1987 My Era

Chapter 158: God’s will plays tricks on us (ask for a guaranteed monthly ticket!)

When Li Heng returned to the dormitory, Zhang Bing was reciting a Chinese-English dictionary, with two foreign books about Silicon Valley next to him.

Li Heng picked up a foreign book and flipped through it, then asked casually, "Lao Zhang, are you planning to go abroad in the future?"

Zhang Bing shook his head. "I was just curious about the famous Silicon Valley, so I borrowed it from my fellow villager to have a look. Besides, I'm not a science or engineering major, so going to Silicon Valley won't help me much."

Li Heng nodded, put the book down, and asked again: "Why did you want to memorize the dictionary?"

Zhang Bing said: "After the college entrance examination, I had no books to read. I happened to see a fellow villager memorizing a dictionary, so I asked him to buy one and memorize it with him."

Li Heng leaned over to take a look: "Are you almost done reciting?"

Zhang Bing showed him the number of pages in the dictionary, "There are 49 pages left to memorize."

Li Heng gave a thumbs up and said sincerely, "That's great."

In the past, he had heard that some people could recite the Xinhua Dictionary, some could recite the Book of Songs and Jane Eyre, and some could recite the Collected Works of Shakespeare, but he had only heard it and had never witnessed it with his own eyes.

When I saw it today, I was still quite shocked.

In fact, he is also good at memorizing. He can basically memorize high school textbooks, including math books. But it is limited to textbooks, and dictionaries and textbooks are not species of the same dimension. Well, he really admires this kind of great man.

On the second day of school, he felt the familiar feeling he had not felt for a long time. Many people say that college is very relaxing and free, but he wants to say that in fact, good universities are very inward-looking.

Don't think that these kids are usually not very disciplined after class. When they are noisy, they are more noisy than those poor students in high school. They can play, are unscrupulous, and tell nonsense. But once they start to attend classes, work hard, and make efforts, it is a completely different scene, which will definitely make you doubt your life.

After all, for a nationally renowned university like Fudan, almost every student who is admitted was once one of the best in the local area. It is not an exaggeration to say that they are all chosen by heaven.

Now that they have entered university, none of them are willing to accept the last place in the class due to their proud and arrogant attitude. It is destined that from the moment they step into the campus, they will begin a life of crazy competition.

Like in his previous life, Li Heng studied at Wuhan University. When he entered, his college entrance examination score was the second to last in the class. He was under a lot of pressure at that time. Although he left the school with the first place in his major when he graduated, the whole process was not easy at all.

Thinking back to when he first received the admission letter from Wuhan University, he was showered with congratulations. It was like a spring breeze blowing on his face and a horse galloping, and he experienced all the joys of the world in one day. As the saying goes, the wedding night is the time when one’s name is on the list of successful candidates. How proud and hopeful he was before entering Wuhan University, how desperate he was after entering Wuhan University. The pressure of study, class assignments, exams, thesis proposals, reading literature and writing papers filled his entire four years of university.

Let me put it this way, apart from eating and writing love letters to Song Yu, Xiao Han and Chen Zijin, I basically spent all my time in classes and in the library reading books, looking up information and writing papers.

This is also the reason why he was able to graduate with the first place in his major and was directly assigned to the provincial government as a corporate slave.

Zhang Bing continued to memorize the dictionary, while Li Heng carefully read the comments about himself and "Cultural Journey" in the newspaper.

As a writer, it turns out that you still have to rely on your hard power. I was criticized by so many people before because of the royalty issue, but now I am praised by so many people. Needless to say, I feel so happy.

I bought a bunch of newspapers and read through them, but I didn't see any comments attacking me by Beijing Lao Wang. Eh? Has he changed his temper? Or what?
It's quite funny to say that the last time I published "The Troublemakers" on a small account, Lao Wang from Beijing also criticized it, saying that the writer had never been to Beijing and failed to write in the style of the Beijing's Troublemakers.

At that time, he wanted to spit at the other person: Damn it! This is your novel, your novel, you know it, right?
Damn it! It really fits the saying that there is no one that Jingcheng Lao Wang dare not criticize, and there is no one that Jingcheng Lao Wang does not criticize, and when he criticizes people, he uses all kinds of novel angles.

When the door of the dormitory on the first floor was about to close, five young men, Li Guoyi, Hu Ping, Zhou Zhangming, Tang Dailing and Li Guang, came back on time and brought ice cream for Li Heng and Zhang Bing.

Li Guoyi no longer mentioned using up all the Li Guang shampoo, but instead kept saying “She is so beautiful, like a fairy”.

Instructor Liu Jia is here.

As soon as she entered the room, she emphasized: "Tomorrow morning, get up on time at 5:30, pack your things, go downstairs and take the bus to go to the army for military training."

Li Guoyi poked his head out and said, "Teacher, I have a stomachache. Can I not go?"

The instructor stared into Li Guoyi's eyes and said, "A few minutes ago, I saw you guys eating popsicles downstairs. Now you tell me you have a stomachache?"

Li Guoyi covered his stomach and said, "Teacher, I just had an upset stomach from eating ice cream."

The counselor was not so easy to fool: "You can ask for leave, but go to the hospital and get a certificate to prove that you are really sick."

When he heard that he needed a doctor's certificate, Li Guoyi immediately shrank his head, turned over and kept silent.

Everyone found it funny, but they held back their laughter.

The instructor said to Li Guang, "Li Guang, during the military training, you will temporarily take over the position of squad leader and help manage the class affairs, especially the boys. You must notify them in time when there are some notifications."

