Fairy Tail: I don't want to be the president

Chapter 328 Luo only knows how to attend funerals, not cheat on his wife

"I think maybe Rhodes doesn't meet the dragon's aesthetic standards?" Mira covered her mouth with one hand and laughed, patting his back with the other hand, "It's okay, it's okay. I still like you."

Is Mira able to say such bold words without batting an eyelid, or is it that she is less shy to say such words with a teasing tone in certain situations?

Anyway, Rhodes was comforted this time.

If Wendy and Xia Lulu hadn't been there, Rhodes would have rewarded her with a kiss on the spot.

Wendy touched the Mountain Dragon's cheek with some surprise. It was hard like stone and not as soft as Grandine's, but she liked the feeling.

After seven years, she finally came into contact with people of the same kind as Grandigne.

The vigilance in Xia Lulu's eyes gradually disappeared, and she began to wonder whether this dragon wanted to snatch Wendy from her.

However, it didn't last long after it came into contact with Wendy before the Mountain Dragon squatted down again, gave Rhodes a look of disdain, and disappeared.

Rhodes understood the meaning of this look. It was probably because she despised him for being weak and summoning him with great fanfare but not being able to maintain it for long.

Rhodes could only clench his fists and secretly said, "Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west."

"Mr. Rod, thank you for coming here specially!" Although she was still a little reluctant, Wendy was very happy today.

Rhodes waved his hand: "You're welcome, because it's something we've already agreed on."

Xia Lulu was more concerned about something else: "If you can get along with dragons at any time, you won't become a dragon slayer, right?"

Rhodes said, "I don't think so. Although I can use some magic from the mountain dragon, I can neither eat soil nor stone."

As for how he knew he couldn’t eat it…this is a story about toothache.

Xia Lulu nodded thoughtfully.

"It's getting late, shall we go back?" Mira suggested, "I'll make you something delicious."

Xia Lulu said: "Shouldn't we entertain you?"

"What's the matter? We are not unfamiliar guests." Rhodes said, "Mira's cooking is delicious."

Wendy defended in a low voice: "Xia Lulu's cooking is also delicious."

"That's true." Rhodes had eaten from both sides and had the right to speak. He unilaterally announced that Mira won, but he couldn't offend Mao Mao.

On the way back, Rhodes caught two pheasants.

But it wasn't long before he regretted it.

Mira was in charge of killing the chicken, while Xia Lulu was preparing other ingredients. Rod dragged Wendy to watch Mira kill the chicken.

She tied her hair up neatly and put on the apron Rhodes brought - the one Wendy usually wore didn't fit her well.

Mira first grasped the base of a pair of chicken wings with her right hand, lifted the chicken's left leg and hung it on her little finger, then lifted the chicken's neck and pinched it with her thumb and index finger, easily controlling the chicken with one hand.

Then he picked up the kitchen knife with his left hand and gently wiped the chicken to bleed it quickly and efficiently.

Wendy couldn't help but say, "So skilled."

Mira turned her head and smiled at the two of them...

"Ah——" Wendy was startled and hid behind Rhodes, then stuck her head out and looked at Mira fearfully.

Mira asked in confusion: "What's wrong, is Wendy afraid of killing chickens?"

"That's not the question..." Rhodes also felt that the scene just now was a little scary, "Mira, raise the knife a little higher, yes, smile again, and smile more gently."

Mira did as she was told: "Like this?"

It was a shiny kitchen knife with blood on it. The blood flowed down the blade and dripped onto the ground.

And a beautiful lady with a queen-like style holds it and gives you a gentle smile...

This picture is absolutely amazing.

Wendy was so scared that she hid behind Rhode and dared not come out: "I'm sorry Miss Mira! I will never dare to disobey again! Wuwuwu..."

Mira quickly dropped the kitchen knife: “I’m sorry Wendy, I didn’t mean to scare you.”

She glared at Rhode, signaling him to find a way to comfort her. Rhode took out a Poro delicacy, and Worm ran over to rub against Wendy.

Noticing Mira's eyes turning to him, Rod raised a hand: "I promise that I will only attend funerals and never cheat in my life."

"Why are you suddenly saying something like that!?" Mira was a little embarrassed.

She asked Rod to take both Wendy and Worm away, and then continued to bleed the other chicken.

While waiting for the water to heat up, Mira used the kitchen knife as a mirror and made a few expressions, and finally pouted: "Is it that scary?"

Today's main dish is pheasant stewed with mushrooms. The chicken is freshly killed and the mushrooms are freshly picked.

When the lid of the casserole was opened, the aroma spread from ten miles away and filled the whole house with fragrance. Worm, who could neither reach the table nor get on the stool, was almost crying with greed.

The chicken is tender, springy and fresh, and the mushrooms are smooth and tender and have absorbed the soup, leaving your mouth full of fragrance when you bite them.

If you pour a spoonful of golden soup on the rice, it will be a perfect match.

Rod reluctantly shared some of the delicious food with Worm, and felt like he was the best host in the world.

After dinner, Rhodes suddenly thought of the advantage of being with Wendy, that is, he could eat mushrooms at will, and if he was really poisoned, she could get rid of it in a few minutes.

Good news for mushroom lovers - of course, if there is someone who dies on the spot after eating it and there is no time to save him, then he can only consider himself unlucky.

But Mira doesn't have this worry. As long as she receives the soul of Satan, she can eat any poisonous mushrooms. She is really enviable.

Perhaps in order to ease the relationship, Mira took good care of Wendy at the dinner table. After the meal, 'Miss Mira' had become 'Sister Mira'.

Rod benefited from this and became known as 'Brother Rod'.

Of course, the factor of mountain dragons may also be involved.

"How are you going to sleep at night?" Xia Lulu asked an important question, "Can you two stay in the same room?"

"Live, live, live...live in the same room! Sister Mira and Brother Rod?" Wendy seemed to understand everything, and her little face suddenly turned red again.

Rhodes was very single: "I'll follow your arrangements. I have no objection."

"Then you sleep with Worm, and I'll stay in a room with Wendy." Mira hugged Wendy from behind, "Is that okay, Wendy?"

Wendy was hit hard on the back of her head and almost died: "Yes... Sister Mira, but you have to share a bed with me."

Actually, Xia Lulu also wants to come along, but how much space can a cat take up?

Mira even looked forward to it: “It’s okay, my sister and I used to sleep like this occasionally.”

"Does Miss Mira have a sister?"

Mira said with some nostalgia: "Well, she was as cute as Wendy when she was a child...but..."

Rhodes looked at her, and Mira gave him a look in return that said not to worry.

Wendy asked in confusion, "What?"

"Nothing, let's go wash up." Mira felt that there was no need to make Wendy sad.

Rhodes was sent to the room opposite the girls'. He and Gray had stayed here before, and now he slept with Worm.

"Women will only affect the speed of my practice." Rhodes sat cross-legged on the bed, meditating as usual.

After the practice, he lay on the bed and covered himself with the quilt: "I want to be influenced."

Worm licked Rod's face.

Rod pushed it away: "Not you."

(A small setting that is not very important: Wendy's speaking habit is to address others with honorifics, except for Happy and Charlu. In the anime, it is basically the name plus a "San". Male is translated as Mr. and female is translated as Miss. Some versions also translate it as Natsu brother and Lucy sister. There are also versions like Natsu brother and Lucy sister. I may change the address slightly according to the closeness to Wendy in the future)
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(End of this chapter)