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Chapter 12: A Prosecution of Thieves
[You must be the Douyin anchor Dafei. Were you a provincial Sanda athlete? ]

[Yes, it's me. What can I do for you? ]

【Let me introduce myself. My last name is Xiao Yu, and I am a master of traditional martial arts and a descendant of the Daodao Sect. The audience in the live broadcast room can find me by searching for "Daodao Sect·Xiao Yu" on Tiaole and P Station. 】

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[In front of all the viewers in your live broadcast room, I will challenge you. I will let you know what real Kung Fu is. ]

……

[When I said I was going to challenge you, I didn't say now. I came to you today to invite you to challenge me. Since you accepted, that's fine. I will be there on time in a week. You should be ready...]

……

The live broadcast slices of several clips have been played.

The figure of anchor Dafei appeared in the screen.

Facing the camera, Da Fei looked serious and began to talk: "As you can see, this 'master' named Xiao Yu is the weirdo I encountered these two days."

"He claimed to be the descendant of an ancient martial arts sect - the Daowen Sect. When I was live streaming yesterday, he suddenly broke into my boxing gym and challenged me."

"According to him, he came out of retirement to restore the reputation of traditional martial arts. So he found me as his first stop."

In the video, the anchor Da Fei took out a stack of 100-yuan bills, shook them, and continued, "But after I accepted his request to challenge him, he didn't dare to fight me. Instead, he threw me 10,000 yuan and agreed to come and fight me again in a week. The stakes are 200,000 yuan."

"During this period, more than 4,000 viewers in my live broadcast room witnessed the whole process. If you want to know the whole process, you can search for my live broadcast clip last night on Tiaole."

"Speaking of this, I'm sure everyone in front of the screen understands what this 'master' is."

"He is another liar who, after Qigong master Yan Fang, Tai Chi master Lei Lei, and Hunyuan Xingyi master Ma Baoguo, has used the banner of traditional martial arts to cheat, deceive, and defraud people of ill-gotten gains."

"Snapped."

Throwing away the stack of hundred-dollar bills in his hand, the anchor Dafei stood up and spoke righteously.

"It is these so-called 'masters' who constantly, excessively, and unrealistically package traditional martial arts, portraying them as magical skills that can instantly beat all modern scientific fighting techniques such as boxing, Sanda, Muay Thai, Taekwondo, and mixed free fighting, causing more and more people who love fighting to be deceived."

"I admit it. Traditional martial arts have their merits."

"But we also need to reflect and face up to the fact that traditional martial arts are indeed no match for many foreign fighting techniques that have undergone systematic training in the ring and in actual combat."

"To put it bluntly, most so-called kung fu is just a way to keep fit and entertain yourself."

"Batch after batch of 'masters', no matter how much they promote and package, can only push traditional martial arts deeper into the garbage heap."

"As for what 'ancient martial arts' are, those who understand will understand, I am too lazy to explain more."

The words fell.

The anchor Dafei in the video sat down again, took a sip of tea, and said, "However, do you think the matter ends here?"

"no!"

"We greatly underestimated the courage of this 'Master of the Dao Sect'."

Video screen switching.

The camera came to a square, facing the roof of a building.

A young man in a white robe was holding a microphone and shouting.

【Stomach cut! 】

[Good evening. I am the master of traditional martial arts, the heir of the Daoist school, Xiao Yu.]

[You can find me by searching for "Wen Dao Men·Xiao Yu" on apps like Tiao Le, P Station, and Man Shou. ]

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[I, Xiao Yu, want to announce something to the world... Stop grilling the cold noodles. Listen to me first.]

[I came to the Dao Sect, which is a legitimate ancient martial arts sect of Dongda. I heard that in recent years, too many lawless people have used the name of traditional martial arts to cheat people and make money, which has damaged the reputation of my traditional martial arts.]

[Now! I, Xiao Yu, obey my master's orders and go down the mountain to clear my name! I sincerely invite fighting and martial arts masters from all over the world to compete with me fairly. In order to promote the heritage of our great Chinese nation and the prestige of our Chinese nation. ]

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Accelerate image processing.

Finally it stops at the node where two banners unfold.

