Super Bowl Domination
Chapter 926 Retract and release freely
Chapter 926 Retract and release freely
Jost's back muscles were completely stiff. Who could have thought that Levi would tamper with the script in his first opening remarks and aim the gun at the program crew?
On the side, Michaels had a blank expression on his face and curled his lips, "Interesting."
Jost broke out in a cold sweat and felt his knees go weak. He thought it would be very interesting to witness an epic disaster, allowing the audience to see Levi's image different from that on the field; but standing next to Michaels and witnessing this disaster was another matter. It was completely impossible to concentrate.
then.
"So, I guess I should have a nickname like OJ instead of something like Runner."
LOL!
The whole audience burst into laughter and applauded like thunder——
"OJ" is the abbreviation of orange juice, and it is also the nickname of OJ Simpson, an NFL Hall of Fame running back. He is also recorded in history for the famous "wife murder case". The verdict that shocked the whole United States was called the "Trial of the Century", which condensed the turmoil in the entire American society.
If you are curious about the far-reaching impact of the OJ Simpson case, you can watch the Oscar-winning documentary "Simpson: Made in America".
Obviously, at this moment, Levi deliberately mentioned Simpson in a teasing way, which was not only bold but also sharp, and launched a counterattack around his own name.
There is no doubt that this is what "Saturday Night Live" needs. The audience in the studio loves this kind of joke and whistles one after another.
On the side, Jost was dumbfounded: So, this is what Levi calls nervousness?
So what would happen if Levi wasn't nervous?
Levi, standing on the stage, has completely relaxed at this point, and is able to perform with ease and power.
"Honestly, I'm nervous."
Hahahaha, the whole audience applauded and laughed, no one believed it at all.
Levi looked innocent.
"I'm serious. Hey, not everyone can withstand the pressure to sneak over to a talk show and leave their teammates in the middle of nowhere."
"Shh, don't tell Patrick."
The laughter simply couldn't be stopped. It was hard to imagine that in less than thirty seconds, the entire scene was completely under Levi's control.
"So, after I was confirmed to be on the show, I carefully studied the previous shows of Peyton Manning, Eli Manning and Tom Brady."
“They are both legends, without a doubt, and have a ton of support, which makes their opening statement very heartwarming.”
"I don't think it's because the production team is worried that the quarterbacks won't be able to fill the three-minute opening monologue, so they use the human wave tactic to fill the time."
puff.
Jost couldn't help laughing out loud, which was particularly conspicuous amid the thunderous laughter of the audience. He glanced at Michaels furtively, but found that Michaels was still staring at Levi with no change in expression. He felt slightly relieved.
The smile became even brighter.
The first half was the script; the last sentence was Levi's improvisation.
Jost had to admire that this guy was really brave. He had the same big heart that he had on the Super Bowl as he did on the "Saturday Night Live" stage.
Amid the laughter of the audience, Levi seemed exceptionally calm and composed, and continued on. "
"Peyton's parents and brother were all there, Eli even brought his entire offensive line, and Tom, for God's sake, he has a supermodel wife, phew, I don't fit in."
This time, the laughter was mixed with whistles and booing, and the whole studio was extremely lively.
"I'm sorry, I don't have anything."
"It's just me. Alone. All by myself. If this were a Western, it would be great, but alas, this is New York."
Teasing, complaining, and mocking.
The applause thundered again.
"When I told my dad I was going to try football, he was so happy, 'Oh yeah, is my son finally going to be the next David Beckham?'"
"Thanks, Dad. I know you're confident about your looks, but Beckham?"
Li Wei's face was full of doubt, and the audience burst into laughter. In front of the stage, a woman couldn't contain her excitement and jumped for joy, "Levi, I love you."
Levi gave a fake smile, "Thank you. I believe you said the same thing to David."
Hahaha.
This time, Levi didn't pause. "Besides, Dad, this football is not that football. We live in America. It took my father a while to realize that my dream of becoming a player like Beckham who can make a living by relying on his looks is shattered."
Spreading hands, helpless.
The audience laughed like crazy.
Levi continued, "But now, this dream seems to have been revived again."
As he spoke, Levi pulled his suit——
Louis Vuitton.
In an instant, the scene started to cheer, and the bustling cheers surged. There is no doubt that this is the hottest topic of this offseason.
Not even one.
After all, other topics have more or less thresholds, but gossip about football players endorsing luxury fashion brands does not, and everyone can discuss it.
Then, Levi didn't say anything else, but stood upright where he was.
At first, the audience didn't understand what was going on.
Swift's eyes widened, "Oops, Levi forgot the lyrics."
After waiting for a while and watching Levi change his pose and continue to freeze, people realized that Levi was imitating the model's pose.
So, is this a self-deprecating vase idol?
It's a little cold and I can't laugh.
The next second, Levi moved, leaning back and kicking out with his right leg. Although it was not 100% similar, it was still possible to see that this was Beckham's iconic crescent-shaped free kick posture.
puff.
Although it is a dry humor, I have to admit that it is really funny. I never expected that Levi's opening remarks tonight would make fun of Beckham. It seems that the lethality of the Louis Vuitton endorsement contract in recent times has exceeded that of idleness. Some people have already put Levi and Beckham together——
In a negative sense, people were sarcastic and mean, thinking that Levi was beginning to degenerate and might become a fashion star like Beckham.
Faced with such rumors, a direct response would seem too formal and too serious, while turning a blind eye would seem guilty and retreating, so "Saturday Night Live" lent its stage to Levi, allowing Levi to respond in a sarcastic and mocking manner.
Judging from the reaction on the scene, Levi completed an excellent task. It can also be seen from the side that Levi and Beckham should have a good personal relationship.
There was a rustling sound and low laughter was flowing.
Levi recovered himself and shook his head slightly, a little regretful, "British humor doesn't work well here, cold sweat."
A self-deprecating remark perfectly resolves embarrassment——
What if the baggage doesn’t work?
Levi gave the perfect answer.
Jost's eyes widened, and he couldn't help clapping his hands to cheer for Levi. Amid the thunderous applause from the audience, Jost shouted loudly.
“This is New York, not London.”
With this accompaniment, the humor was even better, and laughter echoed throughout the studio.
Levi spread his hands, still calm.
"It seems that I still need to continue learning how to make a living by my looks. This leaves me with no other options. I must reach the top and win the championship again next year."
What kind of twist is this?
For a moment, the studio erupted into thunderous applause and whistles, mixed with shouts of "Giant is the champion", it was extremely lively.
(End of this chapter)
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