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Chapter 85: Crazy (Monthly Ticket Plus)
"Xiao Yu is awesome!"

"Xiao Yu is awesome!"

"Xiao Yu..."

When Xiao Yu led the dusty Xiao Jiji back to Baicheng from the "deep mountains and old forests", they saw more than 20 long queues formed on the playground of Baicheng University.

At the end of each team, there is a white tent with a "Xiao Yu poster" hanging on it.

"It's your turn. Shout ten times. Louder."

"Xiao Yu is awesome! Xiao Yu is awesome! Xiao Yu is awesome..."

"Okay, go in. Next one, shout ten times."

"Xiao Yu is awesome! Xiao Yu is awesome..."

"If you shout it wrong, we won't demolish it! Shout it again."

"...Xiao Yu is awesome..."

Since everyone is superhuman, there is no need for anesthesia.

No need to worry about infection.

The doctor in the tent dismantled the limiter very quickly.

The huge square was filled with voices of "praise" for Xiao Yu.

Holding Xiao Jiji's hand, Xiao Yu stopped and glanced at the white air currents that kept coming and were visible only to him. He nodded with satisfaction: "They are all my good subjects..."

"Damn it, this Xiao Yu is really sick." A young man at the end of the team cursed, "Stupid, conspicuous bag."

Xiao Yu: “…”

"Hey!" The female companion standing in front of him turned around when she heard the words. Just as she agreed and wanted to say something, she saw Xiao Yu and was immediately horrified: "Don't... don't say anything!"

"What can't be said?" The young man was dissatisfied: "Isn't that what everyone says?"

Xiao Yu: “…”

"Xiao...he's behind you!"

"what?"

The young man looked back.

Xiao Yu: "...Hello."

young people:"……"

Young man: "Hello, Mr. Xiao! Can you give me an autograph? I'm your fan!"

"Fuck you." Xiao Yu resisted the urge to throw Xiao Jiji into the other person's face.

"thump!"

The young man knelt down on the spot: "Xiao Shen, I was wrong. How about you give me a beating..."

Xiao Yu immediately raised his leg.

"But I am your subject! You will definitely not be able to do this! Or...or you can just scold me."

Xiao Yu opened his mouth immediately.

"But I'm your fellow countryman! You won't be able to open your mouth. Why don't you go away?"

Xiao Yu: “…”

"Your Majesty!" The young man's female companion also knelt down and kowtowed repeatedly, tears streaming down her face. "We have elderly parents and young children to take care of, and we all depend on my husband for support. If you must kill one, kill me! It's better for the children to lose their mother than their father."

Xiao Yu: “…”

Such shouting and yelling naturally attracted the attention of dozens of long queues in the playground.

All of these people looked over in fear.

"Brother." Xiao Jiji also pursed her lips and tugged at Xiao Yu's sleeve: "Don't kill them."

Xiao Yu: “…”

"Master, you're back!" Zhao Deng jumped up and rushed over to help Xiao Yu out: "Let's go into the meeting room. I have something to report to you."

"Yeah. Okay." Xiao Yu nodded, picked up Xiao Jiji, and waved: "Let's go."

"Okay, okay." Zhao Deng immediately led the way.

"With just three sentences, these two people have labeled me a tyrant. Fine. Transfer these two to the propaganda department."

"No... no problem."

Under the gaze of everyone in the audience, the three of them crossed the playground, walked into the half-remaining administrative building, and came to the lobby.

Xiao Yu got straight to the point: "It's quite efficient. We're starting to demolish it now. How many troops have you mobilized?"

"We just started. It was only ten minutes from the time you left to the time you came back. We just…just finished setting up the command system."

"Then you continue. My sister and I will go to the second floor and get us some food." Xiao Yu lowered his head and asked, "What do you want to eat? Anything."

"Are we the ones spending the money?" Xiao Jiji looked up and asked.

"No."

"Ah! Then I want to eat some fruit." Xiao Jiji licked her lips.

"No problem!" Zhao Deng nodded repeatedly: "What fruit do you want to eat? I'll send someone to deliver it right away."

"Let me think about it." Xiao Jiji looked up and thought.

"Bananas, oranges, grapes, durian, watermelons and the like, let's have one of each." Xiao Yu helped to choose.

"Ok!"

"What's the staple food?" Xiao Yu asked again.

"Fishbone!" Xiao Jiji's eyes lit up.

Xiao Yu: “???”

"Is it shark fin?" Zhao Deng asked tentatively.

"Fishbone!" Xiao Jiji said firmly: "It's a fishbone."

Zhao Deng looked at Xiao Yu blankly.

