The Spirit World

Chapter 815 Meteor
"No...eyes?"

Simeone had just kicked someone, so he wasn't that angry anymore. But when he saw the face of this beautiful woman, his mind changed instantly. He started to fight with her, trying to grab the wrist of the woman in front of him.

The woman was even faster and immediately saw Simone's intention to pester him. She put her hands behind her back and walked down the stairs at a speed that no one could see clearly, leaving Simone's rough hands hanging in the air.

"Sorry, haha, I left in a hurry."

The wonderful woman put her hands behind her back and said to Simone with a polite smile in a playful tone: "It was just a bump, Sir Simone, you wouldn't be so petty, right?"

"Heh..." Simone snorted softly when he saw that this pretty girl was "teaching" him a lesson.

The wind blew up the woman's clothes, showing her best side in a fairy-like posture.

The natural beauty is breathtaking.

Wan Zhang, who had accompanied him to the tavern, obviously didn't want the two people to cause any trouble, so he waved to the woman and advised her to leave: "Go, go... don't block here..."

The woman stretched out her right hand from behind her back and waved to Simone softly.

"Then, it's better to obey than to be respectful."

Then she laughed so hard that she couldn't stop. This mocking attitude aroused Simone's anger again. In a short moment, he wanted to raise his foot and kick down the stairs with his bloody boots.

And it was at this moment that Wanzhang grabbed Simeone.

Simone wanted to curse, but the woman in front of him waved her hand and ran towards the door among the crowd gathered near the tavern notice board.

This left Simeone aimless and he could only be left alone.

"This...tsk tsk...annoying thing..." Simone snorted, turned around and followed the best wine room on the top of the mountain.

"Simone, you are still as helpless as ever when it comes to women, hahahaha..." Wanzhang laughed half-jokingly: "Women like this are still quite cute after all...aren't they?"

"Women are just a burden... Wanzhang, you will understand in the future. The more a woman is like the one just now, the more trouble she is. A man of your talent will be liked by many women, but it's best not to like this kind of person." Simone quickly expressed his dislike for the gentle and gentle woman just now: "A troublemaker is a troublemaker. She is still like this after bumping into someone. Whoever encounters her will be unlucky..."

Simeone spread his hands indifferently. In front of Wanzhang, he was not that restrained.

Because Wanzhang is, after all, his only "friend" in the Undead Group.

When they were hunting monsters together, he relied on Wanzhang to save his life. And the most important moment was when he spoke in front of the general to try to save Simone's life.

Although Simone was thrown into the Worm Valley in the end, judging from the current results, if it weren't for Wanzhang's plea, Simone might have been killed on the spot by General Pangnapo.

"I actually... think... she's pretty cute... hahaha."

Wanzhang usually had a serious look on his face, but now, he felt a little embarrassed and his face turned red: "Sure enough, I still don't understand women as well as you, Simone, haha..."

Wanzhang scratched his head embarrassedly.

His silver armor sparkled in the warm light of the tavern, and his tall and straight figure made the armor look much more majestic.

"Humph... Of course. I've seen so many women since I was born. I've seen all kinds of hypocritical, annoying, and speechless women. This little goblin is troublesome to get along with at first glance. She can only use her cuteness to cover up her mistakes. It's so disgusting..."

"You are wrong. This is also one of the cutest points about women, isn't it? Hahaha..." Wanzhang pushed open the door and welcomed Simone into the room.

"Hey...you young people just like this kind of thing. I can't help it. You are not the kind of person who would live with a woman like this. Just have fun. I understand..." Simone did not shy away from it. He entered the room, sat at the table, and slowly poured the wine.

Those five hundred gold coins on the table are definitely worth much more than this wine.

“Hahaha, this can be considered as being taught.”

Wanzhang was smiling the whole time. Facing Simeone who was like an "old senior", Wanzhang's smile never stopped. He took the warm wine handed to him by Simeone and sat opposite Simeone.

