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Chapter 44: Superman Comes to the World

Chapter 44: Superman Comes to the World (Part )

"Stomach cut."

People came on stage and the live broadcast room was opened.

All preparations completed.

Xiao Yu put his right hand behind his back, glanced at the audience who were talking at the moment, held the microphone tightly with his left hand, and spoke calmly.

"My grandpa Chen Banxian's display just now made Ge Wei laugh."

"From the beginning to the end, I have never said that in fact, my Dao Sect has had two sets of inheritance since ancient times."

"A set of skills, which is the art of looking at qi. It can predict feng shui, predict destiny, observe yin and yang, and predict the afterlife. It is called Wenzong."

"The other set is a secret training technique. Entering the battlefield, strengthening the body, mastering martial arts, and cultivating longevity. They are called martial arts masters."

"And my master Chen Banxian, due to his limited personal talent, only inherited the Wen Zong of 'Half of the Great God Huang'. He did not even get to know the real secret teaching - the Wu Zong."

"Instead, he passed it on to me before he died."

"Therefore, what he just said can be regarded as a story. He does not know the inside story."

Chen Banxian: “???”

Everyone in the audience: “…”

[Good boy! It's getting more and more outrageous! ]

[I believe it, I really believe it! ]

[Grandpa: I can’t carry you. I really can’t carry you.]

[The case has been solved. Xiao Shen is not stupid, but simply crazy.]

【Do you have a comprehensive science course? 】

【Hahahahaha...】

[Don't mess with the kid, you'll really become a clown if you keep going like this. ]

[Hahahaha, I knew this guy would have a good show once it starts airing...]

【Not reading is really terrible. 】

[Grandpa: What can I do to save you? My idiot? ]

offstage.

Chen Banxian was completely out of energy and sighed deeply: "Xiao Yu, how old are you this year?"

"Twenty-two years old." Xiao Yu turned around.

"How many years has my master been dead?"

"As far as I know, more than 30 years."

"...So when you were in your dead father's balls, you had a conversation with Master Huang?" Chen Banxian felt his heart aching more and more.

"Grandpa." Xiao Yu smiled mysteriously: "How can you be sure that 'Half of Huang Da Shen' is really dead?"

"Bullshit! I buried it myself!" Chen Banxian yelled.

"That's right." Xiao Yu nodded: "You didn't bury him tightly, so he came out again that night."

Chen Banxian: “…”

Everyone in the audience: “…”

"...Xiao Yu." After a long silence, Chen Banxian began to worry about another question: "Are you really...sick in the brain?"

"So, there are many things you don't know, Grandpa." Looking at the whole audience again, Xiao Yu said coldly, "Next, you will take a good look. Let's learn about the true foundation of the Dao Sect. Aunt."

"Ah?" Xiao Guanguan came back to his senses.

"See that black bag in the audience? I brought it down from the helicopter."

Xiao Guanguan turned around: "Look... I see."

"Bring it up to me."

"...Xiaoyu you..."

"Help me get it up."

"..."

Pursing his lips, Xiao Guanguan hesitated for a moment, but finally climbed down the stage and walked towards the inconspicuous black bag.

Hold the selfie stick tightly with your right hand and pull the pocket with your left hand.

"...?"

She didn't pull it up.

Xiao Guanguan was stunned and tried hard again!

"..."

The big black bag remained motionless.

Blinking, Xiao Guanguan looked back at Xiao Yu who was still standing on the pillar pretending to be cool, and handed the selfie stick with four mobile phones to Chen Banxian: "Grandpa, help me hold it."

"I won't take it!" Chen Banxian turned his head away.

"Then...can you help me get it?" Xiao Guanguan looked for the nearest anchor.

"Okay!" The host's face flushed instantly and he immediately reached out: "No problem!"

The other anchors around cast their gazes at him like sharp knives.

Xiao Yu’s selfie stick…how can it be called a selfie stick?

There are more than 100 million netizens squatting on it!

It is simply a road to wealth and freedom...

"Forget it, let me take it." Obviously, Chen Banxian also realized this and reached out to snatch the selfie stick from Xiao Guanguan's hand.

The anchor's face turned pale again in an instant.

What the hell. Is the goddess of luck a civil servant?

If it were him, he could just punch in and go home?
"..."

Xiao Guanguan didn't think so much. He handed the selfie stick to Chen Banxian, then bent down and picked up the big black bag with both hands with great effort: "Hmm..."

"It's... so heavy? What's this?"

She looked at Xiao Yu again.

"Don't worry about it, just help me lift it up."

"Ah."

Xiao Guanguan took a deep breath, and using all his strength, pushed the big black bag up tremblingly.

She estimated that it must be at least 100 kilograms...

Xiao Yu, who was standing on top of the pillar, simply bent over and picked it up easily with one hand.

"?!!"

Xiao Guanguan was shocked.

A pair of beautiful eyes almost popped out.

Xiao Yu picked up the black bag and lifted it up as if it were nothing. He then continued to scan the entire audience and said, "I've said before that I'm representing Wen Men Dao and traditional martial arts, and this time I'm not just challenging Da Fei alone."

"It doesn't include Liu Honggang and other anchors."

"I challenged the entire Dongda University, and even the entire federal fighting world."

【Don’t forget your original intention.】

【After examination, it was determined that he was indeed crazy. 】

[So I've been watching a psychopath's show? And I'm enjoying it?]

[This world is too crazy. (dog head)]

[If I had such a grandson, I would also be worried. ]

[Where is his aunt? I want to see his aunt! ]

[Yes, yes, yes, look at the aunt! ]

【Aunt.】

【Pure natural beauty without any additives. 】

【He is kind-hearted. 】

【Warning about the 500,000 yuan gift! 】

The live broadcast room is a mess.

On the boxing ring, Xiao Yu's "declaration" continued: "I said it at the time. No matter if it's a boxer, a Sanda master, a Taekwondo, a Karate, a Muay Thai, Jiu-Jitsu or a free-fighting fighter... anyone who can last three rounds under my hands will be given 200,000 in cash."

"Now, add one more."

"As long as you can hit me, the five million will be all yours."

Say it.

Xiao Yu quickly unzipped the black bag and fell down.

"Crash, la, la, la-"

A pile of red banknotes fell to the ground one after another.

It formed a small hill...

Chen Banxian, Xiao Guanguan, all the bloggers, the media, the public... including the police officers who had been watching the excitement and Da Fei who had been standing at the door of the boxing gym to observe...

Everyone's brain crashed.

"Snapped!"

Jumping off the side post and standing in the middle of the ring, Xiao Yu stretched his left arm forward and his right arm backward, straightened his left leg, and slowly squatted down with his right leg.

Starting with a “Ip Man” move that is so classic and so pretentious, it is ready to go.

"Who's going to be the first?"

Everyone in the audience: “…”

After standing there for about ten seconds.

Dafei in the distance jumped up and rushed over: "Of course it's me!"

"I! I'll do it!" Liu Dali, who had been standing on the ring, came to his senses, turned his head to look at Da Fei who was getting closer and closer, and hurriedly rushed towards Xiao Yu to take advantage of his proximity.

No matter whether Xiao Yu was wearing protective gear or not.

A direct charge and straight punch!
"Boom-"

But next second...

Liu Dali flew backwards instantly!

It knocked the rubber barrier into an arc, then bounced back and fell to the ground, motionless.

"Squeaky-"

Da Fei braked suddenly, his eyes wide open.

Xiao Yu retracted the middle finger of his left hand with an expressionless face.

"Who's going to be the second one?"

everyone...

Including more than 100 million viewers in four live broadcast rooms...

All brains crashed again...