Xiao Yu: "...Then let's use fish bones. A few more. Sprinkle some cumin."

"OK……"

"Two more plates of dumplings."

"Yes."

Zhao Deng nodded and left.

But after taking two steps, he turned back hesitantly: "Um... Sir, where are Mr. Chen and the other two ladies?"

Xiao Yu narrowed his eyes: "Don't ask if it's not your place to ask."

"No! My Lord, I just want to ask if we should prepare meals for those three people."

"Just the two of us."

"understood."

A thin layer of sweat appeared on Zhao Deng's forehead and he ran away quickly.

"Let's go." Xiao Yu looked down at Xiao Jiji and touched her head: "Go to the second floor and wait for dinner."

"...Brother." Xiao Jiji hesitated: "Didn't you go to look for grandpa and sister? They..."

"Sit down and talk to you."

"Oh."

Taking Xiao Jiji by the hand, he went to the second floor of the administrative building.

Xiao Yu randomly found an empty room, sat opposite the girl, and got straight to the point: "I'm sorry. I didn't find my grandpa."

"..."

Hearing this, Xiao Jiji's eyes turned red, her lips curled, and she was about to cry.

"Don't cry first." Xiao Yu raised his hand to interrupt.

"Ah?" Xiao Jiji stopped crying.

"I haven't found your eldest sister or your second sister either."

"..." Xiao Jiji curled her lips.

"Don't cry!" Xiao Yu interrupted again: "It's not that bad. I found out about them."

"Ah?" Xiao Jiji stopped crying.

"They were just kidnapped by a group of villains."

"..." Xiao Jiji curled her lips.

"Wait a minute!" Xiao Yu interrupted: "I haven't finished yet."

"Ah?" Xiao Jiji stopped crying.

"The villains are elusive, and we probably won't be able to find them for a while."

"...Woo." Xiao Jiji curled her lips.

"Cry this time."

"…I have no emotions anymore."

"Then wait for dinner."

"it is good."

Two minutes later.

A pretty female student, sweating profusely, ran upstairs, carrying a basket of fruit. She anxiously searched the second floor and found Xiao Yu and Xiao Jiji. She immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Master...Master, the fruit is here."

"Okay." Xiao Yu pointed to the table in front of him: "Put it here."

"Yes!"

The female student quickly put the fruit basket on the table and diligently peeled oranges, peeled bananas, cut watermelons, peeled apples, cracked walnuts, and picked seeds from strawberries for Xiao Jiji.

"Thank you, sister." Xiao Jiji happily took the fruits handed to her one by one.

"No, no!" the pretty female student was terrified. "Are you a college student?" Xiao Jiji took a bite of the banana.

"Yes." The female student handed a peeled orange to Xiao Yu, not daring to look up: "Sir, you eat too."

"Thank you." Xiao Yu took it and swallowed it in one gulp.

The female student was stunned and hurriedly handed over another peeled apple.

"Thank you." Xiao Yu took it and swallowed it in one gulp.

Female student: "..."

"Gulu."

After swallowing her saliva, she gave out another big melon.

"Thank you." Xiao Yu took it and swallowed it in one gulp.

Female student: "..."

After a moment's silence, she tentatively raised a watermelon.

Xiao Yu: "Do you think I'm good?"

"I dare not!" The female student was terrified and quickly put down the watermelon.

"Sister." On the other side, Xiao Jiji, with her mouth full, asked vaguely, "Are you single?"

"Ah... yes... yes..."

"My oldest nephew is also single."

"Nephew?" The female student was at a loss.

"It's me." Xiao Yu nodded.

"what."

After a brief moment of daze, the female student burst into tears and fell to her knees with a plop: "Sir! I... I just came up to give you some fruit!"

Hearing this, Xiao Yu, who had been nonchalant at first, frowned immediately: "Damn it. Why am I so unworthy of you?"

"Sir, please forgive me!" The female student cried even louder.

"Woman." Xiao Yu stood up, put his hands in his pockets, and said indifferently: "You have successfully attracted my attention."

"I was wrong, sir!"

"May I have your name."

"My name is...my name is Zhang Cuihua!"

"Cuihua... a good name." Xiao Yu nodded with satisfaction: "I like it."

"My lord, my name is actually Zhang Shufen!"

“Better.”

"..."

The female student's eyes began to reveal deep despair.

"Sister, my brother is a good man." Xiao Jiji helped: "He doesn't kill people often."

“…” The despair in the female student’s eyes turned into ashes.

At this time.

Another beautiful female student came up the stairs with two plates of steaming dumplings and a plate of fish bones in her arms.

