reviewed "Crap Point·Battle Qi Transformation into a Horse".

Meng Yi quickly expressed his gratitude. The small gift peeking out from between the big shot's fingers was an incredible opportunity for him.

The name "Caodian·Douqi Huama" sounds a bit far-fetched, but the technical content it contains is ridiculously high.

Information, humanities, communication, documentation, time and space, dimension, narrative, speed, escape, past, present, future...

The integration of "legal principles" that Meng Yi saw alone was on a scale that exceeded the limits of numerical definition; there was only more that he hadn't seen.

The mind moves as it pleases, and the Tao follows its own course.

It effortlessly generates endless laws and principles, perfectly blending the "myriad worlds and unofficial history phenomena" to form "points of contention".

Compared to well-known old jokes like "memes" and "criticisms," Meng Yi's "One Law Understands All Laws" still has a long way to go.

……

"Damn, that's a bit petty of you."

"Minister of Justice: Mythical Great Luo T3 Green Corpse Cold" gave Meng Yi a blank letter that was only missing the content and name to be filled in.

"Brother White Demon, if you don't like someone, just write about them and warn them a lot, that's all!"

"If the person being warned doesn't understand reason, I also know a little bit about martial arts."

The lawyer's letter from "Green Corpse Cold," while full of flaws, is undeniably intimidating. It's essentially a warning letter from the "Legal Department of a Fictional History Organization"—don't say you weren't warned!

While slightly inferior to "Crusader Group - Doomsday Horn" and "Abyss Organization - Full Assistance Commitment," most lone wolves and factions that receive warnings from "Fictional History Organization - Legal Department" have to reconsider whether they are qualified.

Given the size and scale of the "fictional historical organization," and the fact that their family doesn't possess the "Mythical Great Luo T1" or "Lin·True Infinite" level of power across the heavens, they would definitely treat receiving "Green Corpse Cold" with utmost care.

Otherwise, the writers of "fictional history organizations" are not incapable of killing people.

"Many thanks, Senior 'Green Corpse Cold'!"

Meng Yi clasped his hands in a salute. This letter was equivalent to a "tactical nuclear bomb." The promises of the "Crusader's Doomsday Horn" and the "Reverse Abyss Organization" were comparable to a world-destroying deterrent.

Before one has fully developed, it's never too much to prepare as many trump cards as possible.

"It's nothing, it's no big deal~"

"Green Corpse Cold" shook his head and chuckled. It was always better to get along with a young prodigy who knew his place and how to conduct himself than with that abstract monster, "Version T0".

'Um? ! '

Meng Yi took the "lawyer's letter" and put it away without making a sound. It clearly said, "Interested in taking on two jobs? I'm planning to run away with my bucket."

It's not the time to consider that yet. Meng Yi wasn't blinded by profit; he needed to think things through carefully before acting.

Meng Yi and "Green Corpse Cold" tacitly understood each other, and neither of them brought up the matter.

Both sides need to think carefully and communicate privately multiple times before making a decision; it is inappropriate to discuss it publicly.

……

"Good heavens! You're the one who abused your power!"

"The Fictional History Organization - Personnel Department: Mythical Luo - Member," he quipped.

He pondered for a moment, then promised, "It just so happens that the 'Version T0' thing is gone, and this purge has caused a manpower shortage in the 'Fictional History Organization.'"

"Here's what we'll do, Brother White Demon. I'll give you 200 'Mythical Grand Luo T4 Writer' recruitment slots. You can help me share the burden."

"If the person who obtains the position is willing to merge with the 'Writer' forever, a situation similar to 'The Road of Revelation' or 'The Dark Side of the Heavens: The Power of the Lord' will occur. By combining with 'The Phenomenon of Unofficial History in the Myriad Realms,' they will quickly rise to 'Mythical Great Luo T4.' Of course, in the future, they will be bound to the 'Fictional Unofficial History Organization.'"

Even if one doesn't permanently integrate the "writer," but only uses it as a position or reference point, it can still greatly benefit one's future path, barely qualifying as an accelerator to the upper limit of "Mythical Grand Luo T4." Further development will require independent effort.

Meng Yi helped "Mythical Great Luo Yuan"?
No, it was because of his status as a new colleague that he used his authority to provide Meng Yi with an additional team to use initially, which did Meng Yi a great favor!
Previously, Meng Yi had been thinking of taking some time to communicate more with the "HR staff" to create a few more opportunities to expand his network and win over the best members of the "player group" with great potential.

Now that Meng Yi has secured 200 spots for the "Mythical Great Luo T4 Writer" position, his immediate crisis has been greatly alleviated! This favor is truly immense!
"Not at all, I will need your guidance in the future."

Everyone can carry a fancy scaffold.

Meng Yi noted down this favor, and the "Fictional History Organization - Personnel Minister - Member" also knew that Meng Yi understood his meaning, and said with satisfaction: "We are colleagues, and I hope we can get along well in the future."

Meaning, just a little something. What do you mean by that? Just a little something. It's kind of interesting.

I'm not afraid of owing favors; I'm afraid of not even having the right to owe favors.

The way to get along is through give and take; relationships will gradually grow closer with each interaction. That's what networking is all about.

……

“You accuse me of abusing my power? I think you're the one who abused your power the most; you're practically selling official positions.”

Seemingly sensing something amiss and considering fleeing, "Legal Department - Green Corpse Cold" retorted to "Personnel Department - Employee," but it was limited to a banter between people of the same rank, and neither of them escalated the issue.

You have the right not to use expired.

People who rigidly adhere to rules and regulations and lack the ability to think flexibly are, to put it kindly, "old-fashioned," or to put it bluntly, "unsociable and stubborn."

How to strike a balance when abusing one's power is a profound skill.

If the impact is minor, the "Lord of Illusion" level can just turn a blind eye; but if the impact is severe, then the trouble will be much bigger.

When getting along with others, one should be mindful of "harmonizing with the world".

"Cao" gave "Caodian·Douqi Huama" as a disposable escape item; "Lushi Han" gave "Lawyer's Letter" which was a custom warning letter stamped with the official seal of "Fictional History Organization" and could be used to raise a big flag; "Yuan" gave 200 "Mythical Great Luo T4·Writer" slots.

The others weren't stingy either; as long as it didn't affect Meng Yi's own path, they gave him just the right amount, making it fairly balanced overall.

(End of this chapter)