Li Guang grinned happily: "Teacher, rest assured, I will complete the task."

After stressing the military training again, the instructor finally turned to Li Heng, who was taking a big bite of ice cream, and said, "Li Heng, come out."

I always felt that the instructor treated Lao Li differently, and everyone in the dormitory watched the two of them leave.

When he reached the corner of the stairs and saw that there was no one around, the instructor took out a box of sunscreen from her bag and handed it to him, "It's not given to you by me, and don't ask who gave it to you. Just guess it yourself, and take it."

See you L'Oreal.

The counselor is asked to act as a middleman again.

At this moment, Li Heng was numb. Well, it wasn't the first time he asked for something from someone, so Li Heng didn't bother to be pretentious anymore. He took the sunscreen and couldn't help asking, "Teacher, you have a good relationship with that person, right?"

The instructor looked up at him and smiled, "Don't ask about our relationship. But to be honest, I envy you. If it were another man, they would be overjoyed, but you always look reluctant."

Li Heng clarified: "I am not short of money."

"I know you are not short of money. There is no need to emphasize it. Your monthly rent is almost equal to my monthly salary. I can't even afford to live in your small building No. 26." The counselor was really envious.

Before leaving, she asked, "I heard that Li Xian is pursuing you?"

"Ah?" Li Heng had such a cute expression.

The instructor pointed at him and said, "Don't play dumb with me. The news that Li Xian is pursuing you has spread like wildfire in the girls' dormitory. I heard it twice when I went to check the dormitories tonight."

Li Heng: “.”

The instructor pondered for a few seconds and kindly reminded: "Li Xian just came back from abroad not long ago. She received Western education since childhood and her personality is not as conservative as ours. But you must not play with fire, because you owe her something. Her family dotes on her very much."

Li Heng blinked, "Teacher, what does this mean? I am confused."

The instructor said, "It's exactly what it says. I don't know why you're so charming, but I think a little girl like Li Xian won't last long in your hands."

She judged this way, the reason she was confused, the reason she said this was based on the person behind the sunscreen.

Li Heng was speechless: "No way, teacher, you think too highly of me."

"I don't care whether you think highly of me or not. You'd better not have a romantic relationship openly in school. Some leaders in the School of Management are very conservative. You'd better be careful to avoid being offended by them." The counselor advised.

Li Heng opened his mouth and said, "Hey, don't worry, teacher. I don't plan to find a partner in Fudan."

The instructor always felt that these words were strange, but he didn't know what was strange. He stared at him for a while, then turned and left.

A bottle of L'Oreal was given away, and a bottle of L'Oreal came back in return. Li Heng felt that this was God's will. It was as if God was calling out to him: Handsome boy, you must use L'Oreal for me.

When they saw him taking a bottle of sunscreen back to the dormitory, everyone in 325 was so jealous that they were envious!
Hu Ping and the others looked at each other, and then surrounded Li Heng and asked:

"Old Li, if you confess, you will be treated leniently. If you refuse, you will be treated severely! Tell the truth. Is the instructor your relative?"

Li Heng was too lazy to explain, and he couldn't explain it clearly, so he just put the sunscreen on the table: "Brothers, serve the people!"

After these words were spoken, the group of animals no longer asked about the relationship between Li Heng and his teacher, and went to study foreign things with a smile on their faces.

After the lights were turned off, the topic in the dormitory unsurprisingly turned to Zhou Shihe.

Li Guoyi yelled at Hu Ping: "Old Hu, it's not that we despise you, but you look so handsome and charming, but you don't even dare to approach her. If I had your skin, I would make sure you call her sister-in-law tomorrow."

Hu Ping was not willing to be outdone: "You just talk big, but how are you better than me just now? When Zhou Shihe glanced at you, weren't you more nervous than me? Didn't you hide behind me?"

Li Guang said at this time: "Zhou Shihe's eyes were so cold. When he glanced at me, my heart went cold."

Zhou Zhangming said, "Where is it cold? Little Li, you are being too sentimental. They are not looking for us at all. They are looking for companions."

Li Guang said: "It was cold too. I didn't dare to look her in the eye."

Tang Dailing, the shortest, spoke in the darkness: "Her companion is about the same height as Hu Ping, probably around 178cm tall, and also good-looking."

Li Guoyi said obscenely: "That tall woman's legs are really long, Old Tang, her legs are almost as long as yours, you can hug her thighs and act like a spoiled child, oh~ where have you been, you bastard? I want more~"

The voice was so lifelike that everyone got goosebumps.

Tang Dailing said angrily: "Go away! What's wrong with me being 168cm tall? Don't bully me, or I will stand on your bed and pee at night."

Li Guoyi surrendered immediately: "I won't bully you, I'll just go and piss off on Old Hu's bed. It's a waste of his skin. Bah, it's just a good-looking thing."

Li Heng listened for a while and asked, "Which college is Zhou Shihe from? Have you figured it out?"

Li Guang said, "Brother Heng, please stop talking. It makes me cry. We played finger-guessing games, and the loser got to strike up a conversation. But Lao Hu got scared at the critical moment. I stand on Guo Yi's side and I despise Lao Hu!"

Tang Dailing echoed: "I despise Lao Hu!"

Zhou Zhangming and Li Guoyi followed suit and shouted.

Hu Ping stretched his neck and argued: "You are really talking without any worries. If she was Liu Yue, I would have asked her courageously. But I really don't dare to ask Zhou Shihe because she has such a good temperament."

Immediately, Hu Ping responded with contempt: "Don't be stubborn, you just acted even more cowardly than I did!"

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