I'm a thankful fox in Tokyo

Chapter 108 Five seconds? Five minutes!

"Eunuch,"

As Xiuji spoke, he glanced at Dongye Yu with his bird eyes, spread his wings and bowed flatteringly.

"I would like to borrow your lord's smartphone to watch the episodes of Komei Taikoden that I missed."

He knew that Higashino Yu treasured his new cell phone very much, so he didn't even dare to mention the idea of ​​watching other Taiga dramas. He only said that he wanted to watch the complete Nobuyuki no Taikoden.

The drama started airing in early March, but Xiuji met Higashino Yu at the end of March.

In addition, he had to move for a few days and go to Kyoto for inspection every week, so he missed several episodes, which he often felt regretful about.

Watch a drama?

Dong Yeyu glanced at Xiuji, and the bird chuckled foolishly.

The data charges in the island country are both terrible and expensive compared to those in China, but some packages from some operators are still barely usable - unlike in China, there are many operators here.

The mobile phone card sent by Miss Moon Witch also came with a monthly unlimited data package from a large operator under the Asumimi Group.

8,000 yen a month is more expensive than monthly broadband plans in China.

I don't know why Miss Moon Witch didn't get a free package for the whole year when she signed up with her operator, or asked someone to get a super discounted package with unlimited space.

Dongye Yu thought for a moment and felt that Xiuji had made great contributions this time, and he was the one who asked him what he wanted, looking very generous.

If you can't even give up a bit of traffic, you'll be breaking your promise to the bird and also damaging your dignity as the lord.

Thinking of this, he curled the corners of his mouth. Damn lord, why do I feel like I have been led astray by this dead bird Xiuji.

Dong Yeyu then agreed to Xiuji's request, but asked a question: "Can you use a mobile phone with your paws?"

When smartphones first came out ten years ago, there was a craze for touch screen pens. If Xiuji had been there at that time, she could have held the touch screen pen in her beak and played with her phone.

But by that time the design craze had faded.

Xiuji was stunned for a second, glanced at his sharp claws and beak, and said, "I think it should be okay."

He stopped talking after saying that. Even if Dongye Yuzhen gave him the phone, he probably wouldn't dare to scratch it with his claws.

I thought to myself, my lord finally got a smartphone, if it gets scratched, tomorrow's dinner might be pigeon stewed with mushrooms.

"You can't do that. I told you not to practice properly. Now you can't play with your phone, right?"

Dong Yeyu took this opportunity to teach him a lesson.

"I wanted to equip you with a mobile phone for communication before, but your cultivation is not enough, your body is still limited to birds, and it is difficult for you to control a leaf with your spiritual consciousness, so this idea has never been realized."

In fact, a considerable part of the reason was that we had no money at that time.

Is this happening?

Xiuji was struck by lightning when he heard this. The black bird's eyes widened and its beak opened slightly.

He was stunned for a moment, his expression was sad, he wailed at the top of his voice, and recited a Japanese poem in a strange accent that he had seen from somewhere.

"When the flowers and leaves fall, the water flows eastward and never returns. It is too late for Xiuji to regret!"

If I had worked hard to cultivate from the beginning, wouldn’t I have achieved cell phone freedom long ago?

When Xiuji thought of this, he felt his heart bleeding, and he admitted his mistake with a tearful face: "Xiuji knows I was wrong, and I will practice diligently in the future!"

"But what should I do now?" He was still thinking about the first few episodes of Gongming Taikoden.

Dongye Yu thought about it, took out toilet paper and tape and started tinkering with it. Seeing this, Xiuji leaned closer to look at him with hopeful eyes.

Toilet paper and tape were quickly made into a muzzle that fit Xiuji's beak - the inspiration came from a stupid video he saw online in his previous life.

It seems to be testing the screen sensitivity of fruit phones.

It looks a bit weird, but I don't know why it works.

"There is such a treasure!"

