The Merry Man

Bi Yinglong gave Wang Chen a blank look, and said contemptuously: "Nonsense, what do you think is there? This is dealing with a black hand, not a difficult opponent. Is it possible that we need to formulate some detailed battle rules, and then underestimate the enemy strategically?" , pay attention to the enemy tactically?"

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Bi Yinglong shook his head and said: "The so-called black hand is actually just a kind of promotion. He will finally connect the things that happened in the rivers and lakes, use small conflicts to influence big conflicts, and promote the big conflicts to achieve his desired goal. So we don't have to deal with black hands. To do something deliberately, as long as you stick to a belief."

"What belief?" Wang Chen asked doubtfully.

Bi Yinglong rubbed his nose with his thumb, then looked up at the roof at a 45-degree angle, and said in a rather vicissitudes of voice: "This sentence is very simple and practical. It is a trick that our ancient Chinese told us with practical experience. The clever plan can be summed up in eight words: when the water comes to cover it, the soldiers come to block it!"

Xue Lingling glanced at Wang Chen contemptuously, then turned her head and snorted softly and said: "I really doubt whether we can resist the black hand with such a brain-dead teammate, hum! I hope you won't hold us back! "

After Xue Lingling finished speaking, she turned her head and left. This girl really possessed the essence of shamelessness, she left directly after scolding people, and didn't even give Wang Chen a chance to refute.This made Wang Chen very depressed, as if he ate a fly but couldn't spit it out, that kind of discomfort is not humanly understandable.

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In fact, Wang Chen still doesn't understand what he is going to do. Dealing with the Li family and the Chen family is easy to say, but how to deal with it is a very serious issue.Can't I take the guy directly to the door of other people's house to make trouble?This is obviously not in line with scientific principles and the spirit of building a harmonious socialism.

Although Wang Chen is simple, he can't dig out many hidden things for a while, but he has an advantage that others don't have, that is, he knows to ask when he doesn't understand.

Wang Chen scratched his head and asked, "Uncle Bi, you know I'm a bit stupid. Although I understand what you said, I still don't understand a little bit. Can you tell me exactly what I'm going to do?" ?”

Bi Yinglong laughed and said: "You just need to be right with the Chen family and the Li family. You can block what they want to do. If they want to shit, you steal the toilet paper. Anyway, what do you want them to do?" It can’t be done, even if it can be done, it’s not going well.”

Bi Yinglong added another one and said: "By the way, if you don't want to, you'd better not engage in direct conflict with the other party. It is quite unwise to fight when the enemy is not clear."

Wang Chen nodded and said, "I understand."

"Okay, the rest is mainly up to you. Beibei has been waiting for you for a long time, you go to see her first." Bi Yinglong patted Wang Chen's shoulder and said.

Wang Chen nodded, and walked out of the living room. Although Wang Chen was a little afraid of the black hand's appearance, he also had some expectation.Wang Chen is a young man, every young man hides a hero in his soul, no matter how simple and peace-loving he usually is, he can't hide his warlike soul.After digesting the initial shock and subsequent fear, Wang Chen couldn't help sprouting a trace of pride in his heart.

It is a kind of misfortune to be born in a troubled time, and it is also a kind of luck.

But this arrogance was quickly wiped out by a phone call. Not long after Wang Chen left the living room, Bi Beibei called her in a timely manner as if she had installed a surveillance camera.The girl asked straight to the point: "Cousin, have you guys finished discussing things now? Then come here, my little sisters and I are waiting for you in Haojue."

Wang Chen was taken aback, and subconsciously asked: "Haojue? How did you girls go to such a place?"

Bi Beibei said dissatisfiedly: "Who stipulates that girls can't play disco? Okay, cousin, stop talking nonsense, how can you be more pussy than us? I will give you a time limit of 10 minutes. We will wait for you." Oh. Yeah! I found a handsome guy, cousin, come here quickly, I'll hook up with the handsome guy first."

"I……"

Before Wang Chen could finish his sentence, that girl Bi Beibei hung up the phone decisively.

Wang Chen suddenly had the urge to take a taxi and go back directly, but after thinking about the consequences of going back, Wang Chen still headed towards Haojue obediently.In fact, Wang Chen has always disliked girls playing with gods and dancers. Although the current society pays attention to equality between men and women, such a good slogan has been turned into an excuse for depravity by many women.

Some places are for men and not suitable for girls, such as men's restrooms, and some places are only for girls and not suitable for men, such as women's restrooms.Wang Chen has always felt that the so-called equality between men and women does not mean that girls degenerate like some bastards, but that they each perform their duties and are equal in dialogue.Of course, Wang Chen would not dare to tell his little cousin such philosophical words, otherwise, the other party would easily give him philosophical words.

Wang Chen was on his way to Haojue, but the chick Bi Beibei was quite happy in Haojue. Naturally, this chick was not interested in the so-called handsome guy, so she just sat down.

"Hey, girl, tell me, which handsome guy have you taken a fancy to, and you are so eager to hook up." Bao Lulu ordered a glass of beer, and asked with a smile.Bao Lulu is now leaning lazily on the chair, as lazy as a Persian cat, her big eyes are constantly rolling around.

Bi Beibei curled her lips and said, "Hu Meizi, how dare you speak of me, my old lady is as pure as a little white flower, unlike some woman who would have diarrhea when seeing a handsome guy. Hu Meizi, let's make it clear first." , you can just scare my so-called cousin for a while, don't let me swear endlessly, and then scare my cousin out of his wits and be fascinated by your obsession, I am not responsible. "

"cut!"

Bao Lulu didn't even raise her eyelids and said, "You think my mother is so sassy like you, and she uses looking for a handsome guy as an excuse to hang up the phone? Girl, I'm very responsible to tell you now, I've changed my ways, don't worry , now my mother only sees Tang Seng from my family, and she doesn't even care about other men."

"I said Hu Meizi, aren't you tired of talking about your monk Tang all day long?"

Bi Beibei asked quite curiously: "I'm really curious, what kind of animal is your Tang Monk, Liya, haven't you seen her animal? How is her Tang Monk?"

Liya covered her mouth and smiled and said, "He is really nice, he is the best person I have ever met."

"Really? Men actually have good things too?" Bi Beibei looked at Liya suspiciously and asked, "Little Liya, you're not going to fall too, how do I see you talking about Tang Seng with peach blossoms in your eyes? "

Bao Lulu laughed and said: "Idiot girl, what do you know? I have discussed it with Liya. From now on, we will serve as husbands and be good sisters forever. Girl, are you tempted? Do you want to act?" Do you want to come together, the three of us serve one husband, this will definitely be a good story in a hundred years."

Bi Beibei was shocked, and subconsciously said: "Damn, my servant is so dreamy?"