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Chapter 23 Fart is the Soul of Shit
Swiping left to return to the message interface, Xiao Yu clicked on Xiao Guanguan's avatar again.

As a young person, Xiao Guanguan is undoubtedly much more "sensible".

Thirty-one messages, all text.

It took Xiao Yu thirty seconds to finish reading it from top to bottom.

His aunt said four things in total.

First, Xiao Guanguan knew about his "runaway" from the letter on the day he ran away from home. But at that time, she thought that he just wanted to go out and relax because his work was not going well, so she did not tell Chen Banxian.

Second, the poor family is rich on the road, Xiao Guanguan also transferred him 2,000 yuan...

Third, I learned about his online situation from my classmates. I also watched his live broadcast at Xiangni Music Square last night.

Fourth, Xiao Guanguan and Chen Banxian had already taken the train to Xiangni this morning...

Xiao Yu: “…”

Xiao Yu immediately turned on the camera, recorded a video of the scenery outside the car window, sent it over, and typed a reply.

[The soul of fart is shit: Don't worry, I'm fine. I'm out. ]

Xiao Guanguan replied immediately!

Launch a three-hit wave.

[AAA professional Feng Shui fortune telling: Xiao Yu, you finally replied! ]

[AAA professional Feng Shui fortune telling: Are you okay? ]

[AAA professional Feng Shui fortune telling: Are you in a police car? Which police station are you in? My grandpa and I have brought money.]

[The soul of fart is shit: I'm in a taxi. I'm fine, you guys should go back quickly. ]

After waiting for about ten seconds, the other party replied.

[AAA professional Feng Shui fortune telling: Where are you? Let's go find you. Grandpa said he won't beat you. ]

Xiao Yu: “…”

"Buzz-buzz-"

At this time, Chen Banxian sent a voice call.

Xiao Yu hung up without any hesitation.

[AAA professional Feng Shui fortune telling: Grandpa asked you to answer the phone. He said he would not scold you. He promised.]

[The soul of fart is shit: I am still very busy, so I won’t answer it. You guys go home, I am going to Dongda Capital now. ]

[AAA professional Feng Shui fortune telling: Beijing! Were you escorted to Beijing? ]

[Fart is the soul of shit: ???]

Picking up the phone, Xiao Yu spoke directly: "I'm just going to Beijing to do some work. I'm fine. Don't worry, go home. I'll tell you in detail when I get back."

After saying that, Xiao Yu exited Xiao Guanguan's chat interface.

Finally clicked on Xiao Yaya’s.

His second aunt only sent him six messages in total.

There are two cute emojis among them...

【I saw your news on Tiaole! 】

(Shocked emoji.)
【You have become an Internet celebrity! 】

[Brother! Your fan count has exceeded one million! How scary! ]

(Kneeling emoji.)
[Brother, you are awesome! You are also very popular in our class! ]

Xiao Yu couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth with a smug arc and typed a reply.

[The Soul of Fart is Shit: Do you know how to call me brother now? ]

Xiao Yaya also replied immediately!

[AAA rejects feudal superstition: Brother! You will always be my brother! You give me so much face! ]

【AAA rejects feudal superstition: By the way, brother, my elder sister and grandpa went to look for you. Grandpa brought an electric drill and said he wanted to drill your balls out. Let this group of evil beasts in our Xiao family be wiped out completely.】

Xiao Yu: “…”

[AAA rejects feudal superstition: Brother, what are eggs? ]

Xiao Yu: “…”

After a moment of silence, Xiao Yu sent a voice message to change the subject: "Xiao Ya, has anyone called you to harass you these days?"

【·）｝19'____」】

Voice sent.

Xiao Yu clicked it.

Xiao Yaya's low voice, which she tried to keep low, was immediately heard through the receiver.

"Brother, I didn't get any harassing phone calls. My eldest sister got a few, but not many. It was my grandpa's phone that got bombarded with calls. Many of your fans teased my grandpa, saying they wanted to have their fortunes told. My grandpa no longer knew which one was real and which one was fake."

"Yeah." Xiao Yu replied: "Hold on for a while. I'll be done with my work soon. Are you in class? Don't talk if you're in class." [AAA rejects feudal superstition: It's okay. Brother, when are you going to jail? ]

Xiao Yu was shocked.

"..."

"……what?"

[AAA rejects feudal superstition: I boasted to my classmates that I would be in prison soon. My classmates admired me very much.]

【Fart is the soul of shit: ???????????????】

【AAA rejects feudal superstition: Brother, I have always thought that you are a good candidate to go to prison.】

(Waving red flag emoji.)
Xiao Yu: “…”

After a long silence, he finally sent a voice message: "I'll transfer you to another school when I get back."

Also exit from Xiao Yaya's chat interface.

Xiao Yu quickly scanned the news about other friends, acquaintances, and relatives.

Someone comforted him.

Some people asked about his situation.

There are also those who are sarcastic and mocking.

There are also people who ask him to borrow money.

The reason is: once you get in, all the money given by netizens in the past few days will be confiscated. It is better to transfer it to him and let him keep it for you...

Not worth replying to at all.

"squeak--"

At this moment, the taxi braked suddenly.

The driver raised his watch and said expressionlessly, "We've arrived at the high-speed rail station."

"Oh, okay." Coming back to his senses, Xiao Yu opened the scan and asked, "How much is it?

"The fare is twenty-seven, and the service fee is one dollar, a total of twenty-eight."

"Di-"

Xiao Yu scanned the code and paid.

"Express mail has arrived, twenty-eight yuan."

Hearing the notification tone of his mobile phone, the driver immediately turned around and asked, "Are you Xiao Yu?"

"Yes. Do you know me?" Xiao Yu was surprised.

"I saw it on a slow hand."

"I see. Do you want a photo?"

"You're just trying to attract attention. I need you to get out of the car as soon as possible." The driver shouted.

Xiao Yu: “…”

"Om-"

After getting out of the car, the driver stepped on the accelerator, spraying exhaust gas in Xiao Yu's face.

Xiao Yu: “…”

"There are still some brave people in Xiangni City."

"But it seems that as a popular public figure, I have to hide my identity from now on..."

Xiao Yu put his hands behind his back, found a nearby clothing store, and bought a set of everyday clothes.

Change out of the eye-catching Wendaomen Hanfu.

Then he walked into a nearby pharmacy and said to the white-coated man busy sorting medicines behind the counter, "Boss, give me a bag of masks."

"Three dollars."

The man in the white coat glanced at Xiao Yu and threw a bag of masks from the glass counter in an unhappily manner.

"Clap."

Fell on the table.

Xiao Yu: “…”

Xiao Yu: "Do you know me too?"

The white coat looked up: "You are the prostate. Do I have to know you?"

Xiao Yu: “…”

Xiao Yu: "You Xiangni citizens are really annoying."

……

(End of this chapter)