Xiuji watched in amazement as Dongye Yu put a paper mouthpiece on the phone screen to try it out, while flattering him with a smile on his face.

"My lord, you are truly a man of extraordinary talent. Not to mention Kong Ming, even Gongshu Ban would be ashamed of himself!"

This dead bird actually knows the prime minister and Gongshu Ban?
Wait, who am I sending this to? Am I worthy of being compared with Kong Ming and Gongshu Ban?
Overpraising, right?!
Higashino Yu curled the corners of his mouth and didn't bother to pay attention to him. Then he remembered what Yuko said tonight about her encounter with a monster at school, so he mentioned it.

"Xiuji, Miko said she encountered a monster at school. Do you know about this?"

Xiuji was trying to put on a muzzle in a hurry, and when he heard this, he bowed and answered quickly.

"My Lord, that is a 400-year-old plum tree that has become a spirit. It looks pretty good. Every day after I send Miss Iori to school, I rest and wait on the branches of the plum tree spirit."

"It was he who said yesterday that Miss Iori would be in danger and asked the eunuch to report the news to the lord."

"Is that so? Then after you send Miko to school tomorrow, remember to thank him on my behalf and tell him that I will visit him in the evening with a gift."

"Xiuji remembers it."

Dong Ye Yu flipped through his benefactor's photo album and indeed saw a photo of a plum tree that had been added at some point.

However, the image is illusory and is probably only enough for me to repay the favor once.

After thinking for a moment, to be on the safe side, I decided to go to Yuko School after school tomorrow and get to know this tree demon.

Thinking of this, Dong Ye Yu sighed.

There are many benefactors in my album who have disappeared for various reasons, and from now on I can only rely on fate to repay them.

I wish all benefactors could stay still for hundreds of years like this tree demon.

Afterwards, Dongye Yu told Xiuji, who had been thinking about him for a long time, the screen lock password of his mobile phone, and then gave him a reminder.

"There's not much data, so use it sparingly."

Although the traffic is unlimited, there is a threshold - if it exceeds 7GB, the network speed will drop significantly.

7GB should be enough for watching TV series, and I don’t usually watch those brain-twisting short videos on TikTok from the island country.

There are far more brain-tangling videos on Tiktak abroad than in China.

Moreover, many biker gangs, delinquents and young kids like to post those videos of local dogs.

"Xiuji has made note of it. Thank you for the reward, my lord!"

Xiuji was almost crawling on the ground. After thanking in an old and serious voice, he put on a muzzle and ran to the side to tinker with his mobile phone with great interest.

The scene was quite strange for a moment.

He turned on the silent mode, but the room was very quiet, with only the occasional sound of cars passing by on Ayasezaka Highway not far away outside the window.

In addition, Higashino Yu's hearing is very sensitive, so at the beginning he could still hear the sound of the beak gently touching the screen.

Later, probably when the TV series started to air, he squatted there like a hen incubating eggs, staring blankly at the screen with his bird's eyes and muttering silently to himself.

Maybe he's learning the ways of speaking and behaving from those Taiga dramas again.

Dong Ye Yu was anxious to learn magic, so he just took a quick look and ignored it, sitting on the bed impatiently.

Concentrate your mind and call out the panel of the gratitude system in your mind.

Receive gratitude rewards.

A jade scroll appeared in his hand. Its appearance was not much different from the previous Taoist scripture and it was bound with a brocade silk ribbon.

Compared to ordinary people, it naturally looks luxurious, but it is too simple for the world of immortal cultivation.

The review is that there is nothing special about it.

But maybe the old man Tianzun likes this kind of simplicity?

Higashino Yu was just complaining, he didn't really dislike it.

Most of the people who have wandered are pragmatists. As long as they can learn magic, even a spell book made of tree bark is a top treasure.

His spiritual consciousness reached out to refine the Green Lotus Seal on the jade slip, and the knowledge about slaying demons appeared in his mind like an epiphany.

