fire-breathing baby ruffian
075 Little Kid Wetting the Bed Again
"Hmph!" The girl's eyes sharpened, and she glared fiercely at Chu Qiao.
"It's really windy tonight," Chu Qiao yawned after shaking her body, "I'll go back to sleep for a beauty sleep first. As for you girl, you still have to stand in the wind for a while, come on, I'm optimistic about you Oh." After finishing speaking, she happily left with a contented face holding the trophy.
Back at the inn, only to find Xuanyuan Yue coming out of her room.
"You... who are you? How did you come out of my room?" She was dumbfounded.
Xuanyuan Yue looked at the things in her hand, and said with a faint smile, "It seems that the girl has gained a lot tonight." Before he finished speaking, he left gracefully, leaving Chu Qiao with a handsome back.
What, I brought this upright, as if I went out to steal again, she gave him a dissatisfied look.
Huh?No, who is that person?Could it be a thief?Or a thief who comes in and out through the front door? (#‵′) Damn, it's too arrogant, right?
Thinking of this, Chu Qiao hurried into the room to check if there was anything missing.
I checked it carefully, and it’s okay, it’s okay, the burden is still there, Xiao Huihui is not lost, and she is curled up and lying in the corner to sleep; dreaming sweet dreams.
strangeness?What is that man doing in here?
Is it a pervert?The kind that specializes in stealing women's underwear? !With a look of horror on her face, she put down the silver and trophies, and opened the bag with trembling hands...Huh?The bellyband is still there, and the obscene pants are not lost.
Forget it, don't think about it, anyway, I didn't lose anything, and I'm not a pervert, I was exhausted, Chu Qiao thumped her shoulder with her hand, and yawned several times in a row.
After going out to get some water, and hastily washed, she began to take off her clothes half awake, and then fell into bed to sleep.
In the middle of the night, Chu Xiaoxi suddenly waved her chubby hands and shouted, "Mother, I want to pee, light a candle!"
"Don't make noise!" Chu Qiao, who was sleeping soundly, turned over, ignored him, and continued to sleep soundly.
As a result, the tragedy happened in the early morning of the next day.
Chu Qiao posed in a big shape on the bed, and the two fat, fleshy feet of a certain little milk baby rested on her neck, hanging upside down, with her little head resting on the perfect inverted triangle.
The warm sunlight shone in through the window, Chu Qiao slowly opened her eyes, feeling her neck was so sore, she widened her beautiful eyes and saw that a baby's little bird was facing her.
⊙﹏⊙b Khan!sweat!Waterfall sweat! !
"Chu Xiaoxi, get up!" Chu Qiao suddenly got up, lifted the sleeping baby with one hand, and roared.
Chu Xiaoxi rubbed her eyes, waved her hands at the angry Chu Qiao, and said angrily: "Mother, it's early in the morning, what are you shouting, Xiaoxi needs to feel it."
"How old are you? Huh? What pants are you taking off to sleep? Still hanging upside down on my neck? Are you practicing kung fu?!"
Hearing his mother's scolding, the little milk baby looked aggrieved, "Xiao Xi wet his pants, it's uncomfortable to wear, of course he has to take it off." Then he pointed at the place where he slept with his fat little finger, " It's wet there too, of course Xiao Xi has to find a place to sleep that isn't wet."
"You... what did you just say?" She pulled the corners of her lips forcefully, and then roared indistinctly, "Did you pee your pants again?!" Chu Qiao moved towards the direction he pointed as if being shocked by an electric shock. Looking at it, she saw that someone had drawn a big map on the snow-white bed sheet, and she immediately had the urge to beat him up.
Picking out her trembling ears, Chu Xiaoxi pursed her mouth, and said with a bitter face: "Mother, it's not all your fault, Xiaoxi wanted to pee last night, and you ignored Xiaoxi, so Xiaoxi We have to solve it on the spot." After speaking, he continued to fall back into bed and fell asleep.
A flock of crows flew around Chu Qiao's head.
"Do you dare to wet the bed or me?" She was both angry and funny, "Stinky boy, get up for me."
"..." Ignore it.
