Don't call me evil god

Chapter 595 What to do if you can’t learn it? Start!

The three of them were soon tortured to the point of losing consciousness.

According to the request of the court etiquette officer Fernando, the "personalities" of the three of them were prepared in advance.

Lancelot is a brave warrior, and his dress style is more like armor and military uniform, with shoulders specially designed to look like shoulder armor. He needs to show the bravery and fearlessness of a warrior and take the lead;

Petr is a wise and knowledgeable wizard. He needs to follow Lancelot side by side with Miranda. He needs to ensure that his every move and gesture can show the mystery and power of magic.
Miranda's situation is no less serious;
As a former candidate for the Crusader, she already possesses a lot of the holiness of the Church of Light. Fernando strongly demands that Miranda must show the tolerance and affinity that belongs to a priest of the Church of Light.

These "style" requirements made Pete and his friends quite frustrated.

What exactly is considered bravery and fearlessness?

Lancelot first came out with a domineering look, but was then severely criticized by Fernando.

"No! No!"

"Bravery is not recklessness, fearlessness is not ignorance!"

"You'll just look like a fool who knows nothing and just keeps rushing forward!"

"You have to show your courage! Your fearlessness in facing great danger without changing your expression, and bravely charging towards disaster!"

Lancelot: "Ah Baah..."

How could he understand this!
He is just an ordinary person. He gets a headache when he encounters difficulties and thinks about revenge when he is bullied.

There is no such thing as bravery and fearlessness. If it weren't for the God of Knowledge, Nowen, who gave him the power to change his destiny and the magic of "Resurrection" to resurrect from the dead again and again, he would still be staying in the Dawn City area, moving bricks and carrying heavy bags.

Pete was also criticized by Fernando in various ways.

"Mister Mage, you must demonstrate your wisdom and erudition. You should be curious about everything in front of you. Mysterious magic is your best helper!"

"You look a little too relaxed now. You need to be more formal and more serious!"

It was difficult for Pete to keep his temper.

Mainly because every time he tried to make himself look dignified, the image of Archmage Alcandas sucking his fingers would always flash through his mind.

The legendary wizard is so straightforward and casual, but he has to pretend to be dignified in front of the people?

By then, wouldn't he be no different from a clown in the circus in Alcandas' eyes?
Whenever he thought of this, his tightly-held state would immediately break.

Miranda was relatively the better performer among the three. After all, she was born into the Crusader Order of the Cult of the Light and had received similar etiquette training. She also grew up in the capital and was influenced by it. Even though she had never eaten pork, she had seen pigs run and had a rough idea of ​​the process and status of meeting the king.

When she was a child, she went to the Avenue of Glory to watch the collective enthronement of manor nobles.

The only problem is that Miranda doesn't show enough "affinity".

The Crusaders belong to the battle sequence of the Cult of the Light;
Even the style of military chaplains is mainly pious, fanatical and firm.

In addition, Miranda was influenced by the belief in the God of Knowledge during this period, and witnessed many problematic things in the Church of the God of Light with her own eyes, which made her even more unwilling to believe in the "friendliness" shown by the priests of the church.

Her current style is more like that of a discipline priest, focusing more on those who should be blamed in the faith of Radiance and enforcing the disciplines of the doctrine.

The tolerant, holy and friendly pastor route didn't really suit her.

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In short, the practice progress of the three people was not very smooth.

Fernando was so anxious and angry that his voice was almost hoarse.

It's no wonder that this court ceremonial officer is not just a talker. Quite the opposite.

He is very professional.

Halfway through the training, Fernando couldn't stand it anymore, so he took the stage himself to demonstrate to Pete and the others how they should act out.

Fernando believed in Haller, the goddess of music and dance. This deity is usually called the goddess of music, but her authority also includes various art elements such as poetry, drama, and performance.

It’s just that music is His most famous authority, and the music He plays after being blessed by divine magic really has the power to move people’s hearts.

Broadly speaking, there is nothing wrong with calling him the God of Art.

Fernando has the acting magic bestowed by Haller, which makes his performance more realistic and more contagious.

First, he played the role of Lancelot, a resolute and brave warrior who was not afraid of danger. He immediately "appeared" in front of the three people and walked around the room with a dragon-like stride;
Then he began to play the role of a wizard, his eyes suddenly became deep, and his every move was full of majesty;
Finally, Fernando played the radiant priest that Miranda should have shown. He was even able to reverse the role to give the effect of a female. He walked with a radiant look, a warm and friendly smile on his face, and raised his hand to wave to both sides.

A master carpenter can lift heavy objects with ease.

The three of them felt their scalps tingling.

The fact that he could become a court ceremonial officer shows that he has real abilities.

This acting ability cannot be achieved by the magic of the goddess of music alone.

The effect of Haller's magic belongs to the category of "amplification". It will make the already moving melody even more beautiful, and the already vivid performance even more realistic.

But if the music was originally a strange sound of vomiting, mocking, then His magic would only make it more unpleasant to the ear and even more unbearable to watch.

"You don't need to show such a perfect effect. 8%... no, 6%... never mind, 5%, 5% is enough!"

Fernando changed his words halfway through his speech.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I know this is difficult. The normal process for meeting the king is that you should arrive in the capital at least half a month in advance. That way we will have more time for training and practice."

"I don't know why, but His Majesty only gave me a day and a half this time. I only received the notice this morning that you will be given etiquette training."

"The situation this time is not in line with common sense, but we have no choice. Since His Majesty has said so, I must find a way to complete it."

"So - please hurry up and work harder!"

"I have already shown you the most perfect form of the goal. If you really can't grasp the essence of it, you can just imitate it by rote!"

Pete smacked his lips.

He had to admit that if he really wanted to imitate, with his acting talent, it would probably be that the image was not the same as the spirit, and he would end up drawing a dog instead of a tiger.

If you can't learn it, you just can't learn it.

If it were in the past, he might have just started to give up.

But now... besides starting the swing, he has an extra option:

No more acting, let’s go!

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There’s more in the evening, there’s more in the evening!

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(End of this chapter)