Dong Yeyu closed his eyes, spent his mind to carefully classify the knowledge, and then read and comprehend it one by one. This comprehension took an entire night, with the moon setting in the west and the stars twinkling.

When the sky was about to brighten, Dong Ye Yu finally opened his eyes, and his eyes, as pure as the night, were full of spirit.

It was dark outside the window before dawn. The lights in the room were off and it was pitch black. Only the light from the cell phone illuminated Xiuji's bird face.

He seemed to realize something, looked at Dong Ye Yu who was staring at him for a second, swallowed, and suddenly closed his eyes.

He just fell straight onto the floor and started snoring.

This damn bird, he just vowed to practice hard last night, but his words are like farts. Dong Yeyu was speechless.

Although I knew Xiuji might stay up late to watch the drama, I didn't expect him to stay up all night.

Is this still available?

No, I have to limit my time in the future. Otherwise, I will be addicted to the Internet and neglect my cultivation, which may even cause trouble for me.

Dong Yeyu made a decision, put his phone back, turned on the light, and gently kicked a pigeon lying on the ground that was a size larger than a raven.

"If you're not asleep, get up and practice now."

Seeing that she couldn't pretend anymore, Xiuji opened her eyes, stood up, and greeted Dongye Yu awkwardly.

"Good morning, lord."

Seeing that he just said "hmm", I thought he was angry and got very anxious.

"This is the first time that this eunuch has used a human magic weapon, a smartphone. I was bewitched by it and became addicted to it. I really deserve to die."

"He deserves death?" Dong Yeyu shook his head.

"Not really, but since you know you are guilty, let's put it this way. From now on, you must practice for seven hours a day before you can play with your phone for two hours."

Then he went into the bathroom to wash up.

"what?!"

Xiuji stood there in a daze, as if struck by lightning again. She wished she could grow wings on her beak and chased Dongye Yu to the toilet.

"My lord, you can't do this. You absolutely can't do this! I know I was wrong—"

Dong Yeyu just gave him a sidelong look, and he closed his mouth and shrank his neck.

"Eight hours. You must complete eight hours of training every day, and then you can double it."

Eight hours, my lord, you might as well kill me.

Xiuji was stunned at the time. She complained in her heart but didn't dare to say it out loud. She just walked out of the bathroom with a sad face and in despair.

".Xiuji knows."

This lazy dog ​​should be hung with bait and whipped before he moves.

After washing up, Dong Yeyu took out a small pink pot and started to boil water on low heat, preparing to cook noodles later. At the same time, he sat at the small square table to organize and summarize his insights from last night.

After learning magic for a whole night, I now have some experience in slaying demons.

It is not quite appropriate to call this spell enchantment in general. Enchantment is just one of its uses.

When you don't have a weapon at hand, pick up an object, even a chair.

With magic power attached to it, it becomes indestructible and has the ability to slay demons and monsters.

It is said to be used to slay demons and monsters, but in fact it is also useful against gods.

However, the disadvantage is that mana is consumed very quickly, and such a rough infusion of mana will damage the internal structure of the object, making it fragile.

Another use is to use magic power to refine your own weapons.

Gradually understand every inch of the weapon's structure, immerse your magic power into it, and achieve a state of telepathy.

Using Demon Slayer on this refined weapon will not damage the weapon, and the effect will be stronger.

Higashino Yu is not sure about the specifics and does not dare to experiment directly on Chengming Ichimonji Nagamitsu.

So he tore off a piece of toilet paper first. A faint spiritual light attached to it, and the soft toilet paper instantly became as hard as steel.

I tried to break it with all my strength, but couldn't break it. I couldn't even bend it, but the speed at which my magic power was lost became much faster.

I slammed it lightly on the small square table a few times.
Chop, chop, chop.
It feels like a blunt kitchen knife.

After taking back his magic power, Dong Ye Yu observed the toilet paper.

