Reborn Super Hacker
Chapter 583
Main text [Black World] Chapter 580 Three Hillbillies Entering the City A few people stopped two taxis. They didn’t know where to buy guns, so they asked the taxi driver, “Where are guns sold?” Because Only Wu Qipei can speak a little English, so he is the only one here, but Wu Qipei can't read this sentence, and even the taxi driver can't understand it.
"fu.ck!" The taxi driver saw that these people didn't know what they were talking about, thought he was making fun of him, and cursed at them, then started the car and left.
"Hey, don't go!" Ma Yong immediately shouted in Chinese.
"Seven companions, what did you tell him just now?" Ruffian Ming asked.
"I said where to buy a gun! What's the matter?" Wu Qipei said.
"The gun is so big, you should say, where can I buy a gun!" ruffian Ming said depressingly.
"Damn it, you're such a long-winded fart, come here if you have the ability!" As soon as Wu Qipei said this, the ruffian Ming immediately shut up obediently, he didn't even understand the most basic communication.
"Grandma, we don't want to find another translator, right?" Ma Yong said helplessly, looking around.
"Yes, let's see where there are Chinese people around here, find someone to help and talk about it! Brother Fei left the matter of buying guns to us people who don't understand English at all, that's too much." Ah Shu said helplessly. .
At this time, several big men looked like country bumpkins entering the city, looking around, looking for a Chinese person to come over and ask for an English explanation.
But this time they were really unlucky, the sun was so strong that no Chinese person could be seen on the street, "Sister Qi, please tell me what to do, we are like idiots now!" ruffian Ming simply stood there and started smoking.
"Wait, grandma, I don't believe in this evil anymore, I'll think of a way!" Wu Qipei said, at this time the brothers all looked at him pitifully, and he felt embarrassed.
Just as ruffian Ming was standing on the street smoking and flicking the ashes at random, two black policemen rushed towards him with batons and shouted, "Don't smoke there!" They spoke English, but None of them were proficient in English, let alone proficient, communication was a problem.
But they didn't seem to hear what the two black policemen said, and everyone didn't even look at them until they walked in front of ruffian Ming.
"Put out the cigarette butts!" A black policeman said to ruffian Ming.
Wu Qipei and others also saw that the two policemen were eyeing ruffian Ming, but the latter couldn't understand what they were talking about, so he immediately asked Wu Qipei, "What are they talking about?"
Wu Qipei observed the policeman's expression and immediately understood, "Oh, they told you not to smoke!" Wu Qipei shouted.
A black police officer stretched out his palm in front of ruffian Ming, meaning to put cigarettes on their hands and ask them to throw them away, but ruffian Ming didn't understand at all, so he yelled at Wu Qipei, and then directly threw The end that ignited the fire hit the palm of the black policeman, who immediately screamed.
"fu.ckyou!" The black policeman yelled, then picked up his baton and threw it directly at ruffian Ming.
"Grandma, you're looking for death!" Ruffian Ming was also ready. These two idiot policemen dared to tease him. They were looking for death. They were already in a bad mood. Such a strong sun made people feel so irritable that they would die.
Just when ruffian Ming was about to kick the black policeman, Ah Shu rushed over to pull him away, and then said "sorry!" several times in a sentence he didn't know much in English. The black man was actually very angry, and kept cursing ruffian Ming all the time.
But they still couldn't understand, so Ashu was quick-witted, and immediately took out a bundle of dollars from his pocket and handed it to the policeman, "yes, yes! gogogo..." Ashu smiled and handed it to the black man The policeman, he meant to take it and spend it. This expressive ability made other people feel ashamed.
When the latter saw the bundle of 30 dollars, his eyes went straight, and he immediately snatched it from Ah Shu's hand, "good!" Ah Shu only understood this word.
"nogood..nogood...byebye!" Ah Shu basically used all the words he knew, not sure if the expression was correct, but the two black policemen smiled and shook hands with them, very happy. Satisfied and left.
"Grandma, the police in country m are so black! Not only are they black, but their hearts are also so black, and the $3000 is gone!" Ah Shu said angrily.
"What are you doing? You said that we don't know English, so just stand obediently and find a way!" Ma Yong was frowning at this moment.
"If we stand here any longer, we will all suffer from heat stroke!" Gu Qianming was already sweating on his forehead.
