The Spirit World

Chapter 363 Storyteller [The Path to Immortality is Open and Open]

My name is Li Goudan.

I am Pineapple Pineapple Mountain...

Well, I’m not from Pineapple Pineapple Mountain.

Pineapple Pineapple Mountain is not called Pineapple Pineapple Mountain.

Its original name was Prajnaparamita Mountain.

Tragically,

My real name.

His real name is Li Goudan.

Don't laugh, I told you to stop laughing!

Oh no! I don’t want to do that either! (scratching his head)
"Goudan, give me a back pat."

"Oh!"

I also have a master.

My master's name is...

"Master, what is your real name?"

"Huh? Bring me some wine!"

"Ok!"

It is the apprentice's job to help the master get wine and massage his back.

"Master! Your real name..."

"Huh? Bring me another cup of tea!"

"okay!"

My master is very strange. He always drinks wine before tea.

She said that at first she didn't know the taste of tea, but now wine tastes as bitter as tea.

Anyway, I have never drunk anything, neither tea nor alcohol.

I watched the master pick up the teacup with her left hand and take a sip of tea, and pick up the wine bottle with her right hand and take a sip of wine. I felt it was strange and could only gently hit her back with my little fists.

Be gentle. If the hammer hurts you, the master will scold you. My hands are still strong and I can still control the strength quite well. Of course, this is all due to the scolding.

None of this matters.

The important thing is that my master will teach me a very powerful way to use spiritual power.

That is [Starfall]

A kind of... uh... I actually don’t quite understand it, and I haven’t learned it yet.

That is, the spiritual power that does not belong to this spiritual world at all.

As for why it is still called spiritual power.

This is because spiritual power is just a synonym for a type of energy. The same goes for the power of falling stars. It is just a synonym for "spiritual power" that is different from the actual original power.

"Master...your real name...I'm asking you a question~" I spoke in a very soft voice. The master should have heard me, but she would not answer me, probably because she didn't want to answer.

"Why do you want to know my real name?! Hammer on the right shoulder!"

"Okay..." I took my hand from his left shoulder and gently hammered his right shoulder.

"Master... I'm calling you this for everyone's convenience... How can I continue writing if I'm just calling you Master..." I said softly, and the Master became more excited and turned around from the chair to look at me.

"You're not... still writing that crappy travelogue, are you?"

"Oh! Master! Don't look down on your little apprentice like this! At least, if I become famous down the mountain... you will also be a good teacher and a good apprentice..." I pointed in the direction of the door. Our small shabby house was facing the mountain, where there was always curling smoke and the smell of rice.

"Oh, stop writing... Everyone at the entrance of the village knows about your little troubles... You said you had no reason to mess with that cactus, it's really hard for me to deal with it, don't write, don't write. Aren't you free and easy here?"

Some of the people mentioned by the master.

For example, there are Zhang San, Li Si and the cactus at the entrance of the village. Their original names are not these, but the master calls them that.

The three of them are all lively and naughty old men, only my master is a big beauty who is as beautiful as Pineapple Mountain.

Zhang San. Originally named Zhang Sanfeng, he was an expert in making divination seals. In addition to this, he also had a precious magic spell passed down from his ancestors, the alchemy technique.

You see, if the hexagram seal and the alchemy technique are separated, they are things that everyone yearns for. But when they are combined in one person, it is very outrageous. The fortune teller is supposed to calculate the secrets of heaven, the weather, and manage farming affairs. If he leaks the secrets, he will be punished, so he still cherishes his life. The alchemy technique, as the name suggests, is the technique of turning stone into gold. There is all kinds of wealth in the world, but this will not work for one person. For one who cherishes his life, money is of no use to him. Therefore, when he is worried and entangled, there are also many interesting things.

Li Si, Li Sifang, travels all over the country, and is a living god who can communicate with mountains, rivers, and plants. In a sense, he is more powerful than my master. He is very protective of plants and even rocks. He sometimes doesn't like Zhang San, especially when Zhang Sanfeng wants to eat. He gets angry when Zhang Sanfeng turns stones into gold, so they are inseparable enemies.

There is also a cactus called the needle cactus.

As the name suggests, it means needle and immortal.

He is a little old man who has achieved enlightenment and become an immortal. He is usually very amiable, but when he gets angry, his whole body will swell up and be covered with super long silver needles, just like a cactus. These silver needles are extremely poisonous. Once I hit his cat, and he got angry and turned into a ball and flew in the air to chase me, then stabbed me. I almost became fat like a ball and my whole body was swollen. If it weren't for the powerful master, I would have almost died at the hands of this guy.