Chu Qiao got out of bed, quickly put on a long white dress, tied up three thousand strands of hair with a hairpin of the same color, and put the important items on her body one by one.
I went out to fetch water, only to find that a certain baby was still lying on the bed and refused to get up.
Regardless of him, after washing himself.
She opened the window of the room, then crossed her arms, stood by the bed, and said to a baby girl, "Little Chu Xiaoxi, if you don't get up again, I will confiscate your clothes and leave you naked." Go downstairs for breakfast."
"..."
Unexpectedly, this trick didn't work, because the little milk baby didn't respond at all.She also gestured to take the burden away, and as soon as she reached the door, the little milk boy became anxious and started to make noise.
"Mother, don't go; Mother, don't go. Xiaoxi has woken up, and Xiaoxi is ready for bed." Afraid that mother would really leave her naked, Chu Xiaoxi hurriedly got up.
This ghostly child is quite a thief, and he doesn't make a sound until the critical moment.
Chu Qiao smiled and found a suit, clothes, underwear, trousers, and a blue shirt for him from the baggage, walked over to help him change them one by one, and then washed him.
Walking out of the door, he called Xiao Er and asked him to change the bed with new sheets, and then the mother and son went downstairs slowly.
"Miss Chu, here." Seeing them coming downstairs, the enthusiastic Situ Langming hurriedly greeted them, motioning them to sit over.
Chu Qiao originally wanted to sit there, but when she saw that the entourage in green was also sitting there yesterday, she hurriedly declined, "No need, there are too many of you, so we can just sit here." She pointed to a seat next to Situ Langming. tables.
"I'm going to sit with Uncle Yue." Chu Xiaoxi didn't buy it. After talking in the bathhouse last night, he had already become good friends with Xuanyuan Yue, and he broke away from Chu Qiao's hand. He hurriedly ran to Xuanyuan Yue's side, and sat down with a bright face.
(#‵′) Damn, little white-eyed wolf!After Chu Qiao despised n times in her heart, she sat down on the side seat with a depressed face.When he saw Xuanyuan Yue, he was shocked. Isn't this the man who came out of her room last night?After being stunned for a long time, she suddenly realized that he was the man wearing the bamboo hat yesterday.
Unexpectedly, he is quite handsome, comparable to Situ Langming, and seems to be more attractive.
"Guest officer, what would you like to have for breakfast?" the waiter came over and greeted.
Chu Qiao took a peek at Situ Langming's table. There were soy milk, fried dough sticks, white rice porridge and pickles, and hurriedly said, "Here's a bowl of soy milk and a fried dough stick."
"What about the little guest officers?" Because they are now friends of Tu Haojun, the waiter in the shop entertained them with 12 points of enthusiasm.
Tilting her head and thinking for a while, Chu Xiaoxi said in a childish voice, "It's the same as my mother's."
Hearing this, everyone had black lines on their faces.
After a while, Xiao Er brought over two bowls of steaming soy milk and two freshly fried fritters.
"I can't tell, Mr. Xuanyuan is quite destined to be a child." Seeing Chu Xiaoxi sitting next to Xuanyuan Yue, Situ Langming couldn't help joking: "It just so happens that Mrs. Xuanyuan is wearing blue clothes today. You are also dressed in blue, those who don’t know think you are father and son.”
"Puchi—" With a sound, because of Situ Langming's words, Chu Qiao sprayed out all the soy milk just after drinking it into his mouth.
Situ Langming asked with concern: "Miss Chu, are you alright?"
"Almost choked to death, did you say it's okay?" She looked at him with resentful eyes.
"Uh... I didn't mean it." Situ Langming looked embarrassed, "I was just joking."
Rolling her eyes at him, Chu Qiao said with a depressed face: "This joke is not funny at all. How do they look alike? Do they look alike in the same color clothes?" (#‵′)Damn, I would have let Chu Xiaoxi is naked.
"Mother, I think Uncle Yue and I are quite similar, do you think Uncle Yue will be my father?" At this time, Chu Xiaoxi also began to add confusion.
"Shut up." She gave Chu Xiaoxi a hard look, "Didn't I tell you that your father was already dead?"
