1987 My Era

Chapter 163, Choose Four from Six (Please Subscribe!)
During the three-hour journey from Wuxi to Shanghai, the boys and girls in the class were very lively. After a month of military training and getting along with each other, the initial strangeness and estrangement had faded away and they could talk to each other.

Over the past month, Li Heng has roughly figured out the temperaments of everyone in Group 325.

Among the boys in the class, Li Guang is the most active and selfless, and he also has good popularity.

Li Guoyi is the most lascivious, tells the most dirty jokes, and loves to comment on girls' sensitive parts in private.

Hu Ping is most interested in women.

Tang Dailing is the most straightforward. Although his Mandarin is terrible, he becomes a chatterbox once he gets to know people.

Zhou Zhangming and Zhang Bing were the calmest due to their age. However, there was a difference between the two. Zhou Zhangming was calm but also had a volatile side.

During the military training, he once grabbed the faucet from a boy from the Chinese Department while washing lunch boxes. The boy called him a country bumpkin and he immediately went berserk. In front of everyone, he grabbed the boy's hair and pressed him under the faucet for 2 minutes, soaking him from head to toe.

There were at least hundreds of people watching at the time, and many girls were frightened by Zhou Zhangming's ruthlessness.

Fortunately, the boy from the Chinese Department knew he was in the wrong and did not report it to the school or the instructor.

Listening to the chatter of people around him, Li Heng sighed that it was great to be young. The age when he could jump, sing and dance was the most unforgettable thing in his previous life.

Perhaps it's his physical vitality, but over the past six months, his mentality has been slowly changing. He's become younger and he likes hanging out with people of his age more and more.

As soon as he returned to the dormitory, Li Guoyi ripped off the buttons and opened his military training uniform and said, "I am completely obsessed with those ballet girls. I am horny and thirsty. No, I can't stand it anymore. I'm going to seek revenge on them."

Zhou Zhangming asked: "Revenge? Do you know what their major is?"

Li Guoyi said proudly: "Don't question me. I am an expert in this area. Those girls are from the Faculty of Philosophy."

Tang Dailing said: "I don't understand, why do girls study philosophy? What's the point?"

Zhou Zhangming also didn't understand: "I think so too. For men, forget about it, but for women, studying religion, Marxism, logic, aesthetics, etc. every day, can they make a living? How can they get married in the future?"

Li Heng interrupted, "You don't understand this. Girls who study philosophy can enter the system and are very popular."

Li Guoyi opened his hands and said in a strange voice: "With such big breasts and such a nice butt, how can they not be popular? If I were their leader, I would ask them to work overtime every day, and if they did a good job, I would give them promotions and wealth."

Li Guang scolded him: "Then you must be a corrupt official. You will definitely end up in prison and eat peanuts."

Li Guoyi walked with his legs spread wide, swept his hair with his right hand, and shouted with his eyes open: "It doesn't matter, how does the saying go, dying under the peony flowers is also romantic! I can die, but I must be romantic."

Everyone was collectively speechless.

Hu Ping said: "It's not worth dying for a woman. You only have one life. If you don't live to be old, you will be sorry for yourself."

Li Guoyi twisted his mouth and said, "Are you tempted by Liu Yue?"

Hu Ping subconsciously glanced at Li Heng and said, "Are you looking for a fight? You're deliberately exposing my scars?"

Li Guoyi immediately chuckled, his face drooling: "Let's not talk about Liu Yue, what's the name of that beautiful girl in the 11th company? When are our two dormitories going to have a get-together?"

Hu Ping said: "It's Wei Xiaozhu. I'm communicating with them. My junior high school classmates said that they need to go back to the dormitory and vote to decide."

Li Guang jumped up and asked impatiently: "My dear Hu, when will there be a result?"

Hu Ping said, "Maybe tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. When there is a result, my classmates will come and tell me."

All greasy, they went to the bathhouse to take a shower. After coming back, they started a meaningful chat.

Seeing that Li Heng didn't say anything for a long time, Li Guang asked: "Brother Li, what are you thinking about?"

Li Heng said: "Listening to you guys chatting, I was thinking about a question."

Li Guang asked: "What's the problem?"

Li Heng said: "If you have grandma, 40 yuan, a beautiful woman, a dog, a Mercedes-Benz car and your mother, and you can only take 4 out of the six, who would you choose?"

Zhang Bing was the first to speak up: "This is a question worth exploring. I choose the living ones: grandma, beautiful lady, puppy and mother."

Tang Dailing asked: "Brother Bing, you are already married, why do you still choose a beautiful woman?"

Li Guang echoed: "That's right, brother soldier, you are not honest. Why not exchange the beautiful woman for 40? Your family will live a life of luxury for the rest of their lives."

