Evolution Paradise, are you the disaster?

Chapter 648 A Glimmer of Hope, the Big Shot Meng Yi

Chapter 648 A Glimmer of Hope, The Great Man - Meng Yi

According to incomplete historical records from the "Fictional History Organization - History Department," one of the two parties involved in the "Historical Anecdote - King Wen Pulling the Cart for Eight Hundred Steps" was actually a man with kidney deficiency.

King Wen of Zhou was panting heavily for the first 400 steps and exhausted after the last 400, which led to the formation of the Eastern and Western Zhou dynasties, which lasted for eight hundred years. The later Zhou dynasty became increasingly inhuman.

Things are different today. King Wen of Zhou, carefree and full of energy, is much more confident than Jiang Ziya, whose future is bleak.

"How could an old man tremble?!"

"Jiang Ziya" regained his composure and resolutely refused to admit that he had been a little bit cowardly just now. If he were to use hand gestures, he would be able to break down the defenses of the Great Han Ming Kingdom with his fingertips.

"That's good! That's good!"

King Wen of Zhou seemed to breathe a sigh of relief; he still needed Jiang Ziya to take the blame.

Today, "Jiang Ziya" has no choice but to get on this black car, whether he wants to or not!

What goes around comes around. The "Civilization of Zhou" protected "Jiang Ziya" for so long, raising an army for a thousand days to use it for one day, which was beyond "Jiang Ziya's" personal will.

"King Wen, your affairs aren't easy either. Have you read that piece of unofficial history from the 'Fictional History Organization - History Department'?"

With a flick of his sleeve, Jiang Ziya was truly infuriated by his old friend's carefree attitude.

Before King Wen of Zhou could answer, Jiang Ziya recited a poem with a melodious tone and rich emotion:

Shang Yang knew the strength of a horse, Bi Gan saw the heart of a man; Zitui relied on the mountain to its end, Wang Bo flowed into the sea.

Qu Yuan floated on the green waters, Boyi examined the ripe fruit; Gao Xu knew the roasted meat in the jar, Xie Jin understood the cold of the sky.

Li Yuan had no eldest son, and Shimin had no elder brother; Han Fei was a strong drinker, and Yuan Rang was blinded by alcohol.

Sun Bin walked sideways, Ji Chang was a filial son; Yang Ren had clear eyesight, Van Gogh had sharp ears.

Sima Qian cut off his own body, Jesus nailed the universe to the ground; Lao She leaped across the vast sea, Kobe Bryant soared through the high sky.

Hell! Absolutely hell! Even Satan would have to offer him a cigarette, and the Emperor of Fengdu would have to abdicate in his honor.

King Wen of Zhou could no longer laugh. It goes without saying who Ji Chang was in the unofficial history of hell, "The Filial Son of Ji Chang and the Mature Study of Boyi".

"Grandpa, you still won't suffer even the slightest loss."

King Wen of Zhou, who needed a favor, didn't continue arguing with Jiang Ziya. Instead, he took the initiative to become the coachman, gritting his teeth and saying, "You'd better hold on tight this time, make sure you make 800 steps!"

There are many things that make it unacceptable for individuals who identify as male, but the most unacceptable is undoubtedly "kidney deficiency," especially for those in positions of power.

"Who knows how badly 'Investiture of the Gods' will be modified?"

As he boarded the black car, the composed "Jiang Ziya" had his eyes half-open, and no one knew what he was thinking at that moment.

……

On the other hand, compared to the many challengers, King Zhou of Shang, Di Xin, who was sitting on the throne planning matters related to the sacrificial rites in the "Chaoge City, the capital of the Shang Dynasty" which had developed to its zenith and was extremely prosperous, was not in a good mood at this time.

“You damn meme, you deserve to die!”

King Zhou's eyes flickered with uncertainty as his gaze remained fixed on the lowly historian, Geng, huddled in a corner of the hall.

Even if He was mentally deficient back then, He wouldn't have written obscene poems and erotic lyrics at the Nuwa Temple.

Otherwise, wouldn't "Grand Tutor Wen" have beaten him until his skin was torn and bleeding?