"Hmph, it's impossible for you to imagine, our young master won't fall in love with a woman like you." Heifeng's lukewarm words came over.
Crackling... Chu Qiao's small universe is on fire!Tens of thousands of grass mud horses roared past her...
Picking up the deep-fried dough stick in front of her, Chu Qiao pointed at Hei Feng domineeringly and roared, "Please explain clearly to me! What do you call a woman like me?"
Sweat dripped, "Miss Chu, calm down! Calm down!" Seeing this situation, Situ Langming hurriedly acted as a peacemaker.
"Brutal, rude, unclean—"
"Hei Feng!" Xuanyuan Yue interrupted Hei Feng, winked at him, and signaled him to shut up.
"Say it, why don't you say it?" Chu Qiao continued to point the fried dough stick at him, gritting her teeth.
"Miss Chu, calm down! Calm down! Brother Heifeng has no intentions, so don't argue with him."
Taking a hard bite of the fritters, Chu Qiao chewed and said, "For Mr. Situ's sake, I won't argue with you." Sitting back in her seat, Chu Qiao drank the soy milk, nnd, what a waste of money! Too much saliva, her mouth is dry.
"Xiaoxi hates you, and those who bully mother are bad guys." Now Chu Xiaoxi began to fight for Chu Qiao, her pink face was filled with accusations against Heifeng, and then she muttered unhappily Xiaozui said: "Uncle Yue, he is a villain, isn't he?"
After glancing at Heifeng, and then at that pretty woman with flushed face and blood, Xuanyuan Yue held back a smile and said, "Yes, Uncle Heifeng is a villain."
"Young master——" Heifeng couldn't hold back his face when his young master said that, and his dislike for the mother and child in his heart rose to another level.
Hearing Xuanyuan Yue say that about him, Chu Qiao laughed wildly in her heart, with a gloating look on her face.
"Xiao Xi, eat quickly, after eating, mother will take you to buy new clothes."
"Okay, okay." Chu Xiaoxi showed a cute smile when she heard the new clothes, raised her eyes to look at Xuanyuan Yue, and said, "Uncle Yue, too?"
"It's really windy tonight," Chu Qiao yawned after shaking her body, "I'll go back to sleep for a beauty sleep first. As for you girl, you still have to stand in the wind for a while, come on, I'm optimistic about you Oh." After finishing speaking, she happily left with a contented face holding the trophy.
Back at the inn, only to find Xuanyuan Yue coming out of her room.
"You... who are you? How did you come out of my room?" She was dumbfounded.
Xuanyuan Yue looked at the things in her hand, and said with a faint smile, "It seems that the girl has gained a lot tonight." Before he finished speaking, he left gracefully, leaving Chu Qiao with a handsome back.
What, I brought this upright, as if I went out to steal again, she gave him a dissatisfied look.
Huh?No, who is that person?Could it be a thief?Or a thief who comes in and out through the front door? (#‵′) Damn, it's too arrogant, right?
Thinking of this, Chu Qiao hurried into the room to check if there was anything missing.
I checked it carefully, and it’s okay, it’s okay, the burden is still there, Xiao Huihui is not lost, and she is curled up and lying in the corner to sleep; dreaming sweet dreams.
strangeness?What is that man doing in here?
Is it a pervert?The kind that specializes in stealing women's underwear? !With a look of horror on her face, she put down the silver and trophies, and opened the bag with trembling hands...Huh?The bellyband is still there, and the obscene pants are not lost.
Forget it, don't think about it, anyway, I didn't lose anything, and I'm not a pervert, I was exhausted, Chu Qiao thumped her shoulder with her hand, and yawned several times in a row.
After going out to get some water, and hastily washed, she began to take off her clothes half awake, and then fell into bed to sleep.
In the middle of the night, Chu Xiaoxi suddenly waved her chubby hands and shouted, "Mother, I want to pee, light a candle!"
"Don't make noise!" Chu Qiao, who was sleeping soundly, turned over, ignored him, and continued to sleep soundly.
As a result, the tragedy happened in the early morning of the next day.
