Evolution Paradise, are you the disaster?

Chapter 609 Lao Meng Beats Up a "Gag," A New Hidden History Skill

The time calculation algorithm of the "fictional history organization" is very interesting. Here, "morning" is not called "morning", but "the rising sun"; similarly, "evening" is not called "evening", but "the evening of the sun".

Of course, the rather unpleasant and somewhat insulting name mainly represents the verbal resistance of the vast majority of people in the myriad worlds against the "fictional history organization," and it has been passed down over time.

The members of the "fictional history organization," who are all shameless, don't care about this.

To them, it was nothing but the lament of the defeated, a cacophony of whimpering and impotent rage that sounded so pleasant.

……

Even with the help of "Geng" and smooth sailing through all the procedures, Meng Yi and "Geng" were busy from the "rising dawn" to the "evening of the sun" before they could barely complete most of the trivial tasks of taking over.

"I'm exhausted!"

The "Meme Side - Special Attack on Chinese People" manifested as a white-haired, red-eyed female ghost loli who looked old-fashioned, bending over and punching her calves, which were not covered by her Gothic Lolita dress, with her little fists.

Meng Yi's eye twitched slightly. This guy, Geng, really knows what he's doing.

"Senior 'Geg,' where do we go next?"

"The White-Haired, Red-Eyed Female Imp (Side Profile)" straightened her back, her long, white hair tied into twin ponytails that boosted attack speed, a single antenna-like ahoge (cowlick) on her head bobbing up and down. She wagged her finger and said, "I'm definitely going to find 'Lord of Illusion' teacher."

"The personnel appointments and removals at the grassroots level can be decided by that guy in the 'Personnel Department,' but for changes at the 'Thirteen Unofficial Histories Department Leaders' level, we need to find the person in charge of the 'Fictional Unofficial History Organization' on the surface."

Lies are always pleasing to the ear, but the truth is the most hurtful.

"Geng" got along quite well with Meng Yi and thought Meng Yi was worth befriending. Therefore, he didn't make up stories in front of Meng Yi and directly pointed out that "Lord of Illusion" was the apparent leader of "Fictional History Organization".

The subtext is that the real leaders of the "Fictional History Organization" are a group of highly skilled men and women from the "Imprisonment of Falsehoods" department. However, these ruthless individuals do not participate in the management of the "Fictional History Organization" but are only responsible for having fun, causing trouble, and making things difficult for the "Lord of Falsehoods".

"Alright, then I'll go bother Senior 'Lord of Illusion' again."

"Just as the controversy surrounding 'Version T0' was gradually subsiding, my senior colleague suggested that we discuss it together. It's only right and proper that we report back to him."

Meng Yi readily accepted good advice.

The white-haired, red-eyed female ghost that "Geng" had transformed into blinked her ruby-like, beautiful eyes suspiciously, and scrutinized Meng Yi for a long while.

"Brother White Demon, you wouldn't happen to be trying to steal the 'Unofficial History Weightlifting King' title from me, would you?"

It's not impossible!

As is widely known, 99.9999% of the "Paradise Players" group are super monsters who are two-faced, ambitious, fickle, and addicted to backstabbing.

Meng Yi is now in charge of the "Thirteen Unofficial Histories - Execution Department". Perhaps before long, he will hold two positions and also take over the "Thirteen Unofficial Histories - Legal Department".

Oh no! It's 2 against 1, the advantage is his!
"Humph!"

"Genius Female Imp Side View" looked like she was 'I'm so smart,' and pointed at Meng Yi excitedly, saying, "The treacherous minister has already jumped out on his own!"

"Young man, don't be so arrogant. You still have a lot to learn if you try to compete with me for power and profit!"

Spending too much time with "memes" makes it impossible to be serious; they're incredibly infectious and often lead people astray.

Meng Yi knew that "Geng" was just joking around, and he was happy to fool around with "Geng" as long as it didn't affect the serious business.

So Meng Yi sneered, "Heh, if you're not hot-blooded, are you still young?"

"The meme says, times have changed, the new era has no ship to carry you!"

"You think you can do it, but I can't? It's not your place to decide whether someone is loyal or treacherous!"

Meng Yi angrily rubbed the head of "Geng - White-haired Red-eyed Female Imp (Side View)", turning the twin ponytails of "Geng's Side View" into a messy mess, and then pulled out a critical hit-boosting silk and put it on "Geng's" head.

"Waaaaah! The White Demon!!!"

"Geng" flew into a rage, her youthful face, strained by black stockings, was extremely abstract. The little devil lunged at Meng Yi with bared teeth and claws, swinging her small arms and legs with the skill of a turtle's fist.

Relying on his adult form's overwhelming power over the female ghost's form, Meng Yi pressed a finger against "Geng's" forehead, and no matter how much "Geng" struggled, it couldn't touch him at all.

"Weak, too weak."

An extremely jarring provocation rang out, and "Geng's Side View" turned even more crimson with its ruby-like eyes, its blood boiling as it roared, "Damn White Demon! Fortune changes every thirty years, never underestimate a young girl's potential! Do you dare to challenge me?!"

Meng Yi retorted: "Gamblers don't get a house. I suggest you fast forward to 'Respect for the Dead'."

"This is outrageous! This is outrageous!"

"Geng" was burning with rage, and the image of the white-haired, red-eyed female imp transformed into "Phantom Beast Palu Peach Whirl Weasel (Swift Whirl Weasel Variant)," and the entire "Geng's Side" was engulfed in flames, burning from head to toe.

"Go ahead and stir things up! Stir things up! Keep stirring things up! Make the 'Fictional History Organization' fall into chaos, make the 'Myriad Realms' uneasy, and I, 'Geng,' will simply risk my life for you!"

