Don't call me evil god
Chapter 463: Reina's Angry Face
Chapter 463: Reina's Angry Face
As soon as he pushed open the wooden door of the bar, the rich aroma of alcohol gushing out stimulated Pete to cough subconsciously.
"Cough! Cough cough! Ugh..."
Stone Castle liquor is strong and has a strong aftertaste. Pete now feels nauseous just by smelling the liquor.
But he didn't vomit anything.
Only then did Pete feel hungry.
Everything he had eaten on the airship had either been digested or vomited out before, and now his stomach was empty.
Walking into the Happy Hour bar, the first thing Pete saw was the dwarves lying all over the floor in a mess of vomit and alcohol.
Including the middle-aged dwarf who had previously seen through Pete's methods.
The opponent's "black and red color scheme" was very conspicuous. He was the darkest among the dwarves present and was quite easy to identify.
Now he, too, was lying on the ground, with two other dwarves beneath him.
If these guys weren't snoring with their mouths wide open, with the obvious rise and fall of their chests, they would have looked like corpses at a major murder scene.
"Hiss...what's going on?!"
Pete looked toward the bar.
The bartender also fell!
He was sprawled out on the bar, fast asleep, with a pile of empty wine glasses knocked over beside him.
If Pete remembered correctly, although this bartender also drank, he also served as the referee of the Wine Warrior Competition. He would not drink himself to death like other dwarves.
Gale pointed towards the stone table where the game was held.
"Here, look over there."
Reina was half leaning against the stone chair behind her, her eyes blurry with drunkenness, mumbling something in a daze.
Miranda was beside her, reciting the prayers of the Radiant Divine Art in a low voice with a helpless look on her face, trying to sober her up.
However, the effect is minimal, but it's better than nothing.
The function of the radiant magic is to heal and purify the pollution and evil of the void.
The state of drunkenness is obviously not within the scope of "treatment" of divine magic.
Brandon was lying on another stone table in the back, also soundly asleep.
Pete was horrified.
"What the hell is going on here!"
Gale's voice came, the tone was indescribably complicated.
"After you got drunk, the dwarves immediately started to laugh at your alcohol tolerance, saying that humans are really no good, they are timid and can drink even less."
“And then… Reina got furious.”
"She threw out a handful of gold coins."
"She said that she would sign up everyone present for the competition qualification. She would challenge, no, it should be said that she would accept the challenge of all dwarves."
……
Time goes back to an earlier time.
"You, anyone, come and try! Whoever falls first is a wimp, a bug, a dwarf!"
Reina's face was cold as she shouted in a delicate voice.
The noise in the pub stopped for a moment.
The dwarves need some time to digest this "provocation".
next moment.
The bar was busting during happy hour.
The dwarves' eyes turned red, and they began to curse:
"Little human, go home and drink your milk!"
"You haven't even grown all your hair yet and you dare to come out and learn how to drink from the dwarf uncles!"
"Sir Yanhu, let her know how powerful you are!"
Yanhu is the middle-aged dwarf who had previously seen through Pete's cheating and had just become the new defender.
"..."
The aesthetic tastes of dwarves are very different from those of humans.
After all, everyone is of different races.
The dwarves would look down upon the kind of women that humans admire, with skin as white as cream, a slim figure, and a curvy figure.
From the dwarf's perspective.
The most beautiful female dwarf must be physically strong, and the stronger the dwarf, the more popular she is.
Thick legs and arms, big hands and feet, and most importantly, a big butt. If the beard is more beautiful, she will be a "beauty" worshipped by the dwarves.
Therefore, Reina Monya, who is of average appearance in human society, is considered a little girl whose hair has not even grown out in the eyes of the dwarves.
She's still a very ugly little girl.
Reina was mocked by the dwarves, but her expression did not change. She first carefully helped Pete, who had fallen asleep on the ground, to the ground, and handed him to Miranda, asking her to help take care of him.
Then simply sit in the position of "Challenger".
He shook the dice a few times skillfully, slapped them on the table, and without even looking at them, he counted in a cold voice:
"Five sixes! If you're not a wimp, fire me!"
The middle-aged dwarf named Yanhu Brackett raised his thick red eyebrows.
Reina was pressing blindly just like him.
This means that the other party doesn't care about rationality, winning rate or the like at all, and intends to compete purely in luck and drinking capacity!
Yanhu became interested, pointed at Lena and laughed.
"Little girl, I like your personality!"
"Yes, that's what dwarves are like!"
"What calculations, what wins and losses, what rules, screw them all. The loser should just drink a big glass of wine to feel relieved!"
The dwarves around who had been laughing at Reina stopped talking.
This move alone changed many dwarves' impression of her.
Yan Hu slapped his dice clock.
"Okay! Go!"
According to normal rules, Yan Hu is the defender and should be the first to give his prediction, but at this moment, neither of them cares about the difference in order at all.
Both sides show their points.
Reina has 3 six points and Yanhu has 2 six points.
Exactly 5 sixes!
Yan Hu lost.
Another large glass of Stone Castle liquor was downed.
Second round of dice.
Yan Hu also didn't look at his dice clock and announced the number generously: "Five fives!"
"Open!" Before Yanhu finished speaking, Lena had already turned over the dice clock.
The two of them got a total of 3 five points, and Reina lost the game.
A large glass of Stone Castle liquor was brought to him.
Reina didn't even hesitate, she raised her glass, tilted her head back and drank it all in one gulp!
Looks like normal!
"Keep going! Five sixes!"
There was not the slightest fluctuation in his voice, not even a burp, as if what he had drunk earlier was not a highly concentrated liquor, but a large glass of water.
There was immediate applause in the tavern.
"it is good!"
"Great!"
"This human cub is different. I recognize her!"
"That's how you should drink! Refreshing! Let's celebrate her drinking capacity with a drink!"
In the following confrontation between the two, Reina first won one and lost one, and then her luck seemed to come and she won three games in a row.
After drinking three glasses of liquor in a row, Yan Hu did not pass out immediately, but he was almost unable to hold his urine. When he staggered to his feet and tried to go to the toilet, he finally lost his balance.
He fell to the ground with a thud, and soon there was the same thunderous snoring.
"God of Casting is above! Yan Hu was drunk and fell down!"
"Long live the little human girl!"
"Me! I want to challenge her too!"
"Let me do it, I'll go first!"
"Haven't you heard her say that? Everyone has a share. She wants to challenge all of us!"
"Nonsense, it was all of us who challenged her! She is the defending wine warrior!"
"If she can get us all drunk, I will write my name backwards from now on!"
As Reina "defeated" Yanhu and became the new defender, the atmosphere in the tavern finally got completely out of control!
……
There is one more update, it will be ready soon.
There should be one more chapter tonight, I will continue writing after dinner
(End of this chapter)
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