He is usually gentle, but when he is angry, he is like a man with gunpowder on his body, which scares people half to death.

And my master is one of the most powerful among the 108 immortals in Prajnaparamita Mountain, and he also has one of the most violent tempers.

If you say that the Needle Immortal eats gunpowder when he is angry, then my master eats gunpowder every day and may explode at any time and anywhere.

But my master is beautiful!

When a beautiful woman gets angry, it is not something that can be easily forgiven!
When the four of them were playing mahjong together, my master raised her hand, and slammed her white hand on the table with a bang. She reported the cards angrily, pushed them forward, and threw the mahjong tiles out. The tiles bounced all over the table, and my master took a puff of water pipe at the right moment. Her white neck was raised, her mouth opened, and her red lips were rosy, giving a unique sense of beauty.

Honestly speaking, as a young man and a virgin, it would be abnormal for me not to have fantasies about a beauty like my Master!

unusual!
This is really abnormal!

But I just kept it in my heart. Although my master is beautiful and hot-tempered, she is not a bad person at heart. This woman is really charming. People can't help but follow her and run around.

Once, we were practicing on the top of Prajna Prajna Mountain. She asked me to find the first drop of dew formed on Prajna Prajna Mountain in the morning and drink it. I said, "Oh my God! How can I find it?"

I don't think this is realistic.

Let alone the first drop of dew, I might not even be able to find any single drop of dew.

Because! It was a snowy day!

It's snowing! Run to the top of the mountain! Let your apprentice find dew!

Crazy Master.

It’s so crazy!
Another time, I was asked to catch a "chestnut spirit", which was a spirit from the chestnut tree on Mount Prajna. They wanted me to catch it.

But this chestnut can fly!
Has a pair of small wings.

How could I catch it? Once it flew high, I could only watch.

This stinky master said you are so stupid, why don’t you grow a pair of wings?
I was so angry that I jumped up and down on the chestnut tree, and accidentally fell on my butt. I said I almost died on the spot. The master, on the other hand, just laughed and watched me make a fool of myself.

What a despicable thing.

This crumb master.

There is also the name Li Goudan.

I am an orphan picked up by my master. I have no father or mother. You can say that my master is half of my parents. I did not come to Prajna Prajna Mountain when I was very young. I only came to Prajna Prajna Mountain since I can remember. At that time, I remember that a man brought me here, and then... I don’t remember anything else.

The master is an immortal, so he has never aged. She was like this at the time, looking at the dog beside her wagging its tail and looking at her with tears in its eyes, and she gave me a name.

Li Goudan.

Okay, that’s enough.

I still didn't tell you my master's name.

My master.

Name is...

"You want to know my name so much, you don't want to carve it on some villain to stab me, do you?" The master seemed to be looking at me warily.

"How is this possible!" I looked up at the dog at the door in surprise. Someone must be coming.

"How is that impossible?! I defeated those three old guys yesterday, and they colluded with you to harm me! You must have received some benefits!"

You see, this master is not only so despicable, but also has some paranoia, always thinking that her apprentice will collude with others to harm her.

Really. Not to mention that this is impossible, even if you offer me a benefit, I wouldn't dare to accept it...

In the entire Prajna Prajna Mountain, I basically only know my master and those three "old men". As for the other immortals, I only know them, have met them before, and then see them again.

"I heard that Zhang San has a kind of talisman. As long as the name is affixed to it, that person will obey the words of the person who casts the talisman... You don't want to use this thing to control my body and do something to me, do you?" Master Xie, no, the master held the tea in one hand and the wine in the other, crossed her arms, as if I really took advantage of her, with a look of horror on her face.

What a despicable thing.

But I like it.

"You're already so old... You've had thoughts about women for a long time, right? With such a beautiful woman like me by your side, you definitely won't be able to control yourself! Fortunately, we sleep in separate rooms, otherwise, who knows if you would get up in the middle of the night and do something shameful to me?" Master Xie seemed to be even more excited... She didn't listen to me at all. She covered her arms with her clothes, which made me almost sweat all over.

How dare I say what I just said? I was sincere to my master and never had any improper thoughts. I even hoped that my master would help me...

I didn't hear a word.

I don’t know if she heard it or not.

As long as she doesn't say it, I'll assume she didn't hear it.

Such a despicable master has been with me for twelve years.

Now is the twelfth year.

That was when I had almost finished my studies.

