Super Bowl Domination
Chapter 430 Happy conversation
Chapter 430 Happy conversation
Before this, Levi heard Houston complain that once at 1:30 in the morning, someone knocked on his door. He thought it was a robbery in the middle of the night and even prepared a baseball bat and a gun. But it turned out to be an inspector who came to his house for a surprise urine test. Houston was speechless and amused.
Not only Levi, but Kelsey and others also thought that Houston was talking nonsense. Who would come to the house for a surprise urine test at 1:30 in the morning?
But now, Levi believed it.
Don't assume that something doesn't exist just because you haven't experienced it. Apparently, the league is very familiar with choosing strange times to conduct surprise urine tests.
After carefully checking the documents and confirming the identity, Levi politely returned the documents to the other party and went straight to the kitchen.
"Sorry, I don't feel anything right now. I need a drink of water."
Black-faced Yama was not surprised. "If it's not enough, you can drink two cups."
Levi turned his head and took a look.
Black-faced Yama explained, "According to my experience, the human body can only handle six cups of water in a short period of time before it must excrete. No matter who it is, as long as they drink six cups of water, we can definitely collect a sample."
Li Wei understood immediately. It seems that there are many players who refuse to cooperate with the inspection on the pretext that they don't have to pee. "Don't worry, a glass of water is enough for me."
After drinking a glass of water, Levi made an invitation gesture and went into the bathroom——
He must complete the action of collecting samples under the inspector's sight.
"To be honest, I'm kind of happy to see you." Levi started chatting.
The black-faced devil looked over with a "crazy" expression, doubting his ears. He had visited so many players and had never been welcomed.
Especially at this point in time.
Levi shrugged lightly, "After the regional competition last week, there was no surprise inspection. I was a little uncomfortable for a while, and I began to reflect on myself."
"Is it because I didn't perform well enough? Or is it because my performance is below the league's expectations? Otherwise, why didn't they conduct surprise inspections?"
"Thank God you finally showed up."
Black-faced Yama: ...
He didn't speak and didn't smile, but you could see the corners of his mouth twitching, and for a moment it was hard to tell whether he was speechless or grinning.
"But what's going on at this time?" Levi spread his hands, looking helpless. "You're working hard, and so am I. Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?"
The Black-Faced Yama couldn't help it after all, and a smile appeared in his eyes, but he quickly controlled himself and continued to maintain his usual expressionless look.
"Perhaps this is proof that you performed exceptionally well in the Federation Finals. They may have thought that by raiding before daybreak, they might be able to detect something that could not be detected."
It turns out that this is a deadpan comedian.
Levi raised his chin slightly, "Like a UFO."
puff.
The black-faced Yama smiled, but it was fleeting. He immediately controlled himself and nodded in agreement with a serious face, "Just like a UFO."
As soon as he finished speaking, Levi had already completed the sampling and handed it to the other party in person.
The Black-Faced Yama was already on standby, wearing blue rubber gloves, completing a series of sealing actions in front of Levi, and finally collecting the sample and putting a label on it.
Black-faced Yan Luo let out a breath so softly that it was barely audible. It would be great if other players were willing to cooperate in this way. He once tested wide receiver Josh Gordon, and Gordon held his urine for four hours under his watch, from afternoon to evening.
As a result, Gordon still couldn't bear the impact of six glasses of water, and gave the sample reluctantly, and, not surprisingly, the result was positive.
However, he was lucky. At least no physical conflict occurred. This was not the first time that Gordon resisted urine tests and directly physically assaulted others.
Anyway, the end of the story is that this talented quarterback who played for the Cleveland Browns failed the test more than once and missed nearly three seasons. He didn't return until last year, in November of the 2017 season, and caught a touchdown for the first time in three years.
However, this repeat offender is still a closely watched target of the entire alliance. "So, how will you send the samples to the laboratory?"
Levi's words came again, interrupting his thoughts. Black-faced Yama looked up again, but did not understand what Levi meant.
Levi explained.
"Do we need the Avengers to help? You know, the alliance's confidentiality level."
Ha. Ha. It was just a joke.
The black-faced Yama glared at Levi with his dead fish eyes, "Two drivers and eight armed security guards working in two shifts, ensure that it is delivered to the laboratory within 24 hours."
Finally, he also joked.
Levi's face was full of regret, "I was looking forward to the scene of 'Fast and Furious 5'."
The black-faced Yama glanced at Levi.
Logically speaking, a player like Levi, who is a rookie and an Asian, is like an alien who breaks into the football craze of the entire North America. He will often be besieged and rejected. Even in 2017 and 2018, some deep-rooted concepts can still be completely changed.
That's why the Kansas City Chiefs' game in Foxborough was so exciting.
however.
This is not the case.
At least judging from the news and experiences of Black Face Yama, people have always had a good impression of Levi. Not only the players and staff of the Kansas City Chiefs, but also the rumors in the league who have had direct or indirect contact with Levi are generally positive.
Originally, he thought it was Goodell who was pushing it behind the scenes, but now it seems that even if Goodell is the league's commissioner, he can't stop the gossip.
Just like the New England Patriots.
Even though they are the league's dominant force, there have always been controversies within the league about Belichick's inhumane militarized management, and the voices of disliking them and even hating them are much louder than expected.
The truth of the matter is that it is no coincidence that Levi has won a lot of word-of-mouth praise within the league.
"round-the-clock."
He said.
Levi looked over with a question mark on his face.
Black-faced Yama explained, "After the Super Bowl, generally speaking, players from both teams will undergo urine tests after the game, but after the game, surprise inspections may still be conducted within the next 24 hours."
Levi raised his chin slightly, "So, have you ever visited the players at the team's championship celebration party and asked them to provide test samples?"
Black-Faced Yama: ... "More than once."
"Haha." Levi imagined the scene and couldn't help but burst out laughing. No wonder there was a farce between the players and the league every now and then. "I'm looking forward to seeing you or your colleagues at midnight soon."
After a moment's reaction, Black-faced Yama realized what Levi meant.
He couldn't help but let a smile show in his eyes, but because of his position, he couldn't express his personal opinions or reveal any extra information, so he controlled himself and raised the toolbox in his hand, "Thank you for your cooperation, I need to go and hand the sample over to Captain America now."
Levi's face was calm, "Please give my regards to Black Widow."
Although the beginning was unexpected and the atmosphere was not pleasant, the ending was relaxing.
After sending away the Black-Faced Yama, Levi returned to bed again. Outside the window, heavy snow was falling. Amid the rustling sound, the whole world became quiet.
(End of this chapter)
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