Chapter 208 Noah’s Ark
Eden Cathedral.

This is the name Christ gave to St. Peter's Basilica after it was moved to Montreal.

The name is not false, the Garden of Eden is really inside!
Famous churches in Europe are now being relocated here, such as the Sacre-Coeur, Notre Dame de Paris, Cologne Cathedral and the like, which are already flying in the sky under the protection of the saints.

They will be integrated with the Cathedral of Eden and become the pillars of Eden's manifestation on earth, allowing Eden to accommodate more living beings.

It is not that Christ cannot make the Garden of Eden fully manifest in a church. Even a speck of dust can contain the entire Garden of Eden in the hands of Christ.

But if sinful mortals were to be allowed into the protective confines of the Garden of Eden, a solid building envelope would be needed.

These churches are for them!

As the pillars of the Garden of Eden in reality, although they are not part of the Garden of Eden, they are still protected by the Garden of Eden, and mortals are allowed to live in it, unlike the Garden of Eden, which has strict requirements and only Christ and Noah can enter.

"You don't think the last place you saw Christ was the Garden of Eden?"

"Is not it?"

Andre, Bayonetta and a group of people looked at Noah in surprise. If it wasn't the Garden of Eden, how could there be tropical plants growing in Montreal?
Taking a deep breath, Andre advised solemnly: "Master Noah, even if you want to joke with us, don't lie about this kind of thing. Lies are sins!"

"Who are you kidding? The Garden of Eden is not a good place. It's dead and dull. There are no people. There are only a bunch of glowing creatures flying around. How can it be as beautiful as the human world?"

"Look, that girl's butt is so nice!"

Bayonetta snatched Noah's bottle of wine. All the wine on this street had been taken away by them, so where did this come from?

Stealing things from Noah, this alone can be said to be an act of insubordination. Andre was about to pull out his gun. He didn't want to do this, but he had to do it to maintain the rules.

"Bayonetta, why are you stealing my wine?"

"Master Noah, please don't be a drunkard! We still have work to do, and please be careful about your words and actions in the future."

Bayonetta took off her headscarf. She knew what she would face after doing this. Andre's greatest tolerance was to give her some time to say her last words.

But Andre did not draw his gun. After thinking for a second, he pointed at Bayonetta's loose hair and said.

"Lord Noah, Bayonetta has just quit the ranks of nuns and no longer remains chaste for the Lord. She is no longer a subordinate of the church. Her offense against you was just an impulse of a believer to defend the Lord. Can you please forgive her?"

This is a very clever statement, as Bayonetta was still a nun when she snatched the bottle.

She took off her headscarf just because she didn't want her blood to contaminate it, not because she was leaving the church. However, a nun does have to take off her headscarf if she leaves the church.

Noah looked at his guards and asked, "What if I don't forgive, Andre, what will you do?"

"I will resolutely implement every decision of the Lord and the Saints."

In other words, Andre will do what he has to do and put a hole in Bayonetta's head.

"Hahahaha...right, that's how it should be. Rules can't be rigid. Come, let's have a drink to wake you up!"

Noah laughed and produced another bottle of wine and a large number of glasses, pouring a glass for each of the priests and nuns who were guarding him.

"Come on, everyone, let's drink to your brains for finally becoming more flexible! Let this fine wine lubricate your brains!"

Everyone drank it all in one gulp, without having to die or leave the church they had believed in all their lives. Bayonetta picked up her headscarf and was about to put it on, but was stopped by Noah who was beside her.

"Why are you still wearing it? You're going to be my bride, you don't need to wear it." "Huh?" *n
What does it mean? A bride was snatched from a bottle of wine?
Is it so easy to be a saint’s bride?

The nuns' eyes suddenly became hot. Noah's bride is Bayonetta, but there are still hundreds of saints in the church. Let's go back and try!
"Don't go back and grab other people's wine glasses, or you will be beaten to death. This is a test."

"Test? I don't really understand."

Bayonetta's face looked very bad, and neither did the others. If this trip was just for Noah to pick a bride, their mentality would all explode on the spot!

Noah sighed after pulling Bayonetta into his arms and feeling her.

"I was wrong. Your butt is even more perky than that girl's!"

"Don't struggle. Let me tell you the true purpose of this journey."

Noah held Bayonetta with one hand, preventing her from breaking free from his embrace. After drinking a bottle of brandy, he spoke.

"This trip has two purposes. One is to find the saint. She is very important to Christ, even more important than Mary."

"The second purpose is to do my old job and build a ship."

"Ship, the ark of salvation?"

"Yes, it's because of the repair of that ship that I can't die. I'm dying and dying. I really don't want to go into that shitty place called the Garden of Eden."

For church believers, the Garden of Eden is the long-desired home of the soul.

But in fact, even if they can go to heaven, they cannot enter the Garden of Eden. This is God’s own home. Heaven is inferior to it. It is really wishful thinking to want to enter it.

Now there are only two people who can enter: Noah, the savior chosen by God to save the world, and Christ, the Son of God, who bears all sins and is also the savior.

No one else can enter, not even the mother of Christ or the Virgin Mary!
In the church, Mary's status is no lower than that of Christ, and the number of churches dedicated to Our Lady is small.

Although any church will worship the Virgin Mary and her Son Christ, the primary and secondary are clearly distinguished. Moreover, she is also the mother of Christ, which means her status is higher. In name, she is also the mistress of the Garden of Eden.

But she still couldn't get in!
In the Garden of Eden, people had enough food and clothing and could get whatever they wanted, but Noah just didn't like it because there was no one there!
Adam and Eve had been expelled long ago. If they went there, they could only stare at Christ. He was too bored to stare at a man. It would be almost the same if Christ was replaced by a woman.

"What does this have to do with your choice of a bride? If you want a wife, I can arrange for someone else."

Bayonetta doesn't want to be a housewife. She became a paladin to kill demons, not to cook.

"That's the problem. I have to get married before I can start building the boat. This is God's will. I can't do anything about it."

He also didn't want to get married. The Christian precepts were equally applicable to saints like them, and were enforced more strictly. Although he could use some methods to circumvent some of the precepts, the happy times of a bachelor would be gone forever after marriage.

The most important thing is that once he starts building the ship, it means the end of the world and the crisis of human extinction is right behind him. How could he possibly want to get married?
Whether for the sake of all living beings or for his own happy time, he doesn't want to get married, and he doesn't even want to wake up.

But there was no way out. The bastard Christ kicked him awake and forced him to choose someone to marry. He didn't understand why Christ was so anxious!
Did King Jiji steal from his house?
Thanks to Wenren Erya, luowenhui and other friends for their recommendations

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