Shut up, I am really a pure love god of war!

Chapter 10: I can't stay in this dormitory anymore

Whether in the past life or this life, Bai Yang has never felt inferior because of his appearance.

He is nearly 1.8 meters tall, with regular facial features. Although he is not a handsome guy, Bai Yang feels that he is good enough for any occasion.

But the boy in front of me really makes me feel ashamed of myself instinctively.

This guy seemed to have walked out of the cover of a rotten girl novel. He was half a head taller than Bai Yang, with a neat hairstyle, narrow eyebrows and eyes, and a strong and regular jawline. It would not be out of place if he was made into a plaster statue and placed in the school studio.

It's the type that's foul and makes girls scream uncontrollably.

Zhong Xilu approached him affectionately and took his arm, "Bai Yang, let me introduce him to you. He is Lu Chaoxi."

"I'm Xiaolu's boyfriend." Lu Chaoxi added, looking at Bai Yang at the same time.

Zhong Xilu pursed her lips and rolled her eyes at Lu Chaoxi, "This is my deskmate, Bai Yang."

"Hello." Bai Yang nodded.

"This is the first time I know that Xiaolu actually has a male deskmate." Lu Chaoxi said this, and stopped looking at Bai Yang. Instead, he patted Zhong Xilu's head and said, "Let's go."

Zhong Xilu winked at Bai Yang and said, "See you tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow." Bai Yang waved his hand, but the two had already turned and left. Even from their backs, they looked like a perfect match.

"This family's looks are so foul."

Bai Yang complained in his heart.

Of course he knew who the other person was. It was the shield that Zhong Xilu had used for three years, her biological brother.

It has to be said that this shield is too powerful. It is not easy for boys who have met him to muster the courage to approach Zhong Xilu again.

The two walked out of the school gate. Zhong Xilu let go of Lu Chaoxi's arm and stretched.

Lu Chaoxi said: "Xiaolu, this is the first time you introduce a boy to me."

"What's going on with your deskmate?"

Zhong Xilu tilted his head and said with a smile: "It's my desk mate."

"I've never seen you so happy chatting with other boys. Your face is almost smiling."

"Brother!" Zhong Xilu slapped him hard, "None of your business."

Lu Zhaoxi frowned: "Hey, you won't--"

"Of course not." Zhong Xilu rolled his eyes at him again and was silent for a moment.

"Yes, this is probably the first person of my age who can chat with me freely."

She said seriously: "Not childish, not flattering, his eyes are very clean, and most importantly, when I chat with him, I don't need to be backward compatible."

Lu Chaoxi was a little surprised: "Such a high evaluation? I have to try it out and see what it is like."

"It's none of your business!" Zhong Xilu cursed: "Mind your own business!"

Lu Chaoxi was scared: "I'm just saying it casually. You've made it so that I can't find a girlfriend in high school, and you won't let me complain?"

"You'd better say this again in front of Mom!"

"I was wrong!!!"

As soon as I entered the dormitory, I saw Wu Bo holding a pair of underwear high in his hand, as if he was waving a flag, with a loud voice and great momentum.

"There are actually men wearing white briefs!"

“And it’s from CK!”

Yang Liangqing stood aside, the pimples on his face turned red, begging: "Stop it."

"They are all men, what's wrong with the underwear?"

Wu Bo was confident.

Yang Liangqing jumped up and tried to grab it, but Wu Bo's body was like a wall in front of him. He could only blush and shout, "I want to wash this!"

Wu Bo's expression froze.

Someone nearby said faintly, "So it's the original flavor."

Hearing this, Wu Bo sniffed instinctively.

It was visibly apparent that Wu Bo and Yang Liangqing's expressions turned grim at the same time.

"Fuck!" "Ugh!"

"Are you a pervert?"

The dormitory was in a mess.

The corner of Bai Yang's mouth twitched slightly.

Is this dormitory really suitable for staying?
At this time, Li Yang knocked on the door and waved mysteriously.

Although he and Bai Yang were in the same class, they were assigned to adjacent dormitories.

"what?"

Bai Yang leaned over.

"Entering a new era tonight?" Li Yang squinted his eyes.

"What new era?" Bai Yang was stunned.

"Don't pretend, let's go to the New Era Internet Cafe and book a night. I've already figured out the route!" Li Yang chuckled, "Tomorrow is Saturday, isn't it? Let's just fight all night, endure the morning, and go home and sleep in the afternoon!"

"That makes sense. Let's go!" The person who answered was not Bai Yang, but Wu Bo who came over at some point in time: "I heard that there are hundreds of movies in the New Era Local Video, but I never had the chance to watch them."

"Is there?" Li Yang opened his mouth wide.

"We have all the types you can imagine!" Wu Bo rubbed his hands together, "And they're all infantry."

Yang Liangqing, who was passing by holding a basin, stopped, shrank his legs, and his face turned red.

Seeing his posture, the three of them couldn't help but change their expressions.

Boys are well aware of what this posture is hiding.

The flag is raised.

"You fucking——" Wu Bo's veins popped up: "Are you talking to me, or to me?"

Yang Liangqing shrank his head and ran away quickly.

Wu Bo shuddered: "Hurry up and leave! We can't stay in the dormitory tonight!"

Bai Yang thought about it and nodded. In his previous life, due to school rules, he had never done such a thing as going out at night. This was a good opportunity to experience it and write the manuscript at the same time.

The three of them sneaked out of the dormitory under the cover of night, walked through the grove, and came to the side wall of the school.

"This bent-neck tree just reaches the wall, and it's easy to climb over it!" Li Yang said proudly.

"There won't be any dormitory inspections at night, right?" Wu Bo was a little worried.

"Why worry so much? Let's have fun first!" Li Yang climbed up the tree in a few steps and easily climbed over the wall.

Bai Yang looked Wu Bo up and down, then looked at the stubby crooked tree.

"You come first."

Wu Bo rubbed his hands and struggled to climb up the tree trunk with his 200-pound body. The crooked tree was about to fall.

"Shit!" He suddenly panicked.

"I knew it!" Bai Yang rushed forward and held the other person back: "Hold on to the wall and climb up with all your strength!"

Needless to say, the fat man's motor nerves were very good. He instinctively grabbed the top of the wall and kicked hard with both legs.

Click!

The trunk of the crooked tree that stretched toward the wall broke directly.

After a struggle, he finally sat on the wall, looking at the results of his battle, feeling like crying but without tears.

"What happened?" Li Yang on the opposite side shouted in a low voice.

"It's okay." Bai Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It's just that if everyone wants to climb over the wall in the future, they have to find another way out."

"What are you going to do?" Wu Bo looked at Bai Yang who was still on campus.

"It's just this little height..." Bai Yang took two steps back, ran forward, grabbed the wall with both hands, and climbed up with his back straight.

"Awesome!" Wu Bo gave a thumbs up. "What about this tree? It will definitely be discovered by the school tomorrow, right?"

"What tree?" Bai Yang raised his eyebrows:
"If the Lord asks, we haven't left the dormitory tonight!"

(End of this chapter)