Zhou Zhangming said at this time: "I would also choose living things. After all, money is something outside of the body. You can't bring it with you when you are born, and you can't take it with you when you die. The most important thing is to cherish the living."

Li Guoyi asked, "It's important to be alive. If you have to eat sweet potato rice every day, and the beautiful lady has no pants to wear every day, and you have to fight with your grandmother and mother for pants every day, then Lao Zhou would ask you what would you do?"

"Hahaha!" Everyone was amused by this Ha Bao.

Zhou Zhangming was not convinced and asked, "If I let you choose, what would you choose?"

Li Guoyi waved his right hand vigorously in the air: "My grandmother passed away, and my mother is a stepmother, I don't want these two! Of course I choose 40, a beautiful woman, a car, and a dog. You can envy me, look at me wearing gold and silver, driving a car with a beautiful woman to the beach for a ride, when I'm hungry I cook the dog and when I'm full I do that. Misty, you know."

Li Guang said: "When you are well fed and warm, you will think about sex."

Li Guoyi held Li Guang's head and kissed him, then said in a sly voice, "Yes! That's right! Great! You're such a fucking genius!"

"Get lost, it's all saliva." Li Guang pushed Li Guoyi away with a look of disgust.

Li Guang said: "If I choose, it would be grandma, mom, puppy and 40 yuan."

Li Guoyi asked: "Don't you want a beautiful woman?"

Li Guang said: "It doesn't matter whether she is beautiful or not. What matters is that she gets along with me. Otherwise, I can't stand fighting and cursing every day."

Li Guoyi asked Hu Ping, "Old Hu, if I were to ask you, what would you choose?"

Hu Ping said: "I choose grandma, mom, sedan and 40 yuan."

Li Guoyi exclaimed: "Damn it! I always thought that the two of us were different. We couldn't live without meat, bah! We couldn't live without beautiful women. How dare you break your promise and even don't want beautiful women?"

Hu Ping said disdainfully: "I already have 40 yuan and a car, why do I need a beautiful woman? Beautiful women will come to me automatically, okay? You have no ambition."

Li Guoyi slapped his thigh and gave a thumbs up, "Awesome! Awesome! I, Old Hu, really have foresight. When a beautiful woman comes to me, I will party every night and give birth to a football team of kids. Let your grandma and mom take care of them. Then they will have no time to care about your feasting and drinking. Damn it! Old Hu is really a role model for our generation!"

Hu Ping's face was filled with black lines.

Everyone clapped their hands and laughed.

After laughing, everyone in the dormitory looked at Li Heng, wanting to know what choice Li Heng, the instigator of this problem, would make?
Facing everyone's gaze, Li Heng said: "Grandma, mom, puppy and Mercedes-Benz car."

Li Guang climbed up to the head of his bed and touched his forehead: "Oh my god, Brother Li, you are not having a fever, are you confused by the fever? Why don't you want to spend 40 yuan on such a beautiful woman?"

Li Heng said: "No."

Hu Ping asked: "Lao Li, what's the reason?"

Li Heng stretched lazily and said quietly, "Because I believe that these two things will not be lacking in the future."

"Grass!"

"Let Lao Li show off!"

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In the next two minutes, everyone in the dormitory was filled with righteous indignation and condemned Li Heng.

After attacking Li Heng, he attacked Hu Ping, saying that the two were too handsome and that if they didn't give their brothers the chance to play supporting roles, they would have no chance to survive.

Then he attacked Zhang Bing, saying that everyone is still single, but you, Zhang, have already had your wedding night. It's so unfair.

That night, the seven people in the dormitory took turns criticizing each other. The atmosphere was very good and we didn’t go to bed until late at night.

After the military training, there will be a three-day holiday for National Day.

However, the instructor required that everyone must rush to the classroom at 10 a.m. on October 1st to elect class leaders.

Because new books will be distributed on the afternoon of the 3rd, class leaders need to go to the first floor of the library to pick them up.

After everyone arrived, the instructor called Li Heng out of the classroom and asked:

"You performed very well in the art performance yesterday. The school leaders who attended the performance praised you highly after returning to school. Do you have any thoughts about the class monitor?"

Li Heng shook his head, "Teacher, I don't have time."

Being rejected was expected. The instructor asked, "Have you thought about speaking on behalf of the freshmen? Are you really not interested?"

Li Heng still shook his head, "Not interested, let the school find someone else."

ps: I have a flight to catch this afternoon. I had a surgery last year and had an appointment for a follow-up check-up tomorrow morning. The update will be a little later tomorrow.

This chapter was written on my phone while on the road, so the quality may not be very good, sorry. (10 words were updated in the first four months of October, which should not affect the average daily output of 4 words this month, so don't worry.)
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