My book friend Long Aotian

Chapter 23
Frankly speaking, ever since Li Bailong embarked on the road of writing, he has imagined many possible risks, variables and wonderful events.

For example, he was arrested by a certain department of the imperial court on the charge of "spreading vulgar materials that are harmful to public morals."

For example, being investigated by a nosy young man in the martial arts world on the grounds that "your article is not righteous enough."

For example, the distorted black fans use the motive of "hehehe, watch me tell your pen name to your relatives and friends" to open boxes and rush to the tower, and then they will be socially killed.

For example, when an evil but beautiful demon cult witch threatened him with "Young man, you don't want the world to know about this, do you?", he had to put on a humiliated expression and take off all his clothes.

For example, you may be favored by a mysterious wealthy female reader with a hidden identity, who has elegant taste, excellent aesthetics, and a keen eye for literature, and you may live a happy life from then on.

The only thing I didn’t expect… was that even though I had traveled to a different world, I would still be upset by piracy!
What’s even more hateful is that there’s a bastard making sarcastic remarks.

"I think it's okay." Long Aotian was obviously trying to hold back his laughter, and he looked a little serious.

He said indifferently, "You don't count on the royalties, so it's better to have a pirated version. Look, if you expect Chen's Bookstore to sell this book to the whole world, how long will it take? But with pirated versions, it will be much faster. Regardless of whether it's an authentic version or a pirated version, they will all contribute their Aotian Wish Power to me. With this thing, what does it matter whether it's pirated or not?"

Li Bailong angrily said: "Bullshit!"

"Why did you fart?"

"As long as there is traffic and popularity, even mom can be abandoned, right?"

"Who are you scolding?" Ao Bao shouted, "He's anxious, he's anxious!"

The two began to curse each other in the spiritual world.

Although Li Bailong tried his best to suppress his emotions, Wei Henglan, who had watched him grow up, finally discovered a clue. She looked at her nephew with a sullen expression and asked in confusion, "What's wrong with you?"

Listen to the master's words - she is a thief, she is a thief.

Li Bailong put aside the dispute, calmed down for the time being, and said slowly: "This kind of vulgar and crude book pollutes the eyes of Master."

Wei Henglan chuckled and said softly, "Silly child, you keep saying stupid things. The most vulgar and despicable thing in the world is the human heart. I don't know how many of them I have heard before. Now when I think back, they are just a breeze. Compared to those, the things and words in this book are much more lovely."

……ah?

Li Bai was shocked - there is such an evaluation?
The Third Master gently stroked the rough pages of the book and said with a smile, "The Long Zhantian in this book may have a thousand bad points in your opinion, but there is only one good point..."

She paused, a hint of sneer flashing in her eyes: "He knows what he wants, and is willing to fight for it. This is how people should live their lives, whether men or women, they should have a competitive spirit. If they have no ambitions and just muddle through, they are just wasting the gift from God..."

Wei Henglan's eyes moved, as if she was thinking of the past, and she couldn't help but sneer.

"——Then you've lost everything, but you can't blame anyone else for anything."

Li Bailong held his breath and listened to the instructions with a serious expression.

As for Aozi, after hearing this, he had PTSD and couldn't even utter the word "bad woman".

Wei Henglan quickly broke free from her obsession with the past and laughed at herself, "I'm really getting old... It happened many years ago, but I still feel resentful and lose my composure in front of the younger generation."

Li Bailong stood up, bowed and said, "One day, I will let Master understand my thoughts."

Aozi broke free from her PTSD and used Earth's terminology in a very fashionable way: "You've been fooled! She's PUAing you! She always says this in front of you just to make you motivated and get revenge for her!"

Li Bailong rolled his eyes secretly.

This guy learns a new word and uses it randomly.

PUA?

When he was brought by his master to join Baihua Valley, his third uncle saw that he was weak, so he taught him a body-building formula to improve his martial arts bones.

Afterwards the master discovered that this was a priceless and unique skill.

