Pure Yang!

Chapter 44: Yu Doesn’t Eat Fish, Jiang Hu’s Talisman

Taoyuan Square is dark at night.

"Fanfan, good morning!"

As soon as he entered the door, Wen He was holding a cup of freshly brewed coffee, smiling sweetly and greeting Zhang Fan.

"Sister Wen, that was He Fei just now, right? Why did he come here?" Zhang Fan came over and couldn't help but ask.

"Talking about business...The iron pot ash that Hulu purchased earlier was ordered by him."

As he spoke, Wen He looked at Jiang Hu next to him.

"By the way, the boss asked you to add 20 kilograms of carbon powder."

"Huh!?" Zhang Fan was stunned.

How much does a pound of toner cost?
Jiang Hulu sells a pound of iron pot ash for five thousand yuan, and ten pounds of carbon powder means a net profit of one hundred thousand yuan.

"This... is a bit heartless..."

"The boss said that even if you lose money, you can still earn it. If you lose your conscience, you can earn even more..." Wen He patted Jiang Hu's head: "Remember to do as he says."

"It's so fucking dark." Zhang Fan muttered to himself.

"Sister Wen, I heard that the He family has a huge business. To buy some pot ash, He Fei wouldn't have to go to their house in person, right?" Zhang Fan said casually.

"He has a company in Taoyuan Plaza, on the thirteenth floor..." Wen He said with a smile.

"A slimming and beauty company called [Slim Pig] is doing great business. Their monthly profit is equal to what our company makes in a year..."

"Skinny pig? Thirteenth floor?" Zhang Fan seemed to be thinking about something.

Wang Tiantian works on the thirteenth floor.

"He just dropped by today..."

At this point, Wen He patted Zhang Fan on the head, as if he saw through his thoughts, and said caringly: "Don't worry, Fanfan, no one can tell that Lao Yu wiped the ass."

"That's good!"

Zhang Fan breathed a sigh of relief and immediately looked at Yu Fu: "Old Yu, I'll treat you at noon today... There's a new chopped pepper fish head restaurant downstairs, how about we go and eat there?"

As soon as the words fell, the whole company suddenly fell into a dead silence. Wen He stared at Zhang Fan blankly, and Jiang Hu next to him also showed a strange expression...

As for Lao Yu, his eyes bulged and he glared at Zhang Fan fiercely. He put down the newspaper in his hand, snorted coldly, stood up, left his workstation, and walked out of the company gate.

"Did I say something wrong?"

Zhang Fan was confused and looked at Wen He and then at Jiang Hu.

"I forgot to tell you..."

Wen He looked apologetic and whispered, "Old Yu doesn't eat fish..."

"Ah!?" Zhang Fan was slightly stunned, seemingly unable to react.

"What do you mean?"

"Taboo... Not only does Old Yu not eat fish, you can't even mention it in front of him. Things like chopped pepper fish head, squirrel mandarin fish, scallion-fried yellow croaker, deep-fried flounder, spicy fish scales... you can't even mention them..." Wen He swallowed and said.

"Old Yu still has this taboo? There's no need to react so strongly." Zhang Fan muttered with a strange look on his face.

"It's okay. Ignorance is not a crime. I'll tell Lao Yu later." Wen He comforted him caringly.

Zhang Fan nodded, and glanced out of the corner of his eye, only to find that Jiang Lai's seat was empty.

"Sister Wen, where is Jiang Lai?"

"Oh, she took a day off today." Wen He said casually.

"Ask for leave? Where does she live?"

Before Zhang Fan finished his question, Jiang Hu next to him tugged at his shirt and said, "You've already met your senior, but you're still thinking about Jiang Lai. Is that appropriate?"

"How do you know?" Zhang Fanqi asked.

"Hey, I saw you guys in the lobby just now. You guys were chatting animatedly, so I didn't have the nerve to say hello to you."

