My book friend Long Aotian
Chapter 208: The Cao Gang’s Martial Arts Feast
Chapter 208: The Cao Gang’s Martial Arts Feast
The next morning, Li Bailong looked at the twenty or so documents on the table and was amazed.
"Wow." He was surprised. "How can you tolerate this?"
Jiang Lishu leaned over and asked, "What are you enduring?"
"Yesterday I selected more than 20 experience officers and asked them to go to Yunhua Hall every half an hour to discuss matters with Ling Dao Ren and discuss various issues concerning Ma Fulong's treatment in prison."
Li Bailong looked through the documents on the table, each of which had Ling Daoren's signature.
He clicked his tongue and said, "He actually stayed up all night."
"...You are such a beast."
Only then did Jiang Lishu realize that the brutal and despicable political struggle was still going on.
Using DDoS attacks!
She complained and picked up a document at random: "More than twenty documents...what are you experiencing?"
Looking closely, I saw the document in my hand said "Wu Prison Guard Diversity Experience Officer".
“…Isn’t this too advanced?”
As expected, there are a number of very diverse options listed, including "Buddhist", "Vegetarian", "Escape from Bac Ninh", "Immigrant from Southern Xinjiang", "Practice of One-legged Bronze Man", "Eunuch", "Kunlun Slave", etc.
The light of advanced civilization from another world shines upon the backward classical martial arts area.
Jiang Lishu sighed: "Who would understand what you are saying?"
She picked up another document, this one even more egregious.
It clearly says “Prison Guard Jade Foot Experience Officer” on it.
"..."
The content is basically about porridge etiquette regarding stewing time, smell, shoes and socks, foot size, age, etc.
——I can’t read anymore!
Especially since the people who performed the porridge ceremony were not beautiful girls in black silk and leather boots, but rough men from the prison department, the master shuddered several times, and felt that her eyes were dirty. She looked disgusted: "Hey, you're already forcing it! What's the point of doing this!"
"The meaning is, if Ling Dao Ren is too annoyed and doesn't bother to read this, and nods and says 'Yes, yes, it's up to you', then I will really let Ma Fulong know what a strong and powerful taste is."
Li Bailong said in a deep voice: "Master Ling is smart. When he considers this problem, he has to concentrate on paying attention to the subtle traps in the experience officer contracts. His energy will be consumed, his time will be squeezed, and his attention will be involved... This is my strategy of tiring the enemy! Because he will be tired, annoyed, and angry, and his mood will not be calm, so he will make mistakes..."
How could Jiang Lishu believe it? She said disdainfully, "Just make it up... These are just your evil desires to torment Ling Dao Ren! I don't believe you can figure out anything else from these reports."
Director Li snorted, "You, a lowly female writer, will never understand the realm of an official!"
"..."
This dog! He brings this up again!
The master bared his teeth, revealing his snow-white, sharp teeth, and sneered, "If you don't tell me the truth, I will complain to your Second Uncle!"
"What can you sue for?!" Li Bailong said angrily, "I am upright and I am not afraid of my own shadow..."
Jiang Lishu said nonchalantly, "Look, look, a filial and sincere hero from Baihua Valley is doing his best in Huazhou, even going so far as to make an enemy of Yunhuatang, to restore the reputation of his seventh uncle and wash away the stain. From his affectionate articles to his courage to break away from the first branch of the Cao Gang..."
She smiled evilly and said, "What would happen if your Second Uncle knew the details?"
Li Bailong sneered: "Ha! I thought you were threatening me for some reason. What if Second Uncle-Master knew about it? This is my public-spiritedness and filial piety to Seventh Uncle-Master! All the elders have nothing but praise for me..."
Jiang Lishu touched his head lovingly: "Do you think that when your Second Uncle heard about this, he would think 'this child is really filial' or 'this guy has such ability and intention, why didn't he help me first'?"
Li Bailong froze for a moment and couldn't help shivering.
He forced a smile and said, "This was a coincidence, and Uncle Seventh Master happened to be here..."
"Oh, fool."
The master sighed: "Is this the point? Why do you think your second uncle will be reasonable?"
After all, looking at the founding generation of Baihua Valley, the second sister was very petty, possessive, jealous, and vengeful, but considering that these temperaments were almost all on Li Bailong...
So several female heroes think that Lian Yueyao is very cute.
Li Bailong finally figured this out and swallowed his saliva.
The master finally managed to control his disciple and said proudly, "Go ahead and make it up. I want to see if you can find out any important information from these twenty or so documents."
Director Li is Director Li after all.
