The Spirit World
Chapter 665: Eating Sheep
Chapter 665: Eating Sheep~
My name is Chang Yufeng, but I am not Chang Yufeng. Now I am a timid "fat pig".
I am not discriminating against any fat person, I am actually a fat person now. I won't describe my own appearance, it's really hard to say, but I always feel that all fat people in the world should look similar, but I am not that fat, just a little fat. But there is no way to say that I am strong.
Fat is fat.
"Damn it! Why is this happening! You damn sheep! What on earth are you trying to do?!"
Xunhuangying wailed and ran in the forest with his tiny short legs. He looked miserable, and the white wool on his body turned into thick mucus.
“Ah ...
Xunhuangying's screams wailed throughout the forest.
Yes, he is miserable now.
including me.
It is really troublesome for me to run with my fat body, so I gritted my teeth and ran very fast. Now, you can call me a flexible fat man!
"Help me!!"
I howled loudly.
Wow, I feel my muscles are jumping around, and the fat on my belly is making a very cute sound of buang~buang~buang~.
Well, only a cute fat guy like me can use the word cute to describe the fat on my body.
"Damn sheep! Just wait! Wow—"
I just heard Xun Huangying running very fast behind me. He was roaring and his face was completely unrecognizable. He no longer had the image of a cute sheep. It was as if there were several extremely fast lines on his body that were pulling the wind.
"There's nothing I can do. Just bear with it!" I shouted loudly. I found that when I gained weight, my voice seemed to be a little different. It might be because the vocal cords in my throat were pressed by the fat.
I don’t know if obesity will affect my lifespan. What if others can tell at a glance that I’m a short-lived person? That would be unacceptable…
"what--"
Xun Huangying let out another wailing cry.
The wind rolls over me...
When I thought about how miserable Xun Huangying was, I couldn't help but laugh out of embarrassment.
[This is what happened]
Ten minutes ago, Chang Yufeng and Xun Huangying were still discussing what identity they should use to show themselves to the public. After much deliberation, they decided to show themselves to the public in an appearance that people would be willing to accept and that would give people a good impression.
This person should be easy to detect and not be too conspicuous right from the start.
It's also easy to get close to others.
It is also necessary to easily gain the trust of others. Although trust varies from person to person, at least they will not be too averse to speaking out.
You also need to be able to give others a little bit of goodwill and liven up the atmosphere. Don't be a taciturn person, otherwise if you suddenly talk a lot, it will easily arouse other people's suspicion. When they ask you questions, you should be natural, as if you are saying this sentence casually and you will be answered before they react.
You also need to make light movements to hide your body. This is not a big deal. When the time comes to hide, just hide in the Void Box and even gods will not be able to find you.
I chose a person, a red-haired man from Kraft's seventh team. His name was Ramos, and his original name was Xilimo Zhuyue.
He is the closest Giorgos to me.
He is a member of the Flying Eagle Team and patrols near the forest of Wenti County. Chang Yufeng needs to find him and get his "help".
"Do you want to accompany me? I will show myself like this." Chang Yufeng covered his appearance and smiled beside Xun Huangying. Perhaps he found it funny too, so he smiled so happily.
"What? Why don't you go by yourself... and you still want..." Xun Huangying wanted to refuse, but when he saw Chang Yufeng's belly with his clothes torn open while lying on the table, his jaw seemed to be dislocated and he couldn't retract it at all.
"What do you look like? Can't you act a little more handsome? You're like this..." Xun Huangying jumped up and wanted to jump onto Chang Yufeng, but was bounced away by Chang Yufeng's big belly. He was bounced onto the table in a daze and rolled over on the table with a scream.
"Pfft...hahahaha..." The ice elf laughed loudly. She saw Chang Yufeng's complete appearance. The shadow of Xunhuang, who was bounced by her belly, tickled her funny bone. She covered her belly with her hands and laughed, her calves shaking constantly.
"What...style is this?" Xun Huangying climbed up from the table, put his hands on his hips, and walked closer to Chang Yufeng.
The small belly couldn't even hold up the sweatshirt, and there was a short sword inserted at the waist, and the baggy pants made it look like a piece of clothing under the legs. In order to accommodate obesity, the clothes must also be loose...
And that blue hair... and the fat head and big ears that don't fit in... How can this be... the hairstyle a normal person should have?
"Please... we're not going to scare anyone to death... can't you be more beautiful?" Xun Huangying pinched the fat on Chang Yufeng's belly, his eyes shining.
"Ah? But I feel that fat people are basically like this... It's not that scary..." Chang Yufeng walked, and the fat all over his body was shaking.
"It's pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, not becoming a pig to eat the tiger!" Xun Huangying slapped himself on the forehead.
"Then I'd better be thinner... I also think it's quite disrespectful to fat people..." Chang Yufeng complained. He tightened his belt and became much thinner. His fat stopped shaking.