"The Side of the Meme: Peach Whirl Weasel" - Its short claws unleash a powerful punch, creating the image of a super blender.

Meng Yi swiftly grabbed the tail of "Meme Side - Peach Whirl Weasel," replicating the famous scene of the Hulk beating up the weak Loki. In no time, he had physically transformed "Meme Side - Peach Whirl Weasel" into a creature with round eyes. "Old Deng, some things are only three or four ounces long before they're weighed, but once they're on the scale, even a thousand pounds won't be enough to stop them."

"You'd better step down and hand over the reins to a more capable leader. It's our duty to guide the 'Fictional History Organization' towards a bright future!"

Meng Yi was radiant and imposing, with an air of righteous indignation.

Dizzy and disoriented, "Geng" weakly groaned, "Ah!! It's outrageous! It's outrageous! Xiao Deng has attacked me without any sportsmanship!"

"I've shed blood for the 'Fictional History Organization,' I've risked my life for the 'Fictional History Organization,' I want to see Teacher 'Falsehood'! The 'Fictional History Organization' has been robbed! Someone's rebelling!"

What kind of truth are you talking about?

Without saying a word, Meng Yi grabbed "Side of the Meme - Peach Whirl Weasel" by the tail and headed toward "Lord of Illusion"'s office, coldly saying, "Losing is called rebellion, winning is called reform. What do you know?"

……

The farce between the veteran "Unofficial History Weightlifting King" and the "New Generation Unofficial History Weightlifting King" has attracted a bunch of "writers" to watch.

"Write! Write quickly! We've got work to do!"

"Shocking! The 'Mythical Grand Luo' powerhouse cannot conceal his decline; 'Paradise Player - White Demon' is unstoppable!"

"Shocking! Clash of the old and the new! A love triangle! Two department heads from 'Thirteen Unofficial Histories' openly brawl in front of the 'Lord of Illusion's' office, all over the mating rights of the 'Lord of Illusion'!"

"Terrifying! Youth has its weaknesses! Even with all his skills, 'Geng' was no match for Xiao Deng's fists and feet, and was tortured to the ground by the 'Execution Department Head,' stripped of all his strength and abilities. 'Geng' was then locked in the basement as Xing Nu!"

"Thrilling! The era of 'Version T0' has come to an end. The incoming 'Executive Department Head: White Demon' strikes with overwhelming force, displaying unparalleled power. What will become of the 'Fictional Historical Organization' that is now in turmoil?"

The "writers" of the "fictional history organization" will fabricate any nonsense in order to gain attention.

Attention → Performance → Traffic → Monetization → Overnight Riches → Financial Freedom → Promotion, Wealth, and Marriage to a Beautiful and Rich Woman!

"Holy crap! Who wrote this? The 'Lord of Illusion's' mating rights are something else!"

"hiss!"

"Where are they? Where are they? Which bastard did this? You dare do it but not admit it, huh?"

The "writers" from various departments looked horrified, dropped their tools for spreading rumors, and scattered in all directions, wishing they had been born with two more legs.

Compared to one's own life, whether or not one makes money is not important; if one has the life to earn money but not the life to spend it, then there's no need to worry.

"When the city gate catches fire, the fish in the moat suffer; when the wind blows, run for your lives!"

Hermes, a "Twelve Olympian Greek Gods of Contemporary Times, Mythological Great Luo T3, Hermes" who works part-time in the "Fictional History Organization," let out a strange cry and ran away so fast that his hat fell off. He fled from the "15th-Level Test Field, History Headquarters" in a few steps.

"Hermes" explodes with gold coins, which fall to the ground. The "unofficial history" is surprisingly from the article "Sweet! 'Gags' are used to please young people, even resorting to 108 Dongguan-style tricks!"

Spread a rumor and break a leg.

The "writers" of "fictional history organizations" don't care about leadership; when they get ruthless, they don't even spare themselves.

Even so, these masters of exceptional skills would never write "unofficial histories" about big shots who are far beyond their own level. For example, "Lin·Zhen Wuxian: Lord of Illusion" is not within the scope of the compilation.

Why risk your life for a few stinking bucks?
……

A blurry, unnamed, dim shadow appeared next to "Unofficial History Series: The False Right to Mating".

He is an old man in the "Thirteen Unofficial Histories: Mythology Section", and has long been active on the front line of persecuting the "Lord of Delusion".

While he wouldn't join the "Prison of Illusion" composed of "True Infinity or Abyss Omnipotent Ones," he spends his days hiding in the "Mythology Department" and opposing the "Lord of Illusion."

The fact that more than a dozen Paradise Chronicles were not exposed speaks volumes about their value, clearly placing them in the same "True Infinity" tier as "Lord of Illusion".

The "Fictional History Organization," whose ostensible name is "Professional Manager - Lord of Illusion," is unaware of the true extent of its overall strength.

"Hey Hey."

Old Deng chuckled to himself, giving Little Deng, who had called him a 'bastard,' a meaningful look.

"What do you know? You mere upstarts who've only lived a few decades in the Paradise Era, do you think you know as much about unofficial history as an old-timer like me? Absolutely not!"

"The new guy in the 'Execution Department' is right. Times have changed. Now, if you want to get attention, you have to create a sex scandal!"

Old Deng, who wished to remain anonymous, waved his hand and collected the "unofficial histories" dropped by various "writers," which were then instantly distributed through the "Mythology Department - Department Leader: Praise and Biography" channel.

The "Mythology Department" is a gathering place for all sorts of strange and wonderful people, with countless unique skills among its members.

It's just a few fixed salaries; what are those two little Deng Xiaopings, "Chuan" and "Song," up to? They can't control anything about it.

(End of this chapter)