"I know I'm tired too. This place is full of countrymen, and I don't even see a Chinese person!" Wu Qipei also said helplessly.
"Hey, Qipai, you used the wrong idiom, the bird doesn't shit is used to describe the place where the bird doesn't shit!" Ruffian Ming said proudly.
"Oh, no, no, it's to describe those places without people! This time you're right." Ruffian Ming immediately corrected, and then smiled.
"Your joke is so cold!" Wu Qipei said.
At this time, Gu Qianming took out his mobile phone to check the time, and then complained: "Depressed, it's almost 1 o'clock now, hurry up!"
Cell phone, cell phone!Wu Qipei seemed to have thought of something, and immediately said: "I have thought of a good way..."
Ten minutes later, the two taxis were stopped by Wu Qipei and others. This time, there was no trace of worry on their faces, but they still had some complacent expressions anyway.
"Hello, where are you going?" the taxi driver asked them with his head out in a friendly manner.
Wu Qipei walked up to the taxi driver and took out his mobile phone. The method he thought of was to install a dictionary on the mobile phone, then input Chinese for the dictionary to translate, and then show them the address in the mobile phone. Everyone agreed that this method ,ox!
"Gonogo?" Wu Qipei asked in standard Chinese English.
The taxi driver carefully looked at the translator on Wu Qipei's phone, smiled, and said to them, "OK!"
The driver of another taxi stuck his head out to the driver of the taxi in front and asked where they were going, and the latter immediately called out the address he had read from his mobile phone.
"Let me just say, this trick is feasible!" The corners of Wu Qipei's mouth turned up slightly, it was really good that he came up with this method, he couldn't help feeling a little elated.
After getting in the taxi, the car drove towards the destination they wanted. In fact, they didn't know the way, because they stayed in the hotel for the past few days when they came to Las Vegas. The place is the MGM Casino.
After 15 minutes, the car turned left and right and went to a place they didn't know at all. At this time, Wu Qipei, Gu Qianming and Ma Yong who were sitting in the first car were a little impatient.
"Hey, why hasn't it arrived for so long?" Gu Qianming said to Wu Qipei.
"How do I know, I don't know the way!" Wu Qipei replied.
"It stands to reason that it is legal for people in country M to sell guns, there should be a special store!" Ma Yong expressed his doubts.
"Will we encounter unscrupulous taxis? Just like domestic ones, they bully foreigners who don't know the way and take them around long distances to make more money." Gu Qianming said.
Wu Qipei and Ma Yong thought about it carefully, and they both felt that this possibility was relatively high, because they were not only foreigners, they couldn't even speak English, and they certainly didn't know the way, so the taxi driver didn't kill them.
Thinking of this, Wu Qipei said to the taxi driver: "look, look!" The taxi driver immediately turned his head, his face changed slightly, this expression was recorded by the careful Wu Qipei, and Wu Qipei entered the "Where the hell are you taking us?" translation of the sentence.
The taxi driver immediately shook his head and said, "No, the place to buy guns is far away, and the ZF does not allow such shops in urban areas!"
After listening, Ma Yong frowned, and asked Wu Qipei, "What did he say?"
Wu Qipei chuckled, "He said it's not far away! We'll be there in a while!" Wu Qipei thought he finally understood.
"Oh, I should have said it earlier! I thought we were sold!" Both Gu Qianming and Ma Yong exhaled, and then continued to take a nap on the back seat.
Time passed by, and the car drove into a small desert area. Ma Yong looked at this place and said a little depressed: "Why did you come here? There is not even a person here, it's really a bird shit The place."
"Why haven't you arrived yet?" Wu Qipei once again entered Chinese into the phone and translated it to the taxi driver.
"It's almost here, listen to today's news first!" The taxi driver said, and then a news station from Las Vegas, M country was put in the car.
"What did he say now?" Ma Yong asked.
Wu Qipei didn't hear much, he heard a news, he rolled his eyes, and immediately said: "Oh, he said it's coming soon, the gun seller is a western cowboy!" He thought of the M country he watched when he was a child A cartoon where the cowboys each carry a gun and make their home right here in the desert.
Both Gu Qianming and Ma Yong laughed, "Grandma, the cowboys in the west sell guns. I always thought they were chivalrous characters like Zorro!" Gu Qianming said.