“This…” Xun Huangying was shocked by Chang Yufeng’s transformation, and for a moment he didn’t know what to do: “It’s almost the same…”
"Yeah, this is much better... a little better than just now." The ice elf danced around Chang Yufeng, flying around him, affirming the changes this time.
"Are you feeling better?" Chang Yufeng turned around like a woman, which exposed all the fat on his body.
It made Xunhuangying and Ice Elf lose their teeth.
"Okay... uh, a little bit..." The ice elf laughed and really couldn't praise him.
"Don't turn around, I really can't stand it anymore." Xun Huangying punched Chang Yufeng: "Why are you forcing me?!"
"I knew that you, Xunhuangying, are a serious discriminatory person! What's wrong with being a little fat? Can you live?" "Oh my god... I don't have any problem with fat people, as long as they don't turn around in front of me." Xunhuangying punched Chang Yufeng's belly again.
"My setting is to be optimistic and cheerful. I think it's normal to go around in circles like this..." Chang Yufeng hesitated for a moment and then returned to normal.
"Then you are abnormal!" Xun Huangying shouted loudly.
"Okay, let me ask you, do you want to go play with me? You are well-informed and you can use the Shadowless Fire. You can be a radar know-it-all for me. How about that?"
Chang Yufeng stood up and stretched slowly.
He was no longer the elegant young man, but a fat boy with a fat head and big ears. This new identity in the human world was a test for him, and also a test for anyone he was going to look for next.
For example, the next fifty-four Georgos may have come into contact with the "culprit" who wants to destroy the world silently.
Chang Yufeng must find the culprit and stop him.
Logically speaking, this kind of person is a big villain, but he is too low-key, so everyone can only watch the world being destroyed.
It's only 2015 now, and we can't trace back too far, so we can only come up with this last resort, just treat it as a test...
Well, it was a very torturous test.
But he had to do it. There was no reason, just because he had the ability to stop it. He said it like a lone hero, but in fact, even if the world was destroyed, he could just squat in the Void Box and wait for the next reincarnation to begin...
He knew that he was not a hero, but if he wanted to escape this cycle, he had to complete the sublimation of his divinity.
"What if Lan Luo wants to go too?" Xun Huangying frowned and glanced at Lan Luo who had been standing next to him.
"She is too strong. As soon as she appears, my identity will be exposed immediately. Wait until I need her help and then come to help me." Chang Yufeng took out the short dagger from his trouser pocket.
"Okay, Lanluo?"
"Okay, King." Lan Luo stood quietly in the colorful cotton and answered obediently.
"Lan Luo has seven personalities, but how come there is only one left for you?" Xun Huangying stared at Lan Luo and climbed onto Chang Yufeng's shoulder in confusion. It seemed that he was preparing to go on a long journey with Chang Yufeng.
"Because I'm good to Lan Luo... You have a sharp tongue, look down on everyone, and act so high and mighty. Who would like you?"
Chang Yufeng tied his loose trousers with a belt made of rope.
"As agreed, I'm the radar... and you're the detective. I won't use my full strength..."
Xun Huangying leaned against Chang Yufeng's ear and did not answer the words about Lan Luo.
"How can you not do your best? At least you have to tell me about all the suspicious people within a few hundred miles around me... If they have any contact, I will be in trouble, right?"
Chang Yufeng patted his belly.
"Well... to be honest, I hate fat people so much..."
Xun Huangying was about to say something, but Chang Yufeng was shaking his shoulders vigorously because he was now a fat man.
"Hurry up and apologize to all the fat people in the world! You arrogant guy!" Chang Yufeng shook his shoulders, and the ice elf beside him started laughing again.
"By the way..." Chang Yufeng glanced at the ice elf and suddenly realized something: "Do you want to go and play?"
"Me? Forget it... I won't go, it's so nice here... carefree... and I have sister Lanluo to accompany me..." The ice elf flew towards Lanluo and hugged Lanluo.
Lan Luo looked at her and stayed in the cotton wool doing nothing.
"OK then……"
Chang Yufeng straightened his fat body.
"Let's go... Ramos should be on patrol, let's go to his place."
"Then what?"
then……
This is what is happening now.
"Help!" Chang Yufeng shouted loudly: "The human-faced demon spider is killing people!"
"Kill the sheep--" Xun Huangying ran very fast, his short legs clattering on the ground, and he ran as fast as a horse.
"The human-faced demon spider is killing people~"
Chang Yufeng looked around as he ran. This monster that was classified as level 40 was really nothing to be afraid of...
To a god, it should be a rather ugly little animal.
But not for sheep...
Behind Xun Huangying, the human-faced demon spider had a huge spider-like body. On top of its six eyes, there was a big mouth with an open tongue, spitting out tongue and saliva.
He stretched out his hand, and licked Xunhuangying's ass.
Xun Huangying shuddered and ran even faster...
"Help! Eat the sheep!"
Your acting is so bad... Shit...
(End of this chapter)
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