Chu Qiao posed in a big shape on the bed, and the two fat, fleshy feet of a certain little milk baby rested on her neck, hanging upside down, with her little head resting on the perfect inverted triangle.
The warm sunlight shone in through the window, Chu Qiao slowly opened her eyes, feeling her neck was so sore, she widened her beautiful eyes and saw that a baby's little bird was facing her.
⊙﹏⊙b Khan!sweat!Waterfall sweat! !
"Chu Xiaoxi, get up!" Chu Qiao suddenly got up, lifted the sleeping baby with one hand, and roared.
Chu Xiaoxi rubbed her eyes, waved her hands at the angry Chu Qiao, and said angrily: "Mother, it's early in the morning, what are you shouting, Xiaoxi needs to feel it."
"How old are you? Huh? What pants are you taking off to sleep? Still hanging upside down on my neck? Are you practicing kung fu?!"
Hearing his mother's scolding, the little milk baby looked aggrieved, "Xiao Xi wet his pants, it's uncomfortable to wear, of course he has to take it off." Then he pointed at the place where he slept with his fat little finger, " It's wet there too, of course Xiao Xi has to find a place to sleep that isn't wet."
"You... what did you just say?" She pulled the corners of her lips forcefully, and then roared indistinctly, "Did you pee your pants again?!" Chu Qiao moved towards the direction he pointed as if being shocked by an electric shock. Looking at it, she saw that someone had drawn a big map on the snow-white bed sheet, and she immediately had the urge to beat him up.
Picking out her trembling ears, Chu Xiaoxi pursed her mouth, and said with a bitter face: "Mother, it's not all your fault, Xiaoxi wanted to pee last night, and you ignored Xiaoxi, so Xiaoxi We have to solve it on the spot." After speaking, he continued to fall back into bed and fell asleep.
A flock of crows flew around Chu Qiao's head.
"Do you dare to wet the bed or me?" She was both angry and funny, "Stinky boy, get up for me."
"..." Ignore it.
Chu Qiao got out of bed, quickly put on a long white dress, tied up three thousand strands of hair with a hairpin of the same color, and put the important items on her body one by one.
I went out to fetch water, only to find that a certain baby was still lying on the bed and refused to get up.
Regardless of him, after washing himself.
She opened the window of the room, then crossed her arms, stood by the bed, and said to a baby girl, "Little Chu Xiaoxi, if you don't get up again, I will confiscate your clothes and leave you naked." Go downstairs for breakfast."
"..."
Unexpectedly, this trick didn't work, because the little milk baby didn't respond at all.She also gestured to take the burden away, and as soon as she reached the door, the little milk boy became anxious and started to make noise.
"Mother, don't go; Mother, don't go. Xiaoxi has woken up, and Xiaoxi is ready for bed." Afraid that mother would really leave her naked, Chu Xiaoxi hurriedly got up.
This ghostly child is quite a thief, and he doesn't make a sound until the critical moment.
Chu Qiao smiled and found a suit, clothes, underwear, trousers, and a blue shirt for him from the baggage, walked over to help him change them one by one, and then washed him.
Walking out of the door, he called Xiao Er and asked him to change the bed with new sheets, and then the mother and son went downstairs slowly.
"Miss Chu, here." Seeing them coming downstairs, the enthusiastic Situ Langming hurriedly greeted them, motioning them to sit over.
Chu Qiao originally wanted to sit there, but when she saw that the entourage in green was also sitting there yesterday, she hurriedly declined, "No need, there are too many of you, so we can just sit here." She pointed to a seat next to Situ Langming. tables.
"I'm going to sit with Uncle Yue." Chu Xiaoxi didn't buy it. After talking in the bathhouse last night, he had already become good friends with Xuanyuan Yue, and he broke away from Chu Qiao's hand. He hurriedly ran to Xuanyuan Yue's side, and sat down with a bright face.
(#‵′) Damn, little white-eyed wolf!After Chu Qiao despised n times in her heart, she sat down on the side seat with a depressed face.When he saw Xuanyuan Yue, he was shocked. Isn't this the man who came out of her room last night?After being stunned for a long time, she suddenly realized that he was the man wearing the bamboo hat yesterday.
