The first thing I did was to find out
Chapter 643 Extra: Luo Junzhang
Chapter 643 Extra: Luo Jun's Story (End)
Luo Jun's growth has also touched everyone's hearts.
As a seasoned mother, Chen Huihong's biggest regret is not being able to write a growth diary for Huihui. This is not entirely Chen Huihong's fault, as Huihui was adopted from an orphanage and was already in kindergarten when she was adopted.
Chen Huihong made up for this regret with Luo Jun.
“Come on, Junjun, smile at the camera. You don’t have to smile, this expression is really good.” Chen Huihong held up the expensive camera she had taken from her younger brother’s house and snapped a picture of Luo Jun’s expressionless baby face next to a bench in the community’s green belt.
The nanny watched with a smile, her eyes full of love for the child, and said in a slightly proud and boastful tone, "Jun Jun spoke yesterday."
Qin Huai, who had been secretly filming from the side, quickly asked, "Did you call out to someone? Did you call out to Dad or Mom?"
“Call him Mom,” the nanny said. “His mom was so happy she laughed all night. His dad was a little jealous and kept telling Junjun to call him Dad all night. As a result, Junjun punched him in the nose twice.”
At this point, the nanny became a little worried: "Junjun is getting stronger and stronger, but she still hasn't changed her habit of hitting people. I wonder if she can change when she gets a little older."
"It can be changed, it can be changed," An Youyou said quickly, not daring to say the next sentence.
Once he successfully transcends his tribulation, he won't need to fight anymore; he can just breathe fire and kill us.
Chen Huihong fearlessly picked up Luo Jun from the stroller and said with a smile, "Jun Jun can already talk at just over five months old! That's amazing! If this continues, he'll be able to speak in complete sentences before he's even a year old."
Chen Huihong was patching up Luo Jun's mouth to prevent him from speaking too early and attracting the attention of his family.
Luo Jun showed no appreciation whatsoever. He glared at Chen Huihong with eyes that were barely open, and instead of throwing a punch, he tried his best to pronounce two words clearly and precisely—
"Oh shit."
A group of spirits with exceptional hearing: ...
Very good, Luo Jun can not only speak now, he can also swear.
Other children, after learning to say "mama," would say "papa," but Luo Jun was different; after learning to say "mama," Luo Jun would say "ma."
Judging from the fact that Luo Jun was less than six months old and his vocal cords were probably not even fully developed, yet he was already forcing himself to speak, it's not hard to see that the common practice of hiding one's shortcomings and taking the middle way, which is followed by most spirits, simply doesn't apply to Luo Jun. He, Bi Fang, is living to be a child prodigy.
Sure enough, after saying "mama" and "ma," Luo Jun quickly mastered more advanced words such as "papa," "grandma," "don't sleep," and "eat." Unlike most babies who unconsciously imitate when they first start learning to speak, he was clearly doing so consciously.
By the age of one, Luo Jun was already able to speak some simple sentences and accurately tell the nanny his needs.
For example, pointing at the TV and saying "Watch TV".
Unfortunately, he was just a child, and nobody paid any attention to him. The nanny still put him in the stroller every day, took him out for walks, to see the scenery, and to let him get more in touch with nature, and didn't let him watch TV dramas.
When Luo Jun was two years old, he could recite a complete ancient poem in front of his parents and say a few idioms that he might have heard before, pretending to be a child prodigy.
Asking Qin Huai in front of him how much of his inheritance he has left, I wonder if Qin Huai has squandered it all in just three years.
Ask Chen Huihong in front of her if she wants to die.
He remained silent in front of Chen Huihui, and when Chen Huihui asked, "Junjun, you used to punch me when we were little, why don't you punch me anymore?" he simply kept quiet.
Incidentally, Qin Huai and his friends once made a bet in private, betting that the first thing Luo Jun would say after he finished speaking would be either "Chen Huihong, are you sick?" or "Dang Kang, do you want to die?" As it turned out, everyone bet wrong. Luo Jun actually said "Chen Huihong, do you want to die?" and "Dang Kang, are you sick?"
Chen Huihong successfully defeated Shi Dadan on Luo Jun's kill list and became number one.