I found that this piece of paper, which was just bought not long ago and had a somewhat tough texture, became like old paper that had been left for decades.

It became brittle and crumbled into pieces with the slightest pinch.

Maybe it’s because of the material?
Then his eyes wandered around the empty house, looking for the next experimental subject, and finally fell on his schoolbag, wanting to take out a pen to experiment.

After thinking about it, I felt reluctant to part with it. After all, it had been with me for such a period of time. Even if it was out of ink, it would be fine to just leave it like this.

Dong Yeyu is a nostalgic person.

After pondering for a moment, Dong Ye Yu went to the trash can downstairs and rummaged through the sorted garbage, and found one of the legs of the iron chair.

After swinging a few times in the air, it has a bit of the flavor of the holy sword of physics. Because it is hollow, its strength is definitely far inferior.

The magic power was activated, and a hazy light enveloped the entire chair leg. Dong Ye Yu weighed it in his hand, but it was too light and not suitable as a weapon.

But it's just an experiment now, so it doesn't matter.

He held it tightly in his hand, tensed his arm muscles, and chopped hard at the telephone pole.

Woo!
The chair legs swung in the air with a whistling sound and hit the electric pole, causing a few small pieces of concrete to fall off and some cracks to begin to spread.

Clang clang!
Dong Yeyu did not stop for a moment, holding the chair leg tightly and waving it rapidly. The white shadow of the stick became a continuous piece, concrete blocks kept splashing from the electric pole, and dust filled the air.

After a while of such high-intensity slashing attacks, Dongye Yu restrained his strength so as not to cause any substantial damage to the electric poles - these electric poles have high-strength steel bars inside and cannot be broken by human power.

At the same time, I estimated the mana consumption of using non-refined weapons to slay demons.

If I continue this high-intensity sword fight, my current mana will probably be enough for five minutes?
This is because I am a monster and my blue bar is much longer than that of ordinary people. If it were an ordinary monster hunter, I feel like he wouldn't be able to last even five seconds.

Dong Ye Yu, who was concentrating on feeling the effects of the spell, automatically blocked out the messages coming from his sensitive senses. It was not until he came out of this state of concentration that he felt something was wrong.

Turning around, I saw a young man who was delivering newspapers on a bicycle standing not far away.

He noticed that Dong Yeyu was looking at him, and he quickly bowed and apologized.

"Yes, sorry."

While bowing, he turned the bike around, changed direction in panic and rode away.

Dong Yeyu looked at his fleeing back, feeling a little embarrassed, and walked away pretending nothing had happened. At the same time, he lamented in his heart that it was not easy for a worker, as it was only a little after five o'clock.

After taking back his magic power, the hollow steel chair legs in his hand immediately became as if they had been rusted for years, and turned into iron filings with a slight pinch.

It doesn't seem to be a problem with the material. If it is an unrefined item, it can probably only be used once to slay monsters before it breaks.

Seeing that it was almost dawn, Dong Yeyu quickly ran to the rooftop, not wasting today's purple energy.

Although the progress of refining Qi in this way is slow, the advantage is that the foundation is solid and down-to-earth. Every time you finish practicing, you will feel a sense of joy of harvest.

After completing today's morning training, Dong Ye Yu returned to the apartment and had breakfast.

He also reminded Xiuji not to fall asleep and to remember to send Miko and tell the plum tree demon that he would visit her today.

After that, he changed into his school uniform and stared at the Seimei Ichimonji Changguang lying on the bed for a moment.

He was somewhat worried that a thief or a demon might pry open the door and steal the knife while he and Xiuji were not at home.

This beautifully shaped and spiritual ancient sword is not only favored by thieves, but also by some monsters.

So I just put on my backpack and took it out - COSPLAY is so popular these days, I wonder if I can get away with it.

Dong Ye Yu prepared to buy a sword bag to put the sword in and carry it with him. If he lost such a valuable item, he would be so angry that he would not be able to eat for three days.

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