Unexpectedly, he is quite handsome, comparable to Situ Langming, and seems to be more attractive.
"Guest officer, what would you like to have for breakfast?" the waiter came over and greeted.
Chu Qiao took a peek at Situ Langming's table. There were soy milk, fried dough sticks, white rice porridge and pickles, and hurriedly said, "Here's a bowl of soy milk and a fried dough stick."
"What about the little guest officers?" Because they are now friends of Tu Haojun, the waiter in the shop entertained them with 12 points of enthusiasm.
Tilting her head and thinking for a while, Chu Xiaoxi said in a childish voice, "It's the same as my mother's."
Hearing this, everyone had black lines on their faces.
After a while, Xiao Er brought over two bowls of steaming soy milk and two freshly fried fritters.
"I can't tell, Mr. Xuanyuan is quite destined to be a child." Seeing Chu Xiaoxi sitting next to Xuanyuan Yue, Situ Langming couldn't help joking: "It just so happens that Mrs. Xuanyuan is wearing blue clothes today. You are also dressed in blue, those who don’t know think you are father and son.”
"Puchi—" With a sound, because of Situ Langming's words, Chu Qiao sprayed out all the soy milk just after drinking it into his mouth.
Situ Langming asked with concern: "Miss Chu, are you alright?"
"Almost choked to death, did you say it's okay?" She looked at him with resentful eyes.
"Uh... I didn't mean it." Situ Langming looked embarrassed, "I was just joking."
Rolling her eyes at him, Chu Qiao said with a depressed face: "This joke is not funny at all. How do they look alike? Do they look alike in the same color clothes?" (#‵′)Damn, I would have let Chu Xiaoxi is naked.
"Mother, I think Uncle Yue and I are quite similar, do you think Uncle Yue will be my father?" At this time, Chu Xiaoxi also began to add confusion.
"Shut up." She gave Chu Xiaoxi a hard look, "Didn't I tell you that your father was already dead?"
"Hmph, it's impossible for you to imagine, our young master won't fall in love with a woman like you." Heifeng's lukewarm words came over.
Crackling... Chu Qiao's small universe is on fire!Tens of thousands of grass mud horses roared past her...
Picking up the deep-fried dough stick in front of her, Chu Qiao pointed at Hei Feng domineeringly and roared, "Please explain clearly to me! What do you call a woman like me?"
Sweat dripped, "Miss Chu, calm down! Calm down!" Seeing this situation, Situ Langming hurriedly acted as a peacemaker.
"Brutal, rude, unclean—"
"Hei Feng!" Xuanyuan Yue interrupted Hei Feng, winked at him, and signaled him to shut up.
"Say it, why don't you say it?" Chu Qiao continued to point the fried dough stick at him, gritting her teeth.
"Miss Chu, calm down! Calm down! Brother Heifeng has no intentions, so don't argue with him."
Taking a hard bite of the fritters, Chu Qiao chewed and said, "For Mr. Situ's sake, I won't argue with you." Sitting back in her seat, Chu Qiao drank the soy milk, nnd, what a waste of money! Too much saliva, her mouth is dry.
"Xiaoxi hates you, and those who bully mother are bad guys." Now Chu Xiaoxi began to fight for Chu Qiao, her pink face was filled with accusations against Heifeng, and then she muttered unhappily Xiaozui said: "Uncle Yue, he is a villain, isn't he?"
After glancing at Heifeng, and then at that pretty woman with flushed face and blood, Xuanyuan Yue held back a smile and said, "Yes, Uncle Heifeng is a villain."
"Young master——" Heifeng couldn't hold back his face when his young master said that, and his dislike for the mother and child in his heart rose to another level.
Hearing Xuanyuan Yue say that about him, Chu Qiao laughed wildly in her heart, with a gloating look on her face.
"Xiao Xi, eat quickly, after eating, mother will take you to buy new clothes."
"Okay, okay." Chu Xiaoxi showed a cute smile when she heard the new clothes, raised her eyes to look at Xuanyuan Yue, and said, "Uncle Yue, too?"
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