He was silent for a moment, then he spoke fluently, "These twenty-odd reports are in chronological order. The experience officers worked on them from yesterday evening to this morning. According to common sense, Ling Daoren should be getting angrier and angrier, and more and more tired. His emotional changes should be clearly reflected in these signatures. For example, his handwriting should become more messy and tense, but you see..."
Li Bailong pointed at the lines of signatures and said, "This fellow's handwriting is only slightly messy, but the overall structure is stable. What does this mean? It means that although he is still very angry, he is confident and has a backbone. This means that Yunhuatang has other plans, and the Cao Gang is still determined to destroy us..."
Jiang Lishu and he have been dependent on each other since childhood, and he can tell at a glance that A-di is talking nonsense.
"That's a good write-up." She sneered. "Director Li is really amazing. He can actually get useful intelligence and achieve his goals while abusing his power to play with the enemy and having fun."
"This is called happy work, the joy of work." Li Bailong said proudly, "My level is something that the crappy writers who only know how to hold their heads and wail every day because of writer's block, and crawl like maggots, will never understand!"
Following the principle of "having a good time before dying", Li Bailong's recent conversations with his master have turned to mocking the "low-class and lowly writers".
Jiang Lishu wanted to let this guy go, but when he saw him score twice, his cheeks finally turned red, and he scratched and clawed in anger, saying bitterly: "I was really naughty at that time!"
The two quarreled for a while, and the master said angrily: "It's all Xiao Nanyan's fault!"
If the courtesan hadn't pushed her too hard, how could she have resorted to the stupid trick of letting her apprentice take the blame!
She said angrily: "Damn it, I have to continue to torment this little bastard today!"
Li Bailong shrugged.
Xiao Nanyan had been placed in the backyard of Moshang Sang. This stubborn Beining barbarian had been fighting fiercely with his master. At first, he could enjoy the pseudo-Xura field and take the opportunity to get some benefits, but later he found more fun toys and rarely went back to Moshang Sang.
After all, although this courtesan is beautiful, she quickly succumbs and lacks the steadfast spirit of a female chivalrous.
In contrast, the cultural merchants in Huazhou fought again and again despite repeated defeats and humiliations, and they never gave in. They were always able to come up with new tricks. They had more people and were more durable, so the user experience was obviously better.
Yunhuatang, which appeared later, is even more heavyweight.
Li Bailong was fighting among them. He felt that it was more fun to play with them, make their emotions fluctuate, control their happiness, anger, sorrow and joy, and let them explode their gold coins from time to time.
He thought about it and asked a few questions: "How is she doing recently?" "Of course she is being tortured by this vicious woman like me and is in tears!"
Jiang Lishu laughed out loud, showing the classic expression of a vicious mother-in-law.
As she said this, she nudged Li Bailong's shoulder and said, "Hey, what are you going to do with her?"
Li Bailong pondered and said, "She is a spy from Bac Ninh and has a channel to contact the north. I originally planned to use this channel to get in touch with Bac Ninh, but unfortunately..."
He was the Marquis of Khorne personally appointed by the Emperor of Beining. Although it was obviously a joke of the Emperor's mind, it was still a reason to talk. The original idea was to use Xiao Nanyan's channel to establish contact and send Feng Lin's memoirs of his failure in Lin County to the north to see if he could get some willpower.
However, he soon came into conflict with the Cao Gang. Fenglin, Renxin, Zhengnian and other forces also stood on the opposite side of the Education Department. The court was in a standoff and the situation was tense. If Li Bailong connected to Beining under such circumstances, if he was caught by these major factions, he would probably have no choice but to flee to the north.
However, now, the battle of Huazhou is nearing its end, and he has made great contributions to King Zhao. He is about to go to the capital to start a new journey. With the momentum of this great victory, connecting with Bac Ninh will not be a problem.
Then after the Huazhou Tongwen event is over, this matter will be implemented.
Thinking of this, he replied: "Once this matter is settled, I will use her as a messenger to talk to Beining, and then I can let her go."
The master asked him how to deal with Xiao Nanyue. He originally wanted to make a dirty joke, but he didn't expect that this guy had always been obsessed with the cause of treason: "Why do you think about secretly communicating with Beining all day long? I admit that the title of Lord Khorne is very cool, but you..."
Li Bailong said proudly: "After the matter in Huazhou is completed, I will be able to go to Beijing to take charge of the Tongwen Bureau. Within a few years, I will be the head of Lintai Mansion. For a big shot in the court and a prime minister of Daqi like us, how can we not have secret communication with Beining?"
While they were talking, they heard a report outside.
"Sir, the messenger and the convoy of King Zhao are thirty miles west of the city. Send the horses into the city to deliver the message!"
The two looked at each other.
So fast.