In the first three years in Baihua Valley, he just nurtured his meridians and healed his hidden injuries. During this period, the Third Uncle taught him five sets of martial arts. Even today, when he practices, he feels that there is no end to learning and endless benefits. After he showed his natural talent and reversed the Baihua Valley's sect's mental method to become the Yangyan Qigong, the most masculine and the most powerful, the Third Uncle thought that the martial arts he taught before were no longer suitable for the current martial arts. When he came to congratulate him, he actually taught him a top-level external palm method that was extremely powerful.

It is in perfect harmony with the extreme Yang internal energy after reverse training, as if struck by thunder and lightning.

When he was over sixteen and aspired to take the military examination, his third uncle gave him a rare and comprehensive book on military strategy, which turned out to be the only copy written by the King Wu of the previous dynasty... God knows where his third uncle got it from.

The most crucial thing is that most of these military books and martial arts were private inheritances of Third Uncle-Master, and were not recorded in the Baihua Valley sect's martial arts manual. In other words, Li Bailong was actually Wei Henglan's true disciple.

Then the problem is coming.

A senior master who you feel you get along with very well when you first start, who encourages you to work hard and then continuously teaches you all kinds of top skills, martial arts and military books... Is this called PUA?

As for the statement of "revenge for her", it is even more ridiculous.

Since Li Bailong accepted the skills and martial arts from his third uncle, whether according to the rules of the martial arts world or personal moral laws, it means that he has inherited all the causes and effects and past grudges of his third uncle.

Why does he need Third Uncle to do PUA? When he grows up, he will go and vent his anger on behalf of Third Uncle.

As for helping to take care of Third Uncle's little niece today, this is a trivial matter, let alone talk about it. As long as Third Uncle asked him to do something, he could not refuse.

——It would be better if this matter was not "opening your own box"...

When Li Bailong thought of this, he felt sad, but Wei Henglan had already stood up and helped him sit down.

"I don't need you to help me find trouble with him."

I only heard the third uncle softly say: "When you first came to Baihua Valley, we hit it off right away. I treated you as my disciple, and you treated me just as well. There is nothing wrong with our closeness. When you were young, you met the wrong person and almost entrusted your life to him. It was really a lifelong regret. I thought I had seen through the world and would end my life here. All the past events have long been forgotten..."

Long Aotian shouted at an inopportune moment: "Lies! Lies! Look at the look in her eyes! I dare say she is still gritting her teeth in hatred and is always waiting for an opportunity to take revenge!"

"It's just that I read this book last night, and it actually reminded me of something that was on my mind." Wei Henglan held Li Bailong's hand and said softly, "Master wants to investigate it himself, but he's worried about alerting the enemy, so please do some research on his behalf and find out the details of this Long Batian..."

! ! ! ! ! ! !

Uncle-master, I'd better go and have a fight with Master Xie.

Don't check it, don't check it...

Uncle Master, I just wrote a scumbag because the plot required it, and subconsciously used the scumbag you met as a reference, but that's all, it's only a part of the reference. I also referred to other people. You see, Zhen Huan and the others didn't say anything, right?

And those female characters don't look like you at all, you only look a little bit like the scumbag male characters. You are making groundless associations, okay?

"I suspect that this person knows some clues about what happened back then, and that he is an old friend of mine when I was wandering around the world. After all, what Zhang Yushu in his book said is exactly the same as what that bastard said..."

No, no, no, not an old friend.

I was just a child and didn't know much. After listening to Master's talk, I wrote nonsense in the book.

Li Bailong secretly groaned in his heart - Don't investigate, don't investigate, uncle, please don't investigate anymore, if you continue to investigate, you will find out about the master!
……what?

Eh!!!???

and many more!

Li Bailong's mind moved, and he seemed to have thought of an unexpected path!

There is no doubt that he is afraid of social death.

But some people are clearly alive, but in fact they have already died. For such people, it doesn’t seem to matter even if they are socially dead!
In addition, a certain person's reputation in Baihua Valley is notorious. If he is identified as the author of "Legend of Huangji Zhantian", no one will believe him even if he explains himself in every possible way!
It seems really possible!

Li Bailong, a masterpiece of filial piety.

(End of this chapter)