The Spirit World

Chapter 773: Cultivating Immortality is Not as Good as Playing Mahjong

"Goudan--" Master's master happily pushed open the mountain gate. Following the stone steps on the mountain, one could reach Master's master's master's room. It was a small and exquisite room with almost no other objects, because the entire Prajna Prajna Mountain belonged to Master's master's master.

"You will never imagine who I met!" Master's master held up his fairy dress, which was as white as a flower, with both hands and walked forward quickly. The fairy dress fluttered in the wind, making Master's master look very proud.

"Master, you were able to come back alive, which means that you easily solved the disaster?"

Li Goudan poked his head out of the small house on the top of the mountain and said with some emotion: "Ah... Master is really blessed... He was able to escape this disaster..."

Master knew that Master’s Master had a very difficult calamity to overcome.

In other words, given my master's master's master's carefree and impetuous personality, it would be a blessing for him to stay at home and nothing happen.

"What are you talking about... stinky dog... come and pick me up... I finally fulfilled a big wish today~"

Master's father's father can be called grandmaster, but Master said that Master's father's father likes the title of Master very much.

Because it sounds like raising a baby. In the immortal world, there are also marriages. It is too weird to just recognize a godmother. Only calling him master is closer. No, it should be more secure.

The master's father is a man named Li Goudan, and the master's father's father is called...what was it...

In fact, no one knows the master's name, but the master is too rule-abiding. In Prajna Prajna Mountain, there are simply not so many rules.

For example, Master Father is the son of Master Father’s Master Father, and Lin’er is the son of Master Father.

If Lin'er also raises a cub, then that cub needs to call his master's master as his master's master's master's master.

This is the only rule of Prajnaparamita Mountain, set by my master’s master.

On that day, Master's Master saw the punishment that God had given her.

It stands to reason that once one becomes an immortal, there is no punishment from heaven or earth. The punishment from heaven mentioned here is purely because this "punishment" is sudden and abrupt, just like jumping out of a stone.

“A man who claims to be from more than a thousand years ago traveled through time and space to participate in this Monster Suppression Conference! Oh my God... It’s incredible~” Master’s master jumped happily like a happy girl.

Although, she is very old, no, or rather, the age that an immortal can endure is very long. Not to mention Nan Ke’s dream, even eight or ten Nan Ke’s dreams are not as long as the immortal’s lifespan.

"He's so handsome... didn't you see... really, all the fairies in the audience are fascinated by him... they wish they could give birth to a child for him..."

"What happened?" Master Father poked his head out of the window again. It turned out that he was cooking again... Master Father was responsible for Master Father's Master Father's food and daily life all day long, and then, at the cost of this...

Well, there is no price. My master became an immortal through self-study. There is no such thing as immortality learned from my master's master's master. Although my master's master's master is very powerful, it is true that my master has never learned anything from my master's master's master...

I mean, even my master’s master’s master loved to play mahjong, but my master didn’t learn it.

"Giving birth to a monkey - haven't you heard of this joke? Wow ~ Goudan, you are too young ~ Or are you too much of a homebody, always staying at home alone, either cooking or washing clothes -" Master's master jumped up and down, as happy as a rabbit. It was rare to see an ultimate creature like a rabbit in Prajna Prajna Mountain.

Because Prajna Prajna Mountain is a fairy mountain, the animals here will benefit from the master's light and become spiritual creatures.

When animals become spiritual, they will learn human habits and then speak, becoming "monsters" in a sense rather than spiritual animals.

Spirit beasts may not be able to speak, they are just psychics. In order not to implement the concept of rather killing a thousand by mistake than letting a single monster go, all monsters will be dealt with seriously and sent back to the monster world. At least, monsters cannot be seen in broad daylight.

Prajna Prajna Mountain is no exception. All the monsters have been sent back to the monster world. Prajna Prajna Mountain is deserted. Only when the master's master gathers his friends to play mahjong, this fairy mountain, which was once the most populated by spiritual monsters, becomes lively.

But I always feel like something is missing...

Spirit beasts are not like monsters who like to be lively or pleasing to people. Most of them are ethereal and divine, and are not to be joked about.

So, there is really less joy.

My master's master likes to be lively and he is on the side of preserving the gentle monsters, rather than sending all the monsters back to the monster world, or even holding a monster-suppressing conference.

Lin Zhen, the number one in the human world, does not get along well with his master's master. They often quarrel. Whenever they meet, their eyes turn red and they are ready to argue. Lin Zhen has many followers, so every time the quarrel ends, his master's master is so scolded that he refuses to speak and rolls his eyes.

Therefore, going to the Demon-Suppressing Conference became almost the most torturous thing for Master's Master, but it was also something he never got tired of.

Maybe, my master's master felt that arguing with others could also be a form of training, for example, when playing mahjong, one could shout louder when calling out cards or winning.

Apart from this, there may be no other reason.

The master was not qualified to attend the Demon-Suppressing Conference, so he always saw his master's father going there happily and coming back with a sad face at home.

But when Master was qualified to participate in the Monster Suppression Convention, Master's Master was no longer around... So, Master has never participated in the Monster Suppression Convention.

The demon-suppressing conference of the immortals has nothing to do with demons or humans.

To suppress monsters, the monsters to be suppressed are those from the immortal world. This is the minimum requirement. If the immortal world interferes in the affairs of monsters in the human world, not to mention the trouble, even the emperor of the human world will not allow others to interfere.

Only when the human emperor needs help from the immortal world, the immortal world will send one or two people to show their appreciation...

However, imperial power is an extremely unstable factor. When the imperial power in the human world can no longer control a situation, the emperor may not seek help, because the imperial power is always above all mortals. Even spiritual practice has to be controlled by the imperial power.

This is the real powerful imperial power, such as an empire.