"The Struggle of Civilization: Commerce" - How could any monarch throughout history spare him?

Geng, a disciple of the "Lord of Illusion," had some friction with the "Supreme Nuwa" before she had fully matured. In her early years, Geng took advantage of the convenience of the "fictional history organization" and caused the "Supreme Nuwa" a lot of trouble.

"The Unofficial History of the Investiture of the Gods: A Few Things About the Nuwa Temple, an Impromptu Work by the Last Emperor Di Xin" is a work by "Geng".

Based solely on a single unofficial historical account of the "Investiture of the Gods," the "meme" successfully framed "King Zhou of Shang, Di Xin," and even dragged down the "Conflict of Civilization and Taoism."

"Hey~"

Wearing this simple and elegant historian's attire, the "joke" who knew he was in the wrong didn't continue to cause trouble.

"Geng" suggested, "Human King, why don't you write something else yourself this time? Let's see if we can get away with it."

Fooling them? Fooling ghosts, huh?
There's no need to continue writing lewd poems and erotic lyrics. One of the three "Era Rulers" in the 38th Paradise Era is "Empress Nuwa," and "Empress Nuwa" is the administrator of the beginner village.

The "Local End-Theory Project Team" where their mythical aggregates reside is the "Tier 15 End-Theory Test Ground" associated with the "Evolution Paradise Beginner Village Dungeon". Causing trouble here is tantamount to provoking "Nuwa Supreme" right under her nose.

"Hmph! My respect for Her Majesty 'Empress Nuwa' is as..."

"Di Xin" speaks eloquently and his flattery skills are unparalleled. He uses all sorts of gorgeous words and phrases, which shows that he has put in a lot of effort at home.

Don’t seek merit but seek no fault.

It's too late to mend the fence after the sheep are lost, but we can't keep courting disaster.

The general trend cannot be changed, but minor details can be altered.

Maintaining the F6 group in the "Central Area of ​​the Paradise of Gods and Buddhas" is the general trend, and Meng Yi's proposal to restart the "Investiture of the Gods" is the general trend;

The common will of the "All-Heavens Forces," "Civilization Conflict," and "Retail Investors and Impoverished Investors" groups who joined the "Local End Theory Project Team" is the general trend;
The idea of ​​the "Lord of the System," "Lord of Illusion," and "Lord of the Nihilistic Faction," who sent out threatening invitations, to keep the "Local End Theory Project Team" going is the prevailing trend; the attitude of the "Era Ruler - Nuwa Supreme" is also the prevailing trend!
Following the logic of his previous "side view of the gag, the groin-like statement," Emperor Xin sighed softly, "The lowly soldiers only need to fight and kill on the front lines, while I, the human king, have to consider many things." With the overwhelming force crushing them, they, the "Civilized Path of Conflict - Commerce," had no right to say 'no' and could only work on the details.

The "Civilized Struggle" group is very strong, and as one of the long-established "Civilized Struggle" groups, the "Civilized Struggle Business" group, with its intricate network of relationships, should not be underestimated.

Unfortunately, a thin arm can't twist a thigh.

Compared to the massive cohesive force of the "Local End Theory Project Group," their "Civilization Conflict and Commerce" is nothing special, no matter how strong they are.

Dare to obstruct the tide? Don't want to participate in the "Re-establishment of the Gods Plan"?
Trying it would lead to certain death; even the phrase "like a mantis trying to stop a chariot" doesn't fully capture the gap.

We absolutely cannot repeat the same mistakes; to make the same mistake again after already having it once would be a sign of mental instability.

Big people have their own ideas, and ordinary people have their own considerations. The proactive self-help efforts of "Civilized Path of Commerce" are in line with human nature.

"Setting off for the Nuwa Temple."

"My reverence for Her Majesty 'Empress Nuwa' is as clear as heaven and earth, as bright as the sun and moon, yet even this cannot express even a fraction of my feelings. Only by personally writing down a few classic texts to be passed down through generations can I humbly express the respect of the Shang Dynasty for Her Majesty 'Empress Nuwa'."

After speaking, "Di Xin" looked at "Geng Zhi Bian Tui," who was playing the role of a guest historian.