"Master, please don't be so careless...someone is coming..." I looked at the person standing outside the door.

It's a cactus.

"Cactus! Why didn't you say hello when you came? Is your pigeon dead? Can't you use carrier pigeons to deliver messages?" My useless master stood up from the armchair, his white robe fluttering, and with a flick of his arm, a cup of tea and a cup of wine were thrown onto the table, sitting upright without a drop leaking.

"Don't mention it! I can't find my pigeons..."

"All your pigeons will miss you! I've never seen you fall behind when you were playing cards." The master's tongue was one of the most venomous. If he hadn't eaten gunpowder, it would be impossible for him to make the Needle Immortal feel embarrassed as soon as he opened his mouth.

Although the Needle Immortal is a little old man with white hair, he is actually very handsome. If you say he has a funny moustache, he has trimmed it carefully. If you say he is exquisite, he wears a long and straight suit when he comes to the master.

"Don't mention it, now is not the time to talk about this! A big shot has come to Prajna Prajna Mountain! I'm here to inform you! Be prepared in advance." The Needle Immortal would have been angry at first, because the master especially liked to see his fat look, and this time, it seemed that things were really urgent.

"Who? Who will come to Prajnaparamita Mountain? For such a big honor?" The master also became serious. I stood beside her and listened to her every word very carefully.

"Lin Zhen is coming..."

"Demon...ah?" The master seemed very surprised.

Some looked at me in disbelief.

How would I know who this Lin Zhen is! What's the point of looking at me! Really.

The master looked at me, but her hands were tidying up her clothes, making her already white and snow-like clothes even more tidy.

It seems like she really cherishes it. Contrary to her usual behavior, my goodness, she tied her hair into a ponytail. Who is that Lin Zhen?
"The monster coming here... really scared me..." The master fixed the collar and the sleeves of the long coat.

Monster? Lin Zhen...

Is it a monster?
Oh my god?

We are in a fairy mountain here! The Prajna Prajna Mountain is a fairy mountain... If a monster comes here! God knows where the face of these 108 gods will be...

"Yes……"

Hmm? I looked at the Needle Immortal in confusion. He seemed very unhappy...

The Needle Immortal continued, "Our Seventh Team is really not up to par, but we still decided to send you to attend this meeting."

Hmm? Meeting? I've never seen anything like this.

What kind of meeting? Do you need a master like me to attend? Aren't you afraid that he will kill everyone who attends the meeting?
"Okay, I understand..." The master glanced at me. I looked at her respectfully, then slowly became puzzled and tilted my head.

Huh? Why are you looking at me again?
"Cactus! Can you take care of the cub?" The master almost scared the Needle Immortal with his words.

I don't know why he was scared, but he seemed a little angry.

"Oh my! It's already this hour, and you're still kidding! Merlin is here too! If you can take your disciple with you, he will be struck by lightning and killed to death, right?"

Hello! What's wrong with me?

Hey! How did I offend you? You stinky cactus!

What do you mean if you take me there I will be struck by lightning?

Damn cactus, I’ll tear up that talisman for you later!

"I think so too, hahahaha." The master walked out the door in white clothes. His hearty laughter was really unpleasant.

"Take good care of the house! I'll be back soon!"

After leaving these words, the master disappeared into the clouds with the Needle Immortal.

To be honest, I felt a little sorry for not asking the master's name, but there was nothing I could do about it. It just happened that someone came when I was about to ask.

However, this Master Xie just remained stubborn and refused to let me know her real name.

You were about to tell me.

I have another talisman there, which I may want to keep.

Hey! Don't let your imagination run wild! I'm a serious person and I would never use it on my master.

Although I received the benefit, my master would definitely not fall for it, so this talisman would definitely not work on her. I think... one day in the future, I will use this talisman to deal with the bad guys. I naturally won't need to use the talisman for the bad guys I can defeat, but for the bad guys I can't defeat, I will let them see what it feels like to have their body controlled.

Hey! I'm not a pervert!
I'm not a pervert!
Please listen to me!
Don't leave! Listen to me!

My master!

She went to the meeting! You guys really want to hear it! Why did the monster come to the fairy mountain? Isn't that courting death?

And this Merlin that the Needle Immortal mentioned...who is he?

To know what happens next, please listen to the next episode!
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Hey! Stop it! I just drank some water and said it right away!

Good! Finished!
Last time I said...

You can understand that I am trying to make the whole story flow more smoothly, because with the appearance of new characters, I need to consider more.

By the way, lust begins from here.

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(End of this chapter)