Fairy Tail: I don't want to be the president

Chapter 26: A knife on the head of the word sex
"Not bad, but..."

Erza took two steps forward and jumped up, stepped on the top of the river crab with one foot, and flew directly over the river crab towards Rhodes.

"The best way to deal with this type of wizard is to attack the wizard himself!"

"Ah?" As a man who had hardly ever fought, Rhodes watched Erza rushing towards him, at a loss as to what to do.

He only saw the sword in Erza's hand disappear, her right hand clenched into a fist, then he felt a pain in his forehead, his eyes went black, and he fell backwards.

Erza landed lightly and faced Rhodes: "Come on, attack with all your strength!"

“No, no…” Mira walked to the side holding the medicine box and waved her hands with a smile, “I can’t stand up anymore.”

"It's just as I expected!" The onlookers were somewhat surprised at the speed of the river crab's advance, but they were not surprised by the result.

Because even if they were replaced, they would not necessarily be stronger than Rhodes.

It's hard to judge Rhode's strength in this way. Erza must have messed up.

"For a newbie who has just started learning magic, his magic power level is quite good and he is very skilled in magic, but his practical experience... is almost zero."

Makarov could see clearly that Rhodes had the potential to become the backbone of the guild. As for actual combat experience...

As long as you stay in the guild, this is the only thing you will never lack.

……

"Gray, do me a favor." Mira opened a small bag in front of Gray.

"Hmm? Okay." Gray clenched his right fist and placed it on the palm of his left hand. "Ice shape: ice bag."

The ice-blue magic light lit up, and the bag in Mira's hand was quickly filled with ice cubes.

"It's over, I'm so embarrassed..." Rhodes was sitting on the round stool in front of the counter, doubting his life.

"Rod, raise your head."

Rhodes did as he was told subconsciously, and something cold fell on his forehead.

"Hiss~~" Rhodes' eyes looked upwards, as if there was an ice pack, which was carefully wrapped with a towel.

Mira lowered her head behind him and met Rhode's eyes, smiling and said, "Don't move, a little cold compress will make the swelling go down faster."

"Thank you." Rhodes reached out and held the ice pack.

Mira noticed his disappointment and said, "It's not shameful at all to lose to Erza. After all, she's one of the strongest people in the guild."

"But I chanted such a long chant and summoned such a cool crab, but she knocked me down with just one move, and she used her fists instead of even a sword!"

Mira tilted her head: "Do you want her to use a sword? Erza is the kind of person who hardly knows how to show mercy in battle."

Rhodes thought of the bloody scene and said, "That...is not necessary."

BANG! Someone dropped something heavy on the counter.

Rhode turned his head while holding the ice pack, then sat up straight involuntarily: "Miss Erza...?"

"Just call me Erza. And then I want to apologize to you." Erza clenched her left fist and placed it on her chest, with a look of regret on her face.

"I'm sorry, I was too harsh. I was so harsh on a companion who asked for a sparring match. I was so mean. I was simply bullying a new member of the guild!"

Rhode was startled by her serious attitude and waved his hands hurriedly: "No, not really, not to that extent."

"No, your tolerance will only highlight my evil deeds." Erza opened the large box she had placed on the counter, and the mountain of things inside rolled out piecemeal.

A quick look revealed various medical supplies including bandages, Band-Aids, iodine, painkillers, anti-inflammatory drugs, etc.

"I have bought all the trauma medicines from the pharmacy. Please feel free to use them!"

"No, I just have a bump on my head. It hurts a little bit."

"Really? My actions have caused you so much trouble. Please let me find a way to make it up to you." Did I say the wrong common language again? Rhode looked at Mira for help.

Mira was enjoying the fun and explained:
"That's Erza's personality. She's a little serious. If you don't accept the medicine, she'll bandage you herself~"

Before Rhode could say anything, Erza had already realized: "I see, the only way to express my apology is to help bandage the wound myself!"

"really not……"

"Change up!"

A flash of light passed, and Erza had finished changing her clothes. The nurse's uniform perfectly accentuated her good figure.

"Oh~Oh~Oh~" A wolf howl was heard in the tavern, and many men's eyes turned into heart shapes.

After being used to seeing Erza wearing armor, it was only when I saw her in a nurse uniform that I realized that apart from her terrifyingly high fighting power, Erza's appearance is also top-notch.

If they weren't afraid of getting beaten, old perverts like Wakaba and Makao would have come close to him.

"Okay, let's start bandaging!" Erza picked up a roll of bandage.

"Really... that, uh, let's not do that..."

Rhodes' heart was beating uncontrollably, and it took less than a second for him to change from opposing to half-heartedly agreeing.

Seeing Erza removing the bandages, Rod began to condemn himself for not being firm, but soon he regretted it...

"Ahhhh!!!"

As professional as Erza's outfit was, her technique was just as unprofessional. She managed to use a roll of bandage to make it look like a rope.

Normally, for a minor injury like Rhode's, he would just need to apply some swelling-reducing medicine to the swollen area. To be more exaggerated, he would just wrap it a few times.

But Erza's bandage somehow wrapped around Rod's neck, tied up his arms, and then wrapped around his legs...

It was definitely intended to tie up a criminal!

"Conspiracy... cough cough cough..."

Rhodes was strangled to the point of being unable to breathe, but some people in the tavern seemed to be even more excited, looking at Rhodes with envy.

"Stop, Erza. Rod is going to die!"

It was actually the first time that Mira saw Erza treating someone else, but she didn't expect her to be so cruel.

Fortunately, she helped stop Rod before he rolled his eyes.

Erza apologized solemnly, "I'm sorry, my skills in healing people are a little rusty."

But you are very skilled in killing people.

Rhodes was so moved that his eyes were filled with tears: "No, you are excellent. Thanks to your treatment, my forehead doesn't hurt so much anymore."

"Really?" Erza's eyes sparkled.

Rhodes nodded seriously: "It's absolutely true. Thank you for your treatment! The rest is up to my recovery power!"

He was sure that his forehead didn't hurt that much compared to his arm.

Rhodes felt like his bones were about to break. Was the bandage so strong that it could almost break a person's bones?
"That's great." Erza may have believed it, and changed back into her armor contentedly, leaving behind the large box of trauma medicine and left.

Rhode rubbed his arm and looked at the ceiling, reflecting on himself: "Lust is like a knife hanging over your head."

After this hardship, his soul will grow.

Mira covered her mouth and laughed.

(End of this chapter)