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Chapter 28 What is Xiao Yu going to do?
The interior room of the magnificent office of the president of Tiao Le.

Six secretaries stood side by side, staring blankly at Xiao Yu and Zhao Xiansheng who were sitting cross-legged on the mahogany desk.

"Relax."

Xiao Yu closed his eyes tightly and spoke slowly: "Relax."

Zhao Xiansheng, who also closed his eyes, repeated in a low voice: "Relax..."

"Yes. Relax. Feel your body, feel nature."

“Feel the body…feel nature…”

"Stretch your muscles and activate your joints, and sink your qi into your dantian."

"Stretch your muscles and activate your joints... sink your qi into your dantian... Master, where is your dantian?"

Xiao Yu: “…”

Xiao Yu: "Relax the muscles and activate the joints, and sink the qi into the navel."

"…relax the muscles and tendons…sink the qi into the navel…"

"Okay, keep feeling it. Feel the electricity flowing through your nerves, the friction between your bones, the blood flowing through your veins, and the urine filling your bladder."

"…feel…feel the blood flowing through your veins, feel the urine filling up your bladder…the bladder."

Keeping the cross-legged posture, Xiao Yu frowned slightly: "You are upset. Relax again."

"...Yes, Master."

"Come on, relax."

"Relax..."

“Feel the body, feel nature.”

“Feel the body…feel nature…”

At the door, six secretaries and outer disciples of the Daoist Sect looked at each other.

"Is this traditional martial arts?" the leading female secretary whispered.

"Senior, you're not going to say it anymore." The only male secretary said with a serious expression: "This is the Semi-Immortal Scripture. It belongs to the traditional martial arts mentality."

"What are you beeping for?" Xiao Yu closed his eyes and scolded, "If you don't want to watch, get out."

The six people immediately stood in a serious position.

"...Where should I go now?" Xiao Yu asked.

"Feel the electric current passing through the nerves." Zhao Xiansheng answered with his eyes closed.

"Yes. Feel the current passing through the nerves." Xiao Yu continued: "Feel the bones rubbing between the joints... Are you relaxed?"

"Relax, Master."

"Okay, let's move on to the next step. Take a deep breath." Xiao Yu took a deep breath.

"Take a deep breath..." Zhao Xiansheng inhaled.

"Full."

"hiss……"

"Hold it. Try to hold it."

"..."

Zhao Xiansheng obediently held his breath and expanded his chest.

"Hold it. Yes." Xiao Yu opened his eyes slightly: "Hold it."

"..."

"Hold it back."

"..."

Zhao Xiansheng's face began to turn slightly red.

"Keep holding it in."

"..."

Zhao Xiansheng's face turned red.

"Hold on! Hold on!"

"..."

Zhao Xiansheng's face gradually turned red and purple, and his body began to tremble slightly.

"Okay!" Xiao Yu encouraged: "Hold on for another ten seconds. Ten, nine, eight... three, two and a half..."

"..."

Zhao Xiansheng staggered.

"Two! One! Good! Exhale! Inhale!"

"H-hiss-"

"Very good." Xiao Yu smiled mysteriously: "What do you feel?"

“Hu…Hu…Hu…Hu…” Zhao Xiansheng gasped for a long time as if he was trying to survive: “A little…a little dizzy.”

"Congratulations, you found the highlight. Do you know why you felt dizzy?"

"Huh... I don't know..."

"I fainted from holding it in." Everyone present: "..."

"...I see." Zhao Xiansheng took another deep breath.

"It's nothing great." Xiao Yu said, "Anyone would feel dizzy if they were to hold it in. Don't be too proud. The way of cultivation requires humility."

"Disciple understands."

"Very good. You have adjusted your body initially. Next, let's get to the point." Xiao Yu closed his eyes again and continued to talk nonsense: "The Half-Immortal Sutra emphasizes that there must be a seed of immortal energy in the body. Now, I will pass this seed to you. You must take root and sprout well."

