Train to Another World.
Chapter 100 The Naked King of Lonely Mountain
Chapter 100 The Naked King of Lonely Mountain
It is known that the density of gold is 19.32g/cm, the volume of a dwarf gold coin is about 7cm, the vertical distance from the Lonely Mountain Terrace to the ground is 6m, and the distance between Alfred and the Lonely Mountain Gate is 5m.
Question: How strong is Li Zhuoguang's payment ability?
Li Zhuoguang was too lazy to think about it, and Alfred racked his brains but couldn't come up with an answer.
Twenty-four guards fled, leaving Alfred lying there, his brains bleeding silently.
"You are not worthy of making conditions with me." Li Zhuoguang shook his head and returned to Gushan City.
A few days later, someone arrived at Lonely Mountain. They were not from the major forces, but a group of human mercenaries. It seemed that the outsourcing team wanted to bypass the general contractor and directly contact the owner.
However, Li Zhuoguang looked at the group of more than ten people, and they only brought their own luggage. Did they hide the carriage? Or was it impossible to move the carriage, so they brought the location information?
In any case, as the first wave of people to arrive at Gushan, Li Zhuoguang personally walked out of Gushan and met them in front of the city gate.
"Respected Dragon Slayer, Lord of Lonely Mountain, Ranger Barro is at your service." The leading mercenary stepped forward and saluted Li Zhuoguang using half-familiar court etiquette.
Li Zhuoguang waved his hand: "No need to say polite words, what news did you bring?"
Barlow reached into his bag, pulled out something and offered it to him with both hands: "I brought you the rare item you have always dreamed of."
Li Zhuoguang looked at the small wooden carriage in his hand and exclaimed unconsciously: "Ah?"
I saw that the wooden carriage was carved very finely, and it seemed that the maker had indeed put a lot of effort into it.
But this carriage is made of pure wood, whether it is the windows or the wheels, they are all made of wood. Even the entire carriage is solid.
Li Zhuoguang took the carriage and crushed it with a little force: "Are you kidding me?"
Barro raised his head. "How did you get here? We went through so much trouble to find what you wanted, but you damaged it. Are you trying to default on your debt?"
Li Zhuoguang held his forehead with his hand, not wanting to argue with him. In fact, he had expected this situation. Although there are always brave men under a big reward, there are also always liars under a big reward, and there are many of them.
Li Zhuoguang took a deep breath and kept reminding himself that those who were cooperating with him now were all from the good camp. He had just killed one person two days ago. If he killed more than a dozen today, he would be criticized to some extent.
Moreover, they were nominally here to complete the mission and brought things with them, so it was possible that they found the wrong things. Li Zhuoguang was very sure that this group of people were scammers, but if he killed them at will, it would undoubtedly dampen the enthusiasm of the "treasure hunting team".
Although I understand, I am still angry.
Then, the crimson touch flew.
A breeze blew by, and the mercenaries led by Barlow only felt that the spring breeze was chilly and brought a little chill. No, the chill was a bit too much.
Only then did they realize that their equipment, underwear, and luggage had all been cut into tiny pieces.
As soon as the breeze blows, it leaves the body.
Li Zhuoguang was too lazy to pay attention to these shouting mercenaries. He wrapped his tentacles around the arrow stack and with a single effort he leapt onto the top of Lonely Mountain.
Li Zhuoguang, who personally carried out the operation, knew very well that they would never find a piece of cloth larger than a palm. The plain outside Gushan City was visible at a glance, with no obstructions at all.
Just run naked, you losers.
Several more waves of people arrived at Lonely Mountain, some delivering news, some bringing quest items, and some even brought carriages of reasonable size on horseback, which looked like the real deal from a distance.
But Li Zhuoguang easily saw through them. It would be difficult for someone who had never seen a train carriage to create a fake that was indistinguishable from the real thing based on sketches and descriptions. As for the windows alone, although Middle-earth also had glass craftsmanship, it was difficult to create a piece of glass that was smooth enough.
Of course, it is not ruled out that some people may be deceived, believing that what they bring is genuine.
Therefore, Li Zhuoguang would carefully question everyone about how they got the items. Anyone who said that they had gone through untold hardships to find the items in a secret place or ruins would inevitably end up naked.
As a result, more and more people began to run naked on the Gushan Plain.
According to the rules of Middle-earth, when someone accomplishes a feat, everyone will give him a nickname as part of his name.
For example, Thorin Oakenshield got this name because he picked up a piece of oak on the battlefield as a shield and fought bravely.
In the taverns of Middle-earth, there will always be people who get drunk and start talking about the group of travelers who killed the evil dragon Smaug.
When people mentioned that group of people, there was the Black-armored Giant Bear Dragon Slayer, the Long-eared Elf Dragon Slayer, the Giant Powerful Child Dragon Slayer, and the Long-robed Man Dragon Slayer.
As the only one in the team who knows the common language and has been responsible for external communication, Li Zhuoguang is known to the public. When people mention him, they always introduce him to others like this: Naked Tyrant, Uncovered Lord, Empty Body Wizard, Naked King of Lonely Mountain - Zhuoguang Stripper Li
"Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!!!" By the time the news reached Li Zhuoguang's ears, it had already circled Middle-earth.
"Translate for me, what does this mean?! Are you kidding me? If the orcs next door knew about this, they would think I like streaking!"
The Elf Scout was sweating profusely: "Ah, no no no no! They don't know."
"What do you mean you don't know? Don't many people know about it now? If anyone dares to mention this name again, I will make him run naked! Make his whole family run naked!!!"
The Elf Scout wanted to remind him that if he did so, it would only solidify his reputation. But seeing the furious Li Zhuoguang and remembering Smaug's fate, the Elf Scout decided not to offend him.
"By the way, what did you say just now?" Li Zhuoguang just remembered that the elf scout was here to deliver a message. Considering that he did not understand Sindarin, the scout delivered a verbal message.
"Mordor has learned that you have the One Ring, and the orc army is gathering here."
Li Zhuoguang recalled the fighting power of the orcs and waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, just go find the carriages. I will deal with the orcs when they come."
The scout did not persuade them, he just came to inform them of the news. The feat of slaying the dragon and capturing Dain alive made everyone dare not underestimate the strength of this group of people.
So after the scout delivered the message, he left.
In the Iron Hills Bunker in Mount Erebor.
Wearing a full-face helmet, Tiezu Dain asked his men, "What's going on?"
The dwarf nodded slightly and said, "The news has spread throughout Middle-earth. Now everyone is discussing the title of the Stripper. Even the Dunlending people who rarely come into contact with the outside world know that there is a perverted lord in human society who likes to watch people run naked.
No one cares about the dwarf Dain anymore..."
"Cough cough cough!!!"
“No one cares about that derogatory term anymore.”
"Well done. Remember, don't let anyone know that we helped spread the news."
Ironfoot Dain was so angry that he resorted to this desperate measure. He had no idea how strict the dwarves were with their words, especially when they were drunk...
(End of this chapter)
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