"You still don't understand women as well as I do. You'll understand once you get to know more women. Some women are very troublesome. The more beautiful they are, the more vicious they are." Simone drank a glass of wine before observing the furnishings in this private wine room.

The "gold" and yellow background colors make the attire here dignified and noble. It is really not a place that ordinary people can come to.

It can also be seen that Wanzhang really regards him as a "friend".

In any case, Wanzhang is quite good and can get along well with the short and ugly Simeone.

In front of Wanzhang, Simeone doesn't have to put on airs, nor will he be ridiculed by Wanzhang.

In front of the mighty ocean, Simeone's comfort level can be magnified hundreds of times.

"Oh... if that's the case, then doesn't that mean all women in the world are poisonous scorpions?" Wanzhang drank the warm wine in one gulp, and shouted out in relief: "No, no, no, Senior Simone, this is not a joke. I think women are still cute and make people happy. If the person I like talks to me in such a cute way, I really don't know what to do~"

After a couple of drinks, their conversation about women was almost over.

The only tavern in the Immortal Hall was shiny and sleek, and a lot of chili peppers and spices were used to make the dishes more flavorful. The aroma of the dishes lingered in their noses, and the soup was golden in color. It must have been incredibly delicious.

"Have you always been in the Undead Group? Brother, I see you are wearing the armor of the Vanguard Guards now?"

Simeone began to pay attention to Wanzhang's attire.

Under the warm light, the silver armor really shines like gold. This is the highest-ranking title in the Undead Corps, second only to general.

Wanzhang must have been promoted and highly valued by the general when Simone was thrown into the Worm Valley.

It is not difficult to understand that such a young Wanzhang should be trained as the successor and first deputy.

Such great military power and ability are indeed worthy of the general's doing so.

Thinking of this, Simeone felt somewhat melancholy.

After all, he has nothing to do with the Undead Corps anymore.

"Yeah... I am now the captain of the Vanguard Guards. The security and management around the Undead Palace must be reviewed by me."

Wanzhang picked up vegetables and meat and drank soup, enjoying the meal very much.

He didn't seem to be restrained at all. In front of Simeone, he didn't put on airs like a vanguard guard. "This is a good job, very good!" Simeone was very picky when eating meat, vegetables, and soup. Basically, if there was anything he didn't like, he would put it in front of him instead of putting it in the bowl or plate and throwing it aside.

"It's good, but I'm really tired...haha..." Wanzhang was eating happily and touched his nose: "These little things of mine are not worth mentioning. You know the general. If there is any mistake or chaos, no matter how well he performed before, he will be instantly...ka——"

Wanzhang took the time to use his hand as a knife to measure his neck, and the cracking sound was indeed obviously abnormal.

"That's true... Living with the emperor is like living with a tiger... You have to be extra careful. You don't have to worry so much about your own troubles... It shouldn't be difficult to do your part well, right?"

As Simone was picking out the dishes, he started drinking again.

For him, Wanzhang is indeed a rare friend.

They can talk about anything, and Wanzhang will not make him unhappy. I can also tell him about my life experiences and speak freely. It is a rare kind of confidant in life.

"Ah... Actually it's not that serious, it's just... sometimes the pressure is too great, so I will naturally be extra careful in what I do now. General Pangnapo is good to me, and you are also good to me, I naturally know that, and I should repay you well."

After Wanzhang finished his meal, he also started drinking.

The wine was like dessert after dinner. They naturally clinked their glasses together and drank it all in one gulp.

"Hey~ What's the point of talking about repaying or not~ You kid. I should repay you!" After saying that, Simone seemed to be in a good mood. He solemnly took out ten gold coins from his pocket and pushed them to Wanzhang's hand.

"Take this! Take this! My dear brother, you have been very kind to me. Now that I have some money, I will give this to you! When I find a way to make a living, I will naturally repay you..."

But it was obvious that Wanzhang would not take the money.

Wanzhang pushed it back again, and the gold coins sparkled under the light.