"Can you...give it to me?" Zhao Xiansheng opened his eyes and hesitated.

"Yes."

"...Yes." Zhao Xiansheng closed his eyes again and opened his mouth slightly.

Xiao Yu: “…”

Xiao Yu: "Not with your mouth. Use your hands. Stretch out both hands."

"Oh oh." Zhao Xiansheng reacted and quickly stretched out his arms with his five fingers together.

"Swish, swish, swish -"

Xiao Yu rubbed his hands vigorously and quickly.

After rubbing for a while, he placed his palms on Zhao Xiansheng's palms.

"Snapped."

"How does it feel?" Xiao Yu asked.

"Hot." Zhao Xiansheng was startled: "Why are your hands so hot?"

"It'll get hot no matter who rubs it."

"..."

"I want you to feel something else." Xiao Yu guided: "For example, a wisp of air is flowing through your body."

"…I'm sorry, Master." Zhao Xiansheng frowned, "I didn't feel any anger."

"No." Xiao Yu corrected: "You felt it. I said you felt it, so you felt it. If you can't feel it now, you will be able to feel it in the future."

"Yes." Zhao Xiansheng decisively changed his words: "I felt it."

"Okay. That's it." After perfunctorily fooling around, Xiao Yu quickly stood up and jumped off the desk: "The power transmission is over. From now on, insist on meditating for thirty minutes every day. When you have completely adjusted your body, I will take you to practice the Half-Immortal Sutra."

"Yes, Master." Zhao Xiansheng opened his eyes, got off the table, and bowed deeply to Xiao Yu with a complicated look.

"Let's get down to business now."

Completely ignoring Zhao Xiansheng's doubtful mentality, Xiao Yu sat down on the boss chair, leaned his elbows on the table, put his fingers together, and said, "I know that Manshou's company is also in Beijing. My Manshou account has also been blocked by them. Tonight, I need you to take me to see their company's boss. I don't want to jump up from the outside of the building like Spider-Man."

"Okay." Zhao Xiansheng took out his phone and quickly responded, "I'll contact Mr. Wang, the CEO of Slow Hand."

"There are also a lot of heads of companies such as Jubo, Pornhub, KanVideo, and PainXun, all of whom have made appointments to come out."

"Master." Zhao Xiansheng looked up: "Some of these people are very busy, and most of them are not in the capital. They may not all be here before tonight."

"No matter how busy you are, can it be more important than meeting me?"

"……No."

"So." Xiao Yu waved his hand: "Whatever you think of, as long as you are still in Dongda, you must come tonight. I know that you damn capitalists all have private jets."

"clear."

"Hmm..." Xiao Yu leaned back tactically and leaned back in the boss chair. He pondered for a moment and said, "As the boss of a Fortune 500 company, you will definitely be involved in various business associations and parliamentary activities. So you can also get in touch with some leaders of the Federal East District Department, right?"

"Okay." Zhao Xiansheng observed Xiao Yu.

"Give me a piece of paper." Xiao Yu stretched out his hand: "And a pen."

The six secretaries standing by the door immediately rushed forward and handed over six notebooks and six pens.

"From these six pens... choose this one."

Xiao Yu picked up a set at random and wrote quickly on the notebook.

[Human Federation Eastern Region Sports Department. 】

【Eastern Region Broadcasting and Culture Administration. 】

【Tohoku University and the Peking University Science Institute. 】

[Human Federation Eastern Region Information Control Headquarters. ]

【…】

The more he wrote, the more frightened Zhao Xiansheng became.

By the second half of the page, his scalp was already tingling.

"..."

What is Xiao Yu going to do? !

……

About five minutes later.

Xiao Yu wrote a whole page, tore it off with a "rip", and handed it to Zhao Xiansheng: "Tonight, I will meet with those bosses first. But tomorrow, I want to meet with these department heads."

"..." Zhao Xiansheng pursed his lips and took the paper: "I will try my best..."

……

(End of this chapter)