Jiang Hu winked and said, "How is it?" "What do you mean by how is it? I just asked for a name." Zhang Fan curled his lips, walked to his workstation and sat down.

"Stop it……"

"People are greedy. At first they wanted to know what their sister's name was, and then they wanted to know how to call her." Jiang Hu looked incredulous.

"..."

"You are such a fucking bastard." Zhang Fan smiled knowingly and understood immediately.

"Listen to my advice. Ascetics are most afraid of women. Never believe what women say, even though it feels good sometimes..." Jiang Hulu said righteously.

"..."

"Are you really a cultivator?" Zhang Fan looked at Jiang Hu with a strange expression when he heard it.

"Now I understand why you were expelled from the sect."

"Which temple did you practice in before?" Zhang Fan was very curious. Which famous temple in the mountains could produce a talent like Jiang Hulu!
"I... by the way, Sister Wen... didn't you ask me to draw a [Food Transformation Talisman] for you a few days ago?"

Jiang Hu suddenly changed the subject.

There are more than a thousand kinds of Taoist talismans, and the [Food Transformation Talisman] is one of them. It is said that as long as you stick it on your belly, you will not get fat no matter how much you eat.

In addition, there is another way to use the [Food-Destroying Talisman], which is to cut the nail of your index finger, burn it together with the talisman, mix it with well water and drink it. In this way, you can lose 30 kilograms in a month without exercising or dieting.

Before, Zhang Fan had seen the record about this talisman in [Taoist Secret Records].

"Is it really so amazing?"

"The alchemy book says that a person's appetite is controlled by the index finger... Using the [Food-Transforming Talisman] to suppress the index finger can suppress appetite, stimulate insulin secretion, lower blood sugar, reduce gastric emptying, and increase satiety, thereby achieving the effect of reducing weight..."

"what!?"

Zhang Fan was stunned for a moment. He seemed to be listening to the science at the beginning, but why did it seem unreliable as he listened to the end? ?
"Sister Wen, can I give you a discount?"

"Forget it, Little Gourd. Your talismans... are really hard to describe. When you can practice them again, I will buy you some." Wen He curled her lips, with a polite smile on her face.

Jiang Hu has been practicing talismans since he was young, but Wen He said privately that he took an alternative path and something went wrong, causing his talismans to sometimes work and sometimes not, and sometimes accidents would occur.

For example, he had previously drawn a "ghost-avoiding talisman" for a client. This talisman was pasted on the door of the client's home. It was supposed to repel ghosts and evil spirits, but when the client used it at home, all the demons and monsters within a ten-mile radius were attracted...

As a result, the company lost a lot of money.

"To keep in shape, I might as well go to [Slimming Pig]. I heard they have a slimming essential oil that's amazing..."

When it comes to maintenance and beauty, no matter what kind of woman she is, her eyes can always shine with the same brilliance.

"Fanfan, do you want to come with me to take a look at it at noon?" Wen He said casually, "Isn't your senior sister also on the thirteenth floor?"

"How do you know that?" Zhang Fan was stunned.

"What Hulu said... the whole company knows!"

"..."

Zhang Fan turned to look at Jiang Hu, who smiled awkwardly.

"Forget it, I won't go." Zhang Fan shook his head.

After all, it is the He family's company. He did something bad and turned the other person's sister into a vegetable. It's better to stay away from them.

"Don't worry, the He family won't notice us anyway." Wen He walked over, patted Zhang Fan on the head, and comforted him intimately.

……

At this moment, on the thirteenth floor.

Compared to the shabby night, the whole floor belongs to the [Shouzhu Medical Beauty Technology Company]. In the lobby, many fat or black women are waiting. Next to them, there is a special receptionist who listens to customers' demands one-on-one.

In the innermost office, He Fei sat at the table with a few photos on it. They were of several people from Ye Buliang Company...

"Zhang Fan!"

At this time, He Fei picked up one of the photos, which showed Zhang Fan's appearance.

(End of this chapter)