"Let's just say, you haven't seen the world before!" Wu Qipei said proudly.
"Isn't Zorro a superman?" Ma Yong asked with some doubts.
"fu.ck!" The taxi driver saw that these people didn't know what they were talking about, thought he was making fun of him, and cursed at them, then started the car and left.
"Hey, don't go!" Ma Yong immediately shouted in Chinese.
"Seven companions, what did you tell him just now?" Ruffian Ming asked.
"I said where to buy a gun! What's the matter?" Wu Qipei said.
"The gun is so big, you should say, where can I buy a gun!" ruffian Ming said depressingly.
"Damn it, you're such a long-winded fart, come here if you have the ability!" As soon as Wu Qipei said this, the ruffian Ming immediately shut up obediently, he didn't even understand the most basic communication.
"Grandma, we don't want to find another translator, right?" Ma Yong said helplessly, looking around.
"Yes, let's see where there are Chinese people around here, find someone to help and talk about it! Brother Fei left the matter of buying guns to us people who don't understand English at all, that's too much." Ah Shu said helplessly. .
At this time, several big men looked like country bumpkins entering the city, looking around, looking for a Chinese person to come over and ask for an English explanation.
But this time they were really unlucky, the sun was so strong that no Chinese person could be seen on the street, "Sister Qi, please tell me what to do, we are like idiots now!" ruffian Ming simply stood there and started smoking.
"Wait, grandma, I don't believe in this evil anymore, I'll think of a way!" Wu Qipei said, at this time the brothers all looked at him pitifully, and he felt embarrassed.
Just as ruffian Ming was standing on the street smoking and flicking the ashes at random, two black policemen rushed towards him with batons and shouted, "Don't smoke there!" They spoke English, but None of them were proficient in English, let alone proficient, communication was a problem.
But they didn't seem to hear what the two black policemen said, and everyone didn't even look at them until they walked in front of ruffian Ming.
"Put out the cigarette butts!" A black policeman said to ruffian Ming.
Wu Qipei and others also saw that the two policemen were eyeing ruffian Ming, but the latter couldn't understand what they were talking about, so he immediately asked Wu Qipei, "What are they talking about?"
Wu Qipei observed the policeman's expression and immediately understood, "Oh, they told you not to smoke!" Wu Qipei shouted.
A black police officer stretched out his palm in front of ruffian Ming, meaning to put cigarettes on their hands and ask them to throw them away, but ruffian Ming didn't understand at all, so he yelled at Wu Qipei, and then directly threw The end that ignited the fire hit the palm of the black policeman, who immediately screamed.
"fu.ckyou!" The black policeman yelled, then picked up his baton and threw it directly at ruffian Ming.
"Grandma, you're looking for death!" Ruffian Ming was also ready. These two idiot policemen dared to tease him. They were looking for death. They were already in a bad mood. Such a strong sun made people feel so irritable that they would die.
Just when ruffian Ming was about to kick the black policeman, Ah Shu rushed over to pull him away, and then said "sorry!" several times in a sentence he didn't know much in English. The black man was actually very angry, and kept cursing ruffian Ming all the time.
But they still couldn't understand, so Ashu was quick-witted, and immediately took out a bundle of dollars from his pocket and handed it to the policeman, "yes, yes! gogogo..." Ashu smiled and handed it to the black man The policeman, he meant to take it and spend it. This expressive ability made other people feel ashamed.
When the latter saw the bundle of 30 dollars, his eyes went straight, and he immediately snatched it from Ah Shu's hand, "good!" Ah Shu only understood this word.
"nogood..nogood...byebye!" Ah Shu basically used all the words he knew, not sure if the expression was correct, but the two black policemen smiled and shook hands with them, very happy. Satisfied and left.
"Grandma, the police in country m are so black! Not only are they black, but their hearts are also so black, and the $3000 is gone!" Ah Shu said angrily.
"What are you doing? You said that we don't know English, so just stand obediently and find a way!" Ma Yong was frowning at this moment.
"If we stand here any longer, we will all suffer from heat stroke!" Gu Qianming was already sweating on his forehead.
"I know I'm tired too. This place is full of countrymen, and I don't even see a Chinese person!" Wu Qipei also said helplessly.