Li Bailong walked quickly to the door. The doorman led a lightly armored officer waiting outside. When he saw Li Zhishi coming out, the doorman bowed respectfully, and the officer also bowed with his fists and said, "Greetings, Lord Zheng!"
Seeing that he was very respectful, Li Bailong nodded secretly, thinking that King Zhao was indeed reliable and that his lackey was not arrogant. After asking for his name, he bowed and said, "Brother, please wait a moment. We will set off immediately."
"Yes!"
Li Bailong went back to the back hall to change into his official uniform.
The master helped him button up his clothes and said, "I thought King Zhao was just delivering a letter, why is there a motorcade?"
Li Bailong replied: "It should be the instrument mentioned last time, which was made by the Education Department during the reign of the previous emperor."
"how do you know?"
"Because what's coming is a convoy, not a fleet of ships."
Li Bailong replied, "Huazhou is a place with a lot of river transportation. Water transportation is more convenient than land transportation. However, there are traces of the Cao Gang on rivers and waterways. The emperor's uncle chose land transportation, which must be to transport sensitive and important objects."
Although land transportation also has the risk of being spied on or even robbed and killed, after all, it is within the territory of Da Qi, the imperial state. All violent actions will leave traces and will face the furious revenge of King Zhao.
But the water route is much more troublesome.
After all, the rivers are wide and the underwater situation is complicated. If a boat sinks to the bottom, it will be difficult to salvage it.
Li Bailong changed his clothes and took out a sword and hung it up.
Jiang Lishu asked: "With you?"
"Since it is a motorcade, it must be ostentatious. With the enemy's spies, they will definitely detect it early." Li Bailong smiled, "Sister, stay here and don't show up easily..."
He thought for a moment and said cruelly, "Let's do some typing."
Jiang Lishu raised his middle finger.
"Li Bailong, Zhang Chun and others have left the city."
In Yunhua Hall, Taoist Ling, who had been paying close attention to the developments of the Tongwen Bureau, said.
Bai Ye was sitting at the table, feasting his food with relish. The strange aroma of the food filled the room, and the sound of him wolfing down his food was endless. Hall Master Ling looked at the way he ate and felt secretly disdainful in his heart.
As expected, he is a member of the Demonic Sect and will not miss any opportunity to eat and drink.
——He is supported by Yun Gong, so how could he be so hungry?
"The Cao Gang's martial arts feast...hiccups, it's really good."
Bai Ye burped and smiled happily.
Martial feasts are the foundation of the world of martial arts, and are monopolized and controlled by the royal family and the six major sects. However, just as the fundamental skills of these seven sects are completely different, the types of martial feasts handed down from each sect also have subtle differences.
Various spiritual crops and livestock are general-purpose species that are bred, cultivated, and promoted comprehensively. In addition, each family also has specialty products that are most suitable for their own situation.
For example, the Cao Gang was born along the water, and they have the largest output and the most mature technology of classic martial arts...
It is a type of algae.
How many Cao Gang warriors have eaten it, from the entry-level to the seventh and even fifth levels, made into cakes, made into mud, beaten into powder, stirred into paste, and there are all kinds of ways to eat it.
Of course, with Bai Ye's identity and status, he no longer needs to eat this kind of feed.
He crunched on a cylindrical hollow kelp, which was extremely crispy, and strands of water-like spiritual energy seeped into his meridians. He picked up a piece of sashimi as thin as a cicada's wing and put it in his mouth. The Cao Gang's specialty martial arts were mainly made of aquatic products and hydroponics, and were extremely delicious. He ate with admiration, and the magic sect's skills were activated, digesting the huge amount of spiritual energy like a whale.
Taoist Ling was a little impatient and repeated, "Li Bailong has left the city."
Bai Ye chewed the chewy fish meat and said vaguely, "It must be that Prince Zhao's convoy has arrived and he went to greet them."
Hall Master Ling's eyes flickered: "Then we can also do things?"
The demon sect member replied, "We have to wait until they start deploying... but before that, we can do something."
He smiled meaningfully.
"You mean... Hall Master Ma?" Taoist Ling pondered, "With Li Bailong gone, the government office is indeed empty. If we want to pass on some secret messages, this is indeed the best opportunity. However, the spies reported that Jiang Lishu was not by Li Bailong's side. His grand departure might be a trap..."
"No, not maybe...it must be a trap." Bai Ye raised an eyebrow, "So, go."
Ling Daoist was stunned, feeling unhappy: "Why should I go?"
"Because in Li Bailong's eyes, you are a foolish weakling who has been fooled many times. If you are fooled again, he will only laugh at you and will not think of him."
"..."
This demon is so rude!
He said dissatisfiedly: "What about you?"
"Me." Bai Ye laughed softly, "I'm going to visit Miss Ma."
(End of this chapter)
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