A banner read: [Is there any expert in Luocheng who would fight me? ]

Another one reads: [Los Angeles is full of garbage.]

The video then cut back to the host Dafei.

"Yes. You read that correctly."

"After I issued the challenge, our Master Xiao Yu went to the Los Angeles Museum to do something."

"It was a tactical attack, provoking the people of Los Angeles and disturbing social order. It also attracted the police."

"He still didn't stop after that. He did something similar in Changcheng this morning. Due to the length of the video, I won't post the relevant video. It's all over the Internet now, so please search for it yourself."

"I just heard that he is going to Liu Honggang's place to do some work again."

"..."

"Alas." In front of the camera, anchor Da Fei sighed deeply: "I can't help but ask."

"brother."

"Are you so anxious to get angry?"

"You're just doing this endlessly. You never have a second to spare, right?"

"The world is about to end? If it doesn't become popular, will it be too late for you?"

"If you jump up and down like this, making people hate you, and think black is beautiful, what good will it do even if you become famous? You will still be condemned by everyone."

"Whether in the fighting world or the broadcasting world, as a senior, I would like to give you a piece of advice."

"Don't put yourself in this situation."

Say it.

The anchor Da Fei stood up and bowed to the camera: "Finally, netizens in front of the screen, please do not believe that Xiao Yu and all the traditional martial arts scammers like Xiao Yu. Don't pay money, don't buy lessons. Be careful not to be deceived."

"Friends who are interested can wait six days and watch the duel between Xiao Yu and me in my live broadcast room."

"If he dares to come."

Video playback ends.

The comments section is already in an uproar.

[When did this genius appear? He is so awesome! ]

[Awesome awesome…]

【Support Modern Fighting! 】

【@Milky pink head, come and eat the melon. 】

【666666! 】

[I watched the whole thing from beginning to end! This guy is really asking for death! ]

[Oh my god! When I first started following him last night, he had a few hundred followers, but now he has 30,000! Did he become popular so quickly?]

[He went in quickly.]

[Traditional martial arts scammers have three old tricks. If you ask, you're a master. If you fight, you'll fight again in the future. In the future, the police will come in and disperse.]

[As long as I don’t fight, I will always be the master! ]

[Nothing wrong with it. When I go out, I give myself the identity I want. (Covering my face)]

[Are all people who practice traditional martial arts mentally ill? ]

[Yes! Otherwise, why would he practice traditional martial arts? ]

[Does anyone really believe this now? ]

【You have to believe that there are never enough liars. 】

[Six days later, Xiao Yu will come. I will have diarrhea while standing upside down! ]

[The anchor can’t say that either. Many well-known boxers in China have also learned traditional martial arts.]

[Do you think they would be more famous if they had not learned traditional martial arts? ]

[Location: Changcheng! I was there this morning. At first, someone started fighting him, and he said the other person was too weak. Then a professional Sanda fighter came, and he ran so fast! Hundreds of people couldn't catch up with him! ]

【Hahahahahahahaha, I’m dying of laughter.】

[My intuition tells me that a martial arts superstar on the level of Teacher Ma is rising...]

[He is not as cute as Teacher Ma. ]

[Hurry up and go to Liu Honggang's live broadcast room! Master Xiao Yu is here to challenge the master! ]

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As one comment said.

At the same time when anchor Dafei released the video, Xiao Yu had already appeared in the boxing gym of Changcheng internet celebrity Liu Honggang.

"Snapped!"

Xiao Yu casually threw down a stack of one thousand hundred-yuan bills, shook his white robe, and looked at Liu Honggang in front of him expressionlessly: "How is it? Do you accept my challenge? This is a deposit of one thousand yuan. If you win, I'll give you two hundred thousand."

Tuesday is the closing day of Liu Honggang Boxing Gym.

Therefore, there were only him and Xiao Yu in the museum at this time.

Filmed by a live camera.

Liu Honggang, who looked honest, was silent for a moment, touched his short hair, bent down to pick up a thousand yuan, and frowned: "You gave Dafei a deposit of ten thousand, right? Why is it only one thousand for me?"

Xiao Yu: "I don't have enough money."

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(End of this chapter)