"Guards! Drag this madman who dares to slander Her Majesty 'Empress Nuwa' away and execute him at noon in Chaoge City by dismemberment, heart-ripping, and slow slicing!"

When in doubt, kill your teammates; sacrificing the troublemaker "meme" is always the right move.

"The side of the meme" - so be it if it dies.

Rumor has it that the newly appointed "Chief Writer Bai" of the "Fictional History Organization - Executive Department" has recently killed several "side stories of memes".

"A tyrannical ruler! A tyrannical ruler! A cruel and immoral ruler!"

The dramatic "Geng" cursed "Di Xin" for being an old bastard who lacked martial ethics and tricked and ambushed him, the weak, pitiful, and helpless little Deng.

"Shut up! Yi San... cough, drag him out and hack him to death! Chop him into mincemeat!"

Emperor Xin knew when to stop; he never uttered the words "exterminate three clans," lest the "Lord of Illusions" be watching from above.

Just because the "Nuwa Supreme" of the "True Infinite" tier is untouchable doesn't mean the "Lord of Illusion" of the "Approaching True Infinite" tier is. None of them are easy to deal with.

……

The "meme" has appeared, and the "meme's" scenes have wrapped up.

Having vented his anger by eliminating "Geng Zhi Bian", "Di Xin" went to "Nuwa Temple" and wrote a lengthy eulogy on the scale of "infinite numbers", which exceeded the limits of the definition of numbers.

Only after employing the method of "the stage of Daoist struggle" to compress even more praise onto the walls did "Emperor Xin" leave the "Nuwa Temple" with lingering reluctance.

No sooner had "Emperor Xin" departed than the chapters personally written by the human king turned to ashes and vanished.

Having ascended to the "True Infinity" realm, "Empress Nuwa" didn't dwell on trivial old matters; a sincere attitude was enough.

"Daji, what should we do? Why aren't they playing by the rules!"

The three members of the "All Heavens Forces - Demon Clan Society" in the "Xuanyuan Ancient Tomb" area looked at each other in bewilderment. They were known as the Nine-Tailed Fox Spirit, the Jade Pipa Spirit, and the Nine-Headed Pheasant Spirit during the "Investiture of the Gods" incident.

The nine-tailed fox comes from the "Qingqiu Mountain lineage of the demon clan". The fox spirits of "Qingqiu Mountain" are undoubtedly pure and have close ties with many powerful figures.

Therefore, the number one leader of the three demon groups of Xuanyuan Tomb is undoubtedly the nine-tailed fox.

"How to do?"

"Daji" smiled and said, "My husband said it's just a matter of going through the motions."

"Believe it or not, even if you two were dancing in Chaoge, Emperor Xin might still praise you as exotic beauties who sway to the highest degree."

"Rebooting the Investiture of the Gods" is an inevitable trend, while "Nuwa Temple" and "The Three Demons of Xuanyuan Tomb" are minor details.

We must leave some way out for those struggling at the bottom of society; there's no need to overreact.

"You and your partner are still the most outstanding!"

The Jade Pipa Spirit and the Nine-Headed Pheasant Spirit praised their eldest sister for her thoughtfulness. After all, saying nice things doesn't cost money. When interacting with peers or even those at higher levels, never put on airs.

"No no no!"

The stunningly beautiful Daji shook her head, raised her hand and pointed to the heavens, saying cryptically, "It's not that I've considered everything carefully; it's that the great figure who proposed restarting the 'Investiture of the Gods' has taken it all in."

"That important person left us a way out. Many minor details that don't affect the overall situation were cut or reduced. Just keep an eye on the limits and don't cross the line."

"?"

"!"

The Jade Pipa Spirit and the Nine-Headed Pheasant Spirit dared not say much, and even the Nine-Tailed Fox Daji had to be referred to as a "big shot," clearly indicating that it was outside the scope of their discussion.

Even disregarding the title of "Local Three Pure Ones," Meng Yi, who is in charge of the "Execution Department of the Fictional History Organization of All Heavens," deserves the title of "big shot" in the mouths of the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb.

(End of this chapter)

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