Douluo: Bingfeng retrains and enrolls in Tianshui College

Chapter 140 Young Master, Don’t Be a Dog!

Thorny Porpoise Douluo kept winking at Snake Spear Douluo.

Signal to the other party, don't be stupid.

If the young master knew about talking behind his back about him being a bootlicker, not only would he be miserable, but Snake Spear Douluo would probably not be much better off.

Porpoise Douluo let go of Snake Spear Douluo.

"Ahem, young master, I was just playing around with the snake spear."

"Are you kidding?"

Qian Renxue looked a little strange.

No matter how old Thorny Porpoise Douluo and Snake Lance Douluo are, they still act like youngsters. It's really... uh, they still have childishness in their hearts.

Cold sweat began to appear on Snake Spear Douluo's forehead.

He nodded wildly.

"Yeah, yeah, the porcupine and I love to play around."

Qian Renxue: "..."

"It's up to you."

"I'm going to go find Chu Han later to discuss the world situation."

"Yeah, that's right. I need to keep abreast of the situation."

"You guys come with me."

Snake Spear Douluo and Thorny Porpoise Douluo were dumbfounded.

Discuss the world situation?

Always keep abreast of the situation?

Bah! Young Master, we don't want to expose you!

After Qian Renxue finished speaking, she turned around and walked away.

Snake Spear Douluo patted Thorny Porpoise Douluo on the shoulder.

"Old man, I understand your concerns."

Seeing that Snake Spear Douluo finally understood him, Thorny Porpoise Douluo's eyes filled with tears and he said:
"So what do you think we should do?"

A thoughtful look flashed across Snake Spear Douluo's eyes, and he spoke slowly with a serious tone.

"I think……"

"We should go get some natural and precious materials to nourish the kidneys for the young master."

"Young Master, you are still young, so please don't be immoderate."

Snake Spear Douluo suddenly felt the atmosphere become silent.

He raised his head in some surprise.

"Porcupine, why don't you speak?"

"Young Master, you are a precious person, you must not let your kidneys become deficient due to excessive indulgence..."

The Thorny Porpoise Douluo remained silent.

Veins popped out on his forehead.

He attacked suddenly and punched Snake Spear Douluo hard.

Accompanied by an angry roar!

"Snake Spear, I have tolerated you for a long time!"

Snake Spear Douluo screamed.

"Don't hit someone in the face, Thorny Porpoise, I'm going to fight you!"

……

Qian Renxue, who had not walked far yet, vaguely heard the noisy sound and shook her head slightly.

It seems that Thorny Porpoise Douluo and Snake Lance Douluo are indeed old friends and have a deep relationship with each other.

You’re not a kid anymore, but you still like playing around so much?
……

“Just think about it, if the young master becomes a bootlicker, and the Spirit Hall doesn’t want to be in charge in the future, the years of lurking in the Heaven Dou Empire won’t be taken care of, and all the merits of the two of us who followed him to the Heaven Dou Empire to lurk will be wasted!”

"Tell me, is this a good thing?"

Thorny Porpoise Douluo snorted coldly, his expression serious.

Snake Spear Douluo was a little unconvinced.

"No way, can it be as serious as you say?"

"It's even worse!"

Porpoise Douluo raised the volume.

There was a hint of sadness in his expression and his eyes were empty, as if he was reminiscing about the past.

"Once you become a bootlicker, there is no going back."

"Whether you're eating or sleeping, you think about her every day. You can't help but want to do something to attract her attention, even if it means becoming a clown."

"She just smiles, and you feel that being a dog is worth it." "The most terrible thing is that you will gradually lose yourself! When she plays with other men, you will comfort yourself that she is just more lively, but you are also worried about gains and losses; when she is indifferent to you, you will try every means to win her attention, and unknowingly become a jumping clown; your joys and sorrows are all led by her!"

Porpoise Douluo sighed:
"I just don't want the young master to go astray!"

Snake Spear Douluo did not speak.

The Thorny Porpoise Douluo found that the other party was looking at him with pity.

"Why are you looking at me like this?"

Snake Spear Douluo sighed:
"Prickly porcupine, I didn't expect that you had such an experience when you were young. I..."

Snake Spear Douluo hadn't finished speaking yet.

The Thorny Porpoise Douluo jumped up as if his tail was stepped on.

"That's nonsense! I've never been interested in women!"

"How could I be a bootlicker when I was young?!"

"When I was young, I was the center of attention and a famous handsome young man in the surrounding villages. I don't know how many girls begged me to date them!"

Snake Spear Douluo just calmly finished off the enemy:

"So, you're single for life now?"

The veins on Thorny Porpoise Douluo's forehead were exposed, and he tried his best to argue:
"Single, single!"

"This is being single, not being single!"

"Can the affairs of a soul master be called being single?"

Snake Spear Douluo: "..."

Forget it, we are all colleagues, just give him some face.

Snake Spear Douluo said with emotion:
"Hey, don't you see who the young master is interested in?"

"If it were any other young man, I might be like you, worried that the young master would suffer some loss, but for someone like Chu Han, I think the young master won't suffer any loss at all!"

"He's so handsome and talented, it's unclear who will play with whom..."

Snake Spear Douluo spoke boldly.

"In fact, I think if we can capture him, it might be the biggest surprise for the young master during his time lurking in the Tiandou Empire."

"Porcupine, you are always worrying about this and that."

"But didn't you see that even His Holiness the Pope wanted to kidnap that boy?"

The Thorny Porpoise Douluo was silent for a while.

"Maybe you are right."

"I'm just worried..."

"Young Master, I'm afraid you won't be able to control the other party, and you might even end up being the one being controlled. If you become a licker like I did back then... ahem, it would be great if you were not interested in love like I was back then."

The Thorny Porpoise Douluo shouted in his heart.

[Young Master, please don't become a humble lickspittle like me! ]

[Wolves still get to eat some meat, but dogs can only eat what others leave behind! ]

[There is no good ending for those who lick the dog! 】

……

Chu Han was sitting in the Dan Pavilion.

Practice at the same time.

Suddenly, he raised his head as if he realized something.

Qian Renxue walked in with a warm smile on her face and bowed to him.

"Sir, long time no see?"

"Qinghe came here today hoping to listen to your teachings!"

Chu Han: "..."

Is this girl annoying?

Listen to teachings every day and discuss national affairs together.

Those who don’t know would think that you have poisoned Emperor Tiandou to death and ascended the throne as emperor yourself.

Chu Han waved his hands and said disdainfully:
"Go away, I'm just an ordinary person."

"But he only knows about family matters and cannot care about national affairs!"

Who would have thought that Qian Renxue would really climb up as soon as she was given a pole, and then she sat down and said with a smile:
"That's exactly what I meant! You are the one who understands me, sir!"

"I can't help but feel heavy when thinking about national affairs every day. I also want to know what the trivial matters you mentioned are like."

Chu Han smelled a faint fragrance of a woman.

He looked at Qian Renxue strangely.

Did this guy do it on purpose or did he forget?
You don't even pretend to have the feminine charm on you. Why do you come to me when you have nothing to do?
Are you testing me?

(End of this chapter)