When Luo Jun was three years old, he gained some autonomy in making friends and could play with other children on his own. Sometimes when the nanny had to take leave, Zhang Shumei would ask Chen Huihong to help look after him, or simply leave Luo Jun at the Yunzhong Canteen.
This was the time for Luo Jun and Qin Huai to talk.
Although Zhang Shumei didn't understand why Qin Huai and the others liked her grandson so much, it was clearly a good thing. After all, winning over Chef Qin meant winning the right to eat all the snacks at the Yunzhong Canteen, and also gaining favor with the older folks.
If Luo Jun were an adult, always wearing a sour face, being aloof, and speaking sarcastically, no one would like him. But Luo Jun is currently a little kid who's not even old enough for kindergarten. At an age when he should be carefree, spending his days eating, sleeping, playing with toys, or going out to play with his friends, he's quiet and doesn't cause trouble, except for his habit of wearing a sour face. When he was younger, he used to punch people a couple of times, but he stopped hitting people after he became a little more sensible. His only bad habit is that he loves watching TV, and when he's not allowed to watch TV, he always looks deep in thought, as if he's contemplating the meaning of life.
Such a child just seems to be pretending to be an adult, which is quite cute. How could anyone dislike him?
After being recognized as the most unapproachable lonely old man in the entire Yunzhong Community in his previous life, Luo Jun has become the most beloved child in the entire Yunzhong Community in this life.
Some people even secretly called Luo Jun the "Little Philosopher" behind his back.
Luo Jun responded to this by saying:
Luo Jun made no comment.
He only managed to listen to the entire funeral process during his break, learning about Qin Huai's ordeal, understanding Shi Dadan's secret, and incidentally criticizing Qin Huai's stalking as really bad.
Final thoughts: Kang is quite clever.
You can only say that being born into the right family makes all the difference; even Bifang has started praising Dang Kang.
When Luo Jun was four years old, even though he was unwilling, his biological parents sent him to kindergarten.
The kindergarten is located only 800 meters away from Yunzhong Community. It is a private kindergarten, and most of the children attending the kindergarten are from nearby communities.
The kindergarten is not large, but it has complete facilities and the teachers are very dedicated and responsible. Children can attend a variety of extracurricular classes.
Abacus calculation, painting, Rubik's Cube, public speaking, ice skating, dancing, taekwondo, martial arts... As expected, Luo Jun chose taekwondo and martial arts, and became invincible in the kindergarten. He quickly became the king of the kindergarten and gained a group of followers.
Qin Huai and the others couldn't help but sigh, realizing that it was true that the male protagonist in rebirth novels had to be the boss from a young age and even had to recruit underlings in kindergarten.
As for Luo Jun... Although he said on the surface that he didn't want to be the boss at all, that those kids were too annoying, and that he didn't want to argue with them at his age, and that they could be his underlings if they wanted, as long as they didn't bother him, everyone felt that Luo Jun was having a pretty good time as the boss.
When Luo Jun was six years old, he attended the same experimental primary school that Chen Huihui had attended. From an economic perspective, Luo Jun's family was not poor. Both of Luo Jun's parents had normal and stable jobs, which, although not high-paying, were not low-paying either.
Zhang Shumei, a top-tier nanny, commands an extremely high salary. Despite several attempts to resign over the years, her employers have refused to let her go, and property prices in the Yunzhong residential area have skyrocketed in recent years. Compared to most spirits' second reincarnations, Luo Jun was definitely born into a wealthy family.
But the experimental primary school had even more wealthy families.
Luo Jun was thrown into the Experimental Primary School; his family was of average means, if not poor.
Luo Jun, from a modest family, continues to be the school bully at Experimental Elementary School. He becomes a well-known student thanks to his outstanding grades, his ability to take on five opponents at once, and his masterful taunts. His famous line to the school bully, "You can't beat me in a fight, that's one thing, but you can't beat me either," has become a classic, prompting the bully to repent, study hard, and get into a prestigious junior high school.
It is said that on the day the school bully was admitted to a key junior high school, his family came to his door with big bags and small packages to thank Luo Jun for his cultivation and encouragement of his son over the years.
Qin Huai himself did not participate much in Luo Jun's academic life, but only silently witnessed it. At key moments, such as when a young girl wrote a love letter to Luo Jun, he would send Zhao Cheng'an, the former kingpin of Beiping, to steal the love letter, let everyone read it once, and then secretly return it.