Without powerful imperial power or principality, there is no way to manage the demon clan. At most, the emperor can announce major events, but he does not have much power.

In this way, the biggest reason why immortals do not have imperial power may be because they are all genuine cultivators from mortals, and no one will really bow down and submit, as that would be no different from mortals. Some people can even boast that the imperial power on earth comes from the immortal world in the sky.

In that way, the deceptive idea that emperors have been granted power by God would have gained false support.

However, Master's Master can smile so happily, that must be because something good really happened to him, not the bad things and punishment that Master predicted. "Who would give birth to a monkey..."

Li Goudan, the master, flipped the spoon to release the flame, and neatly placed a bowl of golden beef on the table.

"You don't understand... Most of the time, humans are a little shy about something as natural as reproduction, so actions or behaviors that require reproduction, such as giving birth, need to be harmonized so that they can be replaced with less embarrassing or overly nymphomaniacal words."

Master's master climbed up the hillside and carefully picked a white flower and put it on his head. In the past, whenever the owner of Prajna Prajna Mountain, Master's master, passed by places with flowers, there would definitely be butterflies and birds flying by.

They all think that their master's master is beautiful, so they are associated with beauty.

"It's strange that human civilization... The fairy world has never had any regulations on reproduction... Can't they just ask the fairies to donate a part of their spiritual energy and then ask for his spiritual energy, and refine it with the baby stone, and then they can have children?"

The master father knew nothing about this kind of stuff, so he just spoke seriously, which made his master father laugh so hard that he fell backwards.

"Gou Dan... stop making me laugh... I'm serious, and I feel like those bitches are serious too..."

The master suddenly became serious: "If they can keep the time traveler, or really get his spiritual energy and give birth to a child, then it will be over..."

Master's master looked at the flowers he had just picked in shock, staring at the red stamens in disbelief.

"If that's the case, I'm afraid the Immortal Realm will be filled with noise all day long, it will be so noisy that it will kill people..."

"Your strange focus is really scary."

The master shook his head and sighed as he placed the bowls and chopsticks on the table. Two bowls, two pairs of chopsticks, and two people were eating.

“Speaking of which… In the Immortal World, there are no women who seek spiritual energy… It’s really strange that the habit in the human world is still preserved… After all, coming from the human world means changing the rules promised by heaven and earth. You can no longer give birth to children like normal people. You have to take care of eating, drinking, defecating, urinating, and sleeping. You can’t even control your lust. How can you be a fairy… You can just be a sex demon or a monster…” Master looked at Master’s father awkwardly, who started to wolf down the food as soon as he sat down at the table: “Master, you are not kidding, are you… Are there really time travelers? I have only heard that there is a woman named Flandre III in the Principality of the Human World who can travel through time and space and is a time magician… I have never seen anyone else…”

“But I saw it…”

Master ate the rice and vegetables with big mouthfuls. The stronger a person is, the more animals he eats. Under this strange cognition, Master's master is really extraordinary.

"I felt... he was still staring at me... I frowned at him and wanted to ask him why he was staring at me most of the time... which made the girls next to me explode on the spot..."

"What...exploded..." The master's focus was obviously strange...

"Oh...what is it...it just means...I am quite excited..."

Master's master almost spit out a mouthful of rice and put down his bowl.

"Oh~" Master nodded.

The atmosphere became a bit awkward.

"If... a beautiful girl like Master kept staring at me... I might pay a little more attention to her. It's nothing..."

Master forced the topic back to the topic.

"Oh my ~ You're still a girl ~ You're so old now, just like a super, super, super old woman ~" When Master's Master's Master heard this, he happily patted Master's shoulder.

It has a teachable meaning.

“But, actually, it’s nothing… just pay a few more eyes… I don’t have much to say… beauty… is meant to be admired… haha ​​...

Master's master's master was so happy that he was beaming with joy.

This made Master sigh with emotion and he said, "If Master is going to encounter a love calamity, it might be this one... I checked the astronomical phenomena yesterday and it was the day when the Heavenly Dragon turns back. Maybe the calamity Master is going to experience now is a love calamity..."

"What a disaster..."

My master's master never really believed in my master's divination. How should I put it? My master's master would not believe a single word of divination that was unfavorable to my master's master.

"What era is this... and you still want to trick me..."

Master's master drank a cup of prepared nectar, tilted his head back, and drank it like he was drinking wine: "If I had a love calamity... I would... bah bah bah... I almost said it... You said you tell fortunes here and there every day... Don't you really feel annoyed? Although I know this is your entertainment, I think you might as well learn how to play mahjong. Next time when Old Man Zhang wants to change seats, you can take over and give me the cards so that I can win..."

The master suddenly became interested because he mentioned her favorite entertainment activities.

"Hey, what do you think? I think it's possible. If you can't even learn Mahjong, then you'd better leave the mountain. We don't need useless little idiots who can't play Mahjong at Prajna Prajna Mountain!"

Master's master shouted, stretched, and stood up. Her fairy skirt moved without wind, emitting colorful light.

"I think you just want to win a few rounds of mahjong..."

The master shook his head and sighed, then he took the bowl and chopsticks and started eating.

"I think you lose nine times out of ten, so you don't really know how to play mahjong. It's better to stay away from mahjong."

"No! Definitely not! If the monsters are gone and I can't even play mahjong, what's the point of living~"

Master's master acted like a spoiled child: "What's the point of living these lives? Right? Go and learn... it's easy to learn... Divide the 19th, 13th, 10th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th, 27th, 28th, 2

“Ha—hahaha—ha—hahaha—”

The master had a cold face and laughed stiffly twice: "Ha... so funny... I'll go water the flowers..."

The master's father stood up and was kicked by the master's father's master's father.

(End of this chapter)