Evolution Paradise, are you the disaster?

Chapter 639 "Xuanyuan Clan": Xiao Meng, do you want a wife? (1230)

Great figures all have their own moral principles, let alone a great figure like "Huangdi Xuanyuan" whose name resounds throughout the heavens.

The test results were acceptable, so He taught him a technique for expanding the "Great Luo Characteristics and Civilization Survival" – "Innovation without forgetting the roots, inheritance without clinging to the old ways".

It is not advisable to remain forever at the peak of one's career; isn't that a form of stagnation and complacency?

Yu the Great, the supreme leader of the "Civilization Struggle - Xia Dynasty," would not allow the "Civilization Struggle - Xia Dynasty" to remain forever in his reign.

The times are always moving forward, and turning back the clock of history is destined to end in a dismal failure.

Moving forward into an "uncertain future," the outcome remains unknown.

Giving up on moving forward and living in the fleeting moments of the "eternal, predetermined past," even if one can create a so-called "ideal state" or "perfect world," it is merely a self-indulgent act confined to a small, self-contained space.

Similarly, neither the First Emperor, the supreme leader of the "Civilization Struggle - Qin," nor other leaders of the "Civilization Struggle" groups would stifle the possibility of the "Civilization Struggle" moving forward for the sake of power.

In this regard, "Civilization and Struggle: Han" has done the best.

The "Pan-Human History Earth-China Plate" formed by the "15th-Level Test Field Earth Series".

Following the Xia dynasty, which established the "family-based system of rule," the most famous dynasty was not the Shang, Zhou, or Qin dynasties, but the Han dynasty.

Yes, you read that right. In the "Civilization Debate: Feudal Monarchy Sub-Venue," the "Open Source Qin" is not as famous as the "Han."

The name of the Han people has a long history, and the prophecy of the world belonging to Liu Bei has been passed down for a long time.

Many latecomers who have not yet reached the level of "the struggle of civilizations" include, for example, "Liu Xuan of the Xuan Han Dynasty (who was crushed by Emperor Guangwu Liu Xiu)," "Liu Bei of the Shu Han Dynasty," "Liu Yuan, the Xiongnu Chanyu of the Zhao Han Dynasty," "Li Xiong of the Cheng Han Dynasty," "Liu Zhiyuan of the Later Han Dynasty," "Liu Chong of the Northern Han Dynasty," and "Liu Yan of the Southern Han Dynasty"...

The influence of "The Struggle for Civilization: Han" is comparable to a centipede that dies but does not fall down.

Even though it was a small-scale debate on the "unspeakable debate on the path of civilization" that ended the "pan-human history of the Chinese region," the "Han people" still constituted the vast majority.

Even though the "Pan-Human History: China Region" extends to countless possibilities, it still cannot shake the status of "Civilization Struggle: Han".

A negative example is the "Confucianism and Taoism" period during the Qianlong era of the Qing Dynasty, which resulted in policies such as "closed-door policy" and "literary inquisition".

One wrong move and the whole game is lost, plunging him into a permanent slump where he can't keep up with the times and becomes a bitter victim of the relentless attacks of powerful figures.

……

"lets change a topic."

The Yellow Emperor, Xuanyuan, waved his hand with a smile, his heart full of warmth: "Young man, how old are you this year?"

How old? Oh...

With his overclocked self-time acceleration, bug exploits in the "Paradise Dungeon," and the vast "Uncertain Future" expansion of the "Myriad Realms: Sea of ​​Time and Space," Meng Yi's age is beyond estimation.

Mental age = ? ? ?, Physical age = ? ? ?

Is there a mistake in asking the age of a monster whose true form is a "worldview spirit"?
That's definitely not how you calculate it.

"Huangdi Xuanyuanshi" clearly refers to the "uncertain future" expansion of "All Heavens and Myriad Realms - Sea of ​​Time and Space".

"Replying to senior, I am not yet 25 years old."

Meng Yi had a vague sense that something was wrong, but he didn't know where this feeling came from.

Therefore, he didn't delve into what "Huangdi Xuanyuan" wanted to do when he asked about his age, and honestly answered the unscrupulous old man's question.

The "Paradise Dungeon" runs independently of the "Myriad Realms - Sea of ​​Time and Space".

His physical age when he entered "Evolution Paradise" was 18 years old. The rest period for "Biohazard Dungeon" and "Demon Slayer Dungeon" was a total of 2 months; the rest period for "Naruto Dungeon", "Dragon Dungeon" and "Type-Moon Dungeon" was a total of 6 months.

The "Pirate Dungeon" and "Tree and Sea Dungeon" have a total rest period of 8 months; the "Mechanic Dungeon" and "A Certain Magical Index Dungeon" have a total rest period of 16 months; and the recently released "Mysterious Dungeon" has a rest period of 16 months.

All things considered, the dungeon rest period lasts a total of 48 months, or 4 years.
10次「副本任务」的乐园停留期总和，10*15/30=5个月。

Meng Yi shamelessly claimed that he could be 22 years old without any problem, and that being under 25 was clearly just a humble and low-key statement about not liking to show off.

In four years and five months, Meng Yi, who rose from the lowest level of garbage collector in the city to a minor figure with a certain status in the myriad worlds, is likely to have a good market for his autobiography, "Three Years of Multiverse, Five Years of Great Luo".

……

"Hahahaha! Not even 25 years old! That's hilarious!"

Yog Sothoth, that scoundrel, burst into laughter, while Jesus, Zeus, and Buddha, the three morally upright contestants, twitched their lips slightly.

The "Shiva" mind form of a person with whom you have a close relationship manifests as a delicate and charming woman.

