The Merry Man

Wang Chen rushed into the bedroom as fast as he could cover his ears, and took back his clothes under the dumbfounded gazes of Wang Zishuang and Xie Dan, then rolled up a ragged coat and rushed straight to the hospital , leaving only a bare butt, constantly shaking, shaking...

The scene just now was too passionate, he still didn't know how to face his little cousin Wang Zishuang, so naturally he didn't have the courage to stay in the bedroom any longer.Now Jianlong, the head of the dormitory, and Cao Lei are still staying in the hospital. By the time Wang Chen arrived at the hospital, the three had already fallen asleep.

The three of them were all arranged by Tingfeng in the VIP ward, and the facilities were naturally quite complete, and the level of perfection was short of finding a nurse to sleep with them.When Wang Chen came in, he saw Jianlong was sleeping with Ziting in his arms, and he was very happy.

"Xiao Chenzi, why are you here?" The head of the dormitory opened his eyes in a daze, and asked a little confused.

Wang Chen smiled wryly and said: "It's hard to explain in one word, I'm here today for the night, you guys continue to sleep."

Jianlong and Cao Lei were also awakened at this time.Jianlong stared at Wang Chen, smacked his mouth and said, "Hey, Xiao Chenzi, why the more I look at you, the more depressed I feel for wanting to be dissatisfied, I said you were not kicked out of the bed by a woman just now ?”

Wang Chen found an empty bed and lay down on it, and said depressedly: "Fart! I obviously escaped from the bed of a woman!"

As soon as the head of the dormitory heard the interest, he stared at Wang Chen and said with a smile: "Escape? Little Chen, tell the truth, what's going on? If there is such a good thing, you will run away? Don't talk nonsense, I guess you are out to find a trick of?"

Wang Chen stuffed his head into the bed and said: "Okay, you guys do your own research, I won't talk nonsense with you, I'll go to bed first, I've been tossing around all day, I'm so sleepy."

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The head of the dormitory became more energetic now, leaning on his head and said: "That's right, could it be that girl Bao Lulu wants to play a game, but your little heart can't bear such a passionate setting? This is unscientific, With such an exciting plot like **, I’m afraid you’ve already got in, how could you escape? Could it be that Bao Lulu, a chick who failed in ** but got slut, scared you out?”

Cao Lei also expressed his opinion at this time: "What Jianlong said is good, what the dormitory chief said is right."

Wang Chen: "..."

"Dormitory head, you know what a thread, I guess the plot just now is more tortuous than we imagined."

Qianlong also sat up, stroked his chin, put on a pedantic posture and said: "Did you think that Xiao Chenzi really escaped from the bed of a woman just now? Then you are wrong, big mistake It's so wrong! I guess Xiaochenzi should have escaped from a certain hut just now!"

"Small house?" the head of the dormitory and Cao Lei asked in confusion at the same time.

Jianlong nodded and said: "There were four people in the hut just now, one is a beast lover, one is a sadist, and the other is a necrophilia, and the last person is Xiao Chenzi. When these four people were chatting , the beast lover said, if only I had a cat now, then I can have a good time."

The cheap dragon chuckled twice and continued: "The sadist also said, yes, I can make him die after you have had fun. The necrophile nodded and said, if he dies, Then it's my turn to have fun."

The head of the dormitory suppressed a smile and cooperated, "What about Xiao Chenzi?"

"Xiaochenzi?" Jianlong stroked his chin again and said slowly: "Xiaochenzi walked to the window sill silently, and then, meow..."

"Ah ha ha!"

The head of the dormitory and Cao Lei covered their stomachs and laughed, and even Zi Ting couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing.

Jianlong laughed wildly while pointing at Wang Chen and said, "Haha, if you don't believe me, the head of the dormitory, take a look at Xiao Chenzi's pants, his chrysanthemums must be blooming like sunflowers now."

"Damn it! You bastards!"

Wang Chen finally couldn't bear it anymore, he lifted the quilt and cursed.If he continues to lie down, he doesn't know what kind of stories will be spit out from these sluts in a while.

Qianlong urged: "Hey, Xiao Chenzi, are you feeling a little bit more energetic now, what happened just now, tell us quickly."

"I am not only very energetic now, but also very nervous!" Wang Chen snorted softly while lying on the bed, casually took the cheat book given by his father in his hand, shook it with a smug smile, and said, "There is no plot, but There is a cheat book, but I don't know if some people are willing to practice it?"

"Secrets?!"

This time, the three of them were stunned at the same time, staring at the book in Wang Chen's hand in disbelief, without recalling it for a while.

Could this be the legendary martial arts secret book?

The bodies of these three people trembled. They didn't know what this secret book meant to Wang Chen, but they understood that this book meant a lot to them.This means that they can be different from ordinary people and become real martial arts masters from now on.

Everyone is from the generation who came from Jin Yong's movies, including Jianlong, who doesn't have a martial arts dream in their hearts?Who doesn't want to wield the sword in the world, be a great chivalrous man, a great chivalrous man for the country and the people?Seeing now that the dream was about to come true, the three of them really trembled.

Regardless of the pain on his body, the head of the dormitory ran over with a puff of smoke and said in a trembling voice because of excitement: "This... Xiao Chenzi, what you are holding in your hand is really a martial arts secret book from Jianghu?"

Wang Chen nodded and said: "It's true that he is a martial arts secret book, but I don't know how effective this secret book is, because no one has practiced this book yet. But according to my father's judgment, this secret book It should be no less than those first-class martial arts, enough to create a first-class family."

"A first-class family? So tough?" Qianlong's little voice trembled a little.

Wang Chen curled his lips, laughed a few times rather strangely, and then teased: "Of course it's very tough, you know, even there are not many first-class families in the entire Jianghu. But the story that a certain person just told is very exciting, so I decided to let someone tell the story, and I will not pass on this secret to him."

Jianlong's face suddenly fell into tears, and he grabbed Wang Chen's arm and said, "Don't tell me, brother Chen, I was wrong, the wrong panties were all off, and the wrong panties were all on the top of the head, I apologize , Sao Rui, my mother-in-law and sister-in-law Rui. Brother Chen, we are all scholars, so you should give them face."

Wang Chen said with a sad face: "It's only scholars who are sensitive. Don't you see that those who look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, sing the wind and move the moon, are sentimental and sentimental are all scholars? It can't be done. That story hurts all over the body, and the heart is broken like stars in the sky, I'm afraid I won't be in the mood to pass it on to you for a short time."

"I rely on!"

Jianlong's eyes widened suddenly, and he finally understood the strength of a simple person playing shamelessly, and this realm was not something he could surpass in a short time.

Jianlong wiped away his tears, his appearance was like a little match for selling girls, and he grabbed Wang Chen with a snot and tears in his posture: "I'm wrong, Boss Chen, my story I made a mistake just now, so I’ll repeat it, and I’ll repeat it.”

Jianlong brewed his feelings for a while, and said with a sad face: "The real storyline just now should be like this. In a small dark room, there are four people in it, a beastman, a sadist, and a lover. Necrophilia, the one left is me, and in the end I went to learn how to meow under the window. Boss, please forgive me."