"Hey, Qipai, you used the wrong idiom, the bird doesn't shit is used to describe the place where the bird doesn't shit!" Ruffian Ming said proudly.
"Oh, no, no, it's to describe those places without people! This time you're right." Ruffian Ming immediately corrected, and then smiled.
"Your joke is so cold!" Wu Qipei said.
At this time, Gu Qianming took out his mobile phone to check the time, and then complained: "Depressed, it's almost 1 o'clock now, hurry up!"
Cell phone, cell phone!Wu Qipei seemed to have thought of something, and immediately said: "I have thought of a good way..."
Ten minutes later, the two taxis were stopped by Wu Qipei and others. This time, there was no trace of worry on their faces, but they still had some complacent expressions anyway.
"Hello, where are you going?" the taxi driver asked them with his head out in a friendly manner.
Wu Qipei walked up to the taxi driver and took out his mobile phone. The method he thought of was to install a dictionary on the mobile phone, then input Chinese for the dictionary to translate, and then show them the address in the mobile phone. Everyone agreed that this method ,ox!
"Gonogo?" Wu Qipei asked in standard Chinese English.
The taxi driver carefully looked at the translator on Wu Qipei's phone, smiled, and said to them, "OK!"
The driver of another taxi stuck his head out to the driver of the taxi in front and asked where they were going, and the latter immediately called out the address he had read from his mobile phone.
"Let me just say, this trick is feasible!" The corners of Wu Qipei's mouth turned up slightly, it was really good that he came up with this method, he couldn't help feeling a little elated.
After getting in the taxi, the car drove towards the destination they wanted. In fact, they didn't know the way, because they stayed in the hotel for the past few days when they came to Las Vegas. The place is the MGM Casino.
After 15 minutes, the car turned left and right and went to a place they didn't know at all. At this time, Wu Qipei, Gu Qianming and Ma Yong who were sitting in the first car were a little impatient.
"Hey, why hasn't it arrived for so long?" Gu Qianming said to Wu Qipei.
"How do I know, I don't know the way!" Wu Qipei replied.
"It stands to reason that it is legal for people in country M to sell guns, there should be a special store!" Ma Yong expressed his doubts.
"Will we encounter unscrupulous taxis? Just like domestic ones, they bully foreigners who don't know the way and take them around long distances to make more money." Gu Qianming said.
Wu Qipei and Ma Yong thought about it carefully, and they both felt that this possibility was relatively high, because they were not only foreigners, they couldn't even speak English, and they certainly didn't know the way, so the taxi driver didn't kill them.
Thinking of this, Wu Qipei said to the taxi driver: "look, look!" The taxi driver immediately turned his head, his face changed slightly, this expression was recorded by the careful Wu Qipei, and Wu Qipei entered the "Where the hell are you taking us?" translation of the sentence.
The taxi driver immediately shook his head and said, "No, the place to buy guns is far away, and the ZF does not allow such shops in urban areas!"
After listening, Ma Yong frowned, and asked Wu Qipei, "What did he say?"
Wu Qipei chuckled, "He said it's not far away! We'll be there in a while!" Wu Qipei thought he finally understood.
"Oh, I should have said it earlier! I thought we were sold!" Both Gu Qianming and Ma Yong exhaled, and then continued to take a nap on the back seat.
Time passed by, and the car drove into a small desert area. Ma Yong looked at this place and said a little depressed: "Why did you come here? There is not even a person here, it's really a bird shit The place."
"Why haven't you arrived yet?" Wu Qipei once again entered Chinese into the phone and translated it to the taxi driver.
"It's almost here, listen to today's news first!" The taxi driver said, and then a news station from Las Vegas, M country was put in the car.
"What did he say now?" Ma Yong asked.
Wu Qipei didn't hear much, he heard a news, he rolled his eyes, and immediately said: "Oh, he said it's coming soon, the gun seller is a western cowboy!" He thought of the M country he watched when he was a child A cartoon where the cowboys each carry a gun and make their home right here in the desert.
Both Gu Qianming and Ma Yong laughed, "Grandma, the cowboys in the west sell guns. I always thought they were chivalrous characters like Zorro!" Gu Qianming said.
"Let's just say, you haven't seen the world before!" Wu Qipei said proudly.
"Isn't Zorro a superman?" Ma Yong asked with some doubts.
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