"Repay? I don't remember what I've done that requires you to repay me... Simone, you're short of money right now, and these 500 gold coins are what you deserve." Wanzhang shook his head and sighed, "I'm here, and I don't know if I can use this money. It's best for you to keep it, and don't think about giving it to me."

"Hey, just take it!" Simone pushed it again and again, and the ten gold coins clanged on the table.

"Don't say so much! I was really lucky that you talked to me before I was thrown into the Worm Valley. Otherwise, I would have been killed immediately. Now, I wouldn't have come here with the Millennium Immortal Coffin and asked for such a reward..."

Whenever Simeone thought of the coffin of the god that could make people immortal, he felt a little regretful.

If he could really achieve immortality, it wouldn't be something he would really regret.

He was feeling regretful. The Millennium Immortality Coffin, which could turn a broken body into a healthy one, was the weakest divine power compared to other divine powers.

Make the body no longer incomplete.

After all, for people like him, this is the most practical thing.

There are always tall and majestic people, but he is the only one born so short, how pitiful!
So pitiful!
As a man, I am pitifully short and was born to look up to others!

What kind of bullshit is this!
He has never had such a "miracle" skeleton when he stood up!

This kind of incompleteness, however, cannot be tolerated!

The most abominable thing!
However, it is clear that Wanzhang does not take Simeone's short stature that seriously...

Millennium Immortality Coffin...

"Oh~ what? Coffin? What coffin?" Wanzhang looked at Simone in confusion and said: "So this is the name of the coffin? The Thousand-Year Immortal Coffin... It's similar to the name of the Immortal Group..." Wanzhang has a handsome face, and he looks the same even when he frowns, lacking the bloodiness of a young man.

"Yeah... the Millennium Immortality Coffin has nothing to do with me anymore... Tsk..." Simone sighed: "It is said to be the coffin of the gods... I don't know why it appeared there..."

"Brother Simone, did you find that thing in... the Killing Bug Valley?" Wanzhang leaned back in his chair, casually covering his full stomach.

"No...hiss..." Simeone was obviously confused.

"Tsk, I don't know where I got it... Maybe it fell from the sky... Like a meteor, it fell on the edge of the Insect Valley..."

Simonyi briefly recounted the experience of "picking up" the thousand-year-old coffin of immortality.

"To be honest, at that time, I thought I was dead... This broken coffin fell from the sky like a meteor. When I tried to escape it for a long time and finally couldn't escape it, it fell to the ground with a bang, creating a huge fire pit. My ears were almost deafened, and those stink bugs were scared half to death. They completely forgot to chase me, and I took advantage of the chaos to escape..."

Simeone was inattentive, but Wanzhang was listening attentively.

"How did you think of giving it to General Pangnapo? I'm very curious... I was shocked when I saw you... Although I'm glad you're still alive, you pulled a cart and brought such a valuable thing to the Undead Palace. It's really... too strong. I've never seen anyone so brave..."

Wanzhang praised Simeone: "Really, he is so strong..."

"Haha...it's nothing..." Simone let out a cry and actually laughed.

"At that time, I thought that the gold, silver and jewels on it could be sold for money. Later, when I saw the pattern on the coffin, I rushed over without thinking and presented it to the general! Let the general determine the value of this coffin..."

Simeone made a charade.

"You know I'm disliked by the Undead Corps. I've been in the Undead Corps for so long... so... I can only come here... I can't carry gold, silver, and jewelry that are so heavy with so many gems on me as a gift to the general. Things like this should be given to the most appropriate place, right..."

As he was talking, Simeone himself almost let it go...

This is indeed quite good...

"Now, it's fine..." Simeone raised his glass. His red eyes and ugly face made it look fine whether he smiled or cried. His extremely ugly face looked even more so under the light.

"cheers……"

"cheers……"

Wanzhang drank the wine, watched Simone drink it all, and slowly poured the liquor into his mouth.

The red liquor went into his throat, making a gurgling sound.

(End of this chapter)