The most useful episode of "The King of Thieves in Beiping".
Many years passed in this peaceful way.
Luo Jun, a well-known elementary school student, became a well-known junior high school student, a well-known high school student, and a famous university student after graduating from elementary school. Although he still likes to put on a grumpy face, everyone has accepted that Luo Jun's grumpy face is just like this. He doesn't have much expression on his face, and he doesn't put on a grumpy face on purpose.
At school, Luo Jun is a top student with explosive fighting skills; at home, he is a model son/grandson who is addicted to watching TV; in the neighborhood, he is the famous "other people's son"; and in the "monster group," he is a troll who never forgets his original intention.
It can be said that, apart from occasionally letting loose in WeChat groups, cursing Chen Huihong, mocking Chen Gong, and being sarcastic towards Shi Dadan, Luo Jun is otherwise a normal and excellent male protagonist in a rebirth novel.
Luo Jun even made friends.
He was well-liked at school and had been practicing martial arts for many years. He had a good relationship with several of his senior classmates at the martial arts school, and they would even go out to eat together on weekends.
Everyone exclaimed that Luo Jun was becoming more and more like a human being.
At first, Luo Jun was pretending. He acted like a grandson in front of his grandmother, a son in front of his parents, a student in front of his teachers, and a child in front of his classmates. But as he kept pretending, he ended up pretending himself.
Finally, on Luo Jun's 18th birthday, he successfully overcame his tribulation as expected.
The first thing Luo Jun did after successfully overcoming his tribulation was to buy a small bunch of yellow flowers and place them in front of Liu Tao's grave.
It wasn't until Luo Jun successfully overcame his tribulation that Qin Huai and the others dared to tell him that on the day he died, a butterfly, for some unknown reason, flew into his home from the window on the 17th floor, landed on his shoulder, stayed for a while, and then quietly flew away, disappearing without a trace.
It all seemed like fate's arrangement.
However, Luo Jun never believed in fate.
After hearing about this, Luo Jun simply looked quietly at Liu Tao's grave.
From the outside, you can't tell at all that there's a grave under these lush plants.
“I’ve heard that the feng shui of a place can change over time,” Luo Jun said. “How is Zhou Hu’s business acumen now? I had his great-grandfather do the feng shui calculations for the burial site.”
"His fortune-telling skills plummeted after he woke up. Has he recovered them in the past few years? Has he been practicing properly? Why did he have to become a charlatan instead of a proper nine-tailed fox? I thought he would be a great charlatan, but it turns out it's a family tradition. Of all the people to learn from after waking up, why did he have to learn from a mayfly? Zhao Cheng'an's cooking skills haven't improved much in the past ten years, so he wouldn't be like that, would he?" When facing the spirit, Luo Jun still subconsciously put on full mockery.
Looking at Luo Jun, who looked like a teenager with a mocking expression, Qin Huai didn't know why, but he felt that Luo Jun was really annoying now and missed Luo Jun when he was a child.
Unfortunately, no matter how much Luo Jun provokes a beating, no one can beat him. Even before Luo Jun woke up, he practiced martial arts diligently every day, and they were already no match for him. Now that Luo Jun is awake...
Wait a minute, could it be that Luo Jun has been practicing martial arts so diligently all these years just for...?
Luo Jun took out three incense sticks from his bag, blew on them gently, lit them, and placed them in front of Liu Tao's grave.
Luo Jun said calmly, "If Zhou Hu's skills are back, let him do the divination. Find an auspicious burial site to buy for Liu Tao's grave relocation. If Zhou Hu's skills are not up to par, find a skilled fortune teller."
"There is no afterlife. Even if there were, being reborn with memories would only increase suffering and waste their new life."
Looking at Luo Jun, Qin Huai suddenly realized that the nickname everyone had secretly given him when he was a child was not wrong.
The little philosopher grew up to be a great philosopher.
That's really heartening!
Luo Jun noticed Qin Huai's gaze and returned it with a murderous look: "What kind of look is that?"
Qin Huai quickly looked away.
"It's nothing, I'm just happy that you successfully overcame your tribulation."
"Really, I'm so happy."
(End of this chapter)
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