"Here!" Xiao Jiji turned around and immediately raised her hand to greet him, "Here!"

"oh oh!"

The second female student ran over quickly, panting as she placed all the plates on the table. She bowed to Xiao Jiji and Xiao Yu respectively, "The dumplings are here. Principal Zhao asked what else the two adults would like to eat."

"Sister." Xiao Jiji looked her up and down: "Are you single too?"

"Ah? What?" The second female student was stunned.

When the first female student, who looked ashen, heard this, she frowned and said, "I was here first!"

Xiao Yu: “???”

……

"A total of 36 launch silos have completed self-inspection. (Xi Da language)"

"Key authorized."

"All signals from East Dabaicheng have been blocked."

"The General Design Office of the Anthropological Society has signed."

"President Avril of the Anthropology Society has signed."

"Orders are being issued layer by layer."

"Begin Colonel."

"Verification of Silo No. 1 completed."

"Verification of Silo No. 2 completed."

"Verification of launch silo number three..."

Located in Alandra.

A large command center somewhere deep underground.

Avril naturally sat at the head of the round table and quickly signed the verification documents submitted by the subordinate nuclear launch brigade.

And conduct electronic iris verification on each document.

Next to him was a male secretary holding a ballpoint pen, recording the entire process.

"Verification of Silo No. 35 completed."

"Verification of Silo No. 36 completed."

"All verifications completed!"

soon.

All thirty-six verification documents have been signed.

Avril crossed her fingers, rested her elbows on the table, and looked around the room: "All preparations are complete. Before the hydrogen bomb is launched, do you have anything else to say? (Xi Da Yu)"

Dozens of people sat around the round table, looking at each other.

Wiping sweat, thinking, careless, fidgeting...

No one spoke first.

"Then I'll take that as my consent. Since no one has any objections." Avril took out a red button the size of a tennis ball from under the table: "Operation Demon Slayer has officially begun."

Everyone continued to be silent.

"OK."

"Clap."

Avril opened the button cover and moved the tiny safety lever next to the red button. She was ready to press it.

"Wait...wait a minute!"

On the left side of the round table, a fat middle-aged man finally couldn't help but raised his hand: "Mr. President, I have something to say."

"You say." Avril put her finger on the button and looked at the other person with a smile.

"If he is really Xiao Yu...nuclear weapons and the like should be useless." The fat middle-aged man was nervous and took out a towel to wipe the sweat from his forehead: "Three years ago, he was not afraid of these things after he 'evolved'."

"So what?" Avril asked, "We're just going to hide here and wait for him to come and kill us? And we'll be wiped out?"

"He...he didn't come here to attack us right away. Instead, he went back to White City. Maybe this proves that we can have a basis for negotiation."

"But his actions in Hinskan State have already expressed his attitude."

"That's just because he wants to find his family. I understand." The other person sitting opposite the fat middle-aged man raised his hand: "Let's invest all our resources and help him find them! Once we find them, we'll send them to Xiao Yu. I believe he will definitely accept our kindness."

"How childish are you?" Avril sneered.

"...I agree with you, President. This is a fight to the death."

"You agree to nothing! The society has just been established and is still extremely unstable! These thirty-six launch silos, two rounds of salvos! Seventy-two missiles with a total of one thousand and eight nuclear warheads! If all of them fall on the mainland, our society will be overthrown on the spot!"

"Let's overthrow it. At least we can survive."

"This is a huge matter. Let's take a long-term view..."

"Let him go! President, let him go!"

“If the lockdown was good, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad.”

"Let alone a thousand, even if there are ten thousand, what can we do? Can you guarantee that Xiao Yu can be killed? And how did Xiao Yu survive? Wasn't he chopped into pieces?"

"Yes! Where is Lee Ward? Isn't he responsible for this?"

"Really? Where is Lee Howard? Shouldn't he attend this kind of meeting in person?"

"I only know that Xiao Yu is not a fool. He was clearly bombed by nuclear bombs many times three years ago, but now he returns to Baicheng without any care. He must have made some preparations."

"I agree with Professor Labraham."

"I agree. Xiao Yu is obviously not afraid of nuclear weapons. If we attack rashly, it will only deepen his hostility towards us."

"If you don't let him go, you will die! If you let him go, you still have a chance to live! Are you idiots? A bunch of rubbish!"

"Who are you calling a loser? Come on! Do you want a duel?"

"come on! come on!"

"Shut up."

Avril gave the order.

The command room fell silent for a moment.

"boom!"

The next second, Avril punched the launch button directly: "No need to argue now."

……

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