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Chapter 41 Jedi counterattack!

“…I didn’t do anything!”

Seeing Chen Banxian lying on the ground, peaceful and motionless, the old boxer Liu Dali panicked and stepped back repeatedly with his hands raised: "He tripped me."

"..."

"Grandpa!" Xiao Guanguan was the first to react, and covered his face with both hands in fear. Then he stumbled to the front of the ring: "Grandpa... Grandpa, are you okay?!"

"..."

"Puch."

Among the other bloggers, media, and the public who had come to their senses, some couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

Then the whole place exploded.

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Is your grandpa dead?"

"Maru spicy!"

“Haha ...…”

"Isn't it so fast? I came all the way here."

"I saw it clearly, it was indeed you who tripped the other person."

"Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose……"

"Traditional martial arts are worthy of their reputation. This skill of touching clothes and falling 18 times is enough to make you fall down."

"Excellent!"

"Oh, I can't hold it anymore. I'm dying of laughter..."

"Wendao Sect is awesome!"

"What on earth was I expecting?"

"Where's the stretcher team? Go for it!"

"Don't help! Why would you help if you didn't trip me?"

"Dead. Dead, my family."

"Todai can't live without traditional martial arts. Just like the toilet can't live without noodles with soybean paste."

"When the stars of the human federation shine."

"I can only say... it's as expected..."

Under the ring, seeing Chen Banxian still motionless, Xiao Guanguan cried out "Wow" and climbed up using both hands and feet: "Grandpa!"

The whole audience laughed even more happily.

"Grandpa!"

"Grandpa! Hahahahaha!"

"Grandpa!"

"Hey!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"How did you leave so miserably?"

"History will record this moment..."

Fortunately.

Without waiting for Xiao Guanguan to climb up, Chen Banxian did a "graceful" somersault and flipped over with a "pop".

"Don't come up." Chen Banxian waved his hand: "Go down."

"Grandpa..."

"We're just getting started. Get down."

"..."

Xiao Guanguan pursed her lips, wiped her tears, and slowly "slid" out from the boxing ring enclosure.

"That's just the beginning! I haven't been beaten enough yet!"

"You deserve to die, hahahaha!"

"come on!"

"Chen Banxian, we support you!"

"Wendao Sect is awesome!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Come again!"

The people in the audience seemed to want the fun to never end.

Chen Banxian ignored him and assumed the starting position of Bajiquan again, his eyes cold: "You are quite mean. You said you wouldn't do dirty things, but you tripped me in the face."

"I didn't! I didn't!" Liu Dali explained immediately.

"Heh. You scheming villain, watch out!" Chen Banxian was not afraid but even braver! He stepped heavily with his left foot and rushed out in an instant: "The tiger is coming down the mountain!"

Liu Dali quickly threw a punch.

"boom!"

Chen Banxian fell down immediately.

Liu Dali: “…”

Xiao Guanguan: “…”

The crowd that was originally making a lot of noise suddenly fell silent.

"..."

"Grandpa!" Xiao Guanguan burst into tears.

The whole audience burst into laughter again.

“Haha…ha…I can’t take it anymore…I really can’t take it anymore…ha…”

"Are you really not considering putting this show on the Spring Festival Gala?"

“Hahahahahahaha cough cough ha vomit—”

"Marula! This makes people laugh to death!"

"So you don't feel any reluctance at all?"

"Sorry haha... I really couldn't help it... haha."

"Grandpa!"

"Is he dead this time?"

"Snapped!"

With another somersault, Chen Banxian stood up and looked around the audience with an expressionless face.

The deafening noise of the people immediately quieted down a little.

"Young man." Chen Banxian looked at the confused Liu Dali: "...Why do you always sneak attack?" "It's you who's doing the sneak attack, okay?!"

"Rubbish! Watch out!" Chen Banxian charged three times, full of murderous intent: "The tiger is coming down the mountain!"

"Boom!"

It's the same swinging punch again.

The same location.

Chen Banxian fell to the ground cleanly.

Liu Dali: “…”

Xiao Guanguan: "Grandpa!"

“Ah! Haha! I can’t bear to watch it anymore! I can’t take it anymore…hahahahahaha!”

"Grandpa!"

"Liu Dali! I won't be done with you until I die today!"

"If you really can't do it, how about trying another trick?"

"Have you ever heard of a rare habit of humans? Looking for a fight?"

"Master, please try another tactic!"

"The tiger died on the mountain."

"It must be said that traditional martial arts masters are indeed quite resistant to blows."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

This time, Chen Banxian did not jump up and down.

Instead, he stood up using his hands and feet, wiped his mouth with his boxing gloves, and found that his teeth were bleeding. He immediately sneered: "You only have these three tricks."

Liu Dali: "...Don't do this, I'm a little scared."

"If this is the move, how will you respond?" Chen Banxian stepped forward with his left foot: "The tiger is coming down the mountain!"

"boom!"

Successfully fell to the ground.

Liu Dali held his head and said, "Instinct reaction, instinctive reaction. Isn't this the same trick? Can you change the direction?"

“…Grandpa!”

Xiao Guanguan seemed to have turned into a button.

As long as she cries, the whole audience will laugh.

"In that case, don't blame me." After staggering to his feet for the fourth time, Chen Banxian raised the corners of his mouth coldly: "Hey! Menghu... where are you going?"

"I want to avoid this move."

"You can't hide! The tiger is coming down the mountain!"

"boom--"

Fell to the ground.

Get up.

"Tigers come down the mountain!"

"boom!"

Fell to the ground.

Get up.

"Tigers come down the mountain!"

Fell to the ground.

Get up.

"The tiger is coming down the mountain! This is the chance!" Chen Banxian, who was full of wisdom, suddenly changed his tactics when Liu Dali became gradually numb!
"Boom!"

And he successfully hit Liu Dali in the face with a straight punch!

"?!!"

Liu Dali was shocked. He took a half step back in a daze and touched his beaten face, unable to believe it.

"What the hell?"

Everyone in the audience was also shocked.

“Hit…hit?”

"Is this even possible?!"

"Fuck!"

“That’s kind of awesome!”

"Fuck, fuck, fuck..."

"Oh my goodness, what an old-fashioned trick."

"I can fail a hundred times, but you can only fail once."

"Wendaomen! Awesome!"

"show……"

Offstage, Xiao Guanguan covered her mouth and burst into tears of joy: "Grandpa..."

"There is nothing in the martial arts world that is indestructible except speed and deception." Chen Banxian slowly retracted his fist, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth indifferently, put his hands behind his back, and looked around the audience: "Traditional kung fu never cares about winning or losing at the moment. Winning once, twice, or three times does not mean you will win in the end. The same is true in life."

"Good!" The audience was boiling.

"Brilliant!"

"Master, I understand..."

"Grandpa." Xiao Guanguan burst into tears: "That's great... Grandpa..."

"Ugh."

With his hands behind his back, Chen Banxian looked up at the sky. "How many times have I experienced such victories and defeats in my life? So... if the heart is there, the dream is there!"

After a pause, he faced the audience and led the singing: "If the heart is there, the dream is there too."

Everyone: "If the heart is there, the dream is there~"

Chen Banxian: "There is still true love between heaven and earth~ Hey~"

Everyone: "There is true love between heaven and earth~ Hey~"

Chen Banxian: "On success or failure ~ life is heroic ~"

Everyone: "Regarding success or failure, life is heroic~"

Chen Banxian: "At worst, I can start over again~"

Everyone: "At worst, we can just start over..."

"Boom!"

Liu Dali punched Chen Banxian from behind and said, "We are done fighting, right?"

……

(End of this chapter)