"Shiva" said in a sweet, high-pitched voice, "Brother White Demon, why don't you just say I just turned 18?"

As she spoke, "Shiva" flicked her fingers into a delicate gesture, her beautiful eyes sparkling, and blew a kiss with a seductive look.

Meng Yi's face darkened, and he roared, "You bastard 'Shiva'! It seems the mythical rumors about you disguising yourself as a woman to seduce 'ascetics' are true!"

"If the upper beam is crooked, the lower beam will be crooked too. No wonder your investment in 'Civilization Struggle - India' has, in modern times, transcended species limitations and even preys on lizards!"

Verbal attacks are too weak; even someone as thick-skinned as Shiva wouldn't be fooled by a friend's joke. Shiva in female form, one hand on her hip, declared confidently, "How could you presume my gender?"

"What if I'm an armed helicopter or a Walmart shopping bag? We, the 'Hindu community,' have our own rules. What do you, a mere virgin, know?!"

Meng Yi's fists clenched so tightly they cracked.

That's awful! That's too scathing! Who are they calling "Little Chu Nan"?!

Meng Yi retorted, "Even the 'Twisted Demon' has fallen. The 'Civilization Struggle America,' recently appointed by the 'American Know-It-All' to deal with the 'Twisted Demon' scandal, has specifically enacted legislation to crack down on those flashy gimmicks. L.G.B.T. is outdated!"

"Tch, gender disputes have always been like this."

Shiva scoffed: "The present is the present, the past is the past. Don't believe me? Ask Zeus. Their Greek group is a complete mess, not much better than our Hindu group."

"What's so strange about Li? It's been like this for so many years! Before asking questions, look for the reasons within yourself. Have you opened up your gender identity? Have you broken free from the limitations of your thinking? Don't just spout nonsense!"

What the hell is this "The Side of the Meme: Steamed Persimmons Are Always Like This" and "The Side of the Meme: Eyebrow Pencil Boy - Gender-Specific Edition"?

"Genius! Genius! What have you done, you bastard!"

Meng Yi gritted his teeth inwardly. How could he possibly reform the "Fictional History Organization" while working with that bastard "Geng"?!

According to unofficial history, only those with both virtue and talent could hold the title of Weightlifting King!
The correct strategy to save the situation is to kick away the "meme" after a while, then sideline the "Lord of Illusion" and let the "Fictional History Organization" become his personal fiefdom!

"Fuck you uncle!"

Before Meng Yi could even angrily berate the troublemaker "Shiva," Zeus, caught in the crossfire of the area-of-effect attack, smirked and said, "Shiva, I think you've eaten too many red beans—you're looking for a death wish."

"Come on! Let's go practice alone and see if your hand skills are as good as your mouth!"

The incredibly agile "Mythical Great Luo T2 Zeus" grabbed the ankle of "Shiva - Limited Edition Female Suit" and dragged "Shiva" outwards.

"Ah! Sarjezan! Who can steal my dog!"

"Zeus, that old scoundrel, is being a scoundrel!!"

"Shiva" shouted in a cheeky manner, but no one paid any attention to this irresponsible and utterly deceitful person.

The wicked need the wicked to torment them; Shiva, having been tortured by Zeus, has finally fallen to his nemesis.

Meng Yi secretly took out a small notebook and began writing "unofficial history".

He set an example by fulfilling his duties as the "Execution Department Leader of the Fictional History Organization, Thirteen Volumes of Fictional History".

It is faintly visible that Meng Yi is writing "Unofficial Histories That Must Be Read Series:"

Shocking! Powerful! Awesome! Domineering! Pictures don't lie!

Zeus knocked Shiva to the ground, stripping him of all his strength and abilities. He then dragged Shiva, disguised as a woman attempting to seduce him, away, determined to drag him into the basement and torture him severely!

……

The "Xuanyuan Clan," "Shennong Clan," and "Cangjie" who came here couldn't help but laugh at the rather amusing little farce.

"This face, no wonder you're a 'Paradise Player,' you know your place."

Shennong gave a thumbs up, praising Meng Yi's shamelessness.

With his shamelessness and thick skin, it's no wonder he can thrive among various factions.

"Sigh, I can't keep up with the trends of young people anymore."

The old man with a white beard, who manifested as "Cangjie", shook his head and sighed, implying: "It is good to be young, energetic, driven, and have ideas. It is good to maintain a full humanity. But it is not good to be a clay or wooden statue with a stern face every day."

"Yes."

Xuanyuan agreed, then winked at Meng Yi before getting straight to the point: "Boy, are you married yet?"

"?"

"!"

Something's not right! Ninety-nine out of a hundred are not right!

Meng Yi became wary and politely declined, saying, "Senior Xuanyuan, with the great enemy still undefeated, I have no way to establish a family. This junior's ambition lies elsewhere."

"No! No!"

The "Xuanyuan Clan," who once created the legendary story of "Consuming Three Thousand Women and Ascending to Heaven in the Daytime," saw through everything and said: "You are talking about a vase that only has beauty but is of no practical help to you. That kind of person is just a superfluous creature hanging on your body and cannot be called a wife, let alone a fellow Daoist."

"Would you like me to introduce you to a few fellow Daoists who can be of great help to you in various aspects?"

"Rest assured, I guarantee with my own reputation that given your karmic connection with the 'Defiant Group' and the 'Masters of Fate,' I wouldn't introduce you to anyone who isn't up to par."

"Young people shouldn't become emotionally detached and devoid of desire. Give it a try. Good things often come to those who wait. Who knows, you might just find someone you click with?"

　December 30th, let's go! Go Peanut